Riot 2-12-2009

[Michael Morrison]

There's a special place in my painted heart for R2G because it's where Mad Mike first debuted, so it's nice to be participating this year. Having said that, on to more show commenting.

 

Bold returns and has some kind of Goldberg theme going. He's trimmed down a bit and is now rocking a black and gold beard thing, as if attempting to 1-up Hollywood Hogan or Big Poppa Pump. I blame Edge and Mike Knox for this recent beard obsession.

 

Vindicator is picking on Nathan Gaines for some reason, who is still feeling his age after his match with Nate on Turmoil. Vindicator makes a statement that has me wondering what the hell he's talking about, and judging from Nathan's reaction, he's a little perplexed as well. Will this lead to something; perhaps a dark secret or shocking big reveal? Not sure, but I'm gonna be keeping my eye on it.

 

Nate is starting to show some serious signs of doubt, concerning his deal with The Bloodline and the path he's currently taking. Smythe didn't seem too concerned about it, but maybe he's too blinded by power to realize that there may be a problem in the near future... or maybe he feels Nate would be a fool to go back to his old ways and break-up a beautifully twisted alliance over something Deano Horse had said. As the commentators said, this is a very slippery slope but who, exactly, is the one slipping?

 

I wanted to thank A-Mart for stepping up the way he did when I needed help to complete my RIOT match. I mentioned I might need a filler for The Steve on the forum and he eagerly voluntered. I really appreciate the willingness he showed to not only help me out, but to step-up without a second thought. Kudos to you. Not to mention the match turned out great in my opinion.

 

The guy just wouldn't go down and showed allot of heart; took me 3 finishers to put him away but he stayed in the game each time. You could tell he had the will to win. He even had me against the ropes for the first half of the match; catching me off-gaurd a bit. In a nut shell, I was impressed by the guy.

 

Seth is either a huge coward or a freakin' genius when it comes to mind-games and locker room strategy. Playing the "injured worker" card -- he even has a neck brace just to sell it -- Seth is holding OCW liable for creating an unsafe work environment upon the return of Mayhem. It's up to his lawyers to disprove the orignal analysis of his injuries and sell the miracle of him even being able to walk after what happened on Turmoil. Eat your heart out, Leo... er, Orton.

 

I'm not really sure what to make of Air's video. Is it a return video? Is it just to let us know he's alive and living well? Either way, the video shows us a summary of Air's life since last we saw him. The near death experience at the hospital; the surgerys; the recovery; the... uh... sex.

 

OK, so the Denielle Steele, written sex scene with Titanic playing on the TV seemed a bit awkward to me, but hey, push that envelope. I would have just went with a "bow chika bowow" soundbite and onto the marriage, but it's cool. Maybe he plans on doing some romance novels and wanted some practice... that, or he's been hanging around Brad Bauer. Tang FTW.

 

Parker is about to put Vimes through a full-size burning table -- I suggested that a smaller end-table or nightstand would have been sufficient for Vimes, but Parker isn't one to change tradition -- when the Humorous Hobo comes to the rescue.

 

Either drawn by the sound of spam hitting the mat or the smell of multiple, animal body parts, crammed into a small container, Guy's own particular odor must have shorted out the light circuts, allowing him to get the drop on Parker as the lights go out and back on. Fausto puts P2S through the flaming wood (hehe) and walks away with Vimes, but forgets his barrel in the process. Oh noes.

 

There's no need for me to tell you how funny Jay's audio promos can be, but I have to say, If you dont' find that shit funny, you need to re-evaluate your life, son.

 

Jaysin makes some good points about OCW's current state: talking about Nate's inablity to be happy, guy-on-guy action, bums who can afford to dress better but don't for some reason and various other tid-bits.

 

The big announcement had to be the Battle Royal match at R2G, where 4 individuals will be competing for a #1 Contenders spot. The winner will face the OCW World Heavyweith Champion at Wrestlution 4 -- the big mama jamma slamma of OCW PPV's.

 

Jaysin reveals the first two competitors of this match (originally slated for Chris Mania and Karim) which puts The Bloodline in what would seem to be a clear advantage, heading into R2G. There are still two competitiors left to be announced, so stay tuned next week.

 

The show ends with another rant by our current OCW Heavyweight Champion, Leon. Vincent gets mentioned, I-Gen gets mentioned, Bloodline.. hell, he seems to bring up everyone, but the main focus is the lack of respect he receives. Despite pulling a rabbit out of his hat every other week; no matter what he does, how he does it or whom he beats, it's never enough and ironically, he's had enough.

 

With Valmont banned from Turmoil, will this give Leon the ability to push some weight, without having to watch his back, or does he have something else in mind? All I can say is that I'm enjoying all of it, because these two are just tearing each other apart and distracting each other from another threat... which would be me. I'm already going after Valmonts Hardcore Title and now I have a chance to become #1 Contendor for the OCW World Heavyweight Title, so it's all good in Mad Mike's book.

 

FUN FACTS: During Air's documentary video thing, one of the surgeons is so short, they had to give her a stack of stepping stools. Just thought it was funny. Hey Vimes, you looking for a hot midget doctor lady? Just remember who introduced you two and invite me to the wedding so I can enjoy the open bar.

