Eddie Mace

This aggression will not stand, man.

Yeah shame about that. Do yourselves a favor, WATCH.

Can my prison wife be Stacy Clark?

That's cause you have experience taking it from 3 other men @ a time. Douchebag.

I prefer long hair with some white & orange make-up if we're splitting hairs here.

The primary problem I had with my playstyle was during my early days. Because I was thrust into the feud w/Bold & put into tv matches w/o doing much dm's, I was incredibly noobish & didn't have a sense of showmanship. I was easy to beat & made rookie mistakes but luckily I corrected that fast & started winning w/some style, which I've developed to a much higher degree now & pride myself on it. The controversy you're probably referring to was my lution tag match, for which I recieved a strike. But since then I've developed a much better reputation & have had one for some time, thus I don't know why you had thought that & refused to work with me about 2 months or so ago.

The fuck are we sitting down for? Brunch? Please tell me I'm not going to get the birds & the bees talk from Jay.

I lol'ed at Cooper's rp on page 4 with all the Nash references & the whole replica belt thing. Good luck w/your bonsai tree. Followed by a less hilarious rp from my arch enemy Leon. Bastard.

The only mistake I recall is doing a ground grapple, then another one the next time you were on the ground & you called me on it (1st time I had been called on it as it was early in my career like you said so it was my 1st exposure to that rule). But then after I remember both of us agreeing that we had fun & they were competitive, so it would be nice to see happen on tv. That & why not just tell me you didn't want to fight me because for whatever reason I had rubbed you the wrong way in dm's? instead you said the aforementioned reason about Bold? Also, I had had plenty of fair, fun, exciting, competitive tv matches readily available for viewing pleasure since then, so I guess I still don't understand the beef.

Pull-out, pull-out, pull-out...it's called a condom dude. & to touch on what Kage said about picking & choosing, I don't care that much at this point, especially since he's winding down for the time being OCW career-wise, but it annoyed me when Steve said I had a permanent red flag on me due to being brought in by Bold, which is b.s. You don't have to comment on shows & watch them if you don't want to, but if you want to judge someone, you should at least watch/read what they do so you can judge them on their own terms.

That was exactly what I aim to do when I only get semi-booked from time to time. I still rp of course but I try and find people for impromtu matches or those who aren't feuding who want to work angles. I ended up with a sizeable winning streak & a world title shot; now I'm doing something similar & am in a feud w/kip for the pride title. I'd attribute a lot of what I've done to getting a good amount of W's in addition to the other pieces.

So is a condom.

& in other news Hell had record 15 below zero temperature

Wait till you're 0-3 against me...then see how much you hate me!

Also don't drink jay's kool aid! Mace Shake > Sensational Smoothie

Actually, I would enjoy it if you would send out birthday cards & cigars, thank you.

I'm gonna go with the crowd, drink the kool-aid, and agree that the format, though old school, kinda sucks loading-wise...I mean if it loaded at the same speed then I wouldn't care if it's 1 page or 6. But it's not. Also the show was pretty entertaining this week. Bit too much Leon (jk...kinda) & some normal developments to kick stories along for continuation.

I was your first. Was I gentle?

D-Jack too but that doesn't count since he stalks everyone

I-Gen are bastards. Fuck 'em.

Wesley is to OCW as Michael Vick is to the ASPCA.

Shut the fuck up, Wesley.

Shoulda booked me. I'd have had it in by now.

Watch out for his, "Sup?" pick-up line KD. It's an instant panty-dropper.

Watch out KD. Be prepared to dodge kisses if the bottle lands on you