Michael Morrison

Pull the swerve, Carlos; I'd mark for Mr. Cruz. Stop fighting the man and become part of the man... that didn't come out right. It was cool to see Mania again. Last time I saw him, was when I made the OCW vid -- I believe he also faced McManus -- and I remember saying how I dug his new attire and then nothing. I also like how they timed to music to fit the length of the match. Nice. Speaking of music, so far, best soundtrack goes to Morgan/Poe. The ME was good and seeing as it's still page 1, I won't give out details. Lets just say that Mayhem made it very clear who he wants to face next... either that or he's ducking someone else.

When do you think you'll find time to sit down and write it?

Stuffs That I Dug The intro video: Nice little reminder of what happened at Damnation, or should I say, what happened to Leon. Xcalibur's RP was entertaining to me, but I'm still undecided on the entrance music. Once, during the PPV was humorous... now, for some reason, it seems... not as humorous. Polling stating, "The Mexican is cleaning house." Either it's a very clever play on words, or simply a coincidental use of an old term. I took it as the former of the two. Like Leon said, Morgan and Clarke probably have one of the best angles in OCW at the moment. It's not overly self indulgent or painfully bland; just a solid story that makes me want to follow it to the end. Speaking of self indulgent: Smythe may toot his own horn more than Dizzy Gillespie -- in and out outside the ring -- but I'm glad he's got the strap. Every fed benefits from guys like Smythe: they are so dedicated to being what they claim to be, that they put 110% in everything they do. They sweat the details, so even if they were to produce a shit product, it would still be a well polished piece of shit lol. Aries turns "'eel" without even knowing it... which actually sounds like an interesting gimmick *writes that shit down*. Guy vs Mayhem at Consequence. Stuffs I Didn't Dig Robinson possibly robbing me of Guy vs Mayhem at Consequence, with a #1 Con Match next week, against Smythe. Stuffs I Didn't Think I'd Dig, But After Some Thought, Came To Dig. Smythe vs Guy for the #1 Contendorship: winner faces The Monsta' at Consequence.

It's funny, because Leon looks like the old Parker, and Parker looks like Bum Guy Fausto, and Guy Fausto looks like... well, sloppy joe that's been left in the sun, but that's neither here nor there. I forget where I was going with this, but I managed to ZING Guy, so my work here is done.

Trance vs Hazard... about 8:30, there was a pretty good spot involving a near count out. I actually held my breath for a sec, considering what was at stake lol. Best Soundtrack goes to SDW vs KD. What was the second song that sounds like Redman with a British accent.... Blocparty? Can't say too much, as it's still page 1, but I enjoyed the show. I'm becoming a fan of Trevor's RP's as well. Subtle humor goes a long ways with me.

Poe needs to work on his cardio. I guess he never saw Zombieland. EDIT: LOL... Linkin Park...

Wooooooooooooooo! EDIT: LOL... I'm guessing the cam-man for Mayhem vs Trevor went to eat lunch or something, because when the fight goes outside, the ref stays in the ring and eyeballs the Cam Ninja. Then he has to run outside to count if there is a pin. And yes, i skipped ahead for this match, because I've been anticipating it... so nyah.

You need to stop posting those pics... do you know how many computer screens I've damaged because of you?

-_- Why do I even bother.

I told you that wasn't a mole on her lip, brah. I posted a hype video on YouTube, saying that the PPV was on the 6th :( Maybe I can re-edit.

First Cryme Time and now this. The white man is laughing from his ivory tower. It is up to Smythe and KD to stop the chain of black-on-black violence. But in case they don't, I say Smythe is going to beat the black off KD. Afterwards, Smythe will absorb KD's blackness, adding it to his own darkness, in order to become... the one and only black man left in OCW... just like in Highlander... but with black people... Blacklander, if you will. I'd be careful if I was Jookie or that one other black guy, who's name escapes me.

Saw the first match and it was EPIIIIIIIC! KD almost got the 3 count but Judas said, "Oh hell no!" What a victory for Judas. When the aliens came down and blew up the Whitehouse, I was confused at first, but figured it was artistic freedom. I still can't believe that Badass Bill chose to return to OCW during the middle of the match, but after the aliens thing, I guess it's not that weird. Great opener, guys. b :D d

Collision with a car won't keep him from competing... but a chair stomp will... I smell shenanigans....... and mary-jew-wanna.

