Michael Morrison

You give some people too much credit... and no, I'm not taking a jab at Kavito.

A 3.5 hour PPV? That's insane... that's like 1.5 hours longer than a WWE PPV. It's unprecedented, sir. You can't possibly fit that much wrestling in one show without cutting it short, thus robbing people of their money. Also, I now know how to spell "unprecendented" thanks to this post. Never had to spell it before, but there you go.

Everyone knows that VFM is really RVD. You're talking to the enemy, Chino... the ENEMYYYYY!

Oh snap! I mean... shut up, Vickie.

Frank... your arms are paper thin from certain angles. I noticed it the last time I saw your CAW, but I thought is was because you weren't completely finished with it or something. You're gonna decapitate someone with a lariat with arms like that. Smooth, like butter.

Neither, probably. Some people go out of their way to make an awesome video or write a 5 star RP and still feel the cold sting of disregard. Considering you're team name was more-or-less just mentioned, you shouldn't feel bad... unless you really expected everyone to be like, "Oh snap, they just said Weapons of Mass Destruction is in da h'zouse!"

Allot of good matches. The main event is fantastico. Que bueno.

I'm gonna miss Trips. Jay, do what you have to do... but be gentle when you do it; he's like a son to me. Not like a cool, great at football, good with the ladies, making good grades kind of son... more like one of those skinny, awkward, records plastic bags as they flail in the wind due to it's hidden symbolism and artistic potential. Either way, I shall miss him.

Thank you, sir. See, someone get's Mad Mike. That's exactly what I wanted to go with, something that was different but similar to previous attires. As for the the layering: I actually stumble upon most of my layer combos while moving stuff around. I know you're a big user of layers, so thanks for the kudos.

What the hell? I go to check out the comments of my fellow OCW members and what do I see? I'm getting fashion advice from someone who had the same hairstyle my mother did in 1979 and wears an outfit which looks like it came out of the back-end of a magical, 6 foot pigeon that ate a box of pastel crayons. By the way, I'm going to start calling Kip, "A6". No, not because he's stylish like the Audi A6, but because it looked like he had 3 Adams Apples when I gave him the Nutcase last week. Although, watching Deano slap you around like a hooker overdosing on H, it might have been enough to knock em back down.... lets just hope that they don't get your pinky confused for your jimmy, because then you'd be the first guy who could literally ball his fist in rage. Now lets move on to Kang, who recently, is all over my nuts about the change in attire. Look Kang, I understand that you're probably upset because I ruined your masturbation routine. Now when ever you try to spank one out to a pic of Mad Mike, you can't help but think of Steven Segal, which is all kinds of fucked up, but we won't get into that. To add to your homo-erotic fascinations, you then start trying to picture me as a little school girl, jumping up and down with joy. My guess is that you're one of the many green dots people see when they look up registered sex offenders near their area. Maybe they can put a Burger King crown on your dot so they know it's you and people can avoid situations like this... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6f/Creepy_King_Bed.png/250px-Creepy_King_Bed.png On to the show. Although I agree with Burger Kang, on the constant backing away from each other -- which caused some humorous back and forth swing-and-a-miss action -- the match was pretty entertaining. It also looks like the Omega Black Dragons, have been put on notice by Weapons of Mass Destruction, so either Steve Blackman is back, or those one new guys are about to reveal themselves to OCW. I was wondering where they went. I knew it, Vindicator is Eric Draven. Come on, you had to know that either Mania or myself, would catch that. I was on the fence about the feud between Trips and Smith, but it's starting to intrigue me. It had a rough start due to the reviews and comments about the attack last week, but they're not letting that effect them and seem to be on the right track with it now. It was cool to have a match against Blade. Typcially I don't like to speak on the mic when doing an offiicial match, because it's usually late and I don't want to wake up the wife and when I talk through a match, I end up pulling the same moves over, because I'm not concentrating. I made an exception with Blade, because he's just a funny dude, and it's been a while since we've had a match. There were some parts that seemed to drag out between attacks, probably because of our discussion during the match, so I decided to spice up the video with some clips in-between to speed it up. As for the remark of Blade being a "combo whore", he actually didn't overdo it. Allot of people, recently, use killer combo attacks, but unlike some, Blade is old-school (like myself) and mostly uses strikes in his combos -- back in the day, allot of guys would throw like 3-5 punches before a grapple to throw people off -- which doesn't do allot of damage. Usually, if you count the amount of quick grapples it takes to turn someone from yellow to orange, it takes twice the amount of strikes to do the same. The reference to Trance's batteries dying during his Guitar Hero RP with Rox, was a bad idea in my opinion. Had the original incident not dragged out so long ago, it might have been funny, but to me it just brought back bad memories of flaming threads and outraged members (see what I did there?). It would be equivalent to Kramer (from Seinfeld) writing an "funny" RP about racist remarks. I think it would be better to never speak of it again, but that's just my view on it. That's all I got for now; still need to watch the last page of the show.

