The Clash 2017

[Big Ed]

Couldn't really get into the NA match, the overhead camera stuff for one on one is tacky. I say this as someone that had to do it at devil's night. Atleast my third party was a team mate.I think it would have been better off pulling a smythe and prince and just doing an attack. Save that match for fev ppv

 

Kass and Minuo was a good match. Hope it continues. Next logical step if Kass wins again is Pugh. Kass is also one of the few that I think has a shot of taking the lhw: kass is another one who could have a face run if he wanted.

 

I don't think credit is given to cactus for what he did this weekend. He fought turmoil's 1 & 2 in the same weekend. Cacti got nothing to be ashamed of other than wearing Dallas cowboy attire. Keep it up man. Also think b17 has music that is too urban for him. He and Jett should trade music.

 

Double main event had rev inc , purge, skwad and the daddeh.

 

Ortiz and mugen had a brawl. Felt Personal. Didn't know what a man they call Nate was until I asked one of his marks (pam). He is the greatest until a hardcore match. Lol so many weapon misses. Lots of great spots. I will agree that when this war ends, mugen has a monster face run in him if he chooses. Double turn with sensation and mugen would be mint.

 

I don't get to say this often. But tonight made me proud of Turmoil. I expected the long entrances. Didn't bother me. Ding became turmoil's top baby face tonight. Ding dominated, Leon picked his spots and got a lot sneaky attacks in; and cinnamon bumped for them; over and over again. The end of the match probably had the most drama for a finish of the night. If Dennis misses that dive, it's over. Ding or Leon are pinning each other after f. High risk high reward.all three walk away looking good.

 

Dug the ending to the show. Even if the broad is Whiney. You ain't the only poor one Hoe. I have enjoyed the story of Dennis and Madison having their thunder stolen over and over since getting the world title. This has been going on since summercide. Been wanting to see this feud for months. Rd money and Madison on the mic will be brilliant and fucking uncomfortable during February. If there isn't atleast one hard R during this feud I'm gonna call bs. Glad to see your back rd, even if only temporary. People wanna see this. The two days of Madison videos was worth the pay off.

 

I think Dennis has a good heel run in him if he fully embraces Madison's views on the world. A real heel, not the kind that get cheered for.

 

Big props to Turmoil. I know jokes get made about it a lot, but one of the sites best players and two of the more reliable and hardworking people are from there. Just something to keep in mind.

 

Pay per view was good, not great. Devil's night was a better show but clash had a better ME.

[Leon Valentine]

The one thing I said to Jay over the weekend is I know why ppv's take him forever. Much respect to him because this shit takes up an entire weekend, so much to do. The preshow was 3 pages and that took me most of the night to do. A lot of work goes into these shows so that's why Jay and myself get salty when no one comments.

 

I think pushing Riot back this week was a really good call for everyone. We need this little break after this.

 

Now I got some time to give my thoughts so here we go.

 

Good to see Crossbones back, always love the rp's and looking forward to see you compete again soon. TETS!!! Now we just need Parker back <3

 

Kass and Bobby was a decent opener. A lot of us had issues with this match. I downloaded and had audio issues until I played this in VLC player. One thing I like about Kass, he has had the same theme since he joined. I think Kass had the better of Bobby in this match. Bobby showing some ring rust but overall a good way to kick things off.

 

Love or hate Smythe. One thing he knows how to do is give everyone a good entrance. All though this match didn't happen as I know the servers have been awful on the game as of late. Only reason to why I think you guys didn't do the match. I think Nate said it best that we will take that 4 minute video over 10 minutes of an attack any day. I can't believe Prince actually stole your ring... LMAO. Another thing about Smythe, he always goes out his way to help the rooks.

 

I am sick of Madison, no one gives a shit about your first period. Make these videos stop!

 

Drago, Liger and H20 was one of my favorite matches of the night. I am really getting behind H20. I dig the look, attire and you know how to beat up Leon in dm's :( Dick. Seriously you along with Wrex and Prince are probably the three best batch of new guys coming in this far. Drago's theme never gets old and loved Ligers too. Shit... H20 and and Liger took it to Drago. I have not seen Liger play this good in forever. I think that concussion was the best thing that could happen to you. The finish was amazing. Not even me and Dupree could take down Drago and he had a partner.

