Mr.Sensation

You disgust me, with great fervor.

I had very long answers, but i gave them examples on how to add more grapples with there current scheme, and also to narrow the margin for chain reversals, and remove the reversal indicator online, in addition to adding 2 reversal buttons, and reworking submissions to be like 2k6, and went on a tirade bout groggy grapples, and lack of moves.

http://www.ocwfed.net/miscpics/WWEHomeRightPromo_Survey2.jpg This is from the Smackdown Website, You guys talk a big game, now is your chance to back it up. I put my cynisim aside and filled out exactly what I have been talking about for over 5 years, I advise you to do the same. Things wont change unless we make them change.

Yea I broke the 4th wall when doing the writeup, my fault.

Dammit PPV bump.

Here ill draw you a map Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday That's 14 days, now sit the fuck down and do not ever fucking correct me again. Asswipe, when I want YOUR opinion I will wipe my ass and talk to the stuff on the toilet paper. And yes I am aware im counting today, and the deadline. Because people actually get shit done, the moment a card is posted.

http://www.ocwfed.net/recapppv/Certified%20Greatness%202010/cg2010sm.jpg He's Coming!

"Royce: And respect the pouch." That's Bentley's son alright.

The Top 5 Returns and boy does it paint a picture. Love him or hate him the oblivious OCW EX-Division Champion David Jackson slithers his way to the #1 spot for the week of 12-3-2010. The spotlight leader Smythe D. Wonder has taken a dramatic spiral to #21 after a defeat at the very unlikely team of OCW North American Champion Aries, and Thanatos. In a what can only be described as a worthy series of events, 3 of the Top 5 are OCW Champions. So without further ado this weeks TOP 5. #1 http://www.ocwfed.net/ocwroster/Albums/Album2/Large/davidjackson.jpg #2 http://www.ocwfed.net/ocwroster/Albums/Album2/Large/lucascrowe.jpg #3 ARIES #4 http://www.ocwfed.net/ocwroster/Albums/Album2/Large/jookiemarley.jpg #5 MAYHEM Do you think you have what it takes to make it to the OCW Top 5? You wont know until you and give it a shot! Congratulations to this weeks winners.

I wish I had a random quote mod, because that for sure is worthy of it.

Very fitting, however whoever recorded. Please try to keep the Width a little bigger, so when we go to youtube it doesn't have those black lines. I know its tough.

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Oh the original quality was great, however it was 320 megs, and I couldn't put it on youtube, and my internet sucks asshole. So I just compressed it in .Flv format and loaded it on a custom coded proprietary thingy. Glad you guys, me with a web cam is something im going to regret.

that image is forbidden!

What you thought I looked like?

god dammit

http://www.ocwfed.net/ocwradio/Mr.S%20Desk%20Hosted%20By%20Mr.Sensation/desk.jpg Parental Advisory Warning

OCW Magazine is back on the store shelves. And on the internet, join us as we take a look at one of OCW's most infamous groups The Darkside. http://i53.tinypic.com/23wtna9.jpg OCW Spotlight: Take a walk on the DARKSIDE Season 6 has it's first spotlight superstar. It is none other than argueably the most consistant superstar in the history of OCW. A mainstay in the OCW universe since May 2007 Smythe Dawonder is the most televised superstar in OCW history, also perhaps the most hated, and definitely the most egotistical. His long list of accomplishments include 2 time OCW Most valuable wrestler, Longest reigning tag team champion and longest reigning North American champion, Former OCW champion, most victories 2009, and most successful factions in OCW history with the full invasion of the Darkside into OCW. Since changing the landscape of OCW once again by taking Jookie Marley and K Dangelo under his wing. Smythe has become a pioneer in the future of OCW by taking some young superstars to the plateau of the company. We catch up with Smythe in this exclusive interview with the Darkside. OCW: Smythe it's only fitting that we start season 6 here on OCW magazine with OCW's biggest story which is the framework of you and the Darkside. Smythe: When you're me and you have it all it's nothing but a pleasure to be noticed for all your hard work and me and my team love sitting down with you guys and filling you in on the happenings around here. OCW: I'm going to ask Jookie first what it's like to hang out with one of the biggest stars in the business on a regular basis. Jookie: I'm not gonna lie, since I started rolling with Smythe. The hoes be chasing me down everywhere. we hit the club and they like "It's Jookie" and I'm like "Hells Yeah" and it's on. I love my big brother Smythe. I gots, money, power and respect up in here. nothing but the Up and Up! OCW: K.D You are the enforcer of the group. Smythe calls you his right hand. How's that working out? K.D: Yeah I'm that big right, I do what need to be done for the family. Smythe takes care of all the busness work, keeps our name on people tongues and that's important. We take care of business and the next goal isto bring some gold home for the squad. I got his back and I know he got mine. That's how the Darkside works. OCW: Smythe when did you decide it was time for you to mentor young talent in OCW. Smythe: I'm not their mentor, We family. I just have the most pull cause I put in the most work. but everytime i get in that ring I prove myself to them the same way they do me. Difference being I'm the greatest superstar to ever step into an OCW ring. So I do it week in and out. OCW: Do you think in the future you can see yourself holding the OCW World Championship that's eluded you for so long? Smythe: The World title is one thing. But there's alot of "problems" that need to be dealt with along the way to that. I'm here to solve my problems then maybe I'll save the World Championship from the grips of mediocrity. I have the advantage of being the face of OCW without being the World Champion. But sooner than later that title will be mine. then the Darkness will truely fall on OCW! To be completely honest listening to Smythe rant has become one of the trademarks of OCW. He's been doing it since his days as the "S Jobber" but as we know time heals all wounds. This year Smythe comes into the fray at the top of the heap, possibly the most popular superstar in the company today. He has all the tools and the skills to be the king of the castle. But will the talk live upto the Hype... You'll have to tune in to find out!!!