 

Also, during Parker's video, there is a fan holding a sign which reads, "Put him in a body bag". Funny enough, Parker does, in fact, mention that he'll put Vimes in a body bag, although a 13 gallon trash bag would probably suffice.

[Trevor McManus]

I also think that you are Trips' achilles heel, there's some guys in this fed that other guys just cant beat, the way Kip is to Smythe, and nate is to most of the roster!

 

I'd agree with that. You guys can comment on how he played or his moveset all you want but IMO nothing he did was cause to complain about his tactics. The double grapple thing whatever you make of it can be countered and all it does it stop me waiting for him to miss before I attack him. So kudos to you Sir Bold, although I didn't appreciate being slapped AGAIN, well done.

[Mr.Sensation]

There goes your streak :(.

 

To be honest Once I saw the kofi kingston move i just fast forwarded it to the last 2 mins. Stuff like that sorta just puts me off. As for the rest of the show, I don't feel like reiterating what everyone has said thus far.

 

Undertaker Fatman was pretty dope thou. Like you totally wouldnt feel someone lifting you up!!!!

 

Also Leon said the next person to hit him from behind would be fired, does this mean juice monkey is fired? Plz yes!

 

Of the top of my head Smythe's fin looks particularly Nasty, And his spear timing is spotless. Tag match was really fun to watch. I honestly thought Amart fluked his way into the world title picture but mikey is like NO ITS MINE.

 

Seth has done a complete 180, but technically he was main event so is that a 360 or a 720. Whatever his gimmick is perfect, I get it, I understand it and I enjoy it. He just needs to work on some small spelling and grammar issues (SP) But thats to be expected when you work with Mayhem :P

 

As for the music, yea im pretty much tired of people swapping it out. It pissed me off at the last PPV. You guys need to really start communicating. That and The recorders need to stop being so vindicitive.

 

 

R2G is looking very solid, and WL4 is shaping up nice.

[Anthony Martin]

i was really glad i could help out Mad Mike with his match. this was my first match with him since ive been here and i jumped at the chance to be the replacement. i really enjoyed the match it was alot of fun. i was just as surprised as mike that i survived the "Grip Of Madness"...lol

 

 

all i can say is that Mike is a hoss and i hope he makes it to Lution.

[Smythe D. Wonder]

i was really glad i could help out Mad Mike with his match. this was my first match with him since ive been here and i jumped at the chance to be the replacement. i really enjoyed the match it was alot of fun. i was just as surprised as mike that i survived the "Grip Of Madness"...lol

 

 

all i can say is that Mike is a hoss and i hope he maes it to Lution.

 

WHAT!!!!!

 

you hope mike makes it to lution... what about... GOD DAMMIT I WAS I WIN AWAY FROM MAIN EVENTING R2G!!! IF ONLY I PLAYED BETTER I COULD HAVE HAD A CHANCE AT THE TITLE!!! dammit... Amart

[Mr.Sensation]

Amart is not a fan of Mr.Chocolate

[Mayhem]

Seth has done a complete 180, but technically he was main event so is that a 360 or a 720. Whatever his gimmick is perfect, I get it, I understand it and I enjoy it. He just needs to work on some small spelling and grammar issues (SP) But thats to be expected when you work with Mayhem :P

 

 

Douche bag, at least i spell check my shit now unlike some people.

 

I am glad people are liking what Seth and myself are doing, I am also getting allot of peeps glad to have the evil Mayhem back, the old games it was harder to pull off.

 

any how.

 

Just a note to some of the guys, get your editing skill down! Some of this sloppy editing with loading screens popping up ruins the vids for me. Put in the 5 seconds it takes to zoom in on that shit and cut it down to size people.

 

*edited to respones for Parker*

my point with the moveset is that the STO backbreaker is done by people like Jay lethal/Christopher Daniels, who are EX/middleweight build, it just looks wrong on a hoss, in the way the rope ddt looks wrong on Mayhem, how many hoss' do you see doing ddt's? Mayhem should use the big boot or the drop out.

 

I agree with you on my account as a CAW, but the fact is way too many people have the move as it is just like the sto backbreaker. It's one of those new move syndromes that Jay was talking about when the game came out, shit is just going to happen.

 

I myself have changed it up, we got screwed on roped down moves IMO this year.

 

I am going to be constantly be changing my move set to keep it entertaining even though I've only had two matches but thats something for others to consider as well.

 

Oh and on that note try to consider your move set for the weight class or size of your opponent, like MMM doing a full nelson slam on me doesn't look right ya know, or at best try to avoid the move if in a tag or 3-4 way situation.

[Smythe D. Wonder]

actually Mayhem at 6'2 Morrison is bigger than you... and he plays more Hossish... but I agree little guys shouldn't be doing certain things to bigger guys

[Mr.Sensation]

Morrison shouldnt be bigger than Mayhem, I thought Mayhem was like 6,6 or 6,8.

 

Off the top of my head these people LOOK Hoss ish.

Nate

Bold

Smythe

Mayhem

MMM

Valmont

 

To be honest most of the above look like hoss's but dont have hoss movesets.

 

And is it me or does 2k9 Kang james look sorta like grover.

[Chris Baxter]

like bold doing a hurricanranna on me... or at all.. period ...i could never support his weight and his ass would crush my face