I think he borrowed that from the Romeo + Juliet remake... sounds familiar. EDIT: Yep... Romeo + Juliet ST [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnIVzHztbhw]YouTube- Talk Show Host - RadioHead - Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack[/ame] EDIT II: Just wanted to let Pugh know... Mad Mike drinks coffee... lots of it.

Ha... it's funny, cuz it's true.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t81s0QkVrrg/SHp_ft3ancI/AAAAAAAAACw/LwATqUQ216k/s320/bust_a_deal_wheel.jpg Remember this?

"Winners go home to f*ck the prom queen... like Hazard would." There were many great things said in this Desk, but for some reason, that one line is what caused the Snapple Apple to make it's way towards my nasal canals, as I tried not waste a precious drop by spitting it out... because I really like my Snapple Apple. Even with a hint of my own snot, it will find its way to my belly.

I guess he suffered an airline fracture.... fuck y'all, thats funny.

Forgot to mention this in previous post, but I'm really interested to see where Morgan and Clarke go with their angle, which is one of my favorite introduction angles to date. Allot of potential here and the crowd's mixed reaction is appropriate: they are assholes, but they're trying to save OCW from bankruptcy... or so it would seem. Either way, it's hard to label them, but I get the feeling they'll be annoying us for a while now. Bastards took down my video -_-

Made it to page 5 and outside of the Bombshell Battle Royal, it's been a good showing. The FI match was probably my favorite FI so far, so it's good to see that the participants were able to silence the critiques (me being one of them). Really fun match and congrats to the winner. I also really enjoyed Le'Tuce vs. Mystery Opponent. I do have to comment on one thing though: I recently posted a video of MMM's intro for SvR 2010 and I mentioned how I trimmed Mad Mike down, because I noticed he was a bit too bulky in previous generations. Looking at some of the Cruisers and Lightheavies this year... I'm wondering if I subliminally made him bulkier in previous years, due to everyone looking like a Hoss. I'm just sayin' we have some big guys pullin' moves that a CM Punk or John Morrison would use. I say this every year, but if you're not sure about your size, do a match against a WWE superstar of the same stature and see how they match-up.

http://www.ocwfed.net/recapppv/Wrestlution%202010/Match%20Banners/8.jpg Heehee... Leon thinks the V stands for Vagina. Look at him practicing his finger technique. Just remember to say, "I'm the master of the C.L.I.T." while shadow boxing. Stick n' move, baby... stick n' move. Now that I got my immature fix out of the way, on to the card... Main Event: Really looking forward to this one. Vince McMahon would downright cream his jeans -- if he ever wore jeans, that is -- if he could make a match like this. It's Hoss vs Bigger Hoss vs Super Hoss. There's so much juice in this match... you could watch it while eating breakfast and get 100% of your vitamin C. No need for OJ, my friends. But seriously, some big names and even bigger attitudes. That reminds me... is anyone still undefeated at Lution? NA Championship: Considering the history that these two have with the NA Title, it's a rather intriguing match-up. Plus, I'm a fan of both wrestling styles, so it better be entertaining. Also, the "From Canada" at the end of the pitch had me rollin'. Canadians... these fuckin' guys. Fiscal Opportunity: Although I understand why Trip... Tevor is a little peeved about this match, but in all honesty, when I saw it on the card, I wanted to see it. I don't know if it was the sales pitch or the pirate factor, but I'm honestly interested in seeing this match go down, so maybe Leon is on to something here. Future Investment: These matches tend to drag out quite a bit, but usually the people involved makes it worth the watch. Having said that, I have to agree with previous comments: I'm not really feelin' the match. Then again, I don't watch all the matches, so I'm not that familiar with all of them. Hopefully, they can pull-off something worth talking about, so word of mouth spreads and everyone decides to check it out without skipping to the end. For those involved... try not to take this as negative criticism -- as I'm sure you've all earned your spots -- but see it as an opportunity to impress. Just try not to impress us so much that someone hits you in the face with a ladder and end up like Joey Mercury. Also: "Nearly every person who has won the Future Investment has gone on to become World Champion and Hall of Famer." Yeah... sorry about that. TV Championship: Oooooooo, mystery opponent. Who ever could it be? With the recent talks of vets coming out of retirement and just the crazy feeling in the air, lately, I'm definitely checking this one out. Damnit, why am I such a sucker for mystery opponents? It makes me feel like such a mark... or this guy: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCx240KYYYA]YouTube- Oh No! Batista![/ame] It's real to me, damnit! I'm not even touching the last match on the card, because I've been gone for a while and I don't know which ones are vets or rookies.

