Michael Morrison

Congrats to Jay and OCW, you're both old bastards when it comes to the webs. http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9709/winkhappy16.jpg Here's to you and your oldness.

No. Sorry for being forward; I just wanted the comedic effect. Right now I'm kinda' knee deep in projects and already promised someone else a sig, so it may be a while. I'd recommend that people wait until V4 launches anyways, cus I'm gonna have to redo Mayhem's in order to blend in again. Also, visit this thread: http://www.ocwfed.net/forum/showthread.php?t=9627 ...might make the process easier.

You're probably using a web-browser other than Firefox or Chrome. I prefer to save images as PNG files, but in some browsers, the colors will differ; same with JPEG or GIF, especially on internet explorer. I'm not sure why, but thems the breaks. I was going to make it transparent, but once again, certain browsers will still show a white background. EDIT: Upon checking, it looks like the JPEG image shows-up fine on Firefox, IE and Chrome, so maybe you should use that one, Mayhem lol.

The commercial, itself was well done. At first, I thought it was a bit short, but really, you didn't need a long commercial to get the point across or to progress the storyline.

MADNESS REPORT PAGE-1 INTRO Why Are You So Sweaty ---------- RIOT goes to Las Vegas and Fausto, once again, joins Poling and Scaggs at the table of commenting. Things are implied that should never be implied but to answer the question, Scaggs is sweating because someone put his hands on the Monster. No, I’m not talking about what you think I may be talking about… unless you think I’m talking about the incident, which occurred on RIOT last week; when Smythe and his newly formed ‘Darkside’ gave Mayhem an LAPD styled beating. In the world of professional wrestling, this should make any commentator sweat, because there is only one thing that can follow… retaliation. And when someone has a history of violence equivalent to our OCW Heavyweight Champion, the odds of said violence, spilling-over to the nearest forms of life (no matter how low), are pretty damn good. GAINES / TRANCE The Champs Are Here ---------- Nathan Gaines (Ex-Division Champion) and Jacob Trance (North American Champion) prepare for their tag-team match against unknown opponents, when Trance finally gives his version of a thank-you to the “international” hero, Gaines. If you recall: at Summercide, it appeared that Gaines had given-up on Trance, leaving him to fend for himself against Brandon Hostile. It wasn’t until Hostile revealed his new partner-in-crime (Hazard) that Gaines finally made his much needed appearance, thus signifying his new-found trust in Trance… or at least, his new-found-I-kinda’ trust. As I’ve mentioned before, this is one of my favorite storylines in OCW because this can either be a great face-turn on Trance’s part or one hell-of-a backstabbing storyline, all while pushing Hostile to another level. I still can’t seem to fully trust Trance (which is a testament to his former persona) because a part of me wants him to betray Gaines for some odd reason. I can’t explain it. On the other hand, I really want Gaines to be a part of something sustainable. I think he’s due. JIM BLACK Just Follow the North Rockstar ---------- Back before GPS was invented, sailors and travelers knew of one sure-fire way to guide their way through a dark world: find the North Star. But, what do you do when the Star goes missing? Justin Rockstar is still nowhere to be found and it’s already been the first 48… which is never a good sign. Jim Black seems to show actual concern, and worries that Justin may have returned to his binging bonanzas. Could it be that simple, or is this a case of foul play? If so, you have to wonder who ranks higher on the suspect list: the man who saw him last (Judas Hallows) or the man who not only took his spot on RIOT (Iceberg Le’Tuce) but has also been complaining about his lack of in-ring action as of late. Yeah, I watch cop-shows… I know how sh*t goes down. You’re both on notice until we find your semen on something that proves you’re not guilty. TAG MATCH Jacob Trance & Nathan Gaines VS Iceberg Le’Tuce & ????? ---------- Even though they are “former” rivals, Trance and Gaines worked very well as a tag-team: quick tags and isolation tactics. Even with the heated past of his opponents, Iceberg was still up-against two OCW Champions and not to knock on his partner, El Generico, but it seemed like this was more of a handicap match. Le’Tuce spent noticeably more time in the ring than his partner, but that may have been by choice. He did well (for a possible kidnapper/murderer) against the champions, but eventually his up-hill battle ended in the form of a human avalanche — death-from-above, my friend. Also, who chose the soundtrack? Paramore’s “The Only Exception”? Obviously I don’t listen to that kind of music, because I’m as macho as they come… although Haley Williams does have an amazing voice and seeing as they have an album called RIOT, it makes sense in some weird way but honestly, we macho men do not want to hear such music. O_O PAGE-2 THE DARKSIDE Which Side Is Darker? ---------- Ding dong, the monster is dead? The ‘Darkside’ surely hope so. Having what some may call a “premature celebration”, the ‘Darkside’ is living-it-up in their patio, turned casino. Money is flying, champagne is popping and laughs are rolling… along with dice. Yes, everything seems jolly in Pleasantville, but then the images… oh the horrible images, followed by one name: Mayhem. Is someone merely using the name of Mayhem as psychological warfare… or has the monster already returned to the kingdom? I’m sure we’ll find out, sooner than later. JONES / POE Prematurely Glazin’ ---------- After his match with Brandon Hostile last week, Mr. Dylan Jones challenged