Riot 433

[Smythe D. Wonder]

Baker is a victim of circumstance. It was supposed to be the 2 on 1 But unfortunately he cannot connect to his pal rose. So rather than chicken out he did a 1 on 1. Props to the Baker man, with time I can see money turning into a jewel.

 

Keep at it home-slice, just hide your muffins this Sunday,b

 

ITS BAKER TIME!

 

Learning the hard way is the pathway to the hall of fame... ask someone who's already been there...

 

We're in the savage-era aren't we? What's more savage than leaving Leon to die only to propel him back into the main event scene?

 

Tibby talks alot... but let's see it booked so he can job!!!

 

Riot was a pleasure to read this week... the top feuds are building well and I'm looking forward to the next one...

 

Team savage is looking like the next big thing... I also think Heel Tobin is championship caliber...

 

A-team... the old legends... the ambition era and me all together... best OCW season of all time!!!

[Versus]

Deep Thoughts by Versus

 

Minio, you dirty S.o.B.

 

Nice of the Petals to man up.

 

So many chains. D'Smythe Unchained needs to happen. Remember when crowds suddenly turned on Cena after so many years of the same gimmick, winning or not? I do to. Just sayin, maybe a refresher might be in order, but who am I to say, really?

 

Birdie don't take NO GUFF!! NO GUFF!

 

Majin hosting an Occupy Riot! Til Snatch Face, Cereal and Mugen visit him. It's ok, clothes or no clothes, IC's got IC's back.

 

CAMELBONES DON'T BREAK THE MIRRORS!!

 

Buff Blasters looks legit. Don't worry about snappin necks, worry about side effects. I'm not one to speak about side effects I'm not one to speak about side effects, but that bottle didn't look legit. I'm not sure if backne is the only issue that 'supplement' is gonna bring.Nausea, drowsiness, dizziness, anxiety, trouble sleeping, sleeping too much, loss of penis, loss of testicles, loss of appetite, tiredness, sweating, or yawning, barking, chewing on furniture, pissing in your pants, pissing in your neighbors pants, purchasing Adam Sandler movies, eating raw spaghetti, and turning into Mark Henry may occur. If any of these effects persist or worsen, tell your doctor promptly.

 

"I will beat the Cody Storm out of you." Next RP from Leon should involve a quick exit from a conversation because he's going to Cody Storm in his pants if he can't make it to a toilet.

 

Buddy's entrance music could be legit WWE entrance music. Crossbones stealing my intro! (kidding, of course) Still a bad ass entrance. Deeeez nuuuts! Solid match, dig Buddy's whole setup there (music, gear, moveset).

 

Dupree, so rude just takin mic's like that. You have to ask to borrow that mic, then never give it back. Since you guys can't come up with a group name, I'ma give you a group name "Kitten Whiskers". There, you're welcome. Also, who's Luke?

 

Spike Dudley against Sin Cara, here we...wait, what? I do dig DD's gear tho. And Young Ryan is just...so...smurf like, it's fantastic. He's the type of wrassler I can support.

Young Ryan: I'm a wrestler!

Versus: Sure you are buddy. *tussles Ryans hair*

Dropkick to the back while picking up the stairs looked legit. Damien Dark can't resist climbing the ladder. Didn't even try to fight, just like "OOH LADDER!!" Young Ryan...can't even make it half way up. I assume the rest of the match is one guy climbing the ladder, and the other pushing it down...wait...ramps aren't a good place for ladders. Little antsy at the end there YR. Great match though.

 

Jerk. I hate ill fitting shirts.

 

Ok Brandon...um...dafuq? I really hope there's something later in the show to follow this up, or I'm thoroughly disappointed, and will create a meme using a segment of your entrance that I paused and screen grabbed. We will see.

 

So far, I'm enjoying an interview with a lion more than Brandon Falcone's RP. Drago, Animal Hunter...I love reading his RP's because of the language barrier, the consistency allows me to hear the voice in my head as I'm reading it. Gives it life...gotta love it.

 

Is G-G-G-G-G unit still a thing? I thought it was a thing that my friends and I did as a joke when we were drunk. MEh, to each his own I guess. Xander need a therapist.

