Wrestlution 10

[Aries]

10 years b, you coulda just been eating a hamburger quietly and thumbs upping.

 

I get what you're saying. I should've written something. WL 10. That's pretty big, but I believe in quality over quantity. Nothing I would have submitted would have been quality. I am quite literally at a point with Aries where I don't know if it's even worth having him around or just making a new character.

 

Anyway, I think the show was great. The matches were good, and the role plays were even better. Suda, as always, gets my entrance of the night. That shit was epic. One thing I was really disappointed about, and I mean REALLY disappointed about was the fact that Sean vs. Steve was shafted so far down the card. After how hard that man worked, to only get onto page 5? That is some bullshit.

[Smythe D. Wonder]

I fully believe that, had Smythe been in that match, you guys probably would've won it.

 

I planned to put them over... Then they went and did the match without me and jobbed :(... They had bright futures too

[Leon Valentine]

I knew it was coming but seeing that ghetto video put a smile on my face. Now I seriously can't wait to hear this again...

 

 

The tag team division just picked up again and the Hardcore Title has been missing you my friend xD

[Tre Golden]

More like you saved face by not showing up, and Leon tapped into his inner John vena.

[Dimsmore]

Good ego boost for me

 

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[Pugh]

I planned to put them over... Then they went and did the match without me and jobbed :(... They had bright futures too

 

Did you just no show lution and then complain that Leon won the match?

[Dimsmore]

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Page 1

 

- Can’t go wrong with AC/DC.

 

- The only “America the Beautiful” that I put any REPECK on is Ray Charles version.

 

- Just when I thought I couldn’t like/hate the Inner Circle any more. They have a “Club” like entrance. With full “Club” theme and video. Very well put together. Don’t Exist since 2006. Figment 4-Life. I chuckled for real. Wait a minute, let’s play an old Sesame Street game called “One of these things isn’t like the others”. And I’m looking at you Sensation. I don’t want any group to ever say “there aren’t any good group entrances” or them to use one that already in use. Cause you too can put this together with a little bit of thought and cyber elbow grease. They must be drinking that Carnation Instant-Over sauce. Versus sounds like he taught this guy everything he knows….

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His match was booked wrong. It’s actually a 3 way with Versus, Boob and Versus’s mind. I think Versus’s mind will roll up Versus for the win. Well, I think that actually fits. Amped for Matsuda/Majin. Guy Fausto shout out. What up Guy?? The circumstances for The Steve and BUFFNESS have changed, but the aura around it hasn’t. REPECK will do that. Nate called Jay “Dad”, he’s all in his feels mad early in this PPV. I really hope the people that questioned the return of these Golden Era superstars are now eating their words. They’ve not only shown up, but put out good content and matches to this point. Let’s hope tonight is no different. Jay closes it out with an Independence Day-like speech. Get Prepared!!

 

- The Doc trying to talk Jimmy out of his match at Lution. This is the biggest stage in E-Wrestling history. Wrestlution 10!! Go big or Go Home.

 

- Tre’s prepaid iPhone 6 (Not even a 6s?? smh) probably doesn’t have great service inside of Levi’s Stadium. He’s giving out comp tickets? Back in my day, I had to buy a ticket for a card I was prominently on. Kids these days. No Xander? He’s probably home studying my moveset some more.

 

- Jimmy Henry vs. Tank to kick things off. Kinda have to root for the little guy here. Jimmy looking very Bravehart like. Tank did a terrible job with his hair dying. And I think he’s color blind. Don’t wait for someone to finish taunting, make him pay for taunting while you’re in a standing position. I want to see Tank be a little more vicious moveset wise, play style wise. But that may come with time. Oh, so it’s pinfall or climb out. Got it. Jimmy is really hanging in there. Very Spike Dudley or Mikey Whipwreck like. Damn it Tank, get aggressive. Stop taunting so much. I like how Tank had to climb the cage and grab Jimmy by the waist there. Just wish the game sold Tank on that fall more. Tank hasn’t even tried to climb out. Big guy really shouldn’t though. What a elbow by Jimmy while Tank was on all fours. German off the top of the cage. Jimmy’s making the climb. Wait, why did he stop?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! What a spear!! Ehhhh, after the spear, I would have either dumped him again or just pinned off of that. The superplex just to get the crawling animation made the finish feel kinda Blah. But solid match.

 

- And here’s Leon pulling a Leon. It’s Levi’s Stadium. I’m guessing by boot, Leon means trunk of his car. He only wears a size 9.5 so a “lion” isn’t fitting in there. “Bubba let’s Leon stroke him.” Ummm I don’t know where to go from here. Then Drago has to drop the “Sperm Whale” comment…. http://memecrunch.com/meme/4H9IF/i-m-done-bruh/image.png?w=400&c=1

 

- This is the swan song for Ryu Trash-umoto. More feels.

