Gentleman Jack Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 The following phone call took place at 4:25 PM the day after Turmoil aired between Gentleman Jack and the Make A Wish Foundation. Viewer discretion is advised. Lisa: Thank you for calling the Make A Wish Foundation of greater New York. This is Lisa, how may I help you? Jack: Hi Lisa, this is OCW superstar Gentleman Jack. How you are today? Lisa: I'm fine... You say your name is Gentleman Jack? Jack: That's correct madam. I'll be happy to send you an autographed head shot. Lisa: That's really not necessary sir. How may I help you today? Jack: Well Lisa, I'm in the market to rent a dying child for a week. You see, my associate Big Ed needs to learn a thing or two about consequences and responsibility. Lisa: Wait... What? Jack: I'm sorry, we must have a bad connection. I said I want to rent a dying child for a week. Now can I choose which disease they have? I really don't want anything contagious. I'm looking more for a cancer kinda thing. Oh and no amputees. They freak me the hell out. Lisa: I'm sorry, you want to rent a child? Jack: That's correct miss. By the way, how does your pricing structure work? Do I pay by the pound? Age? I've been perusing you're website all afternoon and I'm just not seeing anything for a pricing guide. Now as I said, this will be a weekly rental so naturally I expect a long term discount. Lisa: Sir, this is the Make A Wish Foundation. We don't charge for children. That's not what... Jack: They're free?!?! Lady, I don't want to tell you how to run you're business but that's a real shitty plan. How do you make any money? Lisa: Sir, we're a non-profit. We're not here to make money. We're here to put smiles on children's faces. Jack: Wait, wait, wait. You mean to tell me these kids are FREE? All I have to do is put a smile on their face? Lisa: That's not really it... Jack: Oh I get it, the kid is free but then you hit me with a lot of hidden fees before I leave the lot right? C'mon lady, I wasn't born yesterday, what's the catch? Lisa: Sir, there's no catch, We aren't a business. We don't rent children. Nobody does as far as I know. We're a charity. We grant wishes to sick and dying children. How do you not know what we do? Jack: Hey don't get snippy with me! Have you ever worked in the service industry lady? The customer is always right! Can I speak to your manager? Lisa: Sir, I really don't think that's going to be necessary. I don't think we can help you today. Jack: Do you know who I am? Lisa: I have no idea sir. Jack something.... Jack: Gentleman Jack! Of OCW! How have you not heard of us? Lisa: OCW? Of course I've heard of that. But I don't know any Gentleman Jack. Jack: So who have you heard of? Lisa: My favorite is Kassidy Hayes. When I get off work, I go home to my three cats in my studio apartment. I put on a Kass match on my tv and an Al Green track on my Zune and then I just savage myself. Jack: You're not... you're not attractive are you? Long pause Lisa: Not really... Jack: Lisa, this is you're lucky day. Go online and look me up. I'll wait. Another long pause as we hear keys clicking away. Lisa: Oh my..... Jack: Right?!?! Now here's the deal lady. I need a sick kid for a week. You need to get that dusty vag knocked around. Let's make a deal. Lisa: Wait, what? Jack: You heard me. You give me a sick kid, I'll come over and take a dive in the bushes. I'll dine at the Y my dear. I'll eat a piece of hair pie. I'll have dinner beneath the bridge. I will drink deep from the fuzzy cup. I'll chow down on Georgia O'keefe's inspiration if you know what I'm saying baby. Lisa: You mean, you want to go clam diving? Jack: Jesus you stupid bitch, I'll eat you're pussy! We aren't going clam diving! I hate the water! Lisa: But, I, when, how, huh.... Jack: I know baby, it's pretty exciting. So what do you say? One sick kid for the night of your life? Long pause. Lisa: Meet me Children's Hospital at 2 AM. I think I can help. Jack: You're a hero! Oh, and take a shower. And remember, above all else, no amputees! Weirdos.... Lisa: No amputees, got it. So do you think maybe we.... Jack: I'm sorry Sally, I really gotta go here. See you in a few hours! End of call. 12 http://i.imgur.com/FPLnAHN.jpg http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Award2k16/pushingthelimit.png
B-17 Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 The following phone call took place at 4:25 PM the day after Turmoil aired between Gentleman Jack and the Make A Wish Foundation. Viewer discretion is advised. Lisa: Thank you for calling the Make A Wish Foundation of greater New York. This is Lisa, how may I help you? Jack: Hi Lisa, this is OCW superstar Gentleman Jack. How you are today? Lisa: I'm fine... You say your name is Gentleman Jack? Jack: That's correct madam. I'll be happy to send you an autographed head shot. Lisa: That's really not necessary sir. How may I help you today? Jack: Well Lisa, I'm in the market to rent a dying child for a week. You see, my associate Big Ed needs to learn a thing or two about consequences and responsibility. Lisa: Wait... What? Jack: I'm sorry, we must have a bad connection. I said I want