OCW Spotlight is focused dead set on Smythe D. Wonder. The fans and locker room have spoken. The Captain of The Darkness, Mr.Chocolate, The Epic, The Wonder, The Man You Don't F With, or Mr. No You Are Wrong. Smythe D. Wonder walks into Season 6 of OCW as the very 1st wrestler to hit the spotlight. In addition to coming in #1 in the rankings. Is Smythe poised for greatness this season? OCW Champions, the current champions for each OCW Division are now predominantly displayed on the front page enjoy!

A Camera is affixed at street level in a bustling metropolis. As the time lapsed footage goes from Dawn to the late evening. The Camera pans upwards to reveal a massive skyscraper. Etched just above the ground floor in Chrome and Glass read the Letters OCW. Its late, the building is nearly empty, sans a few security guards. A matte blue Audi R8 pulls up into the valet area. A yawning Valet, opens the door of the car, and in an instant wakes up immediately. A man, a bald man, a man with sunglasses in the god damn evening makes his way into the building. The security guards begin to look busy as the man walks through the glass door. Guard: Goo... The Man: Can it, I saw you dozing off, unlock the penthouse please. Guard: Yes sir!, sorry about that. The Man: It happens. The Man enters the elevator and heads for the penthouse, a soothing ding rings through the elevator alerting the man that he has reached the penthouse. The Elevator swings open as the camera pans around the penthouse. A dimly lit laptop can be seen. In addition a striking young woman is napping on the couch adjacent to the laptop, her black rimmed glasses are down to her nose and, while rather cute in her asleep state she is kind of snoring. The Man: Ahem. The Young Woman: ZzzzzzzZZzzzzzz The Man Coughs The Young Woman: ZzzzzzZzzzzzzz (Now sounds like choking a yak) The Man Coughs again, this time more loudly. The Young Woman: ZZzzzzzzzZzzzzz At this point the man scans the room quickly notices an expensive looking vase, walks over to it, picks it up to assess its value, puts it back down on its mantle piece, backs up about 4 feet, then proceeds to kick the ever loving bejesus out of said expensive vase. The vase fly's through the air and smashes behind the young woman, immediately awaking her from her slumber. The Young Woman springs up! The Young Woman: Latte. Whole Milk, hold the foam, Profits are up, TURTLE!!!!!! The man looks at the young woman with a puzzled expression as he raises an eyebrow. The Young Woman: Whats up boss!!!!! The Camera reveals the man in question is none other than Mr. J. Sensation. Mr.Sensation: Burning the midnight oil I see Birdie........ Birdie: Indeed!, I was just.... Mr.Sensation: Save the excuses, its almost 2AM why are you here? Birdie: Well where else can I get my parking validated at 2AM!!, and well I've been hard at work. Mr.Sensation: I see did you get my memo. Birdie: Yep!!! Mr.Sensation: Good, its a new dawn, its a new day, its a new life for me, and im feeling good. Birdie: Are you really going to go through with it? Mr.Sensation: But of course, I wouldn't be me if I didn't roll the dice, I may be filled with that white hot anger, but I know when to strike, and the time to strike is most certainly now. Mr.Sensation: My children have grown fat, from living off the land, most have grown lazy and are content with sitting on there laurels. My children with the greatest achievements have left the nest and are on to other endeavors. Mr.Sensation: As a father I have to break my foot off in the assess of my children and get them to become what they are meant to become, to achive the greatness they where destined to achieve. The time has come! The camera pans to the Elevator as that familiar Ding echoes throughout the penthouse. The Camera pans to Mr.Sensation who once again raises an eyebrow. Mr.Sensation: What are you doing here? The men exchange a silent but knowing glance that reveals all to the two men and even Birdie, who still looks half asleep. Mr.Sensation: So that's how it is eh? My children have no idea whats coming....... Mr.Sensation face turns into a sly grin. Mr.Sensation: No idea......... Camera Fades In the distance Mr.Sensation: Birdie get me a diet snapple.