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OCWFED's most dysfunctional tag team have signed on the dotted line. What was in their respective contracts? That's a good question that we've yet to receive a full response on.

 

DnD is fairly tight lipped about what their new deals include. It's safe to say that CCW will be chocked full of half naked women, alchohol fueled encounters, senseless praising to a seemingly created Religion known to us as "Bauerism", and quite possibly OCWFED's most popular duo to ever step into a CCW ring.

 

What we know about each man's contract:

 

- Reportedly each man has signed for 2 month terms.

- Double A apparently asked for Nate Ortiz money and was laughed out of Sensation's office. We can only assume that Double A based his offer on what Smythe DaWonder asked for, Double A figuring that he could draw more than the man formally known as the S-Jobb...err S-Bomber.

- Bauer received what he asked for in Salary, which was said to be a steal. Bauer is known to be independently wealthy. While we are unaware to the extent of Bauer's personal financial holdings, we do know that CCW picked him up at a steal. Bauer's concerns were apparently above monetary gain.

- Double A reportedly received a higher weekly salary than his tag team partner.

- Bauer's contract includes a few unique terms that most CCW superstars were not smart enough to negotiate.

- It is reported that while Bauer's salary demands were met, most everything else on the table was thrown out the window by CCW management. It's been confirmed that OCW had no interest in signing Brad Bauer to their brand at this time. Perhaps his recent time off has added to their lack of desire to sign him.

- Double A was saught after by both brands, and while his salary demands were pretty outrageous, his other demands were easily met. Double A decided to stick with CCW as he felt his career could be advanced further by the growing name of the CCW Brand. We speculate that he prefers to remain with the CCW brand partly in fact due to Bauer's contract terms.

- The most exciting news is that DnD has been granted their own Radio Show, to be labeled "Hittin' it Raw' to air sometime this fall. Sensation must be cringing at the thought of what kind of damage these two can do behind a couple of microphones on uncensored radio.

 

We got CCW's Dysfunctional Duo together for some candid comments from each man. Unfortunately for this reporter, things got out of hand when we joined DnD at "Headlights" in Chesapeake, Virginia, coincidentally the hometown of former CCW Champion, Seth Irving. Bauer resides in Virginia Beach, which is minutes away from Chesapeake.

 

Associated Press: What do you have to say about the motorcyle accident that you were involved in?

 

Double A: No comment, DICKWEED...

 

(Double A looked pretty upset with me for asking this question, so I decided to stick to the subject at hand)

 

Associated Press: Double A, what were you thinking when you reportedly asked for 12k per week to sign with CCW.

 

(It should be noted, that Double A was receiving a lap dance at the time of this interview, so we cannot attest to the reliability of his answers)

 

Double A: I needed milk money...next question

 

Associated Press: Are you happy with your signed deal?

 

Double A: Can't you see I have a pair of tits in my face right now...go bother Bauer with this crap.

 

We did just that. We found Bauer in the corner with a couple of attractive topless women. We regret that we cannot post any pictures of what we saw. Was Brad Bauer getting a lap dance like his tag team partner? No. Oddly enough, Bauer appeared to be recruiting topless dancers to his cult religion of "Bauerism". It should be noted that nobody here at the OCWFED.net news room has any clue what "Bauerism" stands for, means, or entails.

 

When we began to ask Bauer, he held us off for a few moments while he demonstrated to these ladies how to Pledge their Allegience to BRADBauer!!! He did so by raising his arm in the air, fist balled. The girls did not give a response until Bauer reportedly threw a few hundred bucks on the table. This reporter was dumbfounded to see 3 topless dancers praising and pledging their allegience to "Bauerism". While, they were being paid to do so, this reporter is inclined to report that it was entertaining.

 

Associated Press: Brad Bauer, do you feel you got the deal that you were after with CCW management and CEO Mr. Sensation?

 

Bauer: Pledge your allegience to Bauerism...before we continue this interview.

 

Associated Press: Excuse me?

 

(Bauer then demanded I praise Bauerism. So for the sake of Journalism, I reluctantly did so in order to obtain the interview. I'm not sure how to tell my wife that I joined a cult)

 

Associated Press: Are you happy with the contract terms that CCW has provided you?