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2159/theclashjan2009pr3.jpg I present to you, Leon "The Cold Hearted" As the PPV approaches and the champion's mind continues to crack like the ice that fills his heart, will his gold slip away, along with his mental state?

ZING! Sounds right. Sup, Tyler? Yeah, things have changed: not only has Trips lost the face-paint, but we have reason to believe he's been intimate with those of the opposite sex. They grow up so fast, don't they? Reminds me... did you know dudes are timing their BJ's now? Yeah, me neither, but apparently it's what they do... don't ask me why. Yeah, matches are definitely quicker and until the patch comes out, I strongly recommend having 90 durability, because if you think a 10 minute match is fast, see how quick it is when you have 70 durability. I can only fit about a song and a half in matches now, which makes it hard for me. Each time I edit it comes down to, "Ok... out of these two great songs, which one am I willing to cut in half? Oh, I can't do this; I love "Hungry Eyes" and "Goodbye Horses", equally. Damn you SvR 2009." I'm in Bloodline now, which was started by Smythe of all people. Remember when he accused me of Tylering and I got all, "Arrrrgh, I'll stab your eyes out, you Predator lookin' son-of-a-bitch" and now look... in the same faction. I bring that up, because I remember trying to replace "Tylering" with "MMMering"... but it didn't have the same ring, so eh. Oh yeah, Nate no-sold death (don't act surprised) and decided to team with (blackmail) Bloodline to exact his revenge on the Leon and Mr. Sensation -- their the ones to tried to kill him but accomplished "fail" instead -- so now I'm technically part of Nate/Bloodline... or as I like to call it "Gold Blooded". I'm doing O.W.N again and Jay restarted the rating system, but one that might actually work. It has it's own site and everything. I helped make the avatars b :) d There's a new season of The Reactor, so be sure to check that out and Jay found another personality in that head of his, bringing us his second cousin's brothers third nephew... twice removed... or something. I think he explains it in the new "Week In Review" radio show. Karim hangs around, but mostly in the "Real Life Pics" thread, where I use satire (learned that from the Reactor) to get cheap laughs from all the pics he posts. If you don't know what "no homo" is... google it, because it's bound to pop up in just about every thread. I'm not sure if Canada has the same thing or if it's "no homo, ay", which actually sounds funnier... so I'll probably just start saying that instead. For some reason, I can't see Canadians saying the word homo... or anything bad for that matter. So, what are you up to?

Forgot to mention this before, but I was really impressed with the I-Gen "win-a-wife" RP. There were some odd parts to it, but it lead up to -- what I think -- one of the most creative comebacks I've seen in OCW. I never saw it comming, although I may have been the only one who didn't. I figured Cruz would be back eventualy, but I was hoping they wouldn't just have him pop up in an RP and do a quick fix like, "Oh, naw, I got the greencard thing taken care of."

It's actually a good gimmick to run with... so run... run like the wind. Fly fly.

My frown remains, douchebag... you don't know how to roll your R's, so the kiss lacked spice and passion. I can teach you this rolling-of-the-R's, but first you must grow the traditional Rican, mustache/goatee combo. It helps with the learning process for some reason.

Hehe... E-Caves. Anyways, it's obvious that Cross' brother is none other than Guy Fausto. Duh.

I thought Aries had the RROD or some kind of internet issue. Can't remember, but I remember someone saying he can't compete for some reason.

The soundbite was at the very end of the match, plugging my new "Gravy Train Inc." video editing production... which consists of me and Pinnacle Studios.

You ain't kidding. Watching the match over, Kip must have like 99 durability, because we were pretty even (move wise), but I could barely get him Yellow/Orange.I'm just gonna have to start using nothing but powerbomb variations lol. I'm surprised no one caught the soundbite at the end of the match or my Rob Van Dam tribute during the match, other than Kip :( Anyways, I'll finish watching the show at work, or afterwords, and put some comments down. As for my new attire, I still have an Old-School edition of Mad Mike, possibly for Hardcore matches and what not, but as I mentioned before, I couldn't recreate the old costume in 2009... at least not the way it's suppose to look.

In case anyone was thinking of naming their kids "Michael" -- understand that it's one of the most difficult names to spell. Hey, anyone hear about that crazy woman who was pissed at her daughter's school because they weren't pronouncing her daughter's name correctly? Spelled La-a, but pronounced "La dash a". The mother informed the school that "the dash ain't silent, y'all." On to the card: Allot of people that haven't been in that much action lately... counting myself as well. I'm curious to see how every match turns out, but the match I most want to see on the card is Irving vs. Trips. I have my reasons.

