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Useless Dane Xavier

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  1. Part of my RP was cut off, a piece in the middle. It's a pretty important part too. But this PPV is epic. I'm not going to write a review of this PPV, I'm going to write a biography. Page 2!
  2. Cash Creed eh? Looks like I'll be holding all the gold in no time!
  3. So are you a woman or a man? Because your name is Ashley and you're calling yourself The Wonderwoman, yet you say "I'm just a normal guy" and the thumbnail is of a guy.
  4. can someone just drop a T in the middle of his name already?
  5. Rickroll... why?
  6. u dig?
  7. Now that's how you plug the company without breaking kayfabe! 5 minute radio interviews FTW!
  8. Pixel titties always make me feel good, I don't know about anyone else. /changing the subject.
  9. Valmont, of course you're going to have a high opinion of yourself you bias fuck! When I review shit, do I talk about me? Hell no! That's not fair! Even if I wanted to talk about myself I wouldn't be putting down the other content. That almost makes me not want to put in any work, but instead I'll choose to ignore your storyline. I went for over the top and I achieved it perfectly IMO, without overkilling it and with attention to detail. See the link below, and go to page 5 to see the rest. The commercial there is mediocre compared to what I can do now, but hey, I'm a critic of my own work. http://www.ocwfed.net/recapshow/riot/2010-10-17/4.htm
  10. Niiiiice! You wanted bitches, you got bitches! D-Jack, we meet again!
  11. Dane's Review Tonight's episode: C'mon baby, gimme a quickie! MMM is BACK! Prepare for gold OCW youngins, because that's all you'll see when you read Morrison's Method. Trips makes a great heel, I'd say he's probably the top heel in OCW and highly under rated. Give this man a title shot! The boss is securing the building, but I don't know if your goons could even contain a midget... sorry... little person walking through the door. A very nostalgic RP from Baxter, I'd like to see you do more mate! Parker and Casey Paine! I don't know how I feel about the new look. I need to see you in the ring and give it a chance to grow on me. Also, I can't possibly imagine what you'd want from me... *hides NA title behind back* Trevor/Dorien: who'd you think was gonna win? Trevor's on a roll. Cross is playing being taken to by a rookie quite well, he's the type of cat that can work with anybody. I have a feeling Cody's gonna get his ass whooped eventually and I love the mystery opponent angle for him, great booking. Fausto is hilarious in his RPs. Flame Retardant was just the icing on the cake. Nerdy Irish/Flame Retardant: A rookie hindered Fausto's team against a team whose got a lot of momentum as of late. Entertaining as always from all four men, but you had to figure Fausto was handicapped in this match. KDorien, BUILD A FEUD MAN! You've started pushing something with Baxter but you need to get the ball rolling! Richard Blood is returning! FUCK YEAH! Look out D-Jack, someone's not happy with the state of the EX division. Le'Tuce's awkward humor is fucking priceless. This is becoming a fun feud. Cross/???: Smythe is the mystery opponent and I don't see how anyone could possibly lose this match cleanly. Cody Storm, my favorite rookie so far, interferes and DQ's the match, giving Cross the win. Which means Cross get a contract!! Or does he? Darkside Patio shut down! Sensation coming down hard on Darkness! $50,000! I don't know what they're building toward but it's got my interest! I also like how tonight's events help build the feud, this is what you call SHOW FLOW, or THE FLOW OF THE SHOW. Goooooood shit. Boss comes out to lay down the law and talks some business. I like Jay being around as a character, he's entertaining and helps break monotony. The Order/Darkside: I like the Order, the druid outfits are interesting. The match was pretty one sided though, Crowe is hot and Mayhem is dominant (even though he lost to a LHVY LAWL! /cheap jab) Aries/Baxter: MOTN! I knew this would be a great match and they delivered! Back and forth all over the place. Finishers avoided and reversed. Who cares that it was long, it was entertaining and that give it it's value! Baxter is coming this year! Aries/Valmont skit... and Riot is CANCELLED! Just kidding, but what the fuck? I understand going for shock value, but this was just overkill! Live rape and bank robberies are wayyyy too much on a wrestling show. Also, if we're in Mexico City, why is there a chase scene in Time Square? Attention to detail gentlemen, it's important and adds substance to our product. Likes: Cross/Storm angle is really different from what we're used to seeing on OCW TV. A rookie trying to make a statement against one of OCW's most seasoned vets is a hell of an angle. I also enjoy the Smythe/Sensation angle, boss is more or less throwing his weight around but Smythe probably deserves it. Dislikes: Aries/Valmont took a turn for the worst this week. You guys really need to follow this up right or no one's going to care about your feud. You're killing the World Title scene all over again! /review
  12. Bitches be crazy! I blame the pimp, HE STARTED THIS MESS!
  13. It's under rules and regs.
  14. I'm no suck up! For all you shitheads know, I could be planning on my next ban!
  15. How about you choose a moveset that makes your weight class clear and concise?
  16. I see you're a skimmer... If you had read it right, you'd see that I'm referring to Mayhem here.
  17. I'm having trouble loading some of the videos, they just don't load.
  18. http://i54.tinypic.com/2ci92x2.jpg
  19. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hljKDuw-cxQ/SIueU3ogHaI/AAAAAAAAHdE/fzbovCFVb_E/s00/shockedCat_1.jpg
  20. Yeah, Paint Tool is one of those things you have to be really patient with, I've managed to make a few decent things over the last couple of years, including a Braves logo, a TNA logo, Kevin Nash logo, amongst others.
  21. This is really good, the end transition turned out real well. Whose the jackwad using my jacket, second guy on the vid? Sorry to be a dick, but please remove the jacket, that's copyright boy!
  22. Oh God not THIS again...
  23. I'm going to freeze you with my DLC move!
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