Riot 9-27-2010

[Parker]

Page 2 yet?

[Wesley Adams Poe]

Page 2 yet?

 

Someone needs to add some real show discussion sense all we've got so far is petty chatter, it's funny how these same people complain about when someone say something about a show that gives a show 7-8 pages of atleast some sort of discussion then this gets a meager ten posts with nothing pertaining to the actual show...well i guess it started with something pertaining to the show but slowly turned into banter between a bunch of boobs. But anyway on the the Parchment.

 

Where the hell are we?:Apparently New Jersey? Maybe a throw back to SNL who knows but apparently thats where we are tonight for riot, I chuckled at it, I appreciate Fausto's back and forth with our regular bafoons on the mic but it kind of takes away that there are no commentators pics as there was in the past, It's a cosmetic issue true, but I always liked it.

 

Darkside Open Rps:

KD is talking to Stacy, I generally make fun of these interactions, Stacy having jungle fever and all but KD is talking more than she is in this case, KD's logic is crazy however believing Darkside will win "allz the titelz" next rp I expect him to tall us, "All our base are belong to Darkside." Then KD makes the comment about Parker, don't take it too personal Parker, it's obviously apart of KD's gimmick that he's Delusional, most of the darkside suffer from this epidemic. But to put it simple if this is an actual matter, KD sense it was a match for the return of the title, not you being champ then getting beat for it, you don't get a rematch for a while, as you have to build up a win record and have reason to challenge for the title. You got one over me, but thats not enough to rechallenge, specially because djack was named number one contender, so that has to play out first obviously, I hope the idea around here isn't that people get title shots because the champ picks them to fight against, its not the case or atleast i hope not because thats stupid. My understanding is that depending on what youre doing and usually a match you win that you may not realize is important, then the gm will make you the number 1 contender, But I'll just assume it was character development and you the person doesn't actually feel entitled to a rematch just because it was close, the fact was you still lost my friend.

 

Now I'm kind of confused and I'm not sure if the Darkside are collaborating with eachother on there rps, cause the transition to Jookies rp is executed well, unless I read it wrong, then again the Darkside's grammar and all in rps is kind of "eh" so I just might not have got it, I guess it's something though that they write there rps in a way the portrays how we would expect their characters to talk, but in that regard as it makes sense for their gimmicks, it also makes sense that I immediately don't take them serious, Poe wouldn't, nor would I if I met these guys in real life, but as heels thats what they could be going for, so i'm not trying to correct it, just stating my view on it.

 

Blunts and blow jobs and horrible race relations have come to OCW, this show is definitely not shooting for a PG rating, I remember when we were encourage to write how we would expect things to go on a real show that may be televised, unless we're being televised on hbo, I think that idea is out the window, I can't say my language is all that clean in writing but I try to skirt the line with imagery opposed to writing that actions are actually happening on the show, but thats me, take that as you may. Jook must have wrote his rp before the desk sense mentions september to remember but thats not his fault. From my experience Becky means white girl...so i'm guessing that was jooks shot at the man yet again.

 

Common Enemy:

Dylan and Vincent exchange words about me...those hurt my feelings guys...really.

 

JOOK V.S. WAP:

I enjoyed playing this match, Jook played pretty fair, and there was nothing of worth pointing out as a problem, I couldn't fucking hit my finisher though, there was a hint of lag that kept me from hitting a front sig or finisher without me fearing that it would look like I went for it too fast. I know i might get some flak for changing to the corkskrew but my reasoning was that i was informed that the SSSplash is considered a pinning move and doesn't do any damage as a move which cuts back some of my chance on winning a match, or atleast doing the proper damage associated with a finisher. I think we all know I bite a bit from morrison so it was only fitting.

 

Page 2:

Dane's Rp:

Dane and his assistant talk, Dane tries to buy love, He fails, His lockroom is trashed and he jokes on his lack of chivalry, I teehee'd, hostile has shit on his floor...Such childish pranks their feud continues unnoticably considering neither of them are getting matches, maybe they will take advantage of the open call this week, so we aren't missing matches again, Damn you page 2. Not a bad rp all and all though. Dane's a little squeamish though, it's funny considering he makes all the rest of us sick on a daily basis.

 

Speaking of sick...