Do you still have the ToP jet?

Interesting.... very interesting, indeed.

To get this out of the way.... Quote of the episode: "I gotta take a shit in the morning, because if I don't shit, it fucks up my day." Not the usual Desk material, but insightful, none the less. Never would have pegged Jay as one who would ponder over power ballad lyrics, but Guy could always use a Sensational cover of any Iron Maiden song. As far as the 5 year plan (I had a 5 year plan... 5 years ago) and the daily grind: I downloaded this little ditty to my iPod and try to play it, every day, before going to work... sometimes I'll play it at the start-up meetings to hype-up my crew as well. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLDitGAUrno]YouTube- KATT WILLIAMS: Every Day I'm Hustlin'[/ame] As far as pod topics... try thinking of little, mundane shit that most people do every day -- including you -- and sometimes it kickstarts the 'ol memory banks and reminds you of interesting crap. For example, here's how Mad Mike's mind works... Topic: Clipping Toenails (I'm about to rant on, so feel free to skip the following unless you're just that bored or if you're Jay) I wonder if everyone clips their toenails the same... do they start at the big toe and move to the pinky? I once dated a chick who had an ingrown toenail and it got so bad that they had to remove the toenail and she had this nailess... thing... that I couldn't stop obsessing over. I only saw it once, without the wrapping around it, but that was enough. Every time we would start to makeout... that fucking nub of red flesh would push itself into my mind and I would think, "Will it grow back? What if it doesn't? What if all her toenails fall off? Is that a good enough reason to leave a chick? Am I that guy?" I mean... do we really even need toenails? It's not like people open soda cans with their feet... or scrape-back video game cartridge tape with their toes. God I hate that fucking tape they put on video game cartridges and DVD's now. Do they have to wrap it in bullet proof plastic wrap, weld it shut and then add un-peelable tape... not just on the side, but on the top and bottom of the case as well? And they wonder why people just download shit off torrent sites. I bet, deep down, people don't pirate shit because they don't want to pay for it, it's because they don't want to spend a day working just to afford a game, only to spend half an hour, just trying to open the goddamn thing. Let's not forget driving to the damn store, hopefully, without getting stuck behind that asshole who feels the need to go 20 MPH below the speed limit... making your way through a crowded Gamestop -- which is about the size of a studio apartment -- knowing that the guy behind the counter is going to offer some kind of special deal while his friend explains why you shouldn't buy the game -- because he knows what you enjoy playing somehow -- but you shrug it off as you laugh, because you're thinking "At least I know what a pussy feels like." That's if you can even get to the counter, because some soccer mom decided that today was the best day to buy her spoiled shit the video game he's been nagging her to buy since he saw the commercial for "Transformers the Game"; but the mom knows jackshit about video games, so she spends the next hour trying to make sure she's getting the right game, "We have the white system with that one font on the front... but I don't remember if it said Wii or XBOX". Jesus Christ, I feel like pirating something off the internet right now, just thinking about this shit! Sorry if that dragged on, but you get the idea.

I missed these little Desk jobs. To all those, new to OCW: I recommend that you take the time to listen to all the episodes of The Desk in the OCW Radio player. Maybe when you're working on something while you happen to be online or maybe while looking for porn... strike that... you probably don't want Jay's voice in the background while lookin' at lady parts. Either way, if you are at the PC and want some background noise; The Desk is a mighty fine option. Best quote of this episode: so many to choose, but I gotta go with, "If you can walk a mile in someone's shoes... you will have their shoes... and they will be shoeless, so you can run away."