Uh... Bearfucker... do you require assistance?

It's a good move for Deano, especially now that he's trimmed down. As for the show, I still haven't watched all the matches, but I finished reading all the RP's at work. I've started keeping track of certain "events" for record keeping, OWN and for the 2009 awards, and I already have a crap load of entries just from RIOT. This was a really good start for the 2009 era of change. LEON - Leon is still head heel with the OCW Heavyweight Title around his waist and continues to talk smack, but it doesn't really look like anyone's getting in his face about it, other than Tiff and a dead guy. Could it be, that he's already gotten in everyone's head? Perhaps with his mental breakdown during the show, others will see him as just human... or maybe they'll stay even further away from his pa-rif, because it's one thing to be a baaaad man, it's another to be an unstable baaaad man. BLOODLINE - The group RP was fun, but far more difficult than back in the ToP days, considering the large array of personalities The Bloodline posseses. ToP was primarily made up of similar, distruction driven individuals, while with Bloodline, everyone's got their own thing going. IRVING - I almost wish I came up with this gimmick, but I'm more than willing to see what Irving does with it. I know it's a contradictory statement, considering how his goals are to have no goals... so really, he intends to do nothing with it, if you think about it. Deep stuff. SO POE - Although I enjoyed the RP, I've already watched the Dark Night... twice and I've been making suddle references on the boards for a while now, so it didn't have the same edge on me as it might have for some of the others who posted. If anything, it fills my head with possible variations of "The Joker" character that one could create in CAW mode... which I'll probably spend hours doing once I get off work. I like coming up with odd face-paint designs. JUSTIN ROX? - Some have already made a similar statement, but the character reminds me of the time Heaton was masquerading as Guy (Guyton) way back. The colors and mesh shirt... memories. Anyways, a part of me really wants to like this character, but I have to admit that my Mad Spider Senses are tingling. I have a feeling the gimmick will burn out soon - that was a rock-n-roll pun, in case you were wondering. Then again, it's a good way to re-create yourself and if played right, it may lead to other things. Not bad. SMYTHE D. WONDERING WHY - You know you're big-time when you can no-sell death and no one gives it a second thought, other than, "what took so long?" Smythe is stuck between a tombstone and a hard place, but the man that never dies did bring up some intriguing points. There is a massive power struggle going on in OCW and no one wants to flip the off-switch, so eventually things are gonna get nasty. However, certain people have a clear advantage, thus why this "proposition" is so important. If Smythe decides to play ball, the tides could turn and new alliances could be formed and old bridges could be burned down faster than Nate's house. I don't even know how this is going to turn out and I'm in Bloodline for christs sake. I-GEN - In all honesty, I expected I-Gen to fall apart right away in 2009. I saw everyone going their own way and maybe some more heel turns, but they appear to be in good spirits... for the most part. Deano's lack of alcohol consumption during an all night binge is classic, while Nathan's race remains a riddle - reminds me of Super Troopers. They appear to have lost Vincent during the festivities, but I think he's just ducking me. Never figured him for a coward, but eh. Some might say Leon took him out, but I'm gonna stick with the coward theory. VFM - By GAWD, Stoned Cold, Stoned Cold, Stond Cold! Yeah, I know the joke is played out, but I couldn't resist. Just when you think OCW's top smartass couldn't get any smartassier, he goes and opens his mouth. Let me return the favor and say, well played, sir. Could it be that VFM has reached such a state of overness, that he can win 8 awards without even trying? Could it be that he'll sweep this year's award show by trying even less? I hope to god, not... because he'll eventually just take a shit; put his hat on it; teach it how to Dimebag Drop-a-bitch and say his turd is more talented than all of us. Well, I won't let VFTurd make a fool out of me! Oh hell no! COOP - And still... undefeated WWE Champion.... Alex... Goof Troop... Coooooperrrrrrrrr! The belt is still around his waist and he still has allot of anger to displace. I'm just worried that he's eventually going to run out of tables and start putting Black through runway supermodels... because when they are bent over, they have four legs and a flat surface.... because they have no ass or tits... because they vomit everything... so yeah. TRIPS - How long has Trips had short hair?

I totally thought this thread was going to be about the phrase "porch monkey." Anyways... I may have found the cover to the Feb. issue of OWN. We'll see if they can keep it up, as Cross was bold enough to say.

Ha... I remember when they started that damn Wiki. I spent over an hour, writing down Mad Mike's backstory, only to realize that Wiki was German for "Won't-Get-Done-So-You-Just-Wasted-An-Hour-of-Your-Life". Great... now I'm all pissed off and shit. I guess what I'm trying to say is that it won't be any sweat off my sack if you remove that horrible reminder of "time wasted" and replace it with something of value.

What is the punishment for relinquishing the site link to infidels?