 

Tobin's Buildiiiiing a mysteryyyyy.

 

KD comin out lookin like a level mafia boss from a video game, and Kwan comes out with the "Hearts, Deal with it" shirt...fuckin dude kills me. Hahaha. KD gotta have backne, reminds me of that scene from the Amy Schumer movie with Cena, when he says "I look like Mark Wahlberg, ate Mark Wahlberg." Well, KD looks like Tobin Frost ate Mark Henry". Damn that was surprising. Digging the music, and fits with my earlier thought as well. Ooooh, eerie.

 

Holy smokes, I really liked that PeeStee/KW segment. I don't want to ruin it for anyone, but at one point I wanted to yell out "Unityyyyyy". Well done.

 

That is one of my favorite movies of all time, and the 2nd best scene in that movie. That's $25,000 alpaca motherfucker! You blot that shit!! is the 1st best.

 

I'd say I expected something different from the Tre/Drago match...but nah. Still a good one tho.

 

Why's everyone got a signature smirk? I wanna come up with something different. I think Versus is going to have a signature toe point or some shit. Matsuda thinks one time is enough to cement his place and put Majin in his...you don't know Majin do you? hahahaha

 

"I guess I got the juice now". hahaha...laughs ended quickly. You know, for a while I was like "Hmmm, I wonder what Dwight Howard is going to do in the off season?" Turns out, steroids and OCW.

 

Wait, we can throw microphones across arenas now? Also, how in the hell does someone remember all their accomplishments? Do you write them down, keep a diary? I bet he keeps a diary. "Mugens diary, day 5. People here are wicked nice, and I have a feeling my peanut butter and jelly lunch is gonna be amazing. Won another title! TTYS XOXO".

 

Trying not to give spoilers of this match, regardless. Awesome, awesome M.E. Looks like Leon got the Cody Storm slammed out of him. Ouuuch, looks like Leon's not using that for a while.

 

That last bit can only be described in one word...savage. hehe.

 

 

Also, to follow through on my promise, here's the Falcone meme.

 

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/FALCONE-.jpg

[Tiberius Dupree]

Learning the hard way is the pathway to the hall of fame... ask someone who's already been there...

 

We're in the savage-era aren't we? What's more savage than leaving Leon to die only to propel him back into the main event scene?

 

Tibby talks alot... but let's see it booked so he can job!!!

 

Riot was a pleasure to read this week... the top feuds are building well and I'm looking forward to the next one...

 

Team savage is looking like the next big thing... I also think Heel Tobin is championship caliber...

 

A-team... the old legends... the ambition era and me all together... best OCW season of all time!!!

 

First of all a match with me won't stop your caw from looking like old grey dog shit.

 

Second being Savage would of been beating the 2 rooks single handedly then dumping Leon on his stupid penguin face. So please don't use that word till you know what it means.

 

And Boob that was dirty b, nobody wants to see Versus coconuts, which you had all over your head last week.

 

Purge=ICP!

[Dimsmore]

Purge=ICP!

 

[Versus]

 

That's right, it's Tony Stark surrounded by Juggalos. Get it right. Hehe.

[Tiberius Dupree]

 

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[Parker]

On another note, I'd like to see Smythe freshen up his character, I think he's been the same gimmick since 2007, the 'all for business, all for Smythe, I'm the biggest draw' thing.

 

Hell, I don't even know if you are capable of changing it up, because I've never seen it, but it's something I'd like to see, as he is just kind of stale.

[Bloom]

On another note, I'd like to see Smythe freshen up his character, I think he's been the same gimmick since 2007, the 'all for business, all for Smythe, I'm the biggest draw' thing.

 

Hell, I don't even know if you are capable of changing it up, because I've never seen it, but it's something I'd like to see, as he is just kind of stale.

 

Smythe been stale since Wrestlution 3.

[Bobby Minio]

I don't know why people even both criticizing Smythe. He no-sells honest and constructive criticism like Hogan no sells offense.

 

Honestly speaking, I'm not entirely sure Smythe can even read cause I can't think of a time I've seen him reply to a post in a way that made me believe he comprehended it.

[Jookie Marley]

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