to rent a dying child for a week. Now can I choose which disease they have? I really don't want anything contagious. I'm looking more for a cancer kinda thing. Oh and no amputees. They freak me the hell out. Lisa: I'm sorry, you want to rent a child? Jack: That's correct miss. By the way, how does your pricing structure work? Do I pay by the pound? Age? I've been perusing you're website all afternoon and I'm just not seeing anything for a pricing guide. Now as I said, this will be a weekly rental so naturally I expect a long term discount. Lisa: Sir, this is the Make A Wish Foundation. We don't charge for children. That's not what... Jack: They're free?!?! Lady, I don't want to tell you how to run you're business but that's a real shitty plan. How do you make any money? Lisa: Sir, we're a non-profit. We're not here to make money. We're here to put smiles on children's faces. Jack: Wait, wait, wait. You mean to tell me these kids are FREE? All I have to do is put a smile on their face? Lisa: That's not really it... Jack: Oh I get it, the kid is free but then you hit me with a lot of hidden fees before I leave the lot right? C'mon lady, I wasn't born yesterday, what's the catch? Lisa: Sir, there's no catch, We aren't a business. We don't rent children. Nobody does as far as I know. We're a charity. We grant wishes to sick and dying children. How do you not know what we do? Jack: Hey don't get snippy with me! Have you ever worked in the service industry lady? The customer is always right! Can I speak to your manager? Lisa: Sir, I really don't think that's going to be necessary. I don't think we can help you today. Jack: Do you know who I am? Lisa: I have no idea sir. Jack something.... Jack: Gentleman Jack! Of OCW! How have you not heard of us? Lisa: OCW? Of course I've heard of that. But I don't know any Gentleman Jack. Jack: So who have you heard of? Lisa: My favorite is Kassidy Hayes. When I get off work, I go home to my three cats in my studio apartment. I put on a Kass match on my tv and an Al Green track on my Zune and then I just savage myself. Jack: You're not... you're not attractive are you? Long pause Lisa: Not really... Jack: Lisa, this is you're lucky day. Go online and look me up. I'll wait. Another long pause as we hear keys clicking away. Lisa: Oh my..... Jack: Right?!?! Now here's the deal lady. I need a sick kid for a week. You need to get that dusty vag knocked around. Let's make a deal. Lisa: Wait, what? Jack: You heard me. You give me a sick kid, I'll come over and take a dive in the bushes. I'll dine at the Y my dear. I'll eat a piece of hair pie. I'll have dinner beneath the bridge. I will drink deep from the fuzzy cup. I'll chow down on Georgia O'keefe's inspiration if you know what I'm saying baby. Lisa: You mean, you want to go clam diving? Jack: Jesus you stupid bitch, I'll eat you're pussy! We aren't going clam diving! I hate the water! Lisa: But, I, when, how, huh.... Jack: I know baby, it's pretty exciting. So what do you say? One sick kid for the night of your life? Long pause. Lisa: Meet me Children's Hospital at 2 AM. I think I can help. Jack: You're a hero! Oh, and take a shower. And remember, above all else, no amputees! Weirdos.... Lisa: No amputees, got it. So do you think maybe we.... Jack: I'm sorry Sally, I really gotta go here. See you in a few hours! End of call. I really want to hate Jack, but he makes it hard. 1 "Amatuer cheat hunter, Resident OCWFED historian, Lover of spreadsheets, data and HOI, MASTER OF THE GOKART" *I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY PROFILE!*
Sophia Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 Sweet baby frickin jesus. I love this man. Truth martini strikes again!! http://i.imgur.com/Be83i2k.jpg
Versus Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 If I had a son, I'd want it to be Jack. 1 http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/footprints_1.jpg
Dennis Black Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 If I had a son, I'd want it to be Jack. You just made his day.
Parker Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 I fucking LOVE Jack. 'I'll dine at the Y my dear' <-------lost my shit. I also get freaked out by amputees :( We have had a Make-A-Wish kid in OCW before, he died shortly after meeting his hero, Tiberius Dupree , the fact his hero punched him in the face may or may not have contributed to his death. Dupree isn't a nice person. 3 http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5774/sig2uq.jpg 2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences) 1 x NA Champion 1 x Pride Champion 1 x TV Champion 2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion F.I Winner 2012 MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7 'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree 'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17
Tre Golden Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 Didn't Dennis make an appearance for them awhile ago?
Dennis Black Posted June 24, 2016 Posted June 24, 2016 Didn't Dennis make an appearance for them awhile ago? Twice a week. "OCW cares."
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