his Bizzaro (Wesley Adam Poe) to a match of Oscar proportions (which really isn’t saying much because we all know the Oscars are rigged). Stacey Clark attempts to get the 411 on Mr. Jones, when WAP interrupts. Both men take turns with the linguistic rhymes, but actions speak louder than words so… lights… camera… ACTION! SINGLES MATCH Dylan Jones VS Wesley Adam Poe ---------- Long-story short: Dylan gets trapped in his locker room – presumably by ‘The Darkside’ and Poe faces K.D’angelo instead. There appears to be plenty of discussion on this match already, so I’m going to take a quick step over and plug OCW-U. The official sign-up sheet will be open on Monday, along with updated rules (in-light of the discussions here and on the Underground Discussion thread). Nothing major, for the most part, but it will affect matches where both opponents have the same Charisma. Once again, I’m hoping that the beginning of OCW-U and the tournaments that follow, will give people a place to rack-up wins and show their competitive prowess, thus allowing for more “fun” during shows and less “win-over-performance” discussions. Just food for thought. XAVIER Prophet-Less Spending ---------- Dane considers himself to be a prophet of profit, but so far he’s been doing more spending than receiving. Will his recent commercial shoot open the floodgates of revenue in order to impress the stock-holders? PAGE-3 GXT / HOSTILE Even Blind Squirrels Find a Nut ---------- I’d like to meet the guy who took the time to follow around a blind squirrel, because I always figured a blind squirrel would starve to death. Anyways, apparently the team of Nathan Gaines and Jacob Trance, is going by the name GXT… and they’re sharing a locker room as well. When Trance goes to take a shower – leaving Gaines by his lonesome – Hostile decides to stop-by. Obviously, no pleasantries were exchanged, but Gaines seems less impressed with the man who almost killed him. Hostile’s confidence, however, doesn’t seem to be affected by the last two weeks. If anything, he seems more relaxed and in control. He even suggested that the “Hostile Takeover” will only benefit from the alliance of Trance/Gaines. I’ll leave it up to the audience to figure out what that means, but remember that if anyone knows Jacob Trance, it’s Brandon Hostile. Perhaps Gaines should keep that in mind. I still think it’s rather odd that Hostile seemed to know Gaines was alone and where the hell is Hazard in all this? Like a whore-house in the fish-market district… something smells awfully fishy to me. JACKSON Yo Hostile, I’m Really Happy For You and I’m Gonna Let You Finish But… ---------- Oh that’s right, David Jackson pulls a Kanye and ruins a Hostile Moment. Hostile was scheduled to face Parker Stevens for the TV Title, but right before the match, Jackson made sure to voice his opinion. Jackson believes he should be granted the first TV Title shot, which makes sense, considering he won the #1 Contendors Match at Summercide. The OCW staff agrees with Jackson, having changed the card (see what I’m saying about those damn lying cards) by turning this into a Non-Title Match. SINGLES MATCH Parker Stevens VS Brandon Hostile ---------- Really? I go from shorts to tights because I can’t edit the shorts anymore and I get nothing but hate-mail; Parker goes from shorts to Fruit-of-the-Looms and not a word? Oh hell no! Parker you better get some pants on those pale legs of yours before Vince busts a nut. Maybe go with the Sting-esque one-piece, but I say nay on the Underoos. ARNAUD They Love Me? ---------- Arnaud continues to buy his way into the hearts of OCW fans. This time around, offering free drinks and wieners – sounds like a regular night for BradBauer – with some minor stipulations… like signing a petition, stating that they want to see Dorian Arnaud in the ring. In the tradition of giving the roster nicknames that never seem to stick, I will call Arnaud the Clever Canadian… because we all know how rare those are. ZING! PAGE-4 XAVIER / HOSTILE Someone Sh*t On the Coats ---------- Xavier unveils his commercial masterpiece and what he believes to be a 30 second sensation – I’ll avoid the obvious joke I can make, seeing as I already met my ZING quota with the Canadian thing. Boasting that he increased the female viewer numbers by one thousand fold, Xavier pours the champagne (allot of champagne on RIOT this week) drops the balloons and does a happy-dance inside. What should have been a great moment in Danevolution, a moment of celebration and happiness, is quickly ruined with just one “Hostile Moment”. Balloons pop, champagne stops and a million-dollar image of Xavier is symbolically torn in half. Every party has a pooper and Hostile definitely took a Cleveland Steamer on this bad boy. He’s gonna need more fiber if he wants to keep it going at this rate, but I’m still trying to figure out his game with Xavier and whether or not it ties-in with GXT. MAIN EVENT Aries VS Smythe Da Wonder ---------- I really enjoyed the Main Event: quite a few things going on. I’m guessing Jay chose the music, because I hear that damn “Someone Is Going Down” song again. There could have been a little more editing, but other than that, it was pretty solid. Valmont makes an appearance and victory was his for a few seconds when a mystery man (we love those in OCW) attacks him. We see a Pedigree, which leads us to believe its McManus, but why wear a mask, only to hit your signature and finising maneuvers? < / NEXT>> NOTES Full Names ---------- I noticed people still are not using full names when writing RP’s. In case you missed The Desk or his recent requests, Jaysin has begged the roster to use full names before the dialogue when writing RP’s. Brad Bauer Bunch ---------- Just giving a shout-out to Brad Bauer, who recently became a daddy. God has a sense of humor, because it’s a girl.

