Cort Marshall

Bout time! Had to remind myself these weren't for this season...

Can't wait for SGI Indigo Quartz

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TURMOIL 214 NOTES: IS BAM MARGERA DEAD? - Sparks does the usual rookie promo. Decent writing, but nothing we’ve seen before. I’d say play up the “handsome” angle and brag about how good you look, as well as telling opponents “not the face!” - Had to google what a “tannoy” was. Bloody foreigners. - This is the second person Wrex has put in a box. Awesome heel work as usual, best story going on turmoil IMO - Nomad makes a statement, albeit the same statement most legend promos do. KIDS THESE DAYS, DAMMIT, GET OFF MY LAWN. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE. Not like I disagree on the PC stuff, but is OCW really PG enough to warrant these kinds of promos? If the current era is sanitized compared to what came before, I can only imagine what concerned moms thought about it back then. - Valkyrie finally gets an opponent that doesn’t want to mortally injure her. - Capo is hilarious, he just reminds me of that SOMEBODY TOUCH MA SPAGGETT meme. Can work well as heel or face, cause you just gotta turn up the arrogance to switch from one to the other. Quartz and him both get along despite Capo being maybe face… peas of a pod drink together? - Alright, this one with Nomad and CQC is definitely better. Laughed at the “dick in mouth” line. Surprised he didn’t clobber the annoying bastards, but I suppose that’s coming up! - Valk sorta heels out on Moore by kicking her ass offstage to redo her entrance. Big timed. - Jackman continues being a socially awkward weirdo, even in comparison to Flojo. Loved the Magnum PI joke. I feel like Code would definitely get voted “most likely to shoot up a school” in an OCW survey. - HUSTLE PARTICLES are polluting the atmosphere, don’tchya know. More serious promo from Drago than usual… at least after the goat part. - I almost want to boo Terra because UGH HIPPIES but she’s too nice. Remember kids, we’re all fucked anyway because the majority of pollution comes from businesses, but recycling helps you get karma points for New Game Plus. - Good match between Nomad and Rust. Rust had some bad reversal choices and unfortunate whiffs in the beginning but caught up and nearly won if Nomad hadn’t reversed his finisher and replied with his own. One moonwalk by Nomad and boy did they both like to use kendo sticks, but good overall. - Jehst must have been hungry writing this promo. Them George R.R. Martin/Brian Jacques food descriptions. Oh, and did anyone else assume the worst when Archer came and grabbed Elsa? I hope it's nothing... under the table... if you know what I mean. - Lee puts us over. Thank you baybee! - CYKA BLYAT ADIDAS MATCHKA. Or something. - Big main event, with a similar story to last time except the comeback isn’t as pronounced and Drago manages a win after double Adidas Adjustments. Good match, didn’t blow my mind but the best part was definitely the start with all the lockups, then Aries taunting and getting bopped in the nose for it. Felt like a real match for a sec. Wish you could choose to do lockups later in a match, or a test of strength or something.

I hope you can be a fat guy riding a donkey like you could in RDR 1.

