Michael Morrison

Yeah, like how Boba Fett decided to go all rap-star after the movies came out and now he's rollin' in the milk n' honey. I think he even has a new album with Timbaland coming out soon. [ame=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uILUCplfi-M]YouTube - Mc Chris Fett's Vette[/ame] Just goes to show; if you have the gumption and put in the work, you too, can live your dream.

Woooo, I got nominated for something b :( d I wish people would have remembered the A-Mart vs. Ed Reed match back in March, because that was the worst ass whoopin' I'd seen in a while. 3/18/2008... check it out. I was even doing the "Lord of the Ring" ranking system and no one came close to topping how one-sided that match was. As for most of the awards going to the more recent events: that's very common. Considering the lack of participation that 2008 brought, it's not at all surprising, to a greater extent. Even when I was voting, I had trouble remembering certain events or matches. This was, partly, what inspired the return of OWN. Perhaps it will help people remember those matches/moments that they'd otherwise forget about, mid-year. On to the congrats. Congrats to Jay and V. for the "Funniest Moment" win. I will remember those videos, probably until the day I die lol. Congrats to Nate Ortiz, Aries and Tyro Kraven for being nominated as "Fairest Players". The fact that you were even nominated says allot. Congrats to Regan for "Best GM". I hope this doesn't cause your head to increase to McMahon proportions... unless it means you're gonna start giving away millions of dollars just to pull in ratings. Congrats to The Steve for "Best Moveset". I actually don't remember who I voted for, but all the names up there are good choices. Congrats to VFM for "Best Heel". I just think it's the most ironic win, seeing as, deep down, you're just trying to save the company that everyone thinks you're trying to destroy. I'd congratulate Nate on the "Best Face"... but it's not like he's around to read it. *pours 40 on ground* Congrats to Aries for "Most Improved Rookie". Look forward to working with you in 2009. Congrats to Parker for "Most Hardcore". No brainer on this one, but I know he appreciated it. Congrats to Kip for "Best Rookie". He needs to lay off the Full Throttle energy drinks, but I believe I voted for him. I just hope his ego doesn't turn him into one of those guys who calls everyone out on everything and... aw, crap. Congrats to Malu/Smythe for "Best Tag Team". Also, if you're wondering why Smythe was on the cover of OWN, just look at the awards he was nominated for... except for the "worst dressed" one... pretend that one wasn't on there. Congrats to Cross for "Best Video Producer". Having dabbed in the video producing department myself, I know the videos he puts together are no easy task, so it's good to see him get some do. Congrats to VFM again for "Best Match Music Composer". I voted for you on that one... and even though I'm a little sad that Mad Mike wasn't even nominated, it's all good, since you and I have similar tastes anyways. Congrats to Vincent for "Most Improved Wrestler". You really have grown quite a bit... and I'm not talking about the ripped, roid induced muskles. Congrats to Nick Kage/Nate Ortiz for not only grabbing "Best Storyline" but also "Best Match". Amazing stuff. Last, but not least - maybe a little least - congrats to Jaysin for winning some awards... I forget which ones, but that's not important. I know what it's like to be in a leadership role where you put all this time and effort into something, only to see everyone else reap the rewards, so I'm glad to see you win something without having to nominate yourself lol.

Jesus... you really thought about that? How many members even have an iPhone?

You are referring to "Wrestlord", the God of Wrestling. Yeah, I used to end the mag with his segment... where he would belittle and demean all of the OCW locker room... especially Heaton and Finale.

Hopefully, it will be a positive motivator. As I told the few individuals who knew about the relaunch, I really missed coming up with the covers and what not. I didn't even realize it had been that long since the last issue (with Mayhem on the cover), until I checked up on it and saw "June 2006" on the bottom. Time flies.

Woooooo, I knew that bitch was lyin'. I told her I dun pulled out. Crazy-ass ho. Anyways, naw, the announcement is on the front page of OCWFED.NET, first headline.