 

The best part about the tag title match was listening to Jay shit on Dennis every time Loki fucked him up. I wasn't a big fan of where the match cut out but I understand why it happened. The most important thing to take away from this match is... SKWAD UP!

 

I don't know what has happened to B-17 but he is just murdering folks. I think stepping away from booking is the best thing to happen for you. One thing I will say, as much shit as you have got over the last few months. You put in the effort and are always one of the first to have content in early. I think Dennis calling you the cancer has brought out another side out of you after this match. I dig the intro Cactus.

 

I am really glad I got to fight Bertha and Sophia. This was a fun match to play. We all died in the match when Alex went for that moonsault. Sophia had to experience what Leon went through in the main event. Being outside the ring and being powerless to do anything about it. I love the women's division. I personally think it's on fire right now and looking forward to Turmoil 150 where I get to fight Sophia.

 

Alex and Liger had a picture taken backstage after this match. Huge night for trash so far hey Spider ^^

 

Dupree and Buffness has been fun to watch but in this match you could really see the ring rust in Sean. What I love about Sean is the way he doesn't give a fuck. Sean goes out and gets the chair and fucks up Dupree's arm. You just did it to the wrong person :(

 

One thing I said to Tibby and to Spider, for those of you that don't have recorders. If you have any issues with twitch then just let me know. It doesn't take me long to record a Intro that I can send to you :)

 

Me and Pugh have gone at it over the years but one thing I said in the viewing party and will say it again here too, is you have the best matches. No one can take that away from you. I wasn't a fan of the mask you used in the intro. Just looked out of place. It's great to see you putting in all the work for the lightweight division. Best thing that could happen. I think Kent said it best that we were glad this match happened to the original match that was supposed to happen. RYU!!! The best part about this match is it wasn't one sided. Spider has gotten better in this last month and he just came up short in this match.

 

Spider is what being an underdog is all about. You hear me Dennis?

 

I wasn't a big fan of the NA title match. I know KD had some issues with his controller but it just wasn't good to watch. Then the finish with Dims standing still for 5/6 seconds. Sure there was a good reason for it but all that took away from the match. The intros were really good though.

 

Mugen has the best entrance in OCW period. I get goosebumps when I watch it. Then Nate's intro, as soon as I saw the titantron. I knew what was coming as did KD, we're oldschool like that haha. A man they call Nate... This was a really good main event match. I enjoyed watching it and watching Nate fail with weapons. I feel your pain sir but that's where Mugen is deadly. When it matters the most. Nate knows what to do to get the job done. Again great match.

 

The Turmoil main event was a lot of fun. So much work went into this feud that I am little burned out as we had to do this over 2 shows. Been a pleasure working with both Dennis and Pam and glad I got to main event the clash with them. Ding is an amazing character all jokes aside and Dennis is just this little guy and no matter how much you kick his ass. He somehow manages to win through the skin of his teeth. I just want you to know though. You didn't beat me and you're a piece of shit!

 

I know what people were saying about my intro. I would have ended it after mickey mouse but just couldn't find what I wanted. I planned to do Sephiroth at Lution as something I used to do back in 07. In my head I was going for mickey summoning that part of Leon but yeah I do get it.

 

This is why I need Parker back to keep me in check and tell me when I go OT with my ideas. I miss you buddy. <3

 

Getting beat up by Rev Inc was not exactly how I expected my last night to end but it is what it is. RD coming out at the end to put Madison in check was great. Also love the theme Mr money man.

 

The only thing missing was Big Ed having a match but all I will say is you will be on the next PPV. Ed has been dominating Turmoil and so much fun working with him and everyone else in Skwad. Just need my two brothers back now because I am sick to death of all this Rev Inc Shit!

 

I honestly preferred the Clash over Devils night myself but all in all great show and well done to everyone that put in the work.

 

Peace.

[Bloom]

Finished show little bit ago. Gonna start with saying y'all ain't slick, making the entire pre show turmoil matches while there are riot matches on this card without aprons, and contenders showing up, or four minutes of footage. Think we need standard. If can't even get logos showing, needs to go on pre show. Everyone knows by now that the host gets the logos so host needs to record.