NOTE BEGIN: THE GLORY OF FIGHT MANY WINNINGS RECEIVE YOU - Riot begins with a suicide attempt by Lotus to prove she’s not a coward! Point proven I guess but you also just proved that you’re not very smart, potentially injuring yourself before a PPV. Cactus Jackie? Also, proofread. - Dillinger is gonna get what’s coming to him. Cort fans are rabid, low IQ and in possession of MANY firearms. - Good teaser for Devil's Night, though it could maybe lose the ASMR anime wet noises. OCW Tentacle Tension! - Everett is ready for action! Sorta! I like the continuing discourse about shoes. Consistent stuff from rookies, this is how you get noticed! Just remember, Jay turns on everyone eventually. :eek: - Minio and Cobra have beef, and I’m not just talking about AC’s belly. Great stuff as expected from Minio, who always has something to prove. But can he prove it tonight? - Ryu just burying H2O. It’s okay, brother. He's just mad because you have nice tights and he's wearing a robe from a high school Christmas play. - Tayy’s hit HARD TIMES, baby! The music industry is full of bad mothas out there to steal your money. We hope he’ll be able to come back and fight the powah. - Banned from Riot? Why, I haven’t seen General Managership this incompetent since that STOOGE Jack Tunney! Surprisingly good put-down by Valk when she tells Heather she looks like she never learned how to read. OCW gives EVERYONE an attitude! - What IS the “Trill” in "Trill Trash Trademark" anyway? Just "Thrill" misspelled? The actual definition of trill doesn’t work, so… I dunno. At least they make the belts prestigious! Not as prestigious as AWOL, of course. - Braddock is like paranoid conspiracy theorist Jackmo. Which I assume Jackmo probably already is, he’s just got too much bravado to care if the CIA sees him naked. I like this kind of Mankind confused hobo angle. Will his plight garner sympathy, or will his unstable nature lead to suffering for his opponents? Who knows! - This doctor should really be carrying a gun. Or a frying pan, or something. Dr. Larry’s got some balls… not sure he can help Heather, but at least he’s trying! So with Quartz, Heather and now Braddock, we have at least 3 crazies across both brands. - Mistico isn’t fazed by the attack, as he’s confident in his ability to win matches regardless of fuckery. We wish him luck, as this is the land of fuckery. - TTT’s theme really reminds me of a song in NFS Most Wanted, but I’m not sure which one. - P3 ruin Quartz’s birthday! No matter what you think of a man, that’s an awful thing to do. Truly the depths of villainy. But it was very funny, so it’s fine. - Bobby Man Ee Oh’s theme is legendary and it synchs really well with the ent. He also knows Force Push? Noticed a couple times they reset when they didn’t have to. Cobra gets him debuffed but them just does a ground move… that coulda saved you, sir. AC can’t catch a break as he enziguiris a ref and eats shit.Blue Thunder Bomb is one of my favorite moves. That big drop into the wake up cutter was awesome! Powerbomb on a railing, ouch. And it ends with the same “miss clothesline into finisher” that I’m so famous for. Hell, maybe it was even the same clothesline! Nasty loss for Cobra, but it helps establish that Minio ain’t a pushover just yet, and it’ll be a good lesson on why we take advantage of heavy reversals like rabid dogs. Cause if you don’t, you just fucked yourself big time. - Postmatch promo is great, Minio seeming a little desperate to capture some glory. It’s funny but also a little melancholy. Also, he’s waterboarded an employee with piss. I’m not so sure he DOES have their backs. - HON HON HEE HEE - I’m not sure what to say about P3’s segment, it’s got too many things to unpack. It’s like a Tim and Eric skit. The Rust/Quartz parodies are pretty great, it seems this TTT/P3 feud is one that will be waged mostly in parodies. But… action is coming. - H20’s ent lighting is amazing... but he denies the handshake! What a heel! You’re not not Canadian anymore! - H20 seems to be a step ahead until interference by Kassidy Hayes turns the tide! Spider mounts a comeback and the increasingly-frustrated non-Canadian takes an embarrassing loss, eating mat after missing a springboard and getting khalassed for his troubles. Oh well. He has nice pants. - Real Osaka Scarlet Illuminati Ryu Matsuspider closes the show by telling everyone they suck and that TTT are on top of the world! The world, I don’t know, but certainly on top of Riot, it seems...

For what purpose? Was he a STUNT GRANNY!?