Valmont, Aries, Trevor:

Valmont the Virus comes to the ring mouthing off, Blah blah blah, I'm a thief but someones a better thief and I know who it is blah blah blah, Italian Job...now thats a movie, that a movie about theft i enjoy, this is kind of boring though, like Pierce Brosnan in the Thomas Crown Affair, but hey it's effory and I appreciate it, it gets a little better when it turns into a dialogue between Aries, trevor and valmont but this is a long rp, with a bunch of over serious people. I didn't see a "Wot" one time and Aries talked alot, If I was him there should be plenty of segments where he utilized his "Wot" with the crowd when he spoke like Stone cold and "What" He might have done it in the past, I don't remember, and it might be biting from the E, but it's trademark, trademark thats part comic relief part recognizable goes a long way with people having to read a huge wall of text. but like I said i appreciate a developing story and effort. I think Aries should get a different name for the G2S though, something of his own, thats just me though.

 

D.A.:

I actually like what D.Arnaud is doing everyweek, trying to sell himself as a wrestler, maybe with these new guys popping up he can develop something with them.

 

Page 3:

 

Hostile Makeover: haha I just came up with that one...Fuck you it's funny to me. This is a good Rp on Hostile part, but he's coming off as face, and with the hostile takeover gimmick, i'm not much buying it. I know obviously dane can't be a face in the matter, no one likes him, but Hostile's reasoning behind wanting to kick his face in isn't what I would expect, doesn't make it wrong, just not resonating with me, Hostile hit me up on aim if you want to hear my opinion further, if not i can respect that too.

 

Fausto Fears Parker!

D.Jones vs. Parker stevens:

Parkers Attire is better this week, I actually like the new facepaint, very crow like but not necessarily identical or banal. I mark the fuck out for D.Jones new intro music, fits his intro and gimmick perfectly, and I mark that he's man enough to utilize the Goldust intro, it works great... too bad i doubt he has a chance in this match....this match is actually pretty straight forward and to the point til the end...poor kid.

 

Page 4:

Talk Shit, get hit with cell phone multiple times, lesson learned I hope...Someone Find a cure for my life please.

 

Smythe VS Valmont:

Really mad at this match, I really wanted to see how valmont stacked up against smythe, I'm all for story, but this was disappointing honestly....two matches on the show...damn, welp onto the next right?

[Parker]

The trunks were a one off thing man..haha..back to jean shorts I went :)

And I have 2 set facepaint styles which I use, the Darth Maul one and the one you saw this week, where it looks like my eyes and the sides of my mouth are 'bleeding'....it looks pretty morbid..I love it.

 

The Corkscrew splash looks good on you, as since you came off the roids it fits you, the sssplash is good for a normal move, but it was weak ass and lame for a finisher [ask Matt Spears..who is that you say?.....EXACTLY :p]..and will tide you over til you can get the starship pain in 2011.

 

I was also dissapointed in the non ME..I was looking forward to Smythe vs Valmont also.

[Michael Morrison]

Smythe's been making a habit of ducking matches... and tournaments. Interesting.

 

Anyways, I made fun of Parker's plum smuggler undies, but in hindsight, I told him if it makes him happy, he should rock the underoos. If he keeps throwing his opponents the beatings of their lives, he could wear thongs and no one could say shit, really. He could even go with a new gimmick... like Ravishing Macho Mojo Parker Stevens.... Rude.

[Smythe D. Wonder]

How are you guys upset about the ME... it just saved us all some time... Valmont has NEVER beaten me... do you really think any of that is gonna change???

 

really tho... I had a week from hell releasing a new mixtape and we picked a time to do the amtch and Valmont couldn't make the match time... it was balls... I'll beat VAlmont for this weeks show if it makes you all feel better...

 

with the Darkside RP's putting them back to back was kida half assed... KD's could have gne later... and I was never really into the "stoner" rp's but we've been treated to them for years so I guess it's ok... we have to work on that x rated content tho.. lol

 

lack of matches kinda sucked... think we can start booking more than 4 matches per show now...

[Vincent Valmont]

How are you guys upset about the ME... it just saved us all some time... Valmont has NEVER beaten me... do you really think any of that is gonna change???

 

really tho... I had a week from hell releasing a new mixtape and we picked a time to do the amtch and Valmont couldn't make the match time... it was balls... I'll beat VAlmont for this weeks show if it makes you all feel better...

 

with the Darkside RP's putting them back to back was kida half assed... KD's could have gne later... and I was never really into the "stoner" rp's but we've been treated to them for years so I guess it's ok... we have to work on that x rated content tho.. lol

 

lack of matches kinda sucked... think we can start booking more than 4 matches per show now...

