Summercide 2010

[Jacob Trance]

Want a match? :D

 

I'm afraid I have plans... However, after them I'm cool, if you want to discuss it more hit me up on aim.

[Useless Dane Xavier]

Bax you Dane showed why you guys are such good friends.You guys I mean wow!

...Are we watching the same show?

[K.Dangelo]

Sarcasm only in OcW.Jook ,Poe and Hostile great attires.MotN yeah was Baxter against Dane.My favorite rp after the NA title match.

[Chris Baxter]

well d-jack could win every match with a stolen finisher because he cant manage to think of one himself

 

and dane as much as i hate the splinters in my back from you putting me through that table.. and puttig me on the shelf

 

im pretty sure he ment good friends off screen

 

was hoping hatachi would of won the ex title .. if it were any man id want to take the belt off ... it would be him

[Useless Dane Xavier]

A year gone by and a year behind me. Now I can finally focus on bringing a talented face to some OCW gold!

[Chris Mania]

A year gone by and a year behind me. Now I can finally focus on bringing a talented face to some OCW gold!

 

You going to become a manager?

[Mayhem]

lol ^

 

ok that was good.

[Wesley Adams Poe]

POE’s MOTHA FUCKIN PARCHMENT!

 

It’s been a long time my friends but this ppv deserves this kind of attention. Practically 6 pages in word. Now I won’t be mad if everyone doesn’t read this long ass thing but thanks to those who do, and please continue the discussion, I’m gonna post it in two posts so it’s not so much of a wall…even though it still will be but yeah, here we go.

 

The Darkside: I mark the fuckout for Smythe Exclusives and this one is no different. I’m not sure if the darkside is heel or face to be honest, but I’m leaning towards heel to most, face to “VIPs”, I hope they can come up with a better story than the held down black men though, reason being it’s kind of cliché, not that I don’t like the group or dislike the idea, it’s just I want to them to prove a faction of darkskinned brotha’s can be more interesting than throwing down the race card. Now I know for a fact my father RD Money will like this…but will his lightskinned scion have to say about it? If you don’t know what I’m talking about…first look up scion…it’s not the car…then place your seat in your fucking chair, finish summercide and wait for Riot. This is a good way to start out the show.

 

Next we have the Rockstar Invitational: I always liked the name Rox better, but meh that’s just my opinion. I think it rolls off the tongue better, and if Rockstar ever intends to have groupies, he might want to consider that as well, but here we go with the match.

 

Hallows comes out to accept the challenge, and I’ve been Wondering where he’s been. I thought he was gonna get himself a push but I hadn’t really seen him on riots…maybe I was missing it but I don’t think so, but here his is, and I’m starting to think Rockstar may have bit off more bat heads than he could chew( I had said cocks at first but I figure the allusion to Ozzy was more fitting.)

The Match is back and forth with good reversals throughout, and everytime I see Rockstar getting the upperhand Judas gethimself back in it, however Judas appears to be hurt first and it may have effected the outcome of the match, positively or negatively? I’ll never tell. Watch the match jabrone. 3/5

 

D-Jacks RP is actually a good read, with nice metaphors and gives off a good feeling for his Summercide debut, that someone here still takes things as a huge deal, which in the past a summercide debut for a lowcarder would be huge, but nowadays people have this entitled attitude to them and I’m just proud of d-jack appreciate his rp that he feels honored to be on the ppv, as all of us should be.

 

OH Shit tv Title opportunity: I like D-jack now since his RP but D.Jones is my boy too. Go DJ, well that’s my DJ…wait which DJ am I talking about, I just confused myself quoting rap music. Fuck you lil wayne.

 

I Mark For Jones Attire, If you read this Jones you need to contact me soon…and we got to get you some better music than that. Here comes the Daggermouth, lets see if he can sink his teeth in and teach the rookie what ocw is all about.

 

Fuck Cam Ninja bout time you get on the Apron. See what happens when you attack our cam ninja’s Dane, they get retarded….damn you black eyed peas.

Now honestly, I expected a ton of fpr faux pas in this match too my surprise there were few, which is nothing against the two competitors but they are both virtual rookies, and having played them just a little while ago I know where they were with fpr, but they have significantly gotten better with it, and I take all credit, atleast for one DJ, just kidding big ups to the DJ who won this match…but if my prediction of who wins the TV Title is right…good luck winning at September 2 remember you’ll need it badly…I bet you all think I’m being cocky right now…but you can suck a dick...my dick…wait fuck you bitch I’m own my own dick…CURSES KANYE!...AND SMYTH(see what I did there? With Smythe and the ellipsis.)

 

Dane’s a Dick, but props to the RP. Trust me though, no one will be thanking you later.But Hey You can thank me now. DAMNIT DRAKE.

 

D. Arnaud is a Nazi mark…BOOOOO But is he the next Nate? Does Racism Lead do Greatness…The answer is no because the only Greatness of OCW is Retired. What you know about that? Testicles TI!

