Turmoil 135

[Jordan Jax]

You guys are mean :(

 

I'm on holiday for the next two weeks though, therefore Jax is out dealing with the mental trauma and a re-occuring shoulder injury.

[Big Ed]

Here it is. I keep my promises. Coming back at ya like those Casey Paine crabs or them Queen Cox Herpes!

 

The Big Ed shmall review.

 

 

We need a updated intro. please. Jimmy / Dennis. Bueller? someone. Whose cock does Nate Dunn or Sugar Skull have to suck to get a new intro around here?!

 

The roast was classy and over. Much like the G club.

 

A sign of the times. But Amber Fowler and Casey was sleeper match of the night for me. If nothing else, watch the last two minutes. It was bout the second best match of the night. Give bombshells a chance. By how aggressive these broads are I could see Amber Sophia beating some of the dudes. Consider yourselves lucky there are not intergender matches.

 

I liked Jordan's promo. better than last weeks. moved on quickly from the loss to a flake. keep at it, midcard division is building back up after getting slaughtered by diet suda.

 

Very curious what Blaine's new job will be. Hopefully one that blows.

 

little sweet innocent Sophia has that fire. Hope the main event next week lives up to the hype. Casey and Sophia had a good match at KooCW. Think its too soon for a rematch, but what do I know. I'm high and drunk. but what is the womens match for cide if they are fighting again next week?

 

Loki and Trance need to be a tag team, and we need tag titles. We got skulls, Loki Trance, Orphanage, G club, Convoy, TKF alts, and influence. don't see why we don't, aside from servers. but again, peeps do online tag dms all the time. so we will see.

 

Good showing for Scott vs winters. not sure why this new guy has pyro tho! Budget is used up per Smythe entrance. I like the look. Woulda liked some writing tho. gotta find a way to stand out among the new Turmoil rookies. Double A is the man among openers right now.

 

Ginger and Seb need to feud where Ginger goes over. Or he needs to join the club. Or confess his love for Madison.

 

Cactus giving us a nice segment on Turmoil. Hope he can keep this up weekly. Slap heard round the world was great. like having cactus on the squad. but could see him as a nice midcard face. TV title shot in the near future? I mean, i'd wait until dennis or malu lost the damn thing. let them both cool off first. you don't want any part of malu right now. cept me. i'll eat both their lunches and breakfast if I please.

 

Kassidy vs Dustin made me sad. Holy shit. Dustin! The hell happened? You will bounce back. You've got a potential manager of the year backing you. :( How you gonna pin the world champ then get owned a few weeks later. We shoulda attacked kass after he won. But then again, we should also praise him. But we don't.

 

Adams Adams thinks he's slick. How you gonna throw shade at the G club, the Convoy, AND caramel in once sentence?! The balls on this guy. you gonna get hurt, but I love how you put yourself out there. Double A walks alone.

 

Jordan Jordan Jordan. Ouch :( I thot you had that. losing your first two matches isn't a kille rtho. you'll bounce back with RP.

 

Guess whose back? Austins back. Again. Stay! we like you n shit.

 

honestly, I thought B17 was gonna pull this off. And then I was shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall over the convoy. don't consider this a victory. for every one time you get to pin our cena, he pins you 9 more times.

 

Cactus won his first ME. good rebound for the G club!!! Jimmy looked good out there as well. did like the ending where people are starting to stand up to the club. but lets be honest...its all pointless. Gentleman jack has Turmoil's monster just waiting for summercide. And he's fresh!!!

 

I wanna see like 2 months where Jackson doesn't wrestle but submits content for 8 weeks from a psych ward.

 

already commented on the finale. Malu and caramel did their thing. gotta say again, came off like a subtle double turn. Malu could easily, EEEEEEEEEEEEASILY be the face walking into this match after the promo. Also looks like caramel coming unhinged. ideally, caramel does well at the ppv but loses by dq or some shit because he lost control of himself. then yall can be in a crazy match at September to remember. but that's just me arm chair booking.

 

in closing.

 

Jimmy gonna get his whooped, Double A gonna get his ass whooped, Madison is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (seriously tho, Sophia did a good job creating her. goddaaaaaaaaaaamn her entrance tonight lmao), and scott needs to get rid of that pyro!!

[Bloom]

Here it is. I keep my promises. Coming back at ya like those Casey Paine crabs or them Queen Cox Herpes!

 

The Big Ed shmall review.

 

 

We need a updated intro. please. Jimmy / Dennis. Bueller? someone. Whose cock does Nate Dunn or Sugar Skull have to suck to get a new intro around here?!

 

The roast was classy and over. Much like the G club.

 

A sign of the times. But Amber Fowler and Casey was sleeper match of the night for me. If nothing else, watch the last two minutes. It was bout the second best match of the night. Give bombshells a chance. By how aggressive these broads are I could see Amber Sophia beating some of the dudes. Consider yourselves lucky there are not intergender matches.

