Michael Morrison

Should have called this RP: Way of the Bon.

O_O I got something that might brighten your day. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NhdV3XQKNRw/S67hwsOzFzI/AAAAAAAAASI/KvqMXXbLEJc/s1600/Silver+Lining.jpg That's right. That's a silver lining, buddy... around a heart-shaped cloud, no less. In fact, lets crank it up a notch... http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3639/3607239430_84558287c8.jpg You're damn right that's a double rainbow. You're welcome.

http://www.wrestlingforum.com/signaturepics/sigpic202862_1.gif That poor, invisible horse. At least the babies will be thoroughbreds. Large... angry thoroughbreds.

Jesus... you trying to kill Jacob's buzz? That's some dark shit, man. Also... is your mom into E-Wrestling? How else would she ever even read... wait... is your mom on the roster? Is your entire family trying to become the Guerreros of E-Wrestling? Why am I still asking questions when the possible answers just disturb me?

PAGE: 1 - Don't you know? Haven't you heard? Everybody knows that Birdie spreads the word... among other tings. Haha! - D-Jack has designed his new attire after a long-feared creature, which stalks unsuspecting prey; only to suck them dry... makes sense. - LAWL. I love how the masked man is pretty much revealed as Aries before unmasking himself. Kinda defeats the purpose of the mask and takes away any shock value. Just my two, methodical cents. I still think the mask should have been a goat mask. - "It’s too early right now. I have to figure out what the hell the madman is up to first". You have... no idea... Trevor. Muahahhhhaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... ha. No, but seriously, the guy bit you. That's not the action of a man who is "planning" things out. I know batshit-crazy when I see it... and I'm seeing it in technicolor. PAGE: 2 - Forty-six and two... douches ahead of me. Oh yeah, that's a deep reference there. - Put a sock in it! It was bound to happen eventually. Just curious where he got the sock. - Toyota you say? I doubt it was Matsuda -- Toyotas are known for lacking in the brakes department. That's right, I haven't forgotten about those recalls, Toyota. - Valmont wants back in... but how do you negotiate with a sleep deprived madman? You have to think like a madman. Also, when I imagine sleep deprived Sensation, I picture Jordi Molla from BLOW: http://www.zuguide.com/images/9851/9851.8.219.138.jpg PAGE: 3 - Irvine is tired of babies... he wants to see how much balls Aries has. Hm? No matter how I try to reword it, it comes out a bit pedo. Moving along. - Everyone thinks Jay lost his marbles because he's afraid they'll become champion. This either means everyone is giving themselves too much credit, or Jay thinks all the potential champions would only ruin the title. Chew on that one for a bit. Doesn't taste good, does it? - "Be careful when lowering your defenses in pursuit of celebration... because that's when your enemies catch you trippin'." - Sun Tzu... from Chinatown, New York... not The Art of War guy... although he was pretty smart too. - The Ethridge angle is so bizarre and highly unrealistic... but I find it oddly entertaining. It fills me with... I believe the word is: intrigue. PAGE: 4 - Holy side-splitting laughter, Bat(shit crazy)man. That Birdie/JCS bit was comedy platinum. Yeah, fuck gold, that shit went platinum. You know what, fuck that that too... what's more rare than platinum? Moonrocks or something? That shit was comedy moonrocks... maybe I'll stick with platinum. -_- - And the win just keeps commin'. Consider the Macho Melody instantly downloaded. So good. - Tevor put Dane to sleep. Yeah... like that's a stretch. POUNCE! lol... who remembers that? PAGE: 5 - Ha. Parker pulls a callback. At least someone reads my posts after shows. :( - Leon takes advantage of a groggy man... you know what joke I'm gonna make so I'll just skip to the DOUBLE POUNCE! - Jay stole Trevor's belt; Trevor stole Dane's knucks and now Trance has stolen Justin Gabriel's wrestling gear. Parker better hide his jacket before it's too late. PAGE: 6 (Hidden Level) - In the shadow of madness... the prodigal son returns. He is the soul... nay... he is, OCW. I honestly marked like a little fanboy when the Franchize showed up. PAGE: 7 (Kill Screen) - Ha. Looks like someone else reads the crap I post. Though it could just be coincidence. I like my first assumption better... makes me feel special. - Oh, the temptation of the Precious was almost too tempting for the Golden Child. Gripping stuff. But of course, it wouldn't be OCW if it didn't end with shoe to the face.

DAAAAAAMNIT! I was almost done with Muy Malo Miguel: El Hombre de Metodo.

I like how Aries slams Irvine's head on the car and then backs away, as if he was surprised by the outcome of banging someone's head on a metal vehicle. Cut to next scene in cuffs lol. I think the background was supposed to change during the arrest portion.

Oh yeah... what ever happened to Guy? I miss the 'ol boy and his eccentricities.

PAGE: 1 - Trevor leaves a bad taste in Parker's mouth? That doesn't sound right. - - I didn't forget to type anything above... just my moment of silence for the departed. - Dupree likes it better when Matsuda rolls hard. He's the type of guy that likes his spaghetti al dente. No soft noodles for him. - Matsuda responds by laying a heap of "hard" all over Dupree's trash talkin' ass. PAGE: 2 - Dorien's intro took longer than his statement. Could have just sent a text. - Irvine has a broken arm from the PPV, which looks to be affecting his mouth, as he avoids an interview with Stacy "I'll probably sleep with you afterwards" Clark. - The hospital comes gunning for Jook. I know hospitals are all about insurance and making sure you can pay, but what kind of hospital did he go to? Is their motto: Pay to live another day? - Every time someone quotes a bible passage, I expect Stone Cold to walk out. Just the way it is. - Jesus. Jay was right, it seems that everyone and their 2nd-to-last-cousin is poppin back up in OCW. Is it really because of CM Punk? I'm starting to think Jay may be on to something here. PAGE: 3 - Matsuda: extreme hair coloring master and speed-record holder extraordinaire. - Can you dig it... SUCKAAAAA!?!? I always dug that pose Booker did after the pyro went off. Fit the music so well. - Ooooooh. Trevor took the knucks... I see. - First they rob Trance of the OCW title... then they steal the shirt right off his back. Is there no limit to OCW's thievery? - Remember how I mentioned everyone and their 2nd-to-last-cousin? Parker, I'm lookin' at you, brah. PAGE: 4 - Irvine still ain't giving no play to Stacy "You only need one arm with me" Clark. - Trevor comes out and starts to spea... zzZZzzzzZzzzz. Naw, I'm just messin. Trevor busts out with a Nigerian, racial joke that I don't quite get and don't have the urge to look-up on Google. He also busts out the ole Regulation #25, page 149, paragraph 7... or the Douchebag Clause, as it's known to be called. - D-Jack: like a dependable car that lasts for years but you still feel a bit ashamed to be associated with it. How long you been in the biz, D? Seems like forever. - LOL. I said it at the PPV and I'll say it again. WTF, Jay?

Now you ask too much of the Mad One.

I just assumed you were insinuating he stole your knucks and cold cocked ya upside yer head. On the subject of cold cocking... it is "cold cocked" right? I know some people like to use "cold clocked" because they don't like the idea of being cocked in any way, but I'm pretty sure it's "cold cocked". Oooo, I'm going to start using "sucker cocked" and see if it catches. Anyways, so I'm guessing that if Leon didn't snag 'em, a surprise, mystery man did. If there's one thing OCW is never short on, it's surprise, mystery men.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE If there was ever a time to use that sound effect...

PAGE:3 -Did I enjoy Sud vs Dup? Yup. Sure did. PAGE:4 -Someone dropped the hammer... in the literal sense. PAGE:5 -Sounds like this summer is gonna be full of funky-fresh, disco beats? I can dig it. -Trance will leave the dance, without so much as a backward glance, if he can't secure a belt... to hold up his big boy pants? As the clock ticks, he may hit the bricks. -Speaking of time: Parker doesn't seem to be paid by the hour. -Fye dolla... me hate you long time. PAGE:6 -"Dynamite with an explosive move". Just thought that was funny. White Dynamite crushes White Mojo's time in tonight's un-announced, beat the clock tourney. -Heart of a gansta. Leon grows a pair of brass... knucks? -He's Japanese? I thought he was black. Before I proceed to reconstruct my mind from being blown just now, let me just start a slow clap for Jay and Leon. Nice. PAGE:7 -The DJ fell asleep during the Dupree/Parker match, but it was a solid match, so maybe he was too busy watching and forgot to hit autoplay. -Due to Trevor's white boots and leg warmers, he often reminds of one of them half-man, half-goat things. http://www.newanimal.org/tumnus_faun_satyr.jpg PAGE:8 -Apparently, Seth not only changed his name, but Xavior's as well. -Aries... isn't the astrological symbol a goat? The fuck is up with all the goat connections? Let's read what his horoscope says: You will be forced to help a friend, but you don't really like him, so you'll probably kick his ass afterwards. -The last minute of the last match had some great "Is it over?" moments. Escaping the D.Sleeper; running right into a Spine Buster/Spear; kicking out. I'm out of nails to bite. PAGE:9 -LOL. What the hell, man? "Here's the thing... *chomp*".

Page 1: -Meaaah! Who's hot, who's not?! Shut the fuck up! Cuz right now I'm dangerous! Keep rollin, rollin, rollin! -My name gets dropped and he's damn right... I should have been champion. I know who I'm routing for now. Page 2: -LOTUS POSTCOITUS... -It's long but only the beginning... giggidy.

http://www.knowledgerush.com/wiki_image/e/ef/Justice_league_green_lantern.jpg I thought you said you didn't take my ring, youngblood! You know what: from now on, you aint allowed in my crib and you can forget about hookin' up with my sister.

Hey now -- I wasn't actually insinuating that we outright copy a storyline form WWE... just pointing out that we could... while taking a jab at Trevor's original character. Trevor's consistently been a part of OCW for quite some time now and has my respect... but I still like to reminisce. *notices Trevor's avatar image* That's the stuff. Not only that, but we would often poke fun at WWE gimmicks/storylines through satire and moments of homage. Can't take yourself too seriously all the time, so to speak. I'm usually not a big fan of ripping a current, popular angle from wrestling promotions, but as some members have proven... sometimes it's a good starting point, as long as you evolve.

That's a really big shoe. If it's one match per page, that's already 9 pages... add in RP's and by gawd. The matches look solid though. I wonder if Trevor McManus is going to tell Jay he's relieved of his duties and takes over. Would be funnier if Nate did it, but Trevor will do.

I didn't even notice that he changed his name... I saw Irv and automatically finish it when ever I read it, apparently. Irvine... Irvine... Irvine. That's gonna take a while to get used to. Speaking of CIA shit: I had a temp who worked for me when I was in manufacturing -- a real smart guy, not just book-smarts but philosophical and pop-culture-wise... great conversations -- anyways, the guy gets let-go by the temp agency because he answered his phone once while on the production floor. Fast forward a few months and I get a call from an unknown number, saying he put me down as a reference and wanted to ask me some questions. I said, "Sure, it's the least I can do for ******. Where are you located"? The woman replies with: "I would actually be coming to see you, if that's alright"? So she comes down and first of all, she was hot and dressed like Skully from X-Files... nice. Secondly, she was freakin' FBI. I almost started instantaneously sweating and hoped she didn't want to check out my computer lol. Anyways, turns out, due to his new job, they had to do background checks and what not.

1) Parker sucks at lotteries. 2) A serving of Irving can be unnerving. Black and yellow, black and yellow. 3) Dupree + taxi = money. Just seems unfair, as I have money taken away form me when ever I get in a cab. 4) Def Leopard Print. Not sure where it was going, but God works in mysterious ways? 5) Speaking of God and working in mysterious ways: .......Genesis 32:27 - The Man asked him, "What is your name"? "Jacob", he answered.

Just like a Scottsman to talk mess about the Irish. I was curious: can you block a finisher from an Irish Whip?

Sounds like a challenge to the Mad One. It is obvious that you have a strong resolve... but even the strongest of men have crumbled to the haunting sounds and images of Sarah McLachlan and the SPCA. Behold... and weep like a baby whose spirit has been broken.

What happened to Smythe? Did he finally get a record deal? LAWL. No, really, what happened to Smythe?

Ha. It's all part of the plan (that's a callback to the Sting remark, by the way). But yeah, I wanted to break world records; and having a Tournament last for 2+ years has never been done before... unless you count Heaton's "Lose My Virginity Tournament". No one's ever going to break that record, so thankfully it was never sanctioned.

Are we finally going to get Robo-Rockstar? http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs17/f/2007/159/8/4/Robocop_can_rock_by_jmgallo.jpg "Dead or alive, you're getting pinned by me." I'd buy that for a dollar.

The more things change, the more things stay the same. Sup, Parker. I dig the look, but for some reason I imagine you with an accent now. I'm actually diggin' allot of the attires lately; seems like allot of guys are starting to find their niche... so to speak. Just listened to The Desk and boy does Jaysin seem pumped full of energy - more than usual, I should say. I'm excited about the Road to the Gold tournament at The Clash. I see there's also a new stat set-up being implemented... along with a "clean slate" initiative? It's good to see that Dupree and LSD are doing so well - don't think I forgot about our little wager, Dupree: Turns out that Sting was not the mystery man in the promo... *sad face*. To the victor go the spoils and I'll do my best to fulfill my end of the bet. Speaking of Sting: what the hell is going on with him now? First the "homage" to The Crow; now he's paying "homage" to The Joker? Don't get me wrong, I appreciate his dedication to the gimmick, but it reminds me more of Jim Carrey and just feels awkwardly in bad taste, if that makes sense.