OCW RIOT - May 8th, 2008

[Aries]

Aries and Kang don;t get along... pretty much stating that Aries has returned as a heel after Lution and the break up with Ryder...

 

 

Uhh...what? SO a little comedic RP where Kang insults me means we don't get along? Well..no...not right at all Mr. Crothers.

[Smythe D. Wonder]

Smythe your more of a critic then a review man. Only time you talk good about something is when it involves you, might wanna check with the doctor if there is a way that you could have yourself sucking on your own dick. Then you could get yourself in a win / win situation.

 

I'm not a review man... reviews are ghey... like I've said before if you watch the show... then there's no point in a review...

 

the wonder report is my opinion on things.... and side notes on things people have missed... or just haven't commented on... if I didn't like it when I saw I just say it...

 

I always put the most insight on my matches cause those are the only ones that I played in... I wished everyone gave a lil insight to matches they play in... it's part of a community aspect but whatever...

 

if your mad because I said you haven't won in months... look at the facts... you haven't... maybe you just need thicker skin... I was that guy one time as well... except my month went... Nate Ortiz, Chris mania (when both were champs), AA and BB two on one, Guy fausto... and I was called a jobber... and I took that in stride...

 

Bold needs to work with that title... we told you it was in the dumps... and now he's experiencing it... you have a roster full of great mid-carders in OCW... and nowone wants a title shot... I don't see why you wouldn't defend the title against Mayhem... he's a hall of famer... and the best contender you could find for that title but whatever...

 

point is... the wonder report is not a pat on the back... it's about someone actually watching and looking at it the same way we look at Raw or TNA... I follow WWE and OCW... so if I think something sucked I'll just say so...

[Kang James]

Well when you said this

 

"The wonder report returns because people seem to miss way too much with these shows..."

 

That gives me the impression that your attempting to write a review, why? because you are writing something to let people know what there missing. Sort of like a game review, it lets them know what there missing and if they need to stop missing it or just keep your 60 bucks for something else.

 

As for the facts and what not, I'm not at all upset with your shot at me. It's true I haven't had a win in a month not months but hey I'm not going to get desperate. If I lose, I lose. Fine, cool its all good I'll just give it a shot next week at least I'm not getting my ass handed to me in these matches and most it seems like I could pretty much win as much as the winner. Obviously tho he wanted it more.

 

But seriously tho, you say you write this essay (Since you don't think its a review) and don't like to give pats on the back but dude your patting yourself on the back, it's obvious as fuck. Then you sit there and shit on everyone else sorta like being IC while your OOC talking. It's like your saying only thing Riot did right was put Smythe in. Granted I know thats your whole IC act but you were talking OOC.

[Smythe D. Wonder]

it's a critique... not a review...

 

and I hardly threw anyone under the bus this week as the show was kick ass... only people I said anything negative about was you for not winning... BOld for not feuding... and VImes for not adding his commentary for 2 shows in a row...

 

the rest was pretty good...

 

as for patting myself on the back... tell me if you think that tag match wasn't kick ass... or MOTN... and since I know half of the roster isn't gonna watch it... I pointed out some of the finer points from playing the match...

 

I don't need to pat myself on the back at all lately... I get rewarded for my efforts... I call it giving insight to my matches... as only I can... I stopped critiquing all the matches cause Tyro does it... also people aren't watching anymore... making it pointless in recording and submitting the match...

 

I think for me and Fausto's title match were just gonna RP the ending...

IE.. Fausto retains the title...

since no match spots are mentioned anymore... or playing styles...

[Trevor McManus]

I'd hate to see OCW lose another asset since RD, AA, & Trips are currently down & out. Either way, The Guy Abides....

 

Could have sworn I announced my return last week on Turmoil and had a tag match this week and am booked to defend the TV Title this week. Maybe that's my imagination.

[Brad Bauer]

To Smythe's defense here, he lets me have it quite often, but he keeps it real. And while Kaang isn't winning very much, he's just in a slump. I stood ringside for that match against AMART. If Martin hadn't blocked 3 finishers, Kaang had that match in the bag.

 

I agree that Smythe writing a critical review is a good thing. People need to know where they stand sometimes. And while Smythe isn't the dolly lama of pro wrestling, he is from Canada, which makes him more qualified than any of us on the subject manner. Further, he's not the toolbag jobber that he once was.

 

I can sit here and say how great some of us are because we were never really jobbers, but Smythe has come farther than most of us despite his rocky start.

 

So if he takes a jab at you in the Wonder Report, don't take it to heart, but consider what he's saying, because there is probaby some accuracy there.

[Trevor McManus]

To Smythe's defense here, he lets me have it quite often, but he keeps it real. And while Kaang isn't winning very much, he's just in a slump. I stood ringside for that match against AMART. If Martin hadn't blocked 3 finishers, Kaang had that match in the bag.

 

I agree that Smythe writing a critical review is a good thing. People need to know where they stand sometimes. And while Smythe isn't the dolly lama of pro wrestling, he is from Canada, which makes him more qualified than any of us on the subject manner. Further, he's not the toolbag jobber that he once was.

 

I can sit here and say how great some of us are because we were never really jobbers, but Smythe has come farther than most of us despite his rocky start.

 

So if he takes a jab at you in the Wonder Report, don't take it to heart, but consider what he's saying, because there is probaby some accuracy there.