 

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Page 2

 

- The Steve and Casey reminiscing on ribs back in the day. Deuce in a duffle bag, CLASSIC. Don’t worry McGee, all white people look the same. That includes men and women. No, no, no McGee.. Don’t go with the token black guy response and…. Too late. He told him to put some Respek on it. Doesn’t matter what Era you claim, you always have to shit on Leon.

 

- Here’s Boob. This man never met a mic he didn’t drop 1000 bars into. Is he a Microphone Fiend or is all he needs is One Mic?

 

- Rags v. Leon and SDW. I’m sure this will disappoint me greatly. Rags are you really a group if you don’t do a group entrance?? A rather subdued entrance from Nathan. Very far from his usual “What the Fuck is this guy doing?” entrance. I think he got the patent leather pants and soaked them in baby oil. Cool shirt from Tre. The mask seemed out of place. And I’m sure he’ll respond to this very quickly. A quick scene from one of my favs, Batman 2. Devito was born to play The Penguin. Smythe the Clown, pretty accurate depiction. Probably too many red bulls for Leon on that entrance. Settle down son. Ohhhhh, so Smythe pulled a Smythe. I think I called it that he would be the one to blow it for his team. Rags may get their Wrestlution moment. Don’t be fooled by how silly Leon looks, sounds, acts or comes across in party chats. He may not know what day it is right now. And I’m sure that if he lived in the states, he’d be collecting some kind of check to not come out in public. But, this is Wrestlution. And he always seems to show out when he’s on this stage. Doesn’t seem like Tre has trained enough for this match. He’s getting handled. Smart ring presence by Leon with the foot on the rope. Here comes Nathan. DDT FROM THE SECOND ROPE!!! What a finisher. Wait… you mean that’s the first move he did in the match. Ohh. Well, Leon still maintains control. Nathan tags Tre back in so he can get that work. LKO from outta… a wake up taunt. No Nathan, you don’t have to go in the ring to break up that pin. Nice Tres Leches from Tre. (You better pay me for naming that for you.) Three stomps and let him rest, vintage FPR from Leon. First rule of TV Tre, move away from the hard camera. Rags should have put this match away long ago. LKO from outta…. A million miles away. Maybe his trigger is broke. It’s elimination??? Nathan is trying his best, but it might be too little too late. Get Leon a shovel, he just buried Rags. There may be no recovering from this.

 

- Let me just get this out of the way, FUCK DUPREE!!! Ok, back to the review. Tibby is not pulling a Conor McGregor here and is working Fan access. This man’s name is Doubles??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And he still lives at home with Mom?? I think this is the same guy that I threw out of a game as an umpire. He was trying to take a walk in slow pitch coed softball. Chill with the booger covered Hot Pockets B. First Tibbs steals my lighter/matches promo. Now he wants to tell everyone about the TRUE Ryu. I knew about heel Tibby back in the days of Dupree TV. He hates children and senior citizens. He’s gonna eat his lunch. I didn’t eat lunch today, cause I had to walk in the rain to the car shop to pick up my car that needed an inspection. Someone come up to the 518 so they can get their lunch ate.

 

End of Page 2.

 

More later.

[Parker]

I get what you're saying. I should've written something. WL 10. That's pretty big, but I believe in quality over quantity. Nothing I would have submitted would have been quality. I am quite literally at a point with Aries where I don't know if it's even worth having him around or just making a new character.

 

Anyway, I think the show was great. The matches were good, and the role plays were even better. Suda, as always, gets my entrance of the night. That shit was epic. One thing I was really disappointed about, and I mean REALLY disappointed about was the fact that Sean vs. Steve was shafted so far down the card. After how hard that man worked, to only get onto page 5? That is some bullshit.

 

 

You know the deal man, Jay always gotta be on one of the last 2 pages of Lution.

 

Doooooooooown the card we go, still ,least we got 364 days til he wrestles again , hell , he should tag with Nate '364 days off ' Ortiz.

 

[Bloom]

I get what you're saying. I should've written something. WL 10. That's pretty big, but I believe in quality over quantity. Nothing I would have submitted would have been quality. I am quite literally at a point with Aries where I don't know if it's even worth having him around or just making a new character.

 

Anyway, I think the show was great. The matches were good, and the role plays were even better. Suda, as always, gets my entrance of the night. That shit was epic. One thing I was really disappointed about, and I mean REALLY disappointed about was the fact that Sean vs. Steve was shafted so far down the card. After how hard that man worked, to only get onto page 5? That is some bullshit.

 

Sean Wanted Page One.....

[Nate Ortiz]

When your history goes back to a time that pre dates our current archives you can afford to work 1 day a year and still steal the fuckin show.