Aries Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 I'm also going to start putting a red rose on people when i defeat them, grow a beard and start referring to everyone as 'SUCKA'. Oooh Leon, you are as relevant as you are funny.
Leon Valentine Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 Oooh Leon, you are as relevant as you are funny. Considering the relevance of that sentence, i must be GOD DAMN FUNNY!
Parker Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 What's with all this MMM talk from Smith? have I completley missed out a page or something? is Morrison back? Is Trips the most protected champion ever? wtf was that lame ME about? And Cross's jobber was ryder with a green Boa, I lmfao. Big review coming later. http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5774/sig2uq.jpg 2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences) 1 x NA Champion 1 x Pride Champion 1 x TV Champion 2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion F.I Winner 2012 MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7 'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree 'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17
Smith Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 What's with all this MMM talk from Smith? have I completley missed out a page or something? is Morrison back? Cross's RP on page 2 http://www.fokkofashion.nl/Image/Hardcore%20logo.JPG http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm86/eclaycamp/GinnBomb.gif Hardcore Champion - 2 X
Nate Ortiz Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 Glad to see just about everyone contributing this week. To the people who complain about some things, as has been said before, what happens on the show isn't always what took place behind the scenes. So don't go jumping to conclusions all the time. I really hope you guys got the point of my rp. I wasn't trying to be cryptic with it or anything. No the point isn't I'm coming back to the ring. (Frank everyone knows you don't want me motivated to beat ya.) May 29 2005 - Present Took Dupree's Summer
Smith Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 No the point isn't I'm coming back to the ring. (Frank everyone knows you don't want me motivated to beat ya.) Whenever you're done eating that rice pudding and playing bingo at the retirement center with RD, COME GET SOME...Just don't get in our way and I won't have to make you move... http://www.fokkofashion.nl/Image/Hardcore%20logo.JPG http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm86/eclaycamp/GinnBomb.gif Hardcore Champion - 2 X
Damian Christ Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 A solid 5 pages. Let's hope we can keep this up on a more cconsistent basis. I'll probably review later... http://i43.tinypic.com/9kuiht.gif FOOKAYOO MACHEEDAA!!!
Smythe D. Wonder Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 The Wonder Report This is the return of the greatest report to ever grace OCW. It brought discussion and accountability to every RP and every match it was the infamous wonder report done by myself as I watched every OCW show. and we will start with a return of sorts the return of Parker Stevens who is now calling himself Billy Le'beau. The impressive backstory of the change of character overshadows the truth of this RP. One, it's the same Parker Stevens with a new look and name. He still the hardcore god, he's still after the hardcore title. Two, it's yet another play on who we can call the most influencal character in OCW today, Deano Horse. Le'beau will have to work to not fall into the Deano wannabe category that we've already thrown Craig Casey into. But it was a great RP and the perfect way to start off the show. Next we have a short insignificant RP from Smith which undoubtably spoils the upcoming hardcore title match. the Hardcore title match itself was a squash and not too impressive at all. Smith stealing the CFC is also unimpressive and beating a L Hvy with a running finisher pretty much puts the icing on the cake in terms of lameness for this match. The easiest weapon counter in the game is the running strike Wesley pretty much goes to this everytime Smith picks up a weapon... also lame... I also think I'm seeing the return of Right trigger smashing... not sure tho... either way that wasn't enjoyable to watch... we get a return of Justin Rockstar next, who is going to once again challenge for the hardcore title. Potential to be a good feud I also like the video RP. I wish this happened more, it just takes so much more time. Sasha Starks is Sexy... that is all. Jim Black tells Cross about an oppoment with the initials MMM. Even if we knew it wasn't gonna happen we still remembered one of OCW's greatest personalities. That's why that RP got a two thumbs up. Next we have Trips foiled once again by the new GM we also get a main event for the night. I must admit for the least star powered OCW title story in OCW history it's interesting. and we now have our mystery main event!!! The Dean is in action next... it was funny... it was short... and the used the awesome replay feature that we have this year... two thumbs up... I hate this RAIJ character... I hate the fact that he speaks in Chinese... I hate the fact that he's pretty much Omega Dragon... Aries pretty much heeled himself into the Kinf of the Ring stardom... it was pretty good to watch at the PPV... and Aries plans to play it up... Craig Casey looks almost exactly like Deano Horse... he's like the anti-Deano. He's also a hell of a writer tho... and an interesting read. of course he'd never had made it to the King of OCW final if it was an Actual King of OCW tournament. but meh, let him talk... The ex title 4-way was decent. Kinda sucks that Ryder keeps getting screwed out of title runs tho. Quitting after you lose a match that is recorded is idiotic... and shouldn't happen at all, Trance started playing rattled when it was down to him and Knox... with a few bad tylers he deserved to lose. Heel turn # I can't keep count as Smith joins the Family. which will lead to my point of the week which is at the end of the report... another well written RP tho!!! CEO Nate Ortiz steps in after and pretty much sums up everything I've been saying in this report. Which Sucks... Nate always reads my mind then says what I'm supposed to say... either way he's right and his return to the ring will be something to watch... The King of OCW and Trance are met by the new EX champion and we find out Air is returning next week. Air was the only EX division wrestler to ever gain the status of Main Event. His return will be much needed... the title match was a sham... as expected, after we get Leon offering Cross a spot in the family which will make "the family" half of the OCW roster... which problably isn't gonna work. Can't wait to see what happens next week. I am impressed tho that almost every RP is storyline driven this week. That's a huge step in the right direction. Smythe has returned and has promised to cause hell which is always a good sign. We end the show with the crowning of the King of OCW. Well written as well but I must Say Kang needs some new dialogue.... he's had the same lines and phrases for almost 2 years and now that he's gone heel he should try something new. Overall Riot was very promising as alot of returns and comebacks led the show. we now have over 90% of our roster as heels now tho... that'll have to change... other than that pretty good show... Signature 1 - The Alpha Heel Signature 2 - Spear 5 (F) - Stargazer Finisher 1 - Flapjack 2 (F) - The SDW Finisher 2 - Reality check (G) - Dawonderful Dream Finisher 3 (i'm cool enoigh to claim 3 moves) - The Darkside - THe Million Dollar Dream
Trevor McManus Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 Is Trips the most protected champion ever? wtf was that lame ME about? I'm the most PROTECTIVE champion in history. I'm keeping my title no matter what. If I have to get myself disqualified, counted out, whatever. I'm going to remain the OCW World Champion. http://positivesharing.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/complaining.jpg [23:39] locoNY911: You get solace in the fact you arent a fuck up. 2k9's better than 2k8. Like being shot in the knee is better than being shot in the head. - Guy Fausto [18:40] locoNY911: I mostly aggree with your statements
Parker Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 Good stuff smythe, it's been too long since the Wonder report graced these pages. Wesley got spanked, no other way to put it, Smith crushed him....I see Wesley was thrown off by my mere prescense in the arena. I agree with smythe about the CFC on Frank, not only does it look wierd due to his huge size, it isnt a believable finisher for him..imo you need a big ass power move,maybe create a triple-sitdown powerbomb or something with impact. Sorry Smythe but I'm not after the hardcore title :) i just wanted it on Smith as i feel he can do it justice, where as Wesley is a plastic gangsta :) Did we really need to hear Trips intro song 4-5 times this show? I like it but DAMN! Is it the theme of 'The Family'? If not, why does Christ have it as an intro song? The quitting has already been mentioned, I know why Ryder did it, [imo you should have just left it running], but Christ, thats kinda sucky. Cross killed a ryder lookalike..lmao Give Trips some real opponents dammit, he is being protected as champion with all these cop-out DQ endings, screw that, I wanna see him fight. SDW and Nate returning are a big boost. All in all a great show. Whats the deal with the tag titles currently? as no one seems to know. Sidenote-I see what your saying about the Deano character, but his was like 'sexbomb' wasn't it? Irresistable to women, humping everything? My thing is basically thinking I'm the next huge big thing when infact i'm totally the opposite, I model chairs for christs sake :) Oh yeah, and I mark for any video Rockstar makes..this dude puts in the effort. That Crowley/Smith one from the other week was awesome. http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5774/sig2uq.jpg 2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences) 1 x NA Champion 1 x Pride Champion 1 x TV Champion 2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion F.I Winner 2012 MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7 'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree 'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17
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