213 Notes: "WHO BETTAH THAN KANYON" Edition! - Moore is a weirdo and Flojo is trying to help Nick get some you-know-what. Yeah, don’t think so honey. Elsa has entered a division with a high crazy counter. - I’m imagining Austin in a big plexiglass box, kinda like an elimination chamber pod. Is that accurate? - Jehst reunites with his old tag partner, parenthesis scumbag laugh end parenthesis! They’re still friends but it looks like they won’t be back to teaming up quite yet. I like the differences in character as Jehst doesn’t toast exactly what capo does. Seeds for the future? Who knows! - Valk, like Quartz, is very easy to promo with. - Mistico with a white meat babyface promo, a quick segment. Not sure why the talking is in quotes. - Flojo just can’t catch a break. But can she catch these hands from Dragana? Find out next time on Dragon Ball ZEE! I gotta say I’m impressed with Flojo’s promos this year, wasn’t so long ago we were all like hey guy... DO WORDS! Johnny really is just a yappy dog, isn’t he? - “Pop quiz, what do a Horse and a Dragon have in common?... They both want to smash a light bulb.” … He really IS Lawler! - Mistico has a great entrance gimmick now. And Tiny Vampiro loses it after the match, going to town with a kendo! How will the story unfold from here? - You know, the environment is important and animal cruelty is bad… but you’ll never stop me from enjoying a juicy hamburger. That’s the catch-22 of the first world. But here comes who other than Heather Angelo to arouse and frighten at the same time? This greenpeace lady better be careful, OCW is full of carnivores! And this one apparently eats *COUGH*. - Jesus, poor Jackman got sheer fart attacked. Maybe shouldn’t a kicked out so many times but I know how it feels. - RPOTN so far with Aries and Scumciety. Love the details in how he’s out of step, builds sympathy and makes you wanna see him do well in his upcoming match. And of course Scumciety have no respect for a legend! Most would have run their mouths and got into trouble, but Aries doesn’t want none. A polite character in OCW? What? I definitely laughed at the “like a white woman in an alley" line. - Watched all the matches in the stream, only ones that really stood out to me were the end of Flojo/Elsa, this match, and the main. Wrex vs Bray told a great story, with Wrex coming back for revenge after the tag loss. He gains the early lead on Bray and extends it to the point where you don’t think Bray could come back, but he does, and hits his finish! Which Wrex kicks out of. The anime prince’s dreams are crushed as Wrex lays him out for the 3, but he was the first one to hit a fin so it’s not like he looks bad or anything. Wrex just has that unbreakably thick skull. Because his brain is tiny. - B17 is not good at dealing with moral quandaries, apparently. - Jackmo continues his very specific brand of no-breaks-on-this-train shenanigans. What is it with wrestling and midgets? Like Minio I can’t decide whether I want to cheer him for being funny or boo him for being that guy at a party who gets sloshed and decides to show off his strength by throwing a CRT TV out a window and onto someone’s car. - Valk plays like AJ Styles I see. - Main event was also a good match, with Aries starting off constantly behind on revs and getting methodically bing bong boned by Jackson, until mounting a late match comeback for the win. Unlike Wrex, Jackmo doesn’t kick out. Good match to return with! I really like Aries’ look, a bit like HBK mixed with (this is gonna sound weird) skinny Haku. Felt longer than it was, which is good! - Scumciety continue their dominance over Turmoil with a disgusting attack! Just like CQC in TTT, they’re really coming into their own. I like that they’re using “we’re the new guys” as heel heat too, instead of the other way around, which is more common here. Interested to see how this goes.