 

Oh lord, Ass Beating of the century anyone? I bet you all thought it was going to epic facepaint vs epic facepaint. Nope…not yet anyway. But I’m a huge mark for my opponent always have been and look up to him like a psycho uncle. However I will never take him lightly enough not to play about 10 dms before playing him…never ever again. If you notice I bulked up, will be explained on riot, along with so much more. I knew so much was going to be on summercide that I didn’t want my plans to be drowned out with all this awesome, and riot is gonna need the excitement for a great followup show. Grats to the winner. My Prediction was right.

 

MUSCLEMILK! That’s what I thought of after reading Danes last few lines of this rp, but stand the fuck up to him hostile. Kick his teeth down his lying throat, he’s fatter than mayhem. Gone Big Girl What you Gone Do! RATS UNKNOWN RAPPER I REFUSE TO LOOK UP BECAUSE…Well I’m lazy ☺

 

The God of War…God of Wah Wah I’m an Emo Aussie is more like it. Just kidding Aries don’t kick my teeth in… Aries mark say WOT! Crowd shouts “WOT” your visa wouldn’t have got revoked if you BORN IN THE USA! Bastard Bruce Springstein. I wonder if Gaines is American? Probably atleast a little bit. Aries is Scottish? Emo Scotsman doesn’t sound as good as Aussie…so I’m not gonna edit my original, Lazy remember? A little bit of build up to the ex fourway and an explanation of aries absence good stuff, I wish the match was coming up next…but instead we got Dane and Baxter.

 

Dane…Eminem…cool intro IMO, I got some Skeletons in my closest…along with chris Baxter. Wait He’s out you say? Got the Baby’s Bottom Bisexual Shave and all? Well Damn What is he doing with those Skeletons in my closest? To that skeleton? No that one belong to Stan! Found it in a lake. Now I’m wondering why, I got out of bed at all. EFFIN’ EMINEM GET OUT OF MY HAD YOU BLONDE BASTARD…damn it took me a long time to watch that and I missed the match…I really don’t want to watch it again, but considering I didn’t the first time I guess I will.

 

THROUGH THE TABLE! That was the best part of the match. Wot? That was the end of the match you say? Hmm well you can take that as your will 3/5

 

3 pages on my review and I’m only at page 5 of the show…that’s saying something.

 

Fausto doing months of work? LIES! I like fausto on the forums but not all his hero talk. Once a Hobo always a Homo. I know you’re wondering if that was a typo, and originally it was, the b and m are semi close on the keyboard. But I pulled a page out of Faustos book and decided not to change it, because I got high, you asshole Afro-Man.

 

Haha the commentary after that rp is great, He’s doing it for the fans? This Does not compute, I literally lawled outloud because you know guybrush is a nerd, computation talk, its funny fuck you.

 

Round two of the tv Title mini tourney, KD comes out member of the newly named faction The Darkside, I’m wondering if the tutelage of Smythe will pay of tonight. The pimp mobile is in the building! Holy shit I was watching the intros is and then George Lopez came on, did I just get Lopez Roll’d , oh wait it’s just good background music that got used on a terrible 90’s-00 sitcom. I bet some of you are gonna argue with me that it was a good show, but fuck you and your attempt to troll my review because I don’t like George Lopez…I have a feeling I’m gonna lose my wallet and shoes tonight. This match was as I expected, clean and entertaining, ending was a bit surprising but I think this guy deserves it, I predict he won’t get passed the psycho but this was still a big win for him in my book. 3/5

 

Smythe VS Trips hell yes.

 

What? This isn’t the match? Shit Smythe’s gonna talk first. For Christ sake, Well at least rap so I will be entertained…He’s not rapping, I’m tempted to skip this but that would take away some of the integrity of my review, that’s right, I’m not gonna put on my Poeker Face. Lick a Dick lady Gaga. (Geezus these jokes are getting so lame I think I’m getting my Identity confused with Dane Xavier.)

 

Oh haha all that complaining and it’s a short one, Hmm I think this almost confirms smythe is still a heel, so much heel you’d think this guy has a foot fetish. Smythe if you use that in one of your raps, I will mark the fuck out and call you the best Canadian rapper alive. I’d have to kill Drake first, but that’s a minor detail my friend.

The Indoor Patio is starting to sound like the Endor Spire to me and I continue to read it as such…You know because they are The Darkside. Guy will get it.

 

How could Stacey be around to interview Trevor and hold up the match, when she was in my lockerroom tending to my busted nuts courtesy of Parker Stevens.

Thats what you get fucker for stalling a match I was anticipating. I take all credit for this man’s dementia, gotta love the fruitage of a good ole Mindfuck.

 

So basically Fausto. Mayhems going to eat your soul.

 

EX DIVISION! So basically ocw has four titles again, that’s cool I think the setting is

WHC: Main Event

NA: Upper/mid card

TV:Upper/ Mid/Lower

And Ex: Ex

 

That’s cool I think. Hopefully we’ll have enough people to bring back a serious tag division but this is good. I’m glad to see titles back. I like Jookies attire, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he had something better and had to redo it because of his xbox mishap. Gaines is a Hero, for every race. Nate is certainly is Arch Enemy. Aries is back to the music I like. Me and one of my good pals actually covered an acoustic version of this, I think I’ll upload that one day.