I actually thought it was odd how there was even a #1 contenders match, when I thought the TV Title was supposed to be defended every time RIOT aired... thus why it's called the TV Title.

Holy shit..... Le'Tuce killed Justin.

$10 says he's lying face-down in a gutter somewhere, with a dead hooker on one side and an empty bottle of Jack on the other, a needle in his arm, powder up his nose and three bags of illegal substances up his arse.

I'll mark if one of the bonus tracks consists of Mr. Sensation covering "You're Going Down" or "Fuck You". If we do end-up getting friendship rings, I know which one I'm getting you. http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/3452/engagementring.jpg

Feel free to read my post and ask any questions you may still have, concerning the Underground Tournament. FIND POST HERE: THE UNDERGROUND

Great... as if I don't get enough comments like that from Mrs. Morrison. However, I did notice the decrease in cranial mass... just forgot to mention it. I'm only human, damn you... why don't you go back to Gregory, seeing as he always commented on your hair and says "I love" you without having to be told first and... aw crap, now I'm getting OCW mixed-up with my real life again... you happy, Jones? Let's pretend like this never happened. O_O

MADNESS REPORT PAGE- 1 FAUSTO Smythe’s Agony Makes Everything Better ---------- Despite the inclusion of Smythe D. Wonder during the Summercide PPV, Fausto feels that it was still a success. With the ratings and positive feedback that Summercide has received, one would be hard-pressed to disagree. It didn’t go exactly as Fausto had envisioned, but no need to go splitting hobo hairs. The PPV aside, Fausto has been ordered by JCS (CEO: Jaysin Sensation) himself to add his essence to the shows... and not by urinating on the backstage ficus. No, this time around he is simply ordered to add commentary. Sounds like a recipe full of win, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves and hide the ficus just in case. Also… Fausto really, really hates Smythe. I’m talking the kind of hate that Double-A has for the hearing impaired; the kind of hate that The Steve has for laughing children within’ the vicinity of his front yard; the kind of hate that Americans have for soccer. Get what I’m sayin’? PARKER Restraints and Roofies ---------- Parker looks to start another streak of wins in order to put some prestige on the title currently keeping his waist company: The Television Championship. He feels he has the face of a champion while the #1 contender has the face of a registered sex offender… allegedly. But first, he has to worry about Dane Xavier, who he faces later tonight. I dig the video package, which includes one of the few clips of Mad Mike with short hair -- brings back memories… so many angry private messages. MAYHEM Run Off Back To the Chickensh*t ---------- After the events which transpired at Summercide, Fausto sends an olive branch to Mayhem, who, in turn, snaps the branch in half and uses it to scratch his left nut before sending it back to Fausto with a message of his own. Their truce will be temporary; there WILL be a rematch and sins will be paid for. In other words, Fausto’s actions wrote a check and Mayhem wants to make sure Fausto’s ass finally attempts to cash it in. POE I Needed OCW ---------- Even though the “Hollywood” angle has been done before, Poe puts an interesting twist on his character as he attempts to reconnect with the audience and bring forth an era of less-ego and more entertainment. With that in mind, Poe asks that his followers call themselves “The Entourage” as opposed to the “POEsers” – although I must admit, POEsers was a damn good fan-base name. Another refreshing twist is how Poe diverts from the ever-growing refrain of “OCW needs me”. In fact, Poe claims that in this particular case it’s the other way around: Poe needs OCW. You mix this new persona with Poe’s unique sense of style and he could possibly POEsess one of the most unique gimmicks in OCW at the moment. Poe ends his speech, not by resigning to the locker room, but by joining his Entourage as he pulls up a seat in the front row. He is… the people’s Poe… and there are allot of Poe people. < SINGLES MATCH Brandon Hostile vs Dylan Jones ---------- Dylan Jones continues to produce new shirts, although this one was a bit harder to read. None the less, I like the white attire and the match was fun to watch. Some people may not like how it ended, but I actually thought it was nice to see a non-finisher finish. Brandon continues to use the war-paint… to be honest, I'm not sure what to think of it. I guess it’s one of those things where, whether he has it or not, doesn’t really affect my view of the character, so meh. I was surprised not to see any mention or appearance of Hazard, but maybe that was a pleasant surprise lol. ARNAUD What’s In the F*ckin’ Box ---------- Coincidentally, after Poe’s speech, Arnaud comes off as the anti-Poe or perhaps the love-child of Poe and Dylan Jones. Either way, Arnaud also claims to be a man of the people, for the people, but goes a different route in order to win the audiences favor. How is that, you ask? Easy… he tries to buy their love with gifts. It’s a rather short RP, but gets the message across and does it fairly well – a good way to end one hell of a first page. PAGE- 2 D.JONES That Doesn’t Make You a Chef ---------- Dylan Jones is not pleased with the current condition of his money-maker and blames the WAP. Apparently, there’s only room for one actor in OCW and Dylan Jones is looking to rub-out the competition for OCW’s leading man. He challenges Poe to a match, although I snickered at the idea of both of them participating in a casting-call competition. It’s good to see interactions like this. More often than not, I’ll read an RP that garners a response from another OCW character, but due to the lack of communication between members, it just goes unanswered. Just to clarify, I don’t mean that as a put-down to the current roster, it’s just that we typically don’t PM everyone our RP’s before the show, so it’s hard to respond to one another. D-JACK I Have No Idea What Rat-Hole That Came From ---------- Mr. Jackson is still stealin’ wallets and poppin’ comments. Seriously, say what you want about D-Jack, the man gives me the best material to work with when it comes to making titles for my Mad Rep segments. If you remember, the last gem was “Those Butterflies Turned Into Woodpeckers”. Good stuff. D-Jack is aware of his current position as the #1 Contender and fears that a loss to Poe could cost him the contention for the OCW Television Title. But, as D-Jack so eloquently put, it all comes down to who be the better man… and that can easily be determined within three seconds or with three taps to the mat. It poses the question, "Who betta’ than Jackson?" SINGLES MATCH Wesley Adams Poe vs David Jackson ---------- Watching the two of these unique characters battle-it-out made me wonder: If someone were to visit OCWFED.NET for the first time and this was the first match they saw, they’d either think we were all five years old… or that we are ahead of the curve. I like to think we’re the latter. Poe, I think someone already mentioned it, but I’m digging the skull n’ roses design. I don’t know how you manage to pull-off your look, but you do pull it off, so kudos to you. Unfortunately, style isn’t enough to pick-up the dub in this fairly quick match. XAVIER Betting Dollars to Dildos ---------- Xavier may have a career in politics if OCW doesn’t work out, as he has a knack for twisting old negatives into current positives… or at least into good RP banter. He is reminded by Jasmine (his “assistant”) about an upcoming commercial shoot that targets the female audience. When Xavier asks why they are going after the female demographic, Jasmine points out that they make up the main percentage of buyers. What are they buying, you ask? It’s big, red and has Dane’s face on it, courtesy of one Chris Mania. Really brings you back, doesn’t it? PAGE- 3 THE UNDERGROUND You Should Have Put A Ring On It ---------- “Whoa, uh-oh… oh, oh oh, whao, uh-oh. If you want it then you should have put a ring on it. If you want it then you should have put a ring”… I just know the words because of the SNL skit… moving along. Big reveal, although not allot of people really commenting on it; I’m assuming because many assumed, much like Trevor McManus, that the Championship Ring was an imaginary object, or perhaps they are still a little confused… or, maybe people just don’t care, in which case, boy is my face red with embarrassment. In-case it’s just one of the first two, I will be posting more about the Underground after I finish watching RIOT… and maybe grabbing a bite to eat. I also got my Netflix in the mail – Breaking Bad: Season 2 – so maybe after watching a few episodes of that. In other words, it may be posted around midnight or something. For those who did comment, I appreciate it and hope to see you signing up. And yes, as I explained to Jay, the main reason I had “The Announcer” come out, was because I wanted to use “Partyman” from the Batman soundtrack. Good catch on Leon’s part. Originally, it seemed like most people thought The Underground would be some kind of storyline involving past superstars or some kind of NXT variation. Trance even went as far as to ask JCS about it, only to be told it was a Tournament, not involving SvR, which he took as a red-herring (false lead). I laughed a little when I read that. Fausto, not surprisingly, was the first to really figure it out. SINGLES MATCH Dane Xavier vs Parker Stevens ---------- Dane put-up a good fight, but in the end, he couldn’t stop the White Mojo from rising and then dropping the ‘bow. TRANCE/GAINES Heroes Reborn ---------- Although Trance was able to retain his North American Championship and sweep-the-legs right from under the “Hostile Takeover”, that’s not to say the threat is obliterated. Now with a protégé of his own (always two there are, no more, no less… a master and an apprentice) Trance looks to even-the-odds by joining forces with the new OCW Ex-Division Champion, Nathan Gaines. For now, it looks like Nathan is willing to give Trance the slightest benefit of-a-doubt, but like I said before, Trance can be a dick. However, I’m sure Gaines is well aware of this fact. PAGE- 4 HOSTILE/XAVIER I Know What You Are But What Am I ---------- Yet another encounter between Hostile and Xavier: This can’t be coincidence. Brandon tries to give Xavier some advice about making enemies, but I’m betting Xavier knows plenty about making enemies. Although I still fear the notion of these two joining forces – along with Hazard – it looks like this could be turning into something more territorial. We could be seeing a battle of bad attitudes, down the road. SINGLES MATCH Trevor McManus vs Aries ---------- As Fausto mentioned, both men are proven competitors, but I’m sure the thought of Valmont, lurking in the shadows of OCW, weighs heavily on their minds. Speaking of which, it looks like the match will be postponed: After McManus makes his entrance, Valmont enters the picture… so where is Aries? VALMONT/McMANUS Words Will Never Describe the Hatred ---------- We establish that McManus really, really hates Valmont. I’m talking the kind of hate that Fausto has for Smythe; the kind of hate that… wait… why do I feel like I’ve done this bit before? It looks like Valmont sent Aries on a trip to Dreamsville so that Valmont and McManus could spend some quality time together. Once Valmont manages to get in the ring, they both give-and-take some massive damage, with Valmont getting the upper hand as he beats McManus out of the ring with a steel chair. Enter Aries. I guess Valmont didn’t do as good-a-job as he thought. Aries comes out and attempts to return the favor. Awww, now they’re even. Valmont still has the upper-hand in my book, because Aries actually has something to lose and that something is his Future Investment opportunity. As long as Valmont is alive, he threatens any chance of Aries successfully cashing that bad boy in. THE DARKSIDE All Black-Gold Everything ---------- A few weeks back, I made mention of D-Evolution’s efforts to become main-stays in OCW. They were rough around the edges, but you could see their desire. Apparently, Smythe noticed as well, scooping up the young talent, in an effort to polish those edges and mold future champions. KD is coming off an impressive series of matches at Summercide, almost defeating our current Television Champion and future Hall-of-Famer, Parker Stevens. Jookie Marley also managed to snag a spot in tonight’s main event, so one could say they’re already on their way to the top. Momentum can be hard to come-by these days, but The Darkside seems to have found a way to keep it going so far. PAGE- 5 VALMONT/ARIES Get Off My Case ---------- Valmont wants that damn Future Investment case… nay, he NEEDS the FI case. He looks for it in Aries’ locker room, racking up a hefty sum of property damage. This was bound to happen as Aries was still in the locker room when Valmont was looking for it. Some people just make piss-poor criminals. The trick is to break into the place, after the owner leaves. Where’s Posion, he’ll tell ya’. MAINT EVENT Mayhem vs Jookie Marley ---------- I don’t even know why I expect to actually see the matches I’ve been promised. More often than not, they are interrupted or hijacked and I can’t say anything about it, because the fine print on the card always reads, “card is subject to change, so if we promise you something and don’t deliver, you can’t do anything about it.” None the less, Smythe’s influence can already be seen as Jookie and KD pull a veteran move on the OCW World Heavyweight champ. It’s not often that you see the Monster brought-down, but I guess he wasn’t aware of the arena's location, which sits on the corner of 5th and Martin Luther King Blvd. If there's anything white devils should know, it’s that you never… eeeeeever, want to find yourself in Martin Luther King Blvd. Great show, guys and Fausto, the commentary was spot-on. << PREV / NEXT >>

Yep... it's official, your new name is now Negative Nancy, or "nega-trips" which actually sounds a bit racist. Anyways, I was afraid something like this would happen so let me explain: I may have been overselling a-bit when saying, "from around the world" but consider the tourney a separate entity from OCW. You can use your OCW character, of course, but it's not necessary because there is no storyline or gimmick to follow. Having said that, when I say "from around the world", I'm referring to the actual people involved, not their characters. You, for instance are not from the U.S. so that alone makes this global... if you were to join the tourney, that is. Same thing if Hazard or Mania were to join. The comment on the "championship ring... which we can't actually get in the game" made me laugh, because 1) You've been competing for a belt, which you can't actually wear in real life and 2) If you win the tourney, you WILL be given a REAL, physical, custom CHAMPIONSHIP RING -- similar to the image shown in the video. Let me say that again: If you win the tourney, you won't be getting a picture, a logo or stamp of a championship ring, you will actually win a real-life ring... that you can wear or keep on your mantle or whatever you kids do with rings these days. Hence, why, in the first Underground article, I made reference as to how most people don't even know their ring size. Having said that, I suggest that everyone learn said information, if they have interest in The Underground Tourney. Once I'm finished watching my RIOT -- made it to page 2 and I'm enjoying it so far -- I'll post my Mad Rep report and then post more detail about The Underground Tourney, to better clarify.