Call me Canada post cause I'm late and my package is vaguely damp! - Start with a Valk/Heather/Bertha segment, which is pretty good but a bit confusing. 1, Heather’s voice is said to be on the intercom but then they’re face to face, and the match apparently starts as the first RP but then it’s the main event? Do they stand there the whole 2 hrs? - Telos does not like to get Billy Idol Crank Called. But who’s calling him? They mentioned something about religion… is the absolute rookie unit gonna get drafted into sackianity? - Tony Atlas’s favorite segment as Uncrowned discuss whether Everett’s decision to go shoeless is a good plan or a bad plan. It’s certainly unique and helps him stand out, at least. Very good white meat babyface stuff here, as they wish they could have saved their opponent from his beatdown by EL SHADOWMAN. Dunno why it’s in italics but it’s good regardless. - Foreign words in scrabble is cheating, you fucking pourquoi. - Good bantz between TTT members - Did P3 just kill someone on TV? Is that a limo I hear exploding? - Kass giving Nomad a good verbal drubbing, but he better be careful. If movies and tv have taught me anything, bikers are either kindly gay men or hyper violent and insane. Or, they’re Nick Cage. You don’t wanna get your ass beat by Nick Cage, do you? - Self deprecation by Cobra, quite funny. Turns out he wasn’t BSing about no flake 2019! Also been doing good in matches, so we’ll see how it goes for him. - Minio does such a great job toeing the line between lovable shit-talking face and annoying, sleazy bro twat. You end up liking him despite yourself. This is how you keep relevant regardless of W/L; act like you’re the center of the universe and prove it to an extent. - Great promo from Rust, selling how they beat… me… up. But also how I won a title, so eat it, fronchie! The fans love me! I like the usage of french in promos, everyone hates the french by default apparently, at least according to wrestling. They also beat up another impostor. God, I wonder what impostor Cort would look like. Love that they’re all over the show, very effective heels and making them look like a big deal. Shame the tag division was so barren when we were actually feuding. - Like Quartz said, he did all the video stuff, I just told him the idea and he did it in like a day. Good shit, glad everyone liked it. - H2O living out his dream as Bret El Hitmang Hart, placing his glasses on a child and cheating on his wife. I wonder when H2O will start calling all-time greats 4/10 on podcasts. - Iconic ending segment, timeline logic of the beginning excepted. The fans have had enough of this bullshit and go full WCW on ‘em! The people’s not quite champ!

- Austin Lee on commentary! Will they kill him by the end of the episode? - Mistico’s finisher looks hella OVW rookie. - Bingo is the only white dude in the Community now. Like Owen in the nation. - Great RP from the Nation of Consensual Domination, does a good job at showing each member’s personality with their banter. - Blain with a promo that’s not quite face and not quite heel, saying she’s tired of cute girls getting all the marketing despite her skills. Tell 'em! Unfortunately her solution is to enjoy hurting people, so YMMV. - Wrex stopped on your head eh, Jackman? Note to people who ain’t that great at writing, this is all you honestly gotta do. Be there. Do something. Doesn’t have to be a multi-act rock opera. - Catfight! Almost. Ashley Moore still here existing and taking selfies. Feel like this gimmick could go further. - I love the contrast between blacksmith’s standard rassling buttrock ent theme (granted it's very good buttrock) and that big dumb fuckin mask - Betamax looks like what Bray should look like. Though with that theme he really should be sami zayn strutting to the ring, it’s too fast-paced and catchy to just slowly walk to. - “Valk is fighting for a cure for autism.” I laughed, but realistically the first person she’d use that cure on is probably Flojo, soooooooOOOO. The interplay between Fem Drago and NotTheGuyFromTMNT is good as usual. - Shame the album name wasn’t a pun. Like… Breizee Summer. A Trick of the Tayyl. Also fuck his name my mind recoils in disgust when I have to spell it. - That is MAHOGANY! - Archer getting that heel heat. I want Jehst to go Gargano on him and cripple him so hard one of Trance’s other alts feels it. - Interesting debut promo for Captain Planet, not sure if a rookie or an alt but overall well-written. Possibly a bit too on the nose as a graceful hippy nature spirit but at the very least it’ll give great move names. Yeah bitch you just got A KISS FROM A ROSE. Got hit by a branch… of the UGLY TREE. Looks like your ass… is GRASS! - Rag, nice to see you again but please my cracker. Use commas. - Nice production value on that Aries vignette, not enough of an OCW history book to have seen a promo or match of his, but hey. - Trance assures us that this is where the big (cruiserweight) boys play. Good energy from Jackson even if he doesn’t know what “elude” means. - B17’s entrance is so well-timed to his Hasselhoff song that I almost forget how offputting he looks. Popped for the backside… of his shirt. I actually watched the tag match! - Damn Jay got mulched at the start. Good job by Bray keeping the camera on the outside akshon. - World’s longest airplane spin. Gotta say I like Bray’s moveset… though that one is… egregiously annoying. Like B’s lazy ass “eh, i hitchu” clotheslines. - Loved Jay just turning around and coldcocking B17. Bet other Jay popped for that. - That slide move is P cool. - Nice catch by Bray into the Power Bottom and that’s it. Didn’t expect Scumbellina to get beaten that decisively, but OCW is full of surprises! Like when Other Jay types a sentence that’s 100% correct English. - Good way to get their heat back by abusing poor retired Jerry The # Lawler! Wrex does have an excuse because of the Kumite, too. I heard some whining about the length of this show, and yeah, I guess some people are more MIA than they should be. But on the other hand, the content here is quality. A debut, a tease of a return, and very solid work from B17’s Twink Nation and Scumscarcity.