 

CLUSTERFUCK COMMENCE!

Well it wasn’t really that bad, just extremely long, a lot of moves were hit on a lot of guys, Jookie actually surprised me in this match, he held his own with this guys just fine, til the end. All I’ll say is bout time, because I want you guys suffer through the length of this match as I did. But I was happy by the ending. 2/5 (not because it sucked, because it was long.)

 

Alright so I took a break to watch trueblood here, then I wanked my half chub I got after looking at the graphic, Our own Jay C. Sensation made, for a good few hours.

Blame Jay if you didn’t want to hear that. But Fuck you, bask in my half chub.

 

Pupil vs teacher…I did this for my first Wrestlution against the one the Only Iron Man. He really got me into OCW and took me under his wing, I’d like to say thank you and have a moment of silence for the grumpy old stoner.

 

Now that that’s over, Trance builds up his match a bit then speaks with the Ex Champion. Trance your if you being face, had a face, I’d punch it. Hell of a match? Are you kidding me? I might have marked if you said, I would have ended it a few hours earlier you know before I needed to put Aries wife to bed, but ocw needs face so my .9 second of anger is over…yeah that’s right not even a whole second of anger. Therapy is paying off. Easy with the hostility? Pun humor is not Punny…

[Wesley Adams Poe]

OH SHIT SON TV TITLE MATCH.

 

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! I can. KD hasn’t been more afraid of a weave since he met his wife. Way closer match than mine though. I kind of shuttered when I saw kd come off the top though. And then there was elbow.. game ovOH SHIT A KICKOUT that’s two kickouts of the elbow in one, oh wait crucifix, it’s over. D.Jack is gonna have his hands full with this one. Hope those two psychos put on a good storyline, heading towards September 2 Remember.

 

NA Title on the Same page? Am I finally making headway on this PPV? I think so. Haha on so many occasions have I considered changing my music to a RED song but couldn’t bring myself to do it, Trance has practically gonna baby face with all this cheesiness and babyblue attire, but hey I mark. I think I like Hostiles attire, but I can’t really see it. These guys all wear hoods cause they are too ugly to be seen walking down to the ring…not like myself and D.Jones. Now no offense to the winner, I can not believe this…but maybe the new fpr on stats kind of made this happen, I enjoyed the match guys 3/5. I wonder how long this one will keep it compared to smythe.

 

I threw up during this match follow up rp. This rp will certainly continue to fall on deaf ears. That one was cheapsies.

 

And here we are at the Main Event OCW WHC bout will it hold up to just below average or will it fall straight to hell!

 

These guys put on a clinic in the early going, but that’s expected so I haven’t marked..yet, Fausto is the first one to show pain, still nothing from mayhem, holy shit fausto just did a frankensteiner, what happened to the fatty we all use to know and hate. The fights gone outsider and after a few reversals that powerbomb looks like it hurt…bad, nice one Fausto, quick thinking on that apron move, it’s the little things that entertain me in a match. Oh the blood the blood. Hmm in my opinion Mayhem rushed on the ring entrance from fausto. I mean could just be me and I don’t know if it was a rush for the storyline that follows or if Mayhem got a little over aggressive there with his finisher. What plays out after is kind of meh, I can understand why a lot of people would have liked to see fausto do the cutter instead then it would have looked like Fausto got screwed and all, cause with the current ending it just looks like well Mayhem would have won anyway…probably, and smythe just ended a clean match too attack someone who will probably be the harder opponent for him if he’s in the title picture. I don’t know if this was done to try and start putting mayhem over as a face like the undertaker and solidify smythe as a heel or what, but that would have been evident either way, now I didn’t think the ending totally killed the match or mainevent but it could have been better, but we all could say that about everything, I think the only reason there’s flak is because is because it’s the ME. Well smythe, Come with me, Hail Mary, Brotha Run quick see, what do we have here now? You’re probably gonna die? Ladadada da da da DARKSIDE! R.I.P. Tupac and Smythe.

 

But wait, there’s more!

 

I hear Aries music again like he’s important. Trance loves it when Aries wife calls him Big Papa. BITCHIN B.I.G. speaking of big THAR SHE BLOWS it’s Valmont. God Valmont officially has stolen more than carlos cruz but there he is, our very own Trips to the rescue! Well that’s it ocw…I think I would have marked for this ending more if meanwhilst these two were fighting, Aries got up from valmonts pussy stomps and made his way to the ring for the belt, but meh the wishmaster can’t grant his own wishes.

 

Well that’s it folks, and I finished this last part all before Entourage came on. Now if you learned one thing from this review, I hope you learned that I listen to a good bit of rap, I’m probably not that funny, and also this was a Damn GOOD pay per view, the matches were good and average nothing extravagant, but I was really impressed by rps returns and individual performances, I give this rp 4/5 Lets keep the ball rolling OCW, right up the mountain top.

 

(I got lazy and didn't want to bold and seperate, been doing this since i've been home from work, and i'm tired as fuck, I might edit it all up later but not tonight. Sorry guys, hope you enjoy, I understand if you don't read it all.)

[Wesley Adams Poe]

PS. No Mad Mike and OCW U info made me sad.