 

If you really want me to I'll play against you any day of the week, pretty much like I was all last week available to do the match. People seen me around, shared conversations with too. You made a time where i couldn't have made it and only convenient for you. I was around plenty else though.

 

and if you really want to I'll be more than happy to knock you, and anyone else off their ego trips around here. I have done it to others, and I will do it if necessary. History is history it don't predict the future just tips the odds, but all that history of matches comes with experience, and an understanding. You won't be any different.... I'm not scared to go up against anyone, and that's it.

 

Everyone really should be on point with discussion for riot. another thing overshadowing the actual show. with this nonsense.

[Mayhem]

and if you really want to I'll be more than happy to knock you, and anyone else off their ego trips around here. I have done it to others, and I will do it if necessary.

 

 

Everyone really should be on point with discussion for riot. another thing overshadowing the actual show. with this nonsense.

 

 

Kinda like how I knocked you off you ego block at Lution and you decided to try and trash talk the match when i just owned you, not like we where trying to have a fixed ME to build storyline.

 

When you finally start mixing in to the title picture, i'll happly give you a refresher course on that ass whipping.

 

Also everyone in OCW has some ego, i don't care who you are. It's just how OCW is. You can't be a puss and try to play here, it's a fact, has been for years. OCW is no place for the weak.

 

and for being on point with Riot, this show was lacking, Me and Smythe had some complications in communication on the fued but that's ok.

 

 

 

 

 

 

My thoughts on the ME is this. A loss to eather of these two would hurt.

 

Valmont is trying to get back to the ME to try and kick my ass but Mayhem really doesnt have a interest because after Summercide Smythe revealing that it was Leon who ran him down not Valmont, and Valmont was just the patsy.

 

yet Valmont being the jackal that he is took claim and imbraced it knowing Mayhem's blood thirst for vengance would bring him right to the top of the bulls eye for a title shot.

 

So with the misdirection gone, Valmont would have needed the win to get back to the Big 5, But a loss would have eather pushed down on the ladder or left him where his rank is.

 

For Smythe to lose would have made him look like a weak #1 contender, him winning would have just been another notch on the belt and nothing more.

 

Yet also to avoid something happening where another indavidual gets pushed into the title picture and in reality makes schedualing a lot more complicated.

 

 

So I fully understand why the ME was done the way that it was.

 

 

other than all the ME buzz next weeks RIOT should be better.

[Trevor McManus]

Valmont is trying to get back to the ME to try and kick my ass but Mayhem really doesnt have a interest because after Summercide Smythe revealing that it was Leon who ran him down not Valmont, and Valmont was just the patsy.

 

yet Valmont being the jackal that he is took claim and imbraced it knowing Mayhem's blood thirst for vengance would bring him right to the top of the bulls eye for a title shot.

 

What the hell was the point in revealing that might I ask? Surely it should have been saved for a storyline that involved Leon in ANY way shape or form?

[Wesley Adams Poe]

I don't understand how the ME bickering over why a match didn't get done qualifies as show discussion and "buzz" when you guys haven't mentioned a damn thing else about the show, about the other members of the Darkside, who actually wrote rps, about Dane and Hostile, about whats actually going on with Valmont Trevor and Aries. As far as I see it, the ME didn't do shit this week, and you can say, "oooh theres that video with Smythe coming to the ring and Valmont being attacked." but apparently from the previous comments that wasn't a story driven occurence it was a "oh shit we didn't get our match done because we were both dicking around with other stuff." And Mayhem wasn't even on the show in any way, shape or form, considering it's only one show a week, and we had an extended week to work this week, I'm not sure how that all pans out for the ME, they should be on every show in some form, with actually good content.

 

Oh and Yes everyone here should have confidence, but that is alot different from being the egotistical bastards alot of you are now and thats outside of your heel driven characters.So don't try to excuse peoples shitty behaviour out on the boards as a "oh well everyones doing it. That makes it right." Cause thats not the case at all, Plenty of people were/are successful here being confident but not egotistical, I'll spare you the naming of them cause we all already know who they are, and who they aren't

 

And I don't think there should be more than four matches considering two matches this week didn't get done, Sensation opening the card to people who submit something is fine, which he did, but if people can't get there matches done the solution isn't oh lets book a ton of matches in hope that we have enough people actually do what they're supposed to, to cover up the fact other people aren't.

 

The point is, get off your own dick please, the only one that has an excuse for it is Baxter, and it really kills everything else we have going on here at ocw.

[Trevor McManus]

I'm assuming it's not me you meant to quote.