-_- Most displeasing. I've been arguing with the wifey over "who gets to use the XBOX when and for how long" because I've been trying to get my attributes up to 74 in time for Indy Style. I know I didn't sign on, but I always try to make it to each show, in case they need anyone and I usually end up having a match as well :( I was going to announce something during the show as well... now I'm not sure if I should wait until tomorrow or announce it now.

I thought it was more of a gay reference, but I suppose a Gay Jew works as well. Perhaps "Flaming Jew" would be more PC?

Will you be making OCW Application Icons for the iPhone?

Most of us already knew. Jaysin told us on his secret "Inner Circle" AIM account. If you think this news was sweet, wait until he tells you about the 3 billion in bail-out money he convinced congress to give OCWFED.NET. Unlike the major car coorporations, Jaysin showed up there in a 1980 Chevy Nova - complete with "Summer of '79" bumper sticker - so they could see how drastically he needed the bail-out.

I guess we need to make a thread that explains the rules/stipulations of OCW specific match types. I actually think this was the second time someone had a 4CoW Match that wasn't really a 4CoW... or maybe I'm thinking of the Mad Blood Match... Either way, welcome aboard, Aries and don't worry about your video, Smythe, you'll have plenty of time to make up for it next year lol.

Hehe.... Baker's Dozen. How about *wait for it* Shake n' Bake! Save me Tom Cruise. Anyways... like Cross said: decent promo. I'm still not hooked, but at least it wasn't painfully bad like some first promo's.

I really dug the first RP with VFM and The Steve. The usual roid-rage-induced rantings accompanied by over the top threats are nowhere to be found. It's just an entertaining conversation piece set against an interesting backdrop. Reminding me of the simple joy I get when reading a novel or watching an indy film with heavy dialogue. It was a nice change of pace for RIOT. Speaking of indy... don't forget to catch Indy Live VI: Dec. 27th, 1PM (est). b :) d The Justice Vespa did make me wonder what ever happened to Scoot Scoot though. Although I really, really enjoy the WWE Title storyline, I sometimes worry that the WWE will retaliate in some way... like maybe not allow OCW to create their own titles in SvR2009 or something -_- Either way, congrats to Cooper for not only retaining the hideous WWE Championship, but also for doing it in a dominating performance. Match with Vega: Vega mentioned he was going to put the 2006 video in there and I'm glad he did. Brought back some fun memories. Not only did Vega make that masterpiece of editorial finesse, but he made it during a time when Americans could not yet play against Euros online. I sent him Mad Mike's CAW formula and the fucker made him from scratch just for that video. Sure, a few things were a little off, but you have to admire his effort and attention to detail. Good stuff. As for the match itself, we actually had to restart once, because his CAW didn't load properly. I still don't believe it loaded correctly the second time around either, but I guess Vega took consideration of my work hours and just let it roll. I know Lightheavies bruse easy, but he seemed to collect damage easier than expected. None the less, the match came out well, with allot of reversals and back n' forth. That elbow drop was for you, Parker. Ooooooo yeaaaaaaah. Vimes goes "film noir" on us with deep poetic thoughts flowing from his brain like a river of dirty water. A sad stream of hopelessness, trickling over rocks... forged of regret. Will he ever find the fleeting Fausto? Fuck if I know. The RP reminded me of The Watchmen, which I recently re-read. I was expecting Vimes to say something like: OCW will look up and shout "Find him!" and I'll whisper, "Meh." Before VFM and The Steve throw down, they break it down. They make some pretty provocative statements concerning Indy Live 6. Oh that's right, Titles and Contendorship will be up for grabs, people - something Leon is familiar with :P They do a good job of getting me hyped for the show, so I'm hoping I can make it. The biggest announcement has to be the promise of Boxing Jesus. Float like a messiah, sting like the wrath of God. Anyone else feel like a smoke break for some reason? Damn, Kip is on fire this week. As commentators would say, it's always good to head into a PPV with momentum. Too bad momentum doesn't mean a pile of beans when you're up againist The Bloodline. Still.... Prop 8 is a pretty good Tag Team name lol. The last match was actually a pretty damn good way to end the year. In fact the entire show was a good way to end the year. Like a good season finale, it stays familier but lets you know the next season will open a whole new can of worms. The status quo is left unbalanced, mysteries are left unsolved and debts are left unpaid. There is only one question you should be asking... are you ready for 2009? That, and is it weird to wear a belt with tights?

