Eddie Mace

seems a little long but they're mostly short one liners Deano Horse walks into the office of one Jaysin Sensation. Eddie Mace is already present and accounted for, waiting for his two potential opponents to show up. Mace: Nice of you to join us....may we have your....resume...? Deano tosses Mace several pages stapled together. Sensation:Someone was quite the busy body. Deano: Just another day at the office...I better get that damn shot. It was mine in the first place. Mace: That will all depend on the results of the one and only Braddock's scavenger hunt. The door to Sensation's office opens again but in walks Seth Irving instead of the expected guest. Sensation: Ehhh...it's just Seth... Mace: Anyways, like I was saying, it will depend on Braddock's resume ultimately. Irving: Resume? Sensation: Were you not listening to Mace's story Seth? Irving: I was going to the bathroom. Sensation: So you have no frame of reference here...you're like a child, who wanders into a movie, lost- Mace: -Jay what's the point man? Sensation: Fuckin Seth... A knock is heard at the door. All men look up in anticipation. Sensation: Come in Braddock, but please...can we do without the music this time? The door opens as a familiar tune starts to play... [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0RNz6PECoc]YouTube - Sup?[/ame] All four men exchanged disgusted faces. Irving: What the hell man? Sensation: I thought I said no music, Braddock? Where does that even come from anyway? Braddock: What music? ...................The rest of them exchange worried expressions........ Deano: Give 'em your hit list. The Sexcellence doesn't have all day... Braddock hands Mace several laminated pieces of paper. Mace gives them a hesitant look before reading them over and comparing them to Deano's for several minutes... Mace: I don't believe it.... Deano: What?! Mace: You....beat him....you out-pussed Braddock.... Sensation and Irving's jaws drop. Deano: What can I say? I told you....I bring in the bitches...now I get the shot that's rightfully mine in the first place! Deano puts his sunglasses back on and starts to leave when Mace jumps out of his chair Mace: Wait a minute! I asked for pictures! Braddock's list has photos...yours doesn't....hand 'em over! Deano freezes in place as his cocky expression turns to concern....he turns around and reluctantly hands Mace a separate list with pictures. Mace looks over the list. Mace: Let's see...regular chicks yeah...prostitutes! Sonnuva Braddock! Deano: Hey, you never said anything about that...no harm no foul! Sensation: You loop-holing sonnuva bitch... Mace: There's more...ugh..eh...oh god... Mace leans over to the wastebasket next to Jay's desk and vomits into it. Sensation and Irving both snag the photo list out of Mace's hand and promtly begin to join him in puking. Deano: What...hehe...fat, ugly chicks need lovin too right?.....right guys? Mace, Irving, and Sensation all glare at Deano...Deano dawns a look of embarassment. Sensation: *sigh*...Well you get your Pride title shot...but in your case I don't think PRIDE has anything to do with it.... Deano adjusts his glasses and storms out. Jay looks up from reading as Mace and Seth go over other parts of it. Sensation Oh yeah, Bradddock, you can leave now-Braddock?! He's gone! Mace: Did anyone see him leave? Unanimous: No.... Sensation: What the....hmmm.... Mace goes back to reading the list. Mace: Hey it looks like a few of these chicks on Deano's list were worth two. Irving: WHAT THE?! Mace: Oh, shit...nothing...nevermind...nothing at all.

lol rox is a cheap bastard. Good luck cutting the weight we'll see what you can do at lhw. Maybe pick up some hydroxicut?

I dunno...I'll ask her next time I'm at ground zero

I knew bold would like it ;). AA & Karim too but AA can't watch vids atm :(

A thank you in order for Cross with some editing. appreciated

No. I know Braddock's fucked your mom by now actually. Twice.

