Stacy Clark Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 'We have just recieved news from Parker's personal doctor, Dr.H.Quinn that OCW superstar Parker Stevens has suffered some nasty injuries at the hands of DJackson and the returning Chris Baxter...the official injuries sustained by Parker are 3 cracked ribs and a ruptured testicle. These injuries are due to keep Parker out of action for roughly 3 weeks- We managed to grab a quick statement from a very agitated and uncomfortable Parker- 'Who grabs a testicle? SERIOUSLY??? What kind of man grabs another man by cohones? He grabbed me and I just felt a 'pop'...that's so wrong... I'm all for kicking people in the nuts..but to phsycally put your hands on another mans population pods..you gotta be atleast half queer... And Baxter...oh Baxter....set your stopwatch..plunder and pillage all you want...you got 3 weeks..then you'll be begging me for the sweet release of Davey Jones' locker. The one good thing to come from this stupid injury,is that as compensation for the discomfort it has caused....Mr.Sensation has kindly let me GM Riot this week from my hospital bed....your all f**#ed...now get the hell outta here!!!'
Leon Valentine Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 What was Sensation thinking? Your all fucked now!
Useless Dane Xavier Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Aaaaha, Parker busted a nut! http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/jlethridge1/DaneCard.jpg http://wrestlinglol.com/photos/14n34sp.gif
Chris Baxter Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 cue me vs the darkside in a 3:1 handicapt no dq/no countout match in 3....2....1 ᛨ ꖾᚣᛠᛊ ᚴᛜᏌ ᛕᚣᛢᛢ
Chris Baxter Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 guess parker is truely part of busted nut inc now ᛨ ꖾᚣᛠᛊ ᚴᛜᏌ ᛕᚣᛢᛢ
K.Dangelo Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Bax you really don't want or need that THE ALPHA ! Dorien Arnaud :1x Ambition Champion, 1x hardcore champion Kat : 1x BombShell Queen K.Dangelo : 1 TV champion 2x Hardcore Champion 1X North American Champion 2x Tag Team Champion, 1x Pride champion Espado : 1x Light Heavy Champion
Chris Baxter Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 i dont doubt i could beat you or jookie .. just smythe is the one that worries me ᛨ ꖾᚣᛠᛊ ᚴᛜᏌ ᛕᚣᛢᛢ
K.Dangelo Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Glad you think that you are now a deadman THE ALPHA ! Dorien Arnaud :1x Ambition Champion, 1x hardcore champion Kat : 1x BombShell Queen K.Dangelo : 1 TV champion 2x Hardcore Champion 1X North American Champion 2x Tag Team Champion, 1x Pride champion Espado : 1x Light Heavy Champion
Jacob Trance Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Shame, he's far superior at the game than you KD.
K.Dangelo Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Trance are you stalking me,1st the shoutbox now here! D.Jones call the cops back got another sicko here THE ALPHA ! Dorien Arnaud :1x Ambition Champion, 1x hardcore champion Kat : 1x BombShell Queen K.Dangelo : 1 TV champion 2x Hardcore Champion 1X North American Champion 2x Tag Team Champion, 1x Pride champion Espado : 1x Light Heavy Champion
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