Just to clarify... Banging Seth's mom is a two-fer, but is that two points for each hole or just the initial bang?

Where the fuck was Jeff Hardy during all of this?

Great, this is sounding like a fight between two of our tech guys at work. Last thing I need is to be reminded of work while enjoying my shows.

Seems like the first RP was out of place. Somehow RIOT Tarintino'd that shit and started from the ending. Funny, Aries totally dipped his shalalee into Christine before Kang took the throne, if you know what I'm saying? And if you don't, that must have been an odd image that ran through your head when you read it. And yes, Jay's RP's are freakin' hilarious... I just hope he doesn't turn into a version of Kane/Vickie where he stays in that wheelchair for two years.

This is some BULLSHIT! Bullshit, I say... I'm out 10 grand! Freakin' Tyro losing to K Dangelo? And damn you too, Vinnie V! Who's gonna help me drive our camera-man insane now? Damnit all to hell and back. Heads are gonna roll! If I can't get my 10 G's back in cash, blood will just have to do. You two just got put on the Mad Hit List. I'll let Jay slide, because we'll need him to start the RWO, but one way or another, debts will be settled.

It's cool to see three Bloodline members in the most wanted... two of which didn't even have matches :P. Congrats to Smythe for realizing his life long dream of being on top of Nate Ortiz O_o Also, thank you for finally changing the Most Wanted image to something less yellow... and more next-gen-ish. Also, I like how you say Jacob Trance's title match was the most overlooked, yet he's the only name you forgot to place in bold lettering. http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/599/eversosmoothbykipaneen1.gif

I've really been diggin the cards as of late. Much like the Mania vs. Blade match, it reminds me when GM's really tried to outshine the other during the Asylum/Turmoil/Riot ratings war.

He's pretty good at falling off aprons... just putting that out there.