 

WONDER REPORT

 

Your sig is too big and takes up half the page Brad change it.

 

Does it work when I do it?

[Eddie Mace]

Could have sworn I announced my return last week on Turmoil and had a tag match this week and am booked to defend the TV Title this week. Maybe that's my imagination.

Missed it. Sorry. I'll take your word for it....don't really see how me giving you a complement could be turned into an argument but I guess so. I'll be watching the defense mark my words.

[Adrian Bold]

A show I watched all the way through for once and I actually liked.. although somebody should warn Aries that cornrows only work on people with atleast "Olive" skin... that boy is pasty.

 

Overall nice work all

 

FALSE!

[Deano Horse]

S.E.X Talk

 

Page 1

 

Show opens up with a tense RP from KAAAAAAAANG James and Aries. I love it how both men RP with their accents it adds a lot of depth. Kung Jims made me chuckle. Could this RP lead to a possible fued? Big props to Kang for getting the words, Scottish, Vanilla Ice and Gay Cowboy in one sentence.

 

 

 

A-Jax walks in on Mace in the DR lockeroom. Mace shoots off for a cheeky shit and AJ admires the Hardcore Title. Mace catches A-Jax perving and takes the title to the crapper with him. This leaves me to question whether Mace was actually curling one out or if he was knocking one off to the HC title??

 

 

 

Brad Bauer and Smythe Dawonder bump into each other backstage. Bauer mocks SDW over his attire at Turmoil. Smythe takes it all in his stride and reminds Bauer than no matter how small his testicles are he still has a very big title shot coming up. Bauer offers Smythe his penis pump. Maybe when Smythe has finished using the pump on his package Bauer can use it on his head.

 

 

 

Page 2

 

Casey Paine attempts to teach Colt how to play dirty, when it comes down to getting rough and dirty most or the OCW lockeroom certainly know, she's the best. This whole thing with Casey and her new clients is really interesting. Looking forward to how this fued with Ma'jin develops.

 

 

 

According to Brad A-Mart almost caught some sort of STD after hanging out the back of Double A. Must have been an interesting weekend. Bauer, now taking A-Mart under his wing, gives the young superstar some advice about countering KAAAAAAAAAAAANG James' signature move. Double A throws in abit of quality advice also.

 

 

 

Next up my brothers from the Revolution! Versus lets Nate know that win or lose at Damnation the Inc will continue to move forward. Guybrush enters and uncovers Nates secret plan to backstab him. It becomes clear that Nate and Guy still don't see eye to eye when it comes to each others loyalty. Nate really questions what will happen if Damnation is the last time Nate laces his boots. What will the future of the Inc be??

 

 

 

Page 3

 

Jimmy Bizzle collars Cross backstage and manages to get a few words from the #1 Contender for the NA Title. Cross explains that JB is losing air time to women due to his crappy interviews, I say he's losing to women due to the fact that he has no breasts. Cross then encounters 'Boldo the Clown' and his Ring Piece Master. Cross tries to get Bold fired up but the only response comes from the Ring Master. Is Bold really hypnotized or does he just find the music relaxing?

 

 

 

We again catch up with Mr Fausto who has an open book in hand. I must say that the rate at which he gets through these bad boys is astonishing. Guy is characteristically cool as Smythe DaWonder appears and explains how Fausto's title is on borrowed time. Smythe orders Fausto to the ring. Will Fausto show? Does Fausto care. We shall see.

 

 

 

SDW makes his way to the ring to a few wolf whistles and some screams. I can only assume Smythe was wearing a Deano Horse costume. Smythe calls out Fausto. Smythe offers Fausto the deal he has been after for years. A release from OCW. Fausto suddenly perks up. Smythe will unleash his plan in a couple of weeks. Will Fausto actually leave. How many dots will be in the contract. I'm looking forward to this one.

 

 

 

Page 4

 

Page 4 begins with a sassy RP from one of my favourite OCW Stars the Kaaaang! James tells Jimbizzle Black that he will bang that cock Cross. You tell 'em Kang.

 

 

Kang James: Yes you pudgy piece of Rhino shit but before Kang goes he wants to tell Roger the Rooster that next Riot expect Kang to call you out, and you better not lay an Egg when Kang does.

 

This could be line of the night. I liked it.

 

 

 

A-Mart is so happy that he nailed a man. Brad is proud of him for pulling it out. Brad lets A-Mart know that he got the job done, but not as good as BB would have done it.

 

 

 

OH NO!!! Again, an all too familiar scene. Ma'jin led backstage in a pool of blood. What the hell is happening to Ma'jin? Have they got his nipple rings? Will they ever give them back? So many questions I want to know the answers!!

 

 

 

Page 5

 

Just before our main even Smythe questions Kage about whether putting his career on the line against Nate was a smart move. Kages' response is pretty epic. He explains to Smythe that Nate's strength is mostly his opponents fear. Most people lose a match against Nate before they even step in a ring Kage says. Short and sweat. I liked it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Honorable Mentions

 

 

This weeks Riot had some great RPs. Kaang had 2 nice RP's in there adding alot of Riots comedic value. Kaangs RP vocabulary is very interestng. Great job.

 

 

Bold/Ringmaster was good would like to see how this goes. Bold REALLY needs a fued. This gimmick will be worthless if he lets it go to waste.

 

 

Smythe/Guy had some good RP's in there too. Starting to build the OCW title match up nicely.