 

Bauer: I'm never happy. You see, I only received part of what I demanded. Originally I was slated to sign a long term deal for 6 months. Vic Vimes, Dave Rotunda, and Mr. Sensation are unreasonable neanderthals. Vic Vimes will see hell frozen over before Brad Bauer steps foot into an OCW ring. BRADBauer!!!

 

Associated Press: Why didn't you ask for more money?

 

(It should be noted that Brad Bauer would not continue the interview until I proclaimed "BRADBauer" while raising my arm in the air. This reporter was feeling uncomfortable being within 5 feet of Mr. Bauer)

 

Bauer: I don't need money...I need other things...

 

Associated Press: Like?

 

Bauer: That's my business....BRADBauer!!!

 

Associated Press: BRADBauer!!! (This is the only way I could get him to continue answering my questions. I had to repeat BRADBauer approximately 30 times in a 10 minute period. I saved you, the audience from dealing with this by editing the majority of them out of my article.)

 

Associated Press: This reporter was informed that you asked for your patented finishing move to be trademark protected from use by other OCW/CCW superstars. Is this true? The move is commonly known as the "RKO".

 

Bauer: It's called the "HEADLINER" BRADBauer!!! And yes, I did demand this, however, no agreement was met on this. Apparently any tom, dick, or harry can waltz right into OCWFED and the CCW and just steal finishing maneuvers that were perfected and made famous by current superstars. Hell, even RD Money stole the "STD" from Double A. He put a variation on it and slapped his own name on it and boom...there you go.

 

Associated Press: Are you suggesting that RD Money "Xeroxed" Double A's finishing maneuver?

 

Bauer: I am, indeed.

 

Associated Press: You were also denied a request to ban Geomon's authority over you. Is this true.

 

Bauer: I like most OCWFED superstars do not trust the authority that has been placed under Geomon's grasp. He does not make decisions based upon the good of the organization. They seem to be made for his own personal gains or pleasure. I do not want to become a casualty of Geomon's senseless steroid rage.

 

Associated Press: It sounds like most of your demands were thrown out. What did you get that made you sign with the CCW Brand?

 

Bauer: Those details are for me to know, and for the world to find out! BRADBauer!!!

 

Associated Press: Is it true that you asked to have Chris Ryder publicly Raped by a broomstick on national television live and uncensored in a broadcasted episode of Turmoil?

 

Bauer: That's proposterous!!!!

 

Associated Press: What do you think about Double A receiving a higher weekly salary than you?

 

(Note: Double A re-entered the topic of discussion as his lap dance apparently ended around this time)

 

Double A: I'm more talented.

 

(Double A was holding two mugs of beer, "Double Fisting" as he called it.)

 

Bauer: You're weekly pay is higher...but I recieved a signing Bonus!!! Which balances out to a much higher paycheck. And I got my cash up front!!! BRADBauer!!!

 

Double A: WHAT? GODDAMN IT!!!

 

Bauer: OWNED.....

 

(A local fan approached Brad Bauer and mistook him for Seth Irving. We can only assume it was due to the haircut, as both men have a similar do.)

 

Fan: Hey, you're Seth Irving!!!

 

(After several minutes of arguing back and forth, the man made an aggressive movement toward Bauer who was offended by this and took one of Double A's beer mugs. A bar room brawl began after Bauer smashed it over the man's head. Beer and breasts were flying everywhere. Double A entered a Euphoric state and his actions were indescribable.)

 

This reporter escaped unharmed, emotionally scarred, and apparently the newest member of "Bauerism"....All praise be to BRADBauer....BRADBauer!!!

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Id markout but there is no such button for teh player news :/
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 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix

 

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That picture is priceless

 

MMM you are a KANG among men.

 

 

Double A: You The Man!

BRADBauer: No You The Man!

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 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix

 

"Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff

 

Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got

Our Hero: uploadafraud.com

Jookie: fuck u boricua

 

"I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda

 

OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh
 

"I'm 5,9" - Ry
 

"I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen

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That was funny as hell,cant wait for the radio show,i've turned into a big fan of AA and i haven't even seen him wrestle yet! and Bauerism is just cool...good luck guys

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