Nice, man. I like the little article snippet: Really puts everything into perspective and I'm sure it gives y'all a nice warm-n-fuzzy when you read it lol.

This saddens the Mad One, as it lets him know you are not reading the Mad Rep. There is only one image that can sum-up the level of fail and sadness that I feel... http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_j5o7L9uHOI0/SdTXwYgMZxI/AAAAAAAAAj0/lq_-Ohogfo8/s400/panda+fail.jpg

Also... - - OCW - - UNDERGROUND Mysteries revealed, questions answered and guts checked. Tune in to RIOT for the announcement that could dramatically alter the OCW food-chain as we know it.

Kage... http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/408763_main.jpg I see you lurking in the shadows, you better post something or I'll go to your other site and make obscene comments about your drawings.

Thank you... thats kinda what I do... I hit things... on the nose. Oh boy, don't tell me you're one of those people who think Jay-Z and Kanye are part of the Illuminati? I discovered this group of people after posting the "Power" parody video. Apparently, allot of people think the "Power" video is full of super secret hidden messages and images, revealing that Kanye is in fact part of the Masons or some-such. Considering the director, and having seen the original video, it's all just people reading too deep into things. Not that I'd judge Smythe for believing is such a thing... ...sucker. o_O

Yeah... sorry 'bout that, but considering how everyone and their mother was boasting big announcements/events at Summercide, I felt it was better to wait until after the PPV for the big reveal. Do not fret, for the Underground will make it's emergence soon.