RIOT NOTES: I AM PREGNANT WITH FART - Uncrowned might be a heelish name but they’re pure face with this promo. Good stuff. Let’s see what kind of spice they can add to the division. -Tayy and Aisu prepare for their tag match, and none other than the only Dennis to ever exist in OCW. Seems he’s got legal protection. Ugh. Lawyers. - And the mystery Dillinger protege reveals himself, giving Tayy a brutal beatdown. Great way to reveal him, but, uh, I hope that’s a temp costume to hide his true identity. He looks... a little... goofy. Like a fat biker with a knockoff Deathstroke mask. - Loki doing a high spot. Quite funny, reminds me of Norman Smiley. The hockey gear he comes out with is also reminiscent. - Hilarious promo from NO FLAKE NO CARDIO AC Cobra and Telos. Today he learns that xbox live trash talk doesn’t translate well to real life. - Good stuff from Valk and Karissa; more straight babyface fire from Valk, whereas Karissa counters with the valid response of “oi m8 ill sock u one in the mouth” - TTT are already annoying. Mishun Comprete! - MJF has a great promo here, just demolishing the interviewer with sheer arrogance… then stepping into the back of an uber. I like to imagine it’s some clapped-out 80’s Chrysler. Also is that finisher a reference to the band? Didn’t know he was into psych rock. - Valk can’t catch a break. These disgusting religious zealots harass her at every turn! They’re at least half as bad as regular Jehovah’s Witnesses! (Insert laugh track here) - Fantastique RP by Minio as usual, a complete wreck after his party time. Last Call Scott Hall gimmick in the makings? Who’s our Kevin Nash? Popped for “Half Mast University.” - P3 RP exceeded expectations on an already stacked show. Laughed out loud at the repeated sentons and Wrex’s anger being beaten out by confusion. It’s hard to get comedic timing down in text, but I could see everything in my head, especially Wrex falling through the set. My sole worry is that this TTT vs. P3 feud seems to be between two… weird… factions. Two dominant competitors who are also super silly in a super DUPER silly tag team, getting NWO’d by three heels and one Ryu Matsumoto, who’s a full 6 degrees less evil than Kass. The dynamic is odd because Kass is basically ministry taker, whereas Ryu is comedy run Booker and then you add the New Age Outlaws and… it’s weird. Kass seems unfitting here and it brings the menace of Kasstianity down. I like my main event feuds to be serious. But, it was still funny. - See my point with the van and carrot thing? Like they just committed big heel shit by attacking and branding P3, but then Ryu makes a comedic analogy about carrots and van grilles and… it comes off strange. - DOCTOR DOCTOR, Heather is cray cray. Good RP, getting over her dark side and sadistic tendencies. My kind of woman is the one who might be a murderer. - I imagine Dillinger laughing like Ted Dibiase. - Quartz looks a bit like Jim Neidhart now. Just, you know, not fat and on coke. I like the look better than the quiet but extremely jacked elevator creepist. - Good stuff from Quartz, becoming maybe the best moment of the night as he pulls the ol’ DX fighting a midget Bret Hart schtick--complete with OCW’s very own Rob Van Hart, H2O! Or a very skinny lesbian dressed as H2O. CLASSIC HEEL HEAT. Though I must say it ain’t that much of a brag to be dominant over a tag division of 2 whole other people. Lessee how you do against P3 and Uncrowned. - Nice to see Blacksmith here; more of a face promo than last time, though he still promises to bring darkness. I like the way he talks about how he thought he was good before he joined but got a wake-up call--it puts over OCW as being where the big boys play without making him look weak. Talk up your opponent and you won’t look bad when they beat you. The horsehead is a good way to get noticed, lotta things you could do with that. Build it up like it’s a big deal when he reveal what it’s for, then one day he takes it off during his ent to reveal brass knuckles taped inside and socks a guy. Better english this time, too. Steel shows up to do nothing, but perhaps this starts a feud. - My match:

NOTES! - New OCW talk show? With actual handlers instead of NPC Stacy Clarke? Me like. Make sure to add a conveniently-placed glass window… Hilarious RP. Especially the gorilla bit, which is funny without knowing the reference. - Lucas Crowe becomes Bikertaker. Don’t know much about this guy (sue me) but all these jabs at the new guard... gonna be a running theme this PPV. - I get it now. Quartz is an evangelion mark. That explains everything. - Nice detail with the “supposedly backstage” joke in the Ryu/Kass RP. Sometimes it does feel like OCW arenas make use of impossible space. Real men are into nipple play though. - “Feral crumbsnatchers” is a great way to describe kids. I don’t like kids. They’re sticky. Valk tries her best as usual, though I must argue with her being supposedly the only family friendly star in OCW… Ricky’s a nice normal guy! Just don’t try his moves at home. H2O is RVD minus the weed so he’s fine for the kids. And Cort is just the best role model you could ever ask for. - Damian turns face by getting cheeto dust on Dillinger’s suit. - Flojo with the reference to the OUTLANDS. It’s true. If you join a new fed and the first thing you say is “X fed held me down,” you’re probably trash. And not the OCW kind of trash. Good promo overall, a definite step up for Flojo. “Demented albino autistic ape” is hilarious, and the comment about Kass wanting to fuck himself is quite… accurate. - Fiery… babyface promo from Harvey, even though everyone boos him. It's ok, they just hate us (non) Canadians. Needs a last run through the proofread-o-matic though. - Michael J. Fox is coming to OCW! Cool! - Watched a bit of the H2O/Nomad match. All I gotta say is that someone calla doctor, because H2O has whiff-itis. Nice attire though. - If Quartz has a third personality named “Intell,” does that mean he has… - Ain’t gonna say shit about our match but I love the way their tron shatters to reveal the ent. Okay maybe I will say one thing about the match. If a man is in the middle of a cool move at least let it happen. - Popped for “you were doing what with kids?” I do feel like Dillinger should have had more of a run against Tayy, as owning someone’s merch rights and stuff and taking money they earn is a real great heel gimmick. If you extend it quite a while then the final payoff will be as juicy as a splooge at the end of no nut november. Having him get his dues this early will just make us feel bad, as he's effectively had a heel run on Tayy for like one promo. - Capo looking completely different for the 3rd time, and a voiced promo! Advice for next time: voice volume up, gain down, crowd noise up. His written promo comes off much better than the Jay read one as it simulates the crowd being into it, Jay’s needs some pauses for reactions and intensity. Oh and another promo talking shit about the new kids on the block. Grizzled young vet over here. - Wrex in the Kumite: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2-7AdSkZA7I/RqpN8Z2bhKI/AAAAAAAAJWE/YHKmXtThXxw/s400/TankAbbott-wcw.jpg - Nice little segment with Aerith and Dragana ahead of their title match. Maybe going to a haunted house is a bad idea if your first reaction to being scared is to try and break their back. Just sayin'. - TTT’s theme is fucking dope, Kass has a great attire and Ryu is wearing a… rug? Dead bear? And P3 have vaporwave eurobeat. Nice. - FUCK THAT GUY IN THE CROWD WHO YELLS “HIGHER," THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE. - Great ents from both teams. P3 are lovably obnoxious. - All this hullabaloo from Quartz about how Inness is face and Isuzu comes back and they join with TTT to make a stable. You sons of guns. Obviously not happy about losing the titles but it makes for a great moment with an all gold faction. - Cum in tea, eh. Only