 

I liked Jordan's promo. better than last weeks. moved on quickly from the loss to a flake. keep at it, midcard division is building back up after getting slaughtered by diet suda.

 

Very curious what Blaine's new job will be. Hopefully one that blows.

 

little sweet innocent Sophia has that fire. Hope the main event next week lives up to the hype. Casey and Sophia had a good match at KooCW. Think its too soon for a rematch, but what do I know. I'm high and drunk. but what is the womens match for cide if they are fighting again next week?

 

Loki and Trance need to be a tag team, and we need tag titles. We got skulls, Loki Trance, Orphanage, G club, Convoy, TKF alts, and influence. don't see why we don't, aside from servers. but again, peeps do online tag dms all the time. so we will see.

 

Good showing for Scott vs winters. not sure why this new guy has pyro tho! Budget is used up per Smythe entrance. I like the look. Woulda liked some writing tho. gotta find a way to stand out among the new Turmoil rookies. Double A is the man among openers right now.

 

Ginger and Seb need to feud where Ginger goes over. Or he needs to join the club. Or confess his love for Madison.

 

Cactus giving us a nice segment on Turmoil. Hope he can keep this up weekly. Slap heard round the world was great. like having cactus on the squad. but could see him as a nice midcard face. TV title shot in the near future? I mean, i'd wait until dennis or malu lost the damn thing. let them both cool off first. you don't want any part of malu right now. cept me. i'll eat both their lunches and breakfast if I please.

 

Kassidy vs Dustin made me sad. Holy shit. Dustin! The hell happened? You will bounce back. You've got a potential manager of the year backing you. :( How you gonna pin the world champ then get owned a few weeks later. We shoulda attacked kass after he won. But then again, we should also praise him. But we don't.

 

Adams Adams thinks he's slick. How you gonna throw shade at the G club, the Convoy, AND caramel in once sentence?! The balls on this guy. you gonna get hurt, but I love how you put yourself out there. Double A walks alone.

 

Jordan Jordan Jordan. Ouch :( I thot you had that. losing your first two matches isn't a kille rtho. you'll bounce back with RP.

 

Guess whose back? Austins back. Again. Stay! we like you n shit.

 

honestly, I thought B17 was gonna pull this off. And then I was shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall over the convoy. don't consider this a victory. for every one time you get to pin our cena, he pins you 9 more times.

 

Cactus won his first ME. good rebound for the G club!!! Jimmy looked good out there as well. did like the ending where people are starting to stand up to the club. but lets be honest...its all pointless. Gentleman jack has Turmoil's monster just waiting for summercide. And he's fresh!!!

 

I wanna see like 2 months where Jackson doesn't wrestle but submits content for 8 weeks from a psych ward.

 

already commented on the finale. Malu and caramel did their thing. gotta say again, came off like a subtle double turn. Malu could easily, EEEEEEEEEEEEASILY be the face walking into this match after the promo. Also looks like caramel coming unhinged. ideally, caramel does well at the ppv but loses by dq or some shit because he lost control of himself. then yall can be in a crazy match at September to remember. but that's just me arm chair booking.

 

in closing.

 

Jimmy gonna get his whooped, Double A gonna get his ass whooped, Madison is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (seriously tho, Sophia did a good job creating her. goddaaaaaaaaaaamn her entrance tonight lmao), and scott needs to get rid of that pyro!!

 

Ed I m a let u finish but HER name is SOPH-CENA

[Leon Valentine]

We need a updated intro. please. Jimmy / Dennis. Bueller? someone. Whose cock does Nate Dunn or Sugar Skull have to suck to get a new intro around here?!

 

Dennis is already working on it haha.

[Jacob Trance]

I felt the roast was funny in places and a little... I don't know... Borderline in others?

 

It was edgy and done what it needed to do without failing promo 101; which is don't bury your opponent, if you say he's a piece of shit then all you're beating is a piece of shit.

 

That being said, I feel like Big Ed has more to lose, but then again it's against the underdog, so that was always going to be the case.

[B-17]

Has Jimmy ever been anything but "the underdog"? At this point he wouldn't be favorite against Gillberg.

[Blackbeard]

This is what the roast reminded me of, especially the Big Ed parts.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZLO1fPifMU

 

 

They gave the entire show an old ECW feel..or a Riot 2013/14, when Parker and Dupree did it..fucking LOVE it.

[Sophia]

This is what the roast reminded me of, especially the Big Ed parts.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZLO1fPifMU

 

 

They gave the entire show an old ECW feel..or a Riot 2013/14, when Parker and Dupree did it..fucking LOVE it.

 

Add the wicked Boston accent and they practically sound identical too!

[Blackbeard]

Also, LOVE the Vincent Winters caw.

[Bloom]

Also, LOVE the Vincent Winters caw.

 

You would, you unapologetic Daywalker Whore.

 

Also Jordan Jax, your an E-Wrestler!

 

Not a god dam, Casual Friday!

 

DRESS UP!

Edited August 12, 2016 by Bloom