MADNESS REPORT PAGE: 1 THE DARKSIDE: All Black Everything With the absence of Leon, the Doomsday Theory was crumbling. Smythe, being OCW’s version of Starscream, saw his opportunity to once again lead a group as its one true king. The next step was gathering a set of dark knights to sit at his new round table: Jookie and Dangelo (D-Evolution) would be those knights. http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/179/c/b/Megatron__s_Last_Supper_by_shibamura_prime.jpg Calling themselves The Darkside (due to their lack of pale faces) and armed with a mobile patio – that can attach to any arena like a… patio Lego… or Patiego, if you will – they plan to stick it to the man with the giant black dildo of justice… which is ironic, because justice is blind so she technically can’t tell what color her dildo is. Huh. Anyways, moving on before I take this to a whole different level. Smythe is no stranger to factions, having been a member of The Sensational Alliance, Bloodline and the recently disbanded (or so I assume) Doomsday Theory. He risks being labeled the anti-solo artist, having spent so little time without an entourage, but so far, whether they’ve lasted or not, the list of factions consisted of the whose-who in OCW. Will black-lightning strike again with The Darkside, or will Smythe be looking for another team in 3 months? More importantly… what does the WHITE POWER ranger think of all this? http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/w/white_power-13341.jpg ..................No sir, I don't like it................ SINGLES MATCH Justin Rockstar vs. ????????? Who would dare challenge Justin Rockstar on such hallow ground? See what I did there? Also, I prefer the mystery man’s old entrance music better… fit his swagger betta. One last thing: concerning who ever supplied the soundtrack for the match; please don’t tell me your music library only consists of TNA entrance themes, because if it does, you are truly missing-out my friend. PAGE: 2 D. JACKSON: Butterflies Have Transformed Into Woodpeckers I can’t make lines like that up, but I must say it makes for an intriguing title. Jackson seems to respect his first Summercide opponent, Dylan Jones, but Jim Black worries that Jackson’s growing hatred of D-Evolution may cause him to look past Dylan Jones. Jackson assures everyone that he’s not looking past Jones; in fact, he claims that Jones is his primary focus tonight. OCW TV CONTENDERS MATCH ? David Jackson vs. Dylan Jones “The One and Only” Dylan Jones t-shirts are now available at OCWear.com. I dig the shirt; not sure about the back, but the front is all win… just like an Asian stripper with implants. Speaking of big, circular objects: Dylan, I don’t know if it’s just me, but you gots ‘a big noggin. Maybe it’s the hair? It seems like this was a Television Title contender match, so I’m running with it: One man scoots closer to the TV, while the other is sent to the kitchen to retrieve snacks. Yeah, I’m not sure where I was going with that reference either, but it made sense in my mind’s eye. XAVIER: Man On the Moon OCW really needs to have an annual Human Resources training class for its interviewers… not exactly the most professional bunch. None the less, Xavier was able to turn the other cheek. He seems ready for his match against Baxter and showed no signs of fear or trepidation. In fact, it was like everything was going according to plan. PAGE: 3 ARNAUD: Guys Going Hard In Ex-Division It writes itself, really. A relative unknown (I sure as hell don’t know him) returns to put his Canadian stamp on the Ex-Division in a manner befitting of Chris Ryder, himself. No love for fellow Canadian, Tyler Ewanchuck? Captain Canada? Nothing huh… that’s cool I guess. OCW TELEVISION TOURNEY: ROUND 1 Parker Stevens vs. Wesley Adam Poe Parker is back in action and faces the WAP. Oh, it’s on. If you were to try and distinguish which superstar was more macho by their looks alone: Parker is sporting the leathers, denim shorts and Chucks while WAP is sporting traditional tights with frilly boots… but then again, he’s rockin’ the mullet, so I say it’s about even. As far as whom wins… let me just say, “Snap into it!” XAVIER/HOSTILE: Like a Fat Kid Going to McDonalds Not sure what the reference meant, but I’m out of touch with today’s youth, so I’ll overlook it. Before his match against long-time rival, Xavier has a run-in with the Herald of Hostility, Brandon Hostile. Unwarranted comments of weight were exchanged, but subtextualy (yeah, that’s a real word) it was all about who pushes more weight… me thinks. It could also be a way to throw us off a possible alliance. Imagine the horror if Hostile and Xavier joined forces… I just vomited a little in me mouth. PAGE: 4 ARIES/GAINES: Two Different Paths Begin Future Investment winner, Aries, makes it to Summercide after resolving his Visa troubles. Visa, it’s everywhere you want to be… even if you can’t go there. Gaines is still a little upset about Aries’ lack of help during his “car accident” but they both agree to put the past behind them… like a car that just ran you over, hehe. Both men have, what adults like to call, a mutual break: they both have different roads to take, so they part ways… supposedly with no bad-blood. SINGLES MATCH Dane Xavier vs. Chris “The Thickness” Baxter As mentioned in the card, this is a rematch, 1 year in the making. Although both opponents are quite different from one-another, they both see this match as a symbol of their progression. This may pull-up a seat for Xavier at the “high rollers” table while simultaneously providing the ground-floor of Baxter’s rebirth. When we look back at this match in a few months time, which symbolic moment will be predominate? I’ll leave that up to the gentlemen in the ring. PAGE: 5 FAUSTO: No Matter How Much I Hate and Despise You All That’s right, no matter how much he resents us all, he’s willing to put his very body, and possibly his soul, on the line to ensure that people walk away from Summercide with their minds blown and their money well-spent. With such a selfless act, it begs the question… what’s Fausto really up to? That’s right, like a priest in a Kindergarten… http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/thumbnails/funny-animals-watching-you.jpg …I’m watching you, buddy. OCW TV TOURNEY: ROUND 2 K. Dangelo vs. Iceberg Le’Tuce Good match. Le’Tuce didn’t really look rusty at all and even managed to counter a ground finisher near the end. Nice, but was it enough? PAGE: 6 SMYTHE: Zero Relevance It doesn’t look like the fans will get their match as Smythe refuses to compete against Trevor one-mo-agains. From his point of view, there is no relevance to the match, thus the risk outweighs the gain for the dark one. McMANUS: Oh, It’s Relevant Trevor doesn’t care if Smythe doesn’t see the relevance, because to Trevor, this match is another step towards the OCW Heavyweight Championship. VALMONT: It’s Not Personal… It’s Personal Business Valmont puts the boots to McManus… because that what he do. Unfortunately, it looks like Smythe also gets his way, because we don’t get to see the match. Boooooo, Boooooo…. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lo54dCVcMlA/S6JRd-YVXHI/AAAAAAAAAd0/7xlTFUF-oKk/s400/princess_bride_boo.jpg Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! FAN’S CHOICE MATCH Smythe Da Wonder vs. Trevor McManus Yeah… not happenin. Booooooo. MAYHEM: Because You Are A Pussy, Jim Can’t argue with that logic. But seriously, when Mayhem is asked about his Fausto infestation and the ever-persistent presence of Smythe, he replies in true, dominant fashion by simply stating, “The thing they both have to realize is that you can’t stop me.” Considering his current reign as OCW Heavyweight Champion… you can’t argue with that logic either. OCW EX-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Nathan Gaines vs. Jookie Marley vs. Katinzo Hatachi vs. Aries It’s been a while since I’ve seen Aries in the ring, but I gotta say the hombre looked clean. Nice fade going; some new tights and colors. Now, in order to avoid any “Mikey has a man-crush on Aries” comments, let’s move onto the match itself. Not too many spots, considering the recent Ex-Division hype, but seeing as the Ex-Division Championship was on the line, I can forgive that. I did notice that Hatachi tried to pull a sit-n’-pin, as he stepped out of the ring for a good second. Unfortunately he wasn’t quick enough to capitalize. Coincidentally, he came up short, twice, allowing the Dark Horse to cross the finish line. PAGE: 7 TRANCE/GAINES: Easy With the Hostility Trance is faced with the task of putting down his former protégé, but due to Brandon/Brendon’s past actions, Trance is worried that their one-on-one match could turn into an ambush. The idea of losing this battle because of a sucker-punch, doesn’t sit well with Trance so he asks Gaines for a favor: to watch his back for one night. Gaines, however, turns his back; showing the world that he still has no trust for the supposedly changed man who calls himself Jacob Trance. The drama is thick in the air, along with a foreboding and uneasy feeling. The story is coming to an end and we are left without a hero… or will a hero emerge from the ashes of villainy? OCW TV TOURNEY FINALE ????? vs. ????? Jesus… after that performance, I feel sorry for the #1 contender. OCW NA CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Jacob Trance vs. Brandon Hostile A long dramatic pause after the intros, followed by a no-soundtrack match. At first I was a little saddened by the lack of muzak, but in a match like this, it’s sometimes better to let the audience focus on the action. Congrats to the winner and in-no-way do I mean to take away from either competitor, but I could tell how it was going to end by the way the match was going, so that bummed me out a bit. PAGE: 8 TRANCE/HOSTILE: Cue the Music Holy shit on a stick (or as we call them in America… corndogs). The match may be over but it looks like the drama continues to march on. A new and surprising ally is revealed while a tittering hero must make a decision to solidify his wavering allegiance: return to the light or finally succumb to the weight of the world and its unfair nature. I actually couldn’t tell which way he was going to go on this one, which made it all-win for Mikey. Good stuff fellas, show them how it’s done. OCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Guy Fausto vs. Mayhem Or, as the card appropriately puts it, Legend vs. Legend. Two of the most respected and currently active HoF members, face-off for the first time and for the greatest prize on this damn planet: the OCW World Heavyweight Championship. The title that says you are the best in the biz at what you do. Ever since Mayhem was able to retrieve his precious, he’s been reluctant to let it go; guarding his gold like a demonic dragon. Many brave souls have entered his cave with the intention of plundering his treasure, but they all barely escaped with their lives, let-alone with the gold. Now, an unexpected hero comes forth, not for gold… but for reasons of valor and honor. Some say he’s finally lost it; that he’s suffered so many contusions he’s officially become retarded. I say he knows exactly what he’s doing. What better man to kill a beast, than one who cares not of its treasures? What better hero to send into hell, than one who is possibly mentally ill and doesn’t realize what hell is? To you, good sir, I proudly salute. Let the show… begin. The beginning of the match doesn’t look good for Fausto, who had trouble building momentum. Even though Fausto went for the first cover of the match, Mayhem kicked out before the ref could even make a one-count. Yeesh, best describes my thoughts at the beginning. It wasn’t until 15:00 – 16:00 in the match, that Fausto managed to hit some good spots that left Mayhem reeling. At this point, it was anyone’s ballgame… it was at this point I began to think that Fausto may very-well pull this off. Unfortunately, due to interference by Smythe, the match concludes on a sour note, leaving many to wonder if a Mayhem/Fausto II is inevitable. Why would Smythe taint such a monumental match? If you remember, Fausto and Smythe had a match to determine who would face the Monster. It was here that Mayhem shocked the fans by making sure the Neurotic Nerd had his hand raised after the dust settled. Sure, Smythe seemed to have moved on, but did you really think he’d let something like that just slip-by? It’s funny, because this makes my Starscream comparison even more relevant lol. Some might say that Mayhem’s actions sealed the fate of The Doomsday Theory; thus forcing Smythe’s hand. Smythe would use said hand to repeatedly put metal to Mayhem with chair-shot after chair-shot. It was none other than Fausto who eventually ended the assault, leaving us and Smythe to ponder a haunting question… is it better to quickly end thy enemy… or allow nature to take its slow, but often painful course? SURPRISE: But Wait… There’s More EDIT: Ha, Poe and I thought of the same title. If you thought Valmont was done for the night, you guessed wrong, buck-o. Also, don’t forget that Aries has the power to challenge any champion at any time for their title… because that’s kind of important stuff to remember. Of course, technically, he who holds the contract; holds the Future. Chew on that. </ NEXT>>

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MAIN EVENT: I have Mayhem retaining. NA TITLE: Hostile will indeed take over. TV TITLE: Parker. Without an HC title the next best thing is the TV Title. FANS CHOICE: Darkness will overcome the Great Scott. Tough one to call, but I think Smythe has Trevor's number. EPIC REMATCH: Xavier marks the spot. He's been pretty impressive in the ring lately. EX-DIVISION: Hatachi has all the momentum heading into this match and I think it will continue. OPEN CHALLENGE: The'fuck should I know? D.JONES vs D.JACK: I think DJ will win. I actually thought D-Jack and KD were suppose to face each other at SummerCide, but maybe I read it wrong. Anyways, Dylan had a decent match against Valmont, but I think D.Jack's experience will overcome the desire of D.Jones.

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