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Jim Black's Impromptu Interview with Devon Flash
Jim Black and Devon Flash are standing around outside of Barclays where tonight’s Turmoil is at. Jim Black: Devon, thank you for taking the time to do this impromptu interview. I’m sure you didn’t have much planned besides viewing tonight’s show. Flash: Jimmy B imma let you slide for going against your better judgment and not starting with a congratulations on my win against Telos and acting like Flash aint a busy man. Jim Black pulls on his collar awkwardly Jim Black: Well that’s my mistake, I might as well give it now as it was a solid win for you as you continue your rookie campaign. Telos is far from an easy opponent and many say he absolutely is the endgame for those who get in the ring with him. Flash gives a fake laugh Flash: Stop glazing that man Jimmy. You think I gave you this time to praise him? You aint so bright my man? Jim rolls his eyes and mutters words under his breath. Jim Black: Right, Right, uh, anyway I’m just gonna pivot the conversation. Last Riot, you not only decided to blow off Stacy Clark but you then interrupted RyVaughn and haven’t given us an explanation for it wh- Flash cuts Jim off Flash: And there goes that ignorance again. The explanation was and is clear. I'm making statements and even though I went out there and said nothing, Ry got my message loud and clear and tonight on Turmoil, I think I just may get the answer I’ve been waiting for. Flash rudely bumps into Jim as he’s leaving. Flash: You might as well join the Flash Mob now Jim, before you’re on the outside looking in.
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The Clark Effect enters the FlashZone
Devon’s theme Song replaces the old music for the Flashzone as the intro is shown. Devon then appears on screen in his living room from his mansion in Bel–Air. Devon Flash: What it do Flash Mob, it’s the man who keeps it grand 25/8, Devon “The Real Deal” Flash, and I come with news that’ll rattle you from yo snooze. Devon Flash: Live in the MSG, on Riot 604, The Clark Effect enters The FlashZone. A generic cheer sounds off That's right, the flashiest rookie in OCW is getting a chance for everyone to see me before I smack the mask off Telos on the next Ambition Devon Flash: You guys are gonna love it, Its finna be bobbleheads, t-shirts, cups, man the whole nine yards. Be sure to tune in all my Flashaholics cuz we’re gonna have a ball. See you all next Riot and as always don’t keep it classy, keep it Flashy!
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Devon Flash Bio
WRESTLER NAME: Devon Flash HOMETOWN: Bel Air, Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'6 WEIGHT: 250 THEME SONG: Imperfect Cell Hip Hop beat - Enivyd SIGNATURE MOVES(S) Enter The FlashZone - Shake, Rattle, Roll FINISHERS(S) FlashBang - Discus Clothesline Biography: Devon Flash has always been a silver spoon-fed narcissus who bought too much into his own hype. Growing up in a luxurious home somewhere in Bel Air, Devon started off with no plans to step into the squared circle, but after a few knee injuries and massive ego halted his hyped college football career, he realized the only world that would accept a man like him would be the wrestling one. He spent some time jumping from small indy feds and along the way started a web show documenting his journey switching careers hoping that it would boost his chances of making it to the big leagues. Now only 3 years into his career, Devon finds himself at the doorstep of OCW wanting whatever spotlight there is to be had, even if it's a small light in the broom closet.
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Enter the FlashZone
A camera is set up to capture the luxurious living room inside of a very expensive home. Entering the camera’s view is a massive, dreadlocked man. Devon Flash: How’s it going Flash Mob. Welcome to another episode of “The FlashZone!” It’s ya man, Devon, and I’m bringing major news! After months and months of anticipation I’ve finally got a call back from O…C…W! Flash grabs a letter addressed to him from OCW Devon: Just so none of the haters could call cap like they tried to on DevonFest which only failed because you guys didn't send me enough cash to celebrate m- I mean us, here’s all the proof anyone needs. Flash kisses the letter Haha, man this feels so surreal but come on look at me it's expected… Flash whips out a hand mirror and checks himself out before remembering this is all on camera …uhh anyway before I can continue, I just feel like some words are in order. Devon clears his throat before continuing Devon: I'd like to give the biggest thank you to no one other than…MYSELF! My God, none of you could understand what the wrestling business has asked from my body! I’ve been seeing my masseuse more than I’ve seen my girl, which aint all that bad because her long ass stories at least end with a happy ending. Flash laughs at his own joke before continuing. Flash Mob, it's time to get my brand all over the damn world. I’m talking bobbleheads, action figures, t-shirts, cereal boxes, the whole nine yards! Which will all soon be available to purchase on devonflash.com where you can get an autographed headshot from yours truly. Next week we take a look at how a 5-star athlete went from social media mogul to the next OCW hopeful. You better join the Flash Mob while you can whoever’s doubting and to those on the hype train, as always whatever ya doing, make sure you do it with Devon brings his hands across his face dramatically Flash, I’m out! Devon gives the camera a peace sign and ends the video.