 

Amped to see smythe and prince actually using the right arena. Kudos on being bothered to what you supposed to do.

 

Tag title match went as most probably expected. Think tkf will hold that awhile. All i wanna see is tkf and rhyme time at lution.

 

Really like lightweight match. Was not surprised former champ was no show. Pugh saved the division and y'all should be thanking him regardless of attire. Don't see him losing that in anything other than a multi man for long time. The gap difference in skill between the champ and the rest of lightweights is too far. The only two other lightweights that would be a threat are locked up in other feuds. And there's nothin wrong with that. Will make the belt mean something if Pugh plows through people for six months before the upset.

 

Don't like seeing Bertha pinned. Ever. But she still looks strong. Last month it took a flaming table. This month it took two people. Hope she gets to weigh more next season.

 

Couldn't mark out for the post despite many good points because.

 

"Finished show little bit ago. Gonna start with saying y'all ain't slick"

 

/hogan no finger wave.gif

 

FURST of all it ain't yall its ME. I finalize the card, second of all I had this great well thought out response on the train ride in to work. But now I can

't remember any of it.

 

#2 The card was done WEEKS in advance, and 90% of the matches you see on the main card are the result of that.

 

#3 I really truely wanted to avoid double duty, so the best I could do was put stuff on the Pre-Show as to avoid it entirly.

 

#4 The TV Strap is Technically a Riot belt.....

 

#5 In the interest of fairness, I gave the nod to cacti Jake seeing as how the PPV before I told him to choose and he picked TV, and since it went over to Riot, he incorrectly assumed he wouldn't have a shot at it. (I make dreams come true). So he could have his fight with Douglas or C17 or or why not BOTH!!!!

 

#6 Same thing with Dingy as he/she/it/daddeh is in the god dam main fucking event. Lol lets do more double duty (Pet peeve dont like it, dont like I dont like it, suck it).

 

#7 Jackmo was on the initial card and everything got so overwhelming I FORGET (cuz you know I am human) to add him to the card along with Tits and Kass, Now you can say well why isn't Kass on pre show. Because literally at devils night he said hes going to fued with booob, and I remembered that, and even still forgot to put him on the main card, then Jackmo jaws off about MURRICA and said you can puth im on the pre show and I figured main show is already jammed the fuck up might as well bump him down.

 

#8 I don't even remember what I was going to say.

 

#8 1/2: Some of the matches asked for an extension so putting them on the pre-show a day after would be moot as pre show was done on sat...

 

#9 There is no motherfucking conspiracy, ask your mans, or penguin or whoever the fuck. I without fail ask the week after PPV what do we have. Going into next ppv. Then I take half xbox half ps4 and put together the barebones of a card any shuffle ppl as needed.

 

#10: It's fine this ppv was an eye opener as I have said in Private I will say it publicly, when it comes to PPV slots, im not doing a 2 Day PPV again with maybe the exception of Lution. It cannibalizes the main show, too many good dam matches. Ya'll can get out ya feel feels because I am keeping the # like Devils night, good hard hitting matches. If the shit don't stack up, then you can try again next month to get a slot, or quit, or flake or try harder IDGAF. I'm not going to put myself through the god dam ringer and still get side comments.

 

#11: I hope you fall in a large hole but get stuck waist deep Gargantuan Edarico!

[Illuminati]

Illuminati's Super Fantastic Review

 

HOWDY HOOTS, its your friendly neighborhood Spider here with The Clash Edition of his Super Fantastic Review.

 

Before we get into things I wanna give big ups to everyone who got their stuff in for the show; servers have been a shit this week and I know people who had to make 5+ attempts to get something that was acceptable for submission, good job bs.

 

Lets kick things off with...

 

PAGE WAN

 

INTRO VIDEO

Absolutely awful Jay, you stink, just kidding, that was a great video and it got me really hyped for the show (you still stink though Jay)

 

BOOBERT RP

I always enjoy Boob's style when it comes to rping, he's one of those guys that can do in character and skirt out of character stuff, but he does it subtle like, unlike those animals Pugh and Parker. Hopefully this feud with Kass moves forward into CG cause I know these two can do a lot more.

 

Minihoot vs Kasshoot

Solid match, nothing really out of this world/anything that stands out in my memory but these guys do mesh well together, the match result was also, more or less what I expected as well, hopefully we get a rematch with some extra story.

 

Prince Promo

Prince is doing a solid job of being a heel, but he doesn't fathom how much I dislike the Lolslie character so its falling flat for me. This is something that comes with time, but like I said with Bobby, once you get a few years under your belt, you can use out of character stuff in your RPs to enhance them. Like I would have enjoyed Prince trying to play the heel with fans coming up to him thanking him for beating up the ALPHA HEEL to his confusion. Would have been a lot of fun I think, but as a first time feud this has been rock solid, so keep on keeping on Prince.

 

PAGE TSU

 

PRINCE PROMO TSU

See Above!

 

SKWAD PROMO

For one night only, I will set aside my blind loyalty to The Purge, Skwad and Purge must put on a united front to job out these Rev Inc miscreants. I've been enjoying wizard Leon its something fresh. Dupree being Dupree, bullying everyone, why is he saying nonsense though? Why would Guy Fausto live in a can full of spiders? He was a dirty fat man, he should be living in a trash... oh. BRUH, as Jay says, "I love that I hate to love TKF." BRUUUUUUUUUUH.

 

LOLSLIE vs PRINCE

This match seems to be like its a victim of the shit servers. Also I TOLD YOU PRINCE! Lolslie is an awful awful person, and in the end he out heeled you b.

 

BUBBA!

Drago RPs are always a pleasure, especially when he gets to play with a theme thats up his alley. This seems to be one that is, and do I see potential decent in Rev Inc? Drago wouldn't hurt Sensation when he finds him... right?

 

Madison Vid.1

If nothing else these videos were too long for my taste, especially because I think Spoken Word is garbage/too urban(see what I did there) I did enjoy the pay off which I'll discuss when we get to it.

 

PAGE SUREE

 

PURGE RP, Baker Edition

Jayzus Baker, I know you didn't have a match tonight but we all had important matches to prepare for, Rev Inc ain't gunna kill itself [FORESHADOWING INTENSIFIES] but its no reason to get in your fi-fis cause we're all busy.

 

DRAGOhoot vs H2LIGAH

I had been preparing for/rping towards H2O vs Liger, but Bosshoot put out the call and we did a quick 360. Instant transmissioned from H2Os hometown back to Riot and put in the RP to set this up. I think both of us took it to Drago and we had a pretty entertaining match. For a second I forgot it was elimination match and was ready for the match to be done when Drago came barreling after me outside the ring. We had, my favorite spot of the match, him chasing me in and out of the ring. A few exchanges, and then the upset with the reversed, reversed rollup. There's a reason I'm the Greatest Worst of All Time, and thats my one upset for the season lol.

 

??? Rp

BAH GOD WHO/WHAT IS THE CHAINED MAN?! Rip in pepperonis Corey and Joe. ;_;7

 

TKF vs Loki and Trance

BRUUUUUUUUH, TKF is awful, in a good way. I do like how Loki and Trance look with the Vaudevillians entrance but other than that I don't get what they're about other than STRANGE BEDFELLOWS. This looks to be another victim of the servers as we get halfway. Loki had really been taking it to Flipp, which was pretty funny, knowing the backstage issues between them, I could feel the frustration radiating out of the screen. The story of the match was really, who could put out more damage Kik or Loki, and who could endure more damage Trance or Flipp. Up until the split it looked like TKF was firmly handling things. Its odd that the belts changed hands the way it did, but I do think its for the better since the Bubba's share of teams do seem to be on Xbone.

 

PUGH RP

I take back what I said before, this RP was fun and it touched upon the LHW title situation with the appropriate level of taste imo. There was beauty in the hamfisted nature of the RP, I had a laugh, BUT when you play this game you run the gambit of people who aren't familiar with backstage stuff not getting it, I think this did a good job of having something for those people, but then again I come from a place of knowing so idk.

 

PAGE FO

 

BILL DING RP

With Leon being the In Character heel, and Denny being the "out of character heel"(ie people wanna see someone upset/beat him) Ding being added to the match was great, because you want to see the character of Ding and the player who controls Ding win. Showing shades of DUSTY DADDEH really helped get that across as well GO DING!

 

B-17 v Cactus: GIMMICK FIGHT!

I honestly came into this match expecting a pretty even match-up, but B-17 dominated. The big difference here, I don't think was skill, but experience. Bingo was able to force Cactus to play at his range, and his pace. He controlled the match and thats why he won.

 

TRANCE RP

I'm gunna quote Trance verbatim on this one.

"Trance says nothing"

See you on Turmoil nerds

 

PAGE FAI

 

Cactus RP

Keep on keeping on brudda, you'll find your groove!

 

WOMEN'S THREE-WAY (hehehehe)

We managed to get this match done in one go, which was a miracle. This match, I think was perfect at telling a story. Bertha did Bertha slam slams, Sophia did her Sophia underdog stuff and Alex was just awful. I wish I could have brought the Ladies belt back to the Purge, BUT I'm glad I kept it out of Rev Inc hands, I managed to stop 2 of those Rev Inc monsters, my team just has to stop 2 more PURGE OVER EVERYTHING!

 

CROSSBONES RP

Sean may be the Father of the Savage era, but this hoot is Savage Prime, I haven't said it publicly yet, but its good to have the OG Cyberbully 2099 back. Don't be so down Crossbones, people lose their masks in matches all the time in matches, I'm sure it wasn't Crossbone's fault, maybe it was some form of karmic justice from another life.

 

PAGE SEXU

 

NATE RP

CONCERN... I... I still believe you can win Mugen... its not like... well its Nate... and he's angry... it'll be fine, I'm sure... right?

 

BUFFNESS vs BETTERNESS (couldn't even make up a better title)

I was anticipating this match, but unfortunately Sean's ring rust really showed, and we got another split from the looks of it. In the end, the way this ended protects Sean while he gets back into form and another month of Buff vs Better isn't the worst thing that could happen.

 

BUBBA RP.2

NO BUBBA AND DRAGO, YOU MUST EMBRACE THE DARKSIDE! EMBRACE THE HATE IT WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAH!

 

LHW Title Match: Trashsuda Returns

With the way things worked out, every light heavyweight was tied up in a feud or simply not ready for the spot. So I rose from the dead to save the day... with some ulterior motives. Ego Blackzul Attire was interdasting, I enjoyed making the Pink Trashsuda attire/entrance a lot. As always, I have some of my best matches with Pugh and there were some sick spots in the match, especially punching him out of that super kick.

 

GREATBLACKOTAKU has Has Signed On

GREATBLACKOTAKU is Playing WWE 2K17

GREATBLACKOTAKU is in Creation Suite

 

Mission Accomplished, see you nerds at Lution.

 

Madison.2

See Above

 

TOP THREE MATCHES, HERE THAR BE SPOILERS! WATCH/READ FOR YOURSELVES BUSTAS

 

AND REMEMBER, ILLUMINATI IS ALWAYS WATCHING

[Kassidy Hayes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9pua7tPtfY

 

me during ME

[Dennis Black]

Can't breath lol

[Anthony Baker]

HOOOOOT. The Clash Review: The Bakerness edition (See what I did there?)

 

Intro Video

This set the tone, and started the show with a pop. Even if it was just a hype video of all the matches.

 

Booby Segment

It's weird that the show didn't start off with a faction segment. But, hey! Bobby knew what he was doing and it was obvious that he came for a fight.

 

Chip vs Boob

It seems as though the match had split or something stupid because of the cut at the beginning. The match was a great way to start off the show. I really do hope that they continue it for another month or so.

 

Prince segment

Prince was taking rips at LOLslie and jesus. Keep going. Solid segment, and can't wait to see you develop in the future, homie.

 

THE GARDEN

Once you go black... yeah. KD is a king of quotes thanks this segment, and it's amazing.

 

SKWAD Segment

TKF is making SKWAD so much more entertaining in my opinion. This segment was great. Tibby needs his own Rodent because that's what the Betterness deserves. Not Leon. He's Trash.

 

LOLslie vs Prince

I was actually looking forward to this match. I wanted Prince to stomp Smythe out. But, nope. He just put himself over. Next time Prince. You'll get him.

 

Drago segment

BUBBA. These segments are always solid. Drago knows what he's doing. He's on a hunt and all he wants to find is 'Our Hero'

 

Madison Video

These videos hurt my head. It's a teenage girl screaming about her life, and crying. We get it. You lied to all of us. Now leave, DURMEH.

 

Purge Segment

I just wanted to spread some positive energy and love. BUT NOPE. SIT DOWN KID. This was one of my favorite segments i've ever been in. Besides.. WHO DOOKIED IN THE URINAL. Foreshadowing advanced though. It's Baking Time.

 

Dragkov The Marksist vs H2Hoot and LigerHoot

Look at little baker at the bottom of the screen! This match was amazing. Everyone thought Drago had in the bag. Liger ran from him and BAM. A solid finish to a solid match. Proud of H2O for being able to keep up with Drago the entire match. Good stuff.

 

????? Segment

I have no idea what I just read. I hope something good comes out of it.

 

TKF vs Paradox

I was looking forward to this match. And too bad the servers are horrible, and we couldn't see an actual finish. Hopefully the storyline from this will make our suffering worth it. Can TKF hold the titles for as long as they want? Find out next year on OCWfed.com

 

Gary Segment

This segment has me confused but let's roll on! Ego, Our Hero, Gary. What're they up to?!

 

Ding segment

DO YOUR THING DADDEH. I love Dinger. I have since near the last of the season. I hope he does incredible things in the future, and can give the HC title more love.

 

B-17 vs Cactus

Poor Cactus.. The man got steamrolled. But, it did make it more entertaining because I was just going to skip the match. Good stuff B.

 

Women's match

STRIP HER OF THE TITLE B. She doesn't deserve it. Oh well. It was a good match, and hopefully something good comes from Alex Robinson retaining the title. We all hate her so. There's that.

 

Crossbones segment

TETS?! The legends lives on?! Less Disney?! More Savage?! Jesus I love it! where do I buy my front row seats? Where can I buy my subscription for all 'Bones updates? Because I'm ready to see what comes up next. Connie should be the Queen of OCW.

 

Nate Segment

Nate's segment is pure, greatness. It seems as though Mugen has awaken a beast, and needs to be scared.

 

Betterness vs Buffness

Stupid servers. Always ruining the good matches.. Next PPV?!

 

Drago Segment

BUBBA HUNT CONTINUES

 

??? vs Paul Pugh

That entrance triggered Suda and I am so ready! Ryu looks amazing in this game, but looks doesn't matter. Pugh is Pugh and will always be Pugh. The ex-champ didn't show, and I agree with what Spider said. No one deserved it at this point. So the Govna needed to come make an appearance. Does he have a concussion B?

 

Madison Segment

.. I thought she already had herpes.

 

Madison Video

Just like I said before. I don't care.

 

Sophia/Alex Segment

OH HUBBA. Sophcena is a savage, and I don't think Alex is ready.

 

Dimsmore vs KD

..... KD is a beast. That's all I can say.

 

B-17 Segment

HE'S A PACKERS FAN B. He's an actor, and needs more lighting. Give him some. Then kill him.

 

Mugen vs Nate

Match of the night. No one was expecting that intro, and had everyone marking out in the viewing party. Nate might need to brush up on his Hardcore ability.

 

Turmoil Title

I wanted Ding to win so bad. The hype video was amazing. But, the ending seems like we've seen it a million times.. and ANOTHER Madison video. Can we deport her?

 

The Reveal of the man behind the Madison videos

YES, YES, YES. It's about damn time the Greatness appears! Can't wait to see what happens next.. YOU ARE ALL FRUADS.

[Bloom]

Who are Cory and Joe?

 

Joe Zhivago? Cory Forde?

 

Am I missing something? Help?

 

something wicked this way comes!

[Madison Cox]

The Queen is flattered by all the compliments!! Every mouth with my name in it is a mouth used wisely.

[Bloom]

The Queen is flattered by all the compliments!! Every mouth with my name in it is a mouth used wisely.

 

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