Michael Morrison

I was wondering when you were going to do a callback on that "article". I like how you're trying to keep your crew strong... but no glass touching? http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/8885/12876211.png I thought you guys were close, man.

It may have just been a glitch or me reading the screen wrong, but I could have sworn that one of the tables moved from one corner to another after a superplex was performed. That, and you tried to bust a table in the same bottom-left corner, twice.

LAWL @ Scott Pilgrim theme. I've already seen Parker's bald look, but I just realized who it reminded me of... http://media.theiapolis.com/d8/h1KW/i2BP/t4/wP0/image5.jpg I really enjoyed the 4CoW match :P although me thinks it may have been two matches spliced together. Either way, it was a close match with some really nice spots. Hats off to Jackson and D. Jones. Also, I'm not sure if it's just my plug-in or if it's certain video samples, but Baxter's match was on speed and sometimes I get this clipping, where the video seems to skip ahead a second. An example of this was during the North American #1 Contender Match, during Dorien's entrance... as well as Hostile's entrance... who reminded me of Geomon.

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Woo Hoo... 4CoW! EDIT: Originally, once you put your opponent through a table in each corner, you won, but even with the rule change, as long as I get to enjoy a 4CoW without already knowing who wins, I'm happy.

http://i.imgur.com/qouVw.gifJerry "the King" LAWL

Giggidy.

I haven't read any other reviews or comments for that matter, so I apologize if I repeat things that have already been said. Having said that, here are some quick hits. - Aries, you have a wickedly clean intro theme, you’ve defeated the monster that is Mayhem in a truly epic fashion by using your FI contract… but you look so sad with that title on your shoulder. Why so sad, panda bear? - Oh… Valmont is a dick… that’s why the sad panda. - LAWL… go ahead, JUMP! - Love the first page, lovin’ the VV Aries angle so far. - Cross can talk without moving his lips… he just has to scream and somehow words are formed. - When I read Mayhem’s RP’s, I envision a metal opera; where all the characters sing their parts in a theatrical way… like OCW meets Dethklok or something. And yes, it’s incredibly epic. - Does affirmative action work with Future Investments? - 2011 Move to Look Out For: Hammerlock. - Hostility will try to kill the metal… will the Precious Metal strike them down? Obvious rivals await a not-so-obvious outcome. \m/ - Gotholocalypse plans on pulling the tried-n-true sneak attack, but the Blonde Scotsman sees it coming. Honestly… who plans a sneak attack with their locker-room door open? And I find it amusing how Trev “walks” away after hearing such dastardly plans… it looked like he was going to a tea party or something. The caption should have read, “Fa Lala Lala.” - Citizen Fausto actually sounds like the title of a deep Oscar winning movie or something. Like Citizen Cain meets Faust. - Well at least it’s not the cover of Playgirl. - Dolla, dolla, ho, y’all. Apparently, Jasmine (allegedly) used to take strange men to a whole new world… a new, fantastic point of view… no one to tell them no or where to go… or say they’re only dreaming. - IT’S OVER 40,000! Mr. J goes atomic on the man once known as S. Bomber… dropping such words as “fraud” and “louse”. Oh yeah, he went there. Kudos on the Kanye and The Greek reference. - Poopies… now I’m craving Chinese food. I don’t think Golden Woc is open at this hour… DAMNIT! Such good sweet-n-sour chicken. They make their own fresh sauce and it’s so good that I often wish my wife’s vagina tasted… *light bulb* - Do all the roster members just hang outside other member’s locker-rooms, listening in? Jesus, man, it’s called personal space, jackasses. Give me 50 feet, please. - It’s funny… I still find the pirate gag amusing. Somehow it just seems fitting and right, despite my logic censors stating otherwise. If the Caribbean crew manages to get the Tag Titles in the near future, they would be holding allot of booty… I mean gold... I don’t want to picture them… holding booty... *shivers* - Trading blows all the way to the back. - Flame Retardent… greatest tag team name ever created by mere mortals. Sorry, Precious Metal. - Calamity ensues with collateral damage. While Eminem spits fire, sneak attacks backfire. The pimp hand is strong but it all went wrong. Crowe goes with the flow but ends up with nothing to show… for it. OK, that last one kinda sucked, but you have to admit the first 3 statements were pretty clever. - A small Storm attempts to knock over a big Cross. My interest <--- You have it. - Casey is back and introduces a new client. Alright, so I want to put this out there… is it weird that I sometimes wish Casey was real and possibly, maybe, hypothetically thought about her in the shower once? You know what… just forget I brought it up. Welcome back Casey… you cunt. Ooooooo Yeaaaaaah!

Haha, Matsuda is going to kill Trevor. Wait... I'm doing that subjective reading thing again.

...to replace your other man bags? Oh man, I've been such a long time for a setup like that. Anyways, as much as most would hate to admit it, I bet everyone's a little glad to see Karim bringing his metrosexual, purse carrying ass back to OCW.

Concerning the background -- btw, what is that tube on the right that exits out of your ceiling -- your capture device should have came with a green screen. If not, you can buy one from Pinnacle for about $20 or make one. Just putting that out there. You're welcome on the donation and once again... you stay the fuck away from my wife. She bought some pepper spray, but I told her, "Pepper spray? He's Hispanic... that will just give him something to put on his dinner, after he's done with your fajita." Also, I think I brought this up before, but Hispanic is no longer a race/ethnicity. We are simply a sub-category of "Caucasian" now... at least, according to the census... so I guess "American" is the safest way to go now.

b :) d at the oldschool manager/translator.

Crush your enemies... see them driven before you... and the lamentation of da' women.

I wish the game had a finisher where you place your palm on your opponents head and scream, "Be GONE evil Demon! Holli-Luya, you are saved! AMEN!" and the opponent just falls to the ground as a light from the ceiling shines down. lol... maybe you can use the Mandible Claw or something.

I actually liked the RIOT video better... even though it took repeated viewing to get used to the music on both videos. Musical preference aside, both videos are well done and the rooks should feel pretty good, considering how that Jay took the time to make such a nice intro for them... that means he has faith in you all... faith that you'll pay rent, so to speak.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1695/fullofwin.jpg Part of me is sad, because I was also working on a RIOT intro... but this one is so damn full of win that I can't stay mad at you. Very well done, sir... I really like the text effect in the intro... what did you use for that?

Woooooooo....sh.

Ha! That's humorous.

Awww, I was going to Google the hell out of "Unutoa" and then post it's meaning, whilst pretending to have known what it meant from the very beginning... but you kinda explained what it meant :(

http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/35486.gifOne of my favorite Tekken characters... just pointing that out. Also, kudos on your fist RP.

He already made one for Mad Mike, and seeing as we shared similar facepaint at one point, he figured you could just add a green tint to my video. Ha!

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Mayhem would feed you for quite some time. Just sayin' >_> I picture a mixture of Snitksy and The Boogey Man. Definitely different, I must say.

Hehe, I love these videos. I guess a good way to measure your success would be to see if Parker makes a video for you... after this business has left you with an addiction to pain-killers, severe bone deterioration and irreversible brain damage. But, when your cashew-sized brain registers the fact that he did make a video, and you try to stand-up -- using the titanium walker your kids got ya for Christmas -- in order to raise your arthritic hands high in the name of glory... it will all be worth it. :P