Kang James Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 On OCWFED.net there is a new video up that is titled "The Injury report" and once you click play it starts out with Aries on the phone in his hospital bed, he nods and then speaks right when Kang walks into the room. Aries looks over since he was expecting to see Kang as the nurse looks over at Kang as well. Aries: A'right babe, I gotta go, he's here. ??? - ------g? Aries: Yeah, I know. I'll tell him sooner or later. ??? - ----------ou. -ye Aries - Love ya too. Kisses. Aries hangs up the phone after he looks at Kang, Kang opens his arms up when hes right next to the door and Kang keeps on walking with his arms open. Kang James: It's the Powder Creamed Puff Midget! How's it going Elmer Fudge!?! Aries scoffs as he puts he puts his arms just like Kangs and says something semi loud... Aries: Kaaaaaaaang! James, Nothing much, just sitting my arse on this hospital bed. God this jello sucks. The brunette nurse walks over to Kang just to walk out as Kang looks over at her and Kang licks his lips. Kang James: Hello to you too beautiful... The nurse semi blushes as she smiles and softly says hi before walking out of the room, Kang looks over at Aries and smiles as Kang takes a seat next to the hospital bed. Kang James: So you pound cake midget, Kang over heard you on the phone. Did cream puff finally find himself some pink stuff? And here I was thinking you were a rump ranger. Aries: WOT?! Wot the bloody hell gave you that impression?! Kang looks over at the door as he repositions himself on the chair. Kang James: Kang would bloody think that cause your Elf Cookie looking ass tried to hug Kang as if it was some got damn hug riot. Aries just shakes his head while he chuckles which makes Kang turn his head to look over at Aries... Kang James: What are you laughing at God of Whimps? Aries just keeps smiling as he continues to shake his head and about ready to reply to Kang... Aries: Nothing Kang, nothing. Just stuff is looking bad for the both of us right now and your sitting here joking and keeping your bloody spirit up even now, I just don't know how you do it. While Aries says that Kang looks over at the table next to the hospital bed, moves his arm to the table and pulls a tissue out of the tissue box and hands it to Aries. Aries: Wot' the bloody hell is this for? Kang looks at Aries and starts to mimic Aries a little bit. Kang James: For the bloody tears your about to bloody shed mate. Right then Aries doctor walks into the room and the doctor is looking at his clipboard as he puckers his lips, Kang hears his footsteps and both Aries and Kang look at him. Kang James: Yo, Mr. MyHeadIsBalderThanABabiesAss...how long does this pony tailed fudge packer have to be in here? The bald headed doctor looks up when Kang says that and looks confused. Doctor: And who are you referring to? Kang looks the doctor up and down with disgust and then looks at Aries... Kang James: He doesn't know who Kangs referring to pipsqueak puss. Aries: I have a bloody name you know. The Doctor just stands there looking confused until he finally catches on some what... Doctor: Oh you mean Mr. Arieus McMillain. Well, to be honest, he should not be in that wrestling ring for a long time. He has what's known as a spinal disc herniation. Herniations, I should say. I say he should stay out for a good...4-6 months, just to let the injuries heal. If he continues to wrestle, he may further injure himself. Aries looks up at the doctor with a little shock on his face then looks down shaking his head as Kang looks at the Doctor again with disgust. Aries: HOW LONG?! No no no, you don't understand doc, I HAVE to wrestle. It's in me damn blood. My father wos a wrestler, and so was his father. Not well known...but nonetheless, they were wrestlers damn it! I refuse to take a damned break! I don't even feel that weak. Watch! Aries tries to stand, but eventually collapses, holding his back in agony. Kang gets up off the chair, and helps him back onto the bed. Doctor: See? You cannot wrestle in this condition. If you do, you'll be putting your career at stake. Kang walks back over to the chair after helping Aries and takes a seat while Kang looks at the Doctor. Kang: It can't be that serious Grimmace. Cream puff has to be ok. Who's going to help Kang with his damn rodent clown problem. Doctor: Rodent clown, sir? Kang: Yea, You heard Kang right you bald headed, broken condom, bitch. The doctor just sighs, and leaves the room. When Aries looks down at the floor, and begins rubbing his head. Kang James: Don't worry about Ronald McPedophile. Your all good to wrestler there Bugs Bunny, Kangs got your back... not latterly tho. Aries looks up at Kang Aries: And how do you know? Kang: Kang is a master at medical s**t. Aries: I don't know....this is all kind of a shock....I don't want to take a break..but I don't want to shorten my career either. Kang: Kangs gotta ask you something pony tailed, baby back, bitch. Is your name really Arieus McMillain? Aries: .....HOW is that serious?! Kang: Because Kang has never heard of such a ridiculous name in his entire life. Sounds like someones mother was on the Bottle & Pipe if you know what Kang's saying. Aries: ...please leave Kang..I need to be alone for now Kang: Fine cream puff, Kang will leave. As soon as Kang gets that bangin beautiful ass'd nurses number, Kang could tell she was looking at the Royal Jewels. Kang gets up and heads out of Aries room as the camera turns its attention back to Aries who continues to have his head down while he is shaking it as if saying this is bad and then the recording stops since it's the end. 1 http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=21309,filename=thats_racist_racist.gif IT'S THE KING, BITCH! 2x International Champion 1x Hardcore Champion
Versus Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 Aries - Love ya too. Kisses. FAAAAAG!! AAAHHHHAHAH!!! MUAH MUAH, LOVE YOU BABY! MUAAH! SMOOCH SMOOOOOOOOCH!! AAAAHAHHAAHH!!! Good RP. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/footprints_1.jpg
Adrian Bold Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 Top 3 "LMFAO WTF KAAAANG LINES" of the promo 1. Reffering to the doctor: Kang James: Yo, Mr. MyHeadIsBalderThanABabiesAss...how long does this pony tailed fudge packer have to be in here? 2. Don't worry about Ronald McPedophile. Your all good to wrestler there Bugs Bunny. 3.Kang James: He doesn't know who Kangs referring to pipsqueak puss. LMFAO http://i.imgur.com/zP10f.gif
Parker Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 Rump Ranger....LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does Kang have to insult somebody in EVERY line tho? http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5774/sig2uq.jpg 2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences) 1 x NA Champion 1 x Pride Champion 1 x TV Champion 2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion F.I Winner 2012 MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7 'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree 'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17
Adrian Bold Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 Yes you small fingered bitch http://i.imgur.com/zP10f.gif
Eddie Mace Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 Rump Ranger....LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does Kang have to insult somebody in EVERY line tho? yup he has daddy issues SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/827/macesig2eq4.jpg lano15: liddel got KO'd!!! lano 15: thats what i am gonna do to you in UFC mastamatt1: i'm gonna drop you so hard you're gonna think you're Nick Cage the actor mastamatt1: & the name of our fight will be gone in 60 seconds
Thomas Maypo Posted July 4, 2008 Posted July 4, 2008 Ronald McPedophile istant mark roflmfao RDMoney: I read an article somewhere that creation would be a "Huge" part in this TNA. Now I'm reading that there are only 5 CAW slots and no CAW online. How is this playing a huge part? MIDWAY: Understood. We need to improve in the area. Things got cut, and now we can pick the ball up on those things once again.
Darin Rebel Posted July 6, 2008 Posted July 6, 2008 Great RP Man. http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w56/Hostile17_2007/oie_HOSTILITY.jpg
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