thing better is… urine in beer? No wait that’s just beer. Makes me think about what I said earlier. Like him getting rekt is satisfying and all but he hasn’t really had the time to fully live out his heelish ways. Still great writing and one of many RPs on the show by our favorite fragile madden player. But isn’t that all madden players? - Great RP from Jackson. If I was an OCW fan though I'd be shitting my pants in anger for how long the not!money in the bank has laid dormant. He better cash in on a big moment. - Did Minio take a pill in Ibiza? Or slam the whole bottle? Either way I'm not sure sensation has the funds for this massive bender. I mean I'm typing this on a forum held together by monkey spit and dreams. - Not sure how I feel about Bray’s look being "The Margarine Dream." Good theme at least. He needs to fix his orange face but Ace’s attire looks good. Interesting idea with an unsanctioned title a la the million dollar belt, to hopefully force weird stips on anyone who wants to challenge for it. Like anyone who fights for it has to be in cosplay or something embarrassing. - Great stuff from Jesht and Archer, who as far as I know doesn’t even use a bow. Like I said this is the feud I’m most into right now, the classic piece of shit boss controlling the loveable underdog. One day he’s gonna get an Oscar to the noggin! Like what I said about Dillinger getting his comeuppance, this will be an amazing moment when Archer finally does. I trust Jehst and Yakub Trans to find the right moment to pull the trigger. - Good, threatening promo by Telos. This is how you do a scary rookie promo. Partially because he can back it up, partially because he isn't a satanist like everyone else around here. - Ah, so maybe this is where Dennis' heel run really starts, as the coward "boss" of a monster heel? I still think it'd be better to have run a full thing between Tayy and Dennis, but maybe that can still happen with Dennis using the new guy to get revenge on Tayy. - Good show RP wise; as for matches, well, you know I don't watch those all the time. Kumite was cool. Maybe I’ll watch sometime later but this is long as fuck as-is. I’m dissatisfied with my own promo work this round, was really reaching for ideas. Hard to promo too many times about the same people, haha. Will have something meatier next week.

You should fight Minio. Boob vs Manboob.

Now I like the Vampiro blood gimmick but I must caution you that threatening gimmicks are hard to pull off as a rook unless you put in a lot of work mitigating losses with promos n such. Also there's already an all-caps EVIL in NJPW but YMMV.

Great stuff as usual! Straight up babyface promo that Cornette would be proud of. http://wrestlingnews.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/jim-Cornette...png

See, that's how you do in-jokes. You make it so it works just as good if you don't get the joke... Also I hope this Dillinger guy gets put through a James Hetfield.

Nice. How'd you make them "ghost" like that? Have a tag ent (somehow) use the same angles as a normal ent, overlay and then fade the tag ent out?

Owen Hart approves

Delete smelly weebs

I just wanna say how good Dragana's character is; in the ring she's a deadly force but outside of it she's uncomfortable with everyday stuff just like some of us. Having vulnerabilities or flaws is a big part of a good character; it makes her easy to root for.

Maybe the game you're thinking of is Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game?

New 92? I for one welcome OCW's New Generation. Good stuff Jehstin! I think Jackman and his binary tights are my favorite. Though Cort with a beard/an actual physique looks pretty badass.

Nice to see you finally have a dedicated direction and gimmick, but I'll have to boo you now. On principle.