I hope Braddock fucks your mom

Deano Horse storms into the office of Jaysin Sensation. Sensation looks up with a smile at Deano. Deano can see that none other than Pride Champion Eddie Mace and Seth Irving are sitting off to the side with a smug grin on his face. Deano's fast walking turns into a slow, cautious pace. Sensation: Ahhh, Deano, so great of you to join us. Listen, I know it was short notice, but I'm truly glad you were able to make it. This is very important. Now, any moment now we should- Weird music starts to play and the door to Sensation's office swings open and none other than the man, the myth, the legend, Braddock struts in like he owns the place. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0RNz6PECoc]YouTube - Sup?[/ame] Braddock: ........Sup? Sensation, Deano, Seth, and Mace squint their eyes and exchange weirded out looks. Irving: What the hell? Deano: Did that come from your speakers? Sensation: No I don't have a P.A. system in my office...Well Braddock, since you asked, I will now turn you over to your potential opponent for Chill Faktor, Eddie Mace. Mace will explain the details to you in the hallway. Mace leaves Sensation's office and Braddock follows. Deano stays and stares at Sensation. Seth looks over at Sensation. Irving:Wait...should I go too? Sensation: Life does not start and stop at your convenience, your miserable piece of shit. Irving: Mace, what's up with Jay? Seth follows Mace out the door. Deano: But, but...you saw the fans' decision. You saw the poll! I won. I am getting the title shot. The Sexcellence himself! You heard it as well as I did! Sensation: Indeed. But you see, Aries and Smythe double teamed Mace in their triple threat and finally put him away, which I'm sure you saw...anyways Mace and Seth were ready to murder The Bloodline. Deano: So? Sensation: So I can't have that happening. The law doesn't like it. And my wallet doesn't enjoy losing wrestlers either. So I made Mace a little offer to amuse him and take his mind off of earlier this week. I had to appease my client... Deano: We- Sensation: -Mr. Horse...please...save it. You lose. Good day sir! Deano walks out in the hallway to meet Mace, Irving and Braddock. Mace: So nice of you to join us...listen up. Cause I ain't explaining it twice. Remember the results of the poll? Forget that. Deano, you aren't going to be my opponent...necessarily...my opponent will be the winner of this...contest... Deano and Braddock listen in a silence filled with anticipation. Mace: The person to face me will be whomever can get more pussy between now and the the pay per view. Mace looks back and forth between both men and grins, waiting for either one to react. Deano and Braddock exchange glances and look back at Mace. The silence is broken by the noise of a cute, young cleaning lady opening the door of the broom closet. Braddock looks at Deano, then walks off towards the young woman. Braddock: Sup? Wanna play some spin the bottle? The young woman turns and looks into Braddocks eyes. She grabs his wrist and they both disappear into the broom closet. Mace looks back at Deano with a huge shit-eating grin on his face. Mace:Braddock...you lady killer...well whaddaya waitin for stud? You're a strapping young lad...hop to it cheif. Oh...and bonus points if you f*ck Seth's mom. She counts as two. Irving: Dude! What the hell?! Mace: You know what...pretty much all female members of the Irving family...daily doubles... Deano glares at Mace before leaving down the opposite end of the hallway. Irving shoves Mace and he hits the wall Mace: *laughing* Relax...it's not like they're actually going to... Irving: I hate you.

Do you enjoy it?

Does Birdie wipe your ass?

If I wanted a comeback I'd wipe it off your chin.

better that than trying to shove what's under your dress down his throat

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Spoiler alert: I'm going to win.

Jay's best promos are when I'm in them!

fuckin seth

would ya just take it easy....man?

I've had a busy weekend so I've only watched the first two pages but thus far I like what I see. Kip & I's match was very long, yes, and normally if it goes on for nearly a half hour I'll just say, let's make it shorter whether it's cutting it down or redoing it with the same winner but Kip & I both thought that the fact that he reversed the 1st running boot on tv that I've ever seen & me reversing 5 finishers made it just cause to remain the same. It was not a work. If it was a work it would've been shorter and more showmanistic. The Parker thing I have not watched myself yet but everyone's allowed to post spoilers since we're far enough into discussion...I will say that that sucks but knowing Parker we haven't seen the last of him. At least I hope. Congratulations to Valmont on another hardcore title run. I hear Mania returned. I usually mark for just about everything he does besides be inconsistent which is no fault of his own. Here's hoping he can stay longer this time. Aries & Kip....hopefully I'll be able to join the ballot to run against you two for rook of the year. 3-0 against both of you bitches each! We all feuded together this year over the tag, Pride, & HC belts so here's hoping we're doing the same next year but for the World title. EDIT: Read my rp Braddock...in fact pretty much read all of my rp's from now on.

I'm liking this I-Gen vs Bloodline thing, I can really dig it. I felt bad for Deano having to face Parker though. Sorry Deano. I didn't have faith. I also lol'ed at the little thing Parker did by having the pink background when the "mystery voice" was talking lol. Nice & subtle. Is Seth's nickname purley to spite Mayhem since he returned only to be re-buried by Seth? Don't answer that Seth. I think you know what's coming. All of Aries & I's tv matches have been pretty competitive & fairly long, so I expected the same thing this time around. Always fun to play though. This was also good booking by the GM's since Aries & I were both involved in title matches coming up at the ppv & both are on significant win streaks. I'll let you guys see whose streak ends on Riot though... Also VFM name drops...I don't see the Braddock references stopping either lol

*sigh*...fuckin Seth...

aka the Ryder edition

Good card, tight graphic too...no tag matches though interestingly enough

Sounds like a Val move to me

You're like a little kid, who wanders into a movie, lost...

Seth....please.