OCWFED's BASH honored at Blackhat Awards

[BASH]

Press Release

OCWFED wrestler BASH was honored at the BlackHat Awards for his contribution to the world of technology on 3/17/24. The BlackHat Awards were held in the Music Hall of Williamsburg. The event featured a ton of tech innovators and entrepreneurs who descended to swoop up some of these ideas. 

 

BASH who is otherwise known as **Redacted** was honored for his work on The Worm. A sophisticated malware that has been able to leak computer code into a human subject. Various Human Rights groups protested outside of the building calling for BASH to be reprimanded for such work. A free Samsin Simsin chant could be audibly heard inside the building. 

 

BASH who is a man of few words in the public eye was short with his response.

 

"There is much work still left to do on The Worm. I have made the requirement of hardware for hosting The Worm in a subject a thing of the past. The code now operates independently. This award and my eventual domination of all things wrestling & tech will is imminent."

 

Before BASH could finish his speech a couple of protesters made their way into the building. It couldn't be verified whether these people were with the human rights groups protesting the event. A man wearing a Bingo Bomber shirt and another wearing a Kid Ego shirt with holes in it ran up on to the stage and attempted to assault the OCW star. 

 

 Patrick O'Donnell an entrepreneur at the event gave us exclusive scoop on what happened.

 

"He was on the stage accepting the award when those two guys rushed it. There were lots of words exchanged that I couldn't hear. BASH was staring a hole into the soul of both of the stage crashers. The guy in the Kid Ego shirt picked up the microphone and started talking about how we should all be ashamed of honoring a dirt bag like this.

 

Patrick continued to recount the story.

 

"As soon as he finished the sentence BASH hit him with a headbutt and the guy fell off the stage. I think he knocked him out cold because after he fell the five feet I did not see him move for a while. The man wearing the Bingo Bomber shirt then ran for his life as fast as he could. Did not seem like he wanted to engage BASH after what he had just seen"

 

Patrick finished the story with this.

 

"BASH wasn't content to let him go. He chased him down and hit him with his signature Suplex.exe. He was not done with him though, he hoisted the man over his shoulders and found a serving table nearby. BASH put the man through the table and stood over him without saying a word. The lights went out and static played through the speakers in the venue and like that he was gone."

 

Police showed up and arrested both men who stormed the stage after taking statements from all involved. Police still wish to speak to BASH but have been unable to locate him. The NYPD have attempted to reach BASH without success to this point. 

 

We also attempted to reach out to BASH but were unable to reach him. Our calls, texts and emails have all gone cold at this point. However we did get a statement from lawyer Elmer Hartel. The lawyer from the powerful firm Hartel, Sinoce, & Vikrum who claims to represent both BASH and his organization the DarkNET Society. 

 

This is what Mr. Hartel had to say.

"My client was attacked at an awards dinner in New York after having returned home from that Canadian wasteland of Toronto. He was accepting an award and this attempted ambush will not go unpunished. I will ensure these men who attacked him face the maximum penalties New York has for trouble makers like them. My client will not be commenting or speaking to police on this matter. Any media inquiries will go through me from this point forward." 

 

We reached out to Mr. Hartel for further comment but he declined at this time. We will continue to bring you more information on this story as it becomes available. In the meantime you can head over to https://ocwfed.com if you would like to know more about BASH or this mysterious DarkNET Society. 

[B-17]

Booooo this man.

[Aleksander Bolek]

Why didn’t you invite us to the event? 
Are you ashamed of dns?

[BASH]

8 minutes ago, Aleksander Bolek said:

Why didn’t you invite us to the event? 
Are you ashamed of dns?

Of course not, I just figured all the lights might mess with your concussion. We need you out of concussion protocol ASAP to put an end to these Lobby losers once and for all. Omen and Jynx were away at some carnival for the dead thing. Bringing Samsin would have just made things worse with the protesters and Mad Dawg is hitting the bottle hard somewhere. I didn't bother asking Perl so she cussed me out via text, so that was my bad apparently. 

[BASH]

16 minutes ago, B-17 said:

Booooo this man.

Boo your obnoxious fan for storming the stage during my award ceremony. 

[Aleksander Bolek]

8 minutes ago, BASH said:

Of course not, I just figured all the lights might mess with your concussion. We need you out of concussion protocol ASAP to put an end to these Lobby losers once and for all. Omen and Jynx were away at some carnival for the dead thing. Bringing Samsin would have just made things worse with the protesters and Mad Dawg is hitting the bottle hard somewhere. I didn't bother asking Perl so she cussed me out via text, so that was my bad apparently. 

True, wonder how that carnival went….

[Mad Dawg Davis]

On 3/21/2024 at 11:45 AM, BASH said:

Of course not, I just figured all the lights might mess with your concussion. We need you out of concussion protocol ASAP to put an end to these Lobby losers once and for all. Omen and Jynx were away at some carnival for the dead thing. Bringing Samsin would have just made things worse with the protesters and Mad Dawg is hitting the bottle hard somewhere. I didn't bother asking Perl so she cussed me out via text, so that was my bad apparently. 

Taking shot in your honor as we speak 

[BASH]

Just now, Mad Dawg Davis said:

Taking shot in your honor as we speak