Trance vs. Ryder: Trance shows off his new Nike Ring-Runner boots but he needs to work on his top rope prowess. If someone can pull a Samoa Joe sidestep on your ass, you gotta work on your timing, buddy. Ryder looked to be in good form and had his diving deliveries perfectly timed. He even managed to pull the 'ol Possum Pin... which I remember very well. But, was it enough to stop the speedy Trance? I-Gen RP: I had to read through this one twice, as I had trouble following certain parts, but I guess Leon had no trouble following the boys who hide their toys. Accusations are made as Deano catches up on the I-Gen 411. Trance / Ryder RP: Two opponents turned allies? No, wait... they're opponents again. Nope, now they respect each other again. Oh... I see, they respect each other but a belt has come between them. A forbidden love that cannot be. So romantic. Kip vs. Irving: Interesting match-up here. The Sunset Strip meets The Prison Yard... the Sunkissed Blonde faces Tattooed Bully. Although this match wasn't as fast-paced as the first match of the night, the soundtrack is definitely a vast improvement. Kip shines like a star - 'cus stars are shiney - but Irving constantly eclipsed the Sunset Kip with his refusal to die. They're gonna have to pump up the dosage for lethal injections if Irving ever ends up back behind bars. Despite his seeming inability to go towards the perverbial light, it may be too little too late, as Kip stays on the offensive. Can Kip Konrad finally get Seth to shut his crapper yapper? MadMen RP: Umm... Morrison and Stevens continue to torment their camera-man as they make a dramatic entrance. Also, you learn a little fun fact about the population of North Dakota. Parker vs. Deano: A tough match for Deano to walk into. While others have been on a Hardcore Tour, Deano's been on a Sex Tour. Now, I'm no genius, but I'm pretty sure that those are two different kinds of "hard". Speaking of hard... Deano's junk is 100% sledgehammer resistant. More than likely, due to all the calluses from frequent hammering of it's own. I have to bring up something, concerning the match's soundtrack at around 8:40... did I really hear someone say, "But I be feelin' like Bruce Willis, each and every day I really wanna die hard"? Did I really hear that shit? Tell me... he didn't just say that. And during a tribute song to his dead father? For fuck's sake. Smythe RP: Smythe isn't all too happy about Nate's upcoming PPV: Black Sunday: but at least he ain't no jive turkey. He believes he discovered just who his "surprise" opponent will be and he claims ownership of this individual's punk ass. Mace vs. Aries: What a grueling match this was. Can precision overcome power? Does size really matter or is the motion of the ocean really what gets the job done? These are all good questions, which I'm sure no one is really going to answer, nor will this match, as it was just too close to call. Parker / Valmont Video: Someone was kind enough to make a tribute video, commemorating the five asswhoopings that Vincent Valmont has suffered against Parker Stevens in the past. This can either get inside Valmont's head - opening the floodgates of self doubt - or perhaps it can spark the current of change... change that Valmont needs to finally even the score? Well... technically it would be 1 -5, so it wouldn't exactly be even... but he'd be one step closer to being even... which is still pretty good. VFM RP: Mr. Montpellier realizes that Leonheart has been reaping the benefits from VFM's evilness as of late. Thanks to Versuse, Leon has been #1 on the Most Wanted list, two weeks in a row. This does not sit well with Mr. Montpellier as he realizes the horrific enevitablities this may cause. Best part: Morrison's breef but pivotal guest appearance. Vimes RP: This guy sure is persistent, with no signs of giving up. If only his height didn't give up, maybe he'd be one foot closer to eye level. Anyways, we are reminded of the mild discomfort of the chinlock as a doctor recounts the time Guy Fausto visited their most unfortunate hospital. Valmont RP: Don't Say It, Just Spray It!!! I'm not sure if mentioning how badass your opponent is... well I'm not sure if it's the best method to use before the big PPV. I'm just sayin'. Then again, reverse spychology has been known to work, so carry on. Valmont vs. VFM: Well, I must admit... Valmont looked well-versed in the art of Hardcore during this match. However, Mr. Montpellier recently had a win over the bionic Nate Ortiz, who recently had an upgrade of +5 strength and +500 resilience. Both men are on an impressive role as of late, but me thinks Valmont has a slight edge over VFM due to his Hardcore Tour. Leonheart (w/Jaysin) vs. Nate Ortiz: Bah... much like when Double A and Bauer go cruising the special Olympics for tail, this might as well have been a two-on-one handicap match. The only reason I won't complain more is because Nate comes out with "Cenafied" attire and salute... so a part of me wanted him to get jobbified. Then again, it's not so much if Nate will defy the odds, but just how will he defy them. My bet is that he'll pull the 'ol dick slap to those pesky odds. EDIT: Wooooo, first post!

My nominations are in. Seems like there are more repeated names this year than last year, but que sera.

MADMEN RP: I thought it was pretty good O_o You try making a positive comment on your own RP without coming off as a self promoting douche. It's harder than it seems. Valmont / Irving RP: The turmoil continues between I-Gen and the Cellmates... er, Deathrow. Braddock vs. ????: There's a surprise opponent and the guy snaps harder than Damon Waynes during a "Men on Film" skit. I enjoyed the back n' forth banter during the match. It was a nice touch. Also, it's revealed that Braddock wears a size 25 shoe, eleven minutes into the match. Leonheart / Ortiz RP: Speaking of snapping, fueled by the recent return of John "Salute Your Shorts" Cena, Nate takes it upon himself to learn some people. It's gonna take an H-Bomb to keep Nate out of Black Sunday. The H-bomb would probably do "the job" as well. Aries RP: That's what I said... it's my island. Always reminds of that scene. Anyways, Aries is making some crazy claims but if he can back them up, I'll donate a little rep... if only for the effort in wrting things out with an accent. Valmont RP: He pretty much tells Parker he's going to unleash it during Black Sunday. What exactly he'll unleash, I'm not sure, but I can bet it's not good. I mean, when was the last time someone told you they were going to unleash something and it didn't involve some kind of traumatizing scenario? Valmont vs. Irving vs. Kavito: Who would have guessed that Kavito went for the kendo stick? Either way, the ending to this was pretty mark worthy. Somebody finally shuts the fuck up, but who? Blade RP: Now that I'm never going to another Applebees, where ever will I get my Death By Chocolate? Oh yeah, there's like a Chili's right across the street. Speaking of food that tackles your stomach: do you like football? I bet you do. Do you like midgets? Who doesn't, am I right? Well then this RP is for you my friends. Leonheart / Regan / Kang RP: Leon's gunning for that #1 spot on the Most Wanted list. Two more RP's tonight and he's in like Flint. Smythe / Wesley RP: The Tag Champs are restless so they come up with something that is sure to entertain them until Chillfaktor. If you're a tag team, thought about being a tag team or just want a shot at Bloodline's gold... well you better pays attentions. Aries vs. Horse: *Palms face* Deano, Deano, Deano.... part of me missed ya... but the other part feels shame for missing you. So full of uncomfortable moments, is Deano Horse, but he's got moxy among other things. It's like having a Kip James that's actually worth watching. None the less, it was a damn solid match. One gets the dub, the other is drenched in blood. Aries / Kang RP: After his match, Aries leaves himself open for bamboozling, but not as open as he apparently left his heart. A little piece of the Aries' puzzle is reveiled but just enough to wet our appetite. He's got me hooked, I must admit. Ryder / Trance RP: It's all about the money shot... or so they say in the biz. These two gents share a nice convo where image is everthing and calenders are over-rated. Blade RP: No, really, I normally don't dress like this... my good suit is at the dry cleaners until 2009. You gotta believe me... pleeeeease believe me! Don't worry, Blade, as long as you bring back the red shoes, I won't judge your current attire. Vimes / Mad Men RP: Wooo, take that Leonheart. Two RP's for the Mad Men too. What you got now? It looks like Vimes is still hot on da trail of the man known as Guy Fausto. He's getting his private dick on, but can he trust the intel? Blade vs. Smythe: I always appreciate these type of matches. Both men pressed the action with no time for dilly or dally. They produce some nice chain-wrestling, oh snap reversals and finish the race with dignity. Could have been a main event match. Blade RP: A touching story of finger clicking proportions and betrayal. Find out who stabs Blade in the back... or bludgens him in the back, I should say. It's not the usual suspect, I will say that much. Smythe / Wesley RP: So, a black guy and a china man walk into an RP. Have you heard this one already? Didn't think so. The word "blowjob" gets tossed around like a 5 dollar hooker and I'm left craving flied lice. Vimes / Cooper RP: The private dicking continues. This time, he finds answers inside a closet. Most men fear going into closets, because eventually you have to come out *drums* Damn, I'm funny. Could Vimes finally be on to something, or is Fausto too far to find in this formdable faction of former friends turned foes? I-GEN RP: Kang is still shook up from the words of caution delivered by Nate Ortiz last week. If anyone knows anything about betrayals and not trusting anyone, Nate would be your guy, but are his words true when it comes to the remaining members of I-Gen. Is there another betrayer in the mix? Can the faction survive when they're busy fighting the demons of doubt? Kang James vs. V.F.M: A really close one. It pretty much came down to who could hit a big move first, followed by their finisher. Considering the last few main events, I was surprised to see that no one got managed out of a pinning perdicament. Dont' forget to catch the last bit of the show.

If we have a Create-A-Finisher, should we post a video of the move to see if OCW approves?