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Carlos Cruz

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  1. Tl:dr =D Now fuck off you waste of space. God always attention seeking.
  2. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AmwfXjabcX4/ShJWOrvVlOI/AAAAAAAAABo/F_aB4jTQE_s/s400/so_much_win_graphic.png
  3. Did Pugh.....did Pugh just call Carry on my wayward Son gay. Son I am disappoint.
  4. It's the day of Wrestlution yet everyone and everything seems very calm but that calm only last for a few seconds when the noise of people running towards the camera can be heard on the Cameraman's right hand side, but just before the camera can pan around to catch the action Carlos Cruz is seen running past with a Brown Burlap Bag that is generating a quite peculiar clunking sound and following Carlos Cruz is a number of Arena Security Guards. The Cameraman lowers the camera and attempts to pursue the action The Cameraman comes to a halt in the corