Riot 469

[Dennis Black]

No! Nate this is not your fault. I blame the owner.

[Bloom]

No! Nate this is not your fault. I blame the owner.

 

How does it feel to know with a 102 Fever I can still put a shoe together and beat the soul out of your body while still suffering from hot flashes and cold sweats?

 

I swear to god douglas you ain't seen heel JCS. Don't do it to yourself, DO NOT DO IT TO YOURSELF!

[Dennis Black]

:( well then...

[Versus]

I'ma review this show - The review.

 

Riot opens up with the greatest interview segment in OCW history. Things happen, things are said. I don't know what else to say about this writer, except it's better than anything on any screen, ever.

 

Next up, my man KD with a dark room/white-t message for a bunch of sissies. Cort, Ed, Ed, Ding...apparently, they're all going to walk away with broken necks and take a place in the garden. It's ok, I hear KD is a great greenskeeper. I've secretly been growing weed in his garden for years. I don't think he knows...I put on fake glasses and moustache on them, so they'll fit right in.

 

Johnny got gifted a fucked up mug from Mugen...or...MUGen....get it? No? Didn't work? Well fuck you then.

So, what the hell's an amber lamp? Waiter seems kinda chill for a woman choking on the floor, no? Like "Oh, look at that, chicks passed out...fuck it, here's your menus." I'm so lost...why is the waiter angry about dudes ordering donuts...is this a reference to a past RP? Sorry if I didn't get it. Although, I'm very impressed with your knowledge of the Italian language.

 

H20...brah...I'm surprised you're not working the afternoon shift, giving handjobs for blow in some shithole strip club you got so many daddy issues. Fahhhhhk dude. Like the father son version of Ike and Tina...look it up you young assholes.

 

Let me start off by saying Tibby's RP's are some of my absolute favorite to read. Even if it's as simple as a 2 paragraph rip on Pugh, it's still has these little nuances that only come with experience and talent. For instance the line about laughing better than you...just adds depth to the ego that is Kneesus.

 

Back to donut pizza! Long story short, they got the info they were looking for...kinda and Johnny Law is a lego stealing piece of shit. Fun RP, I'm gonna have to go back a few shows, and catch up. Truth serum is always fun.

 

Big Ed v. Austin Lee...or, as I like to call it, Opie v. Flash Gordon! Solid back and forth, but it seems like once Big Ed got a head of steam, he was unstoppable, only took like 4 grapples to get him orange. I guess it helps to be a giant biker with a beard shaped by the gods themselves.

 

Dimsmore, the Ace! He ain't happy with you painty face! Not one bit.

 

Savage Lands teaser...Savage Lands: Land of the savages!

 

More RP'ing from the mind and fingertips of a swell guy.

 

Debbie just green misting bitches for no reason. Bro...can H2O get some f'n stability in his life? This episode should be called "H2O's a toilet for everyone he cares about". Shit!

 

Ed....just...4 lines, and one of them was "Big Jap Titties". Elegant.

 

Ohhhh Anna...smokin in the girls room. I like your style.

 

...did H20 just caw like a fucking eagle? I find it funny that neither H20 or Baker seemed to allow the other person to get ground moves or anything on Blek. It's like they're fighting to be his BFF. "I'll save you!" Reminder, BFF attack plans never work out.

 

She speaks!

 

Drago's dome ain't right. BUUUUUUUTTT...really, who in OCW's is right?! Except Madison...her dome is on point. (Get it?)

 

Dims getting dropped head first onto a monitor outside the ring was a cool looking spot...not for Dims, but to watch as an unbiased viewer. Missed divebomb and the tantrum in the ring looked great as well. Scaggs is right, this shit's just plain unsafe. AHAAHAH! Chair shot from behind, and Mugens head bounces off all 3 turnbuckles on the way down, hahaa. Solid match, definitely concussed peoples in there tho.

[Kassidy Hayes]

they'd have to fight me to get to be his BFF, and theyd fucking lose

[Madison Cox]

Dunno what this dome business is; but im the best at anything ever. Dare I say, the DOME QUEEN!

[Dennis Black]

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The most iconic Championship reign in OCW history continues....

 

 

.....Forever....

[Dennis Black]

And don't forget!!!

 

[Bloom]

i'ma review this show - the review.

 

Riot opens up with the greatest interview segment in ocw history. Things happen, things are said. I don't know what else to say about this writer, except it's better than anything on any screen, ever.

 

Next up, my man kd with a dark room/white-t message for a bunch of sissies. Cort, ed, ed, ding...apparently, they're all going to walk away with broken necks and take a place in the garden. It's ok, i hear kd is a great greenskeeper. I've secretly been growing weed in his garden for years. I don't think he knows...i put on fake glasses and moustache on them, so they'll fit right in.

 

Johnny got gifted a fucked up mug from mugen...or...mugen....get it? No? Didn't work? Well fuck you then.

So, what the hell's an amber lamp? Waiter seems kinda chill for a woman choking on the floor, no? Like "oh, look at that, chicks passed out...fuck it, here's your menus." i'm so lost...why is the waiter angry about dudes ordering donuts...is this a reference to a past rp? Sorry if i didn't get it. Although, i'm very impressed with your knowledge of the italian language.

 

H20...brah...i'm surprised you're not working the afternoon shift, giving handjobs for blow in some shithole strip club you got so many daddy issues. Fahhhhhk dude. Like the father son version of ike and tina...look it up you young assholes.

 

Let me start off by saying tibby's rp's are some of my absolute favorite to read. Even if it's as simple as a 2 paragraph rip on pugh, it's still has these little nuances that only come with experience and talent. For instance the line about laughing better than you...just adds depth to the ego that is kneesus.

 

Back to donut pizza! Long story short, they got the info they were looking for...kinda and johnny law is a lego stealing piece of shit. Fun rp, i'm gonna have to go back a few shows, and catch up. Truth serum is always fun.

 

Big ed v. Austin lee...or, as i like to call it, opie v. Flash gordon! Solid back and forth, but it seems like once big ed got a head of steam, he was unstoppable, only took like 4 grapples to get him orange. I guess it helps to be a giant biker with a beard shaped by the gods themselves.

 

Dimsmore, the ace! He ain't happy with you painty face! Not one bit.

 

Savage lands teaser...savage lands: Land of the savages!

 

More rp'ing from the mind and fingertips of a swell guy.

 

Debbie just green misting bitches for no reason. Bro...can h2o get some f'n stability in his life? This episode should be called "h2o's a toilet for everyone he cares about". Shit!

 

Ed....just...4 lines, and one of them was "big jap titties". Elegant.

 

Ohhhh anna...smokin in the girls room. I like your style.

 

...did h20 just caw like a fucking eagle? I find it funny that neither h20 or baker seemed to allow the other person to get ground moves or anything on blek. It's like they're fighting to be his bff. "i'll save you!" reminder, bff attack plans never work out.

 

She speaks!

 

Drago's dome ain't right. Buuuuuuuttt...really, who in ocw's is right?! Except madison...her dome is on point. (get it?)

 

dims getting dropped head first onto a monitor outside the ring was a cool looking spot...not for dims, but to watch as an unbiased viewer. Missed divebomb and the tantrum in the ring looked great as well. Scaggs is right, this shit's just plain unsafe. Ahaahah! Chair shot from behind, and mugens head bounces off all 3 turnbuckles on the way down, hahaa. Solid match, definitely concussed peoples in there tho.

 

"he with the iron knee"

[H20_]

they'd have to fight me to get to be his BFF, and theyd fucking lose

 

Easy there sunshine. Don't get ahead of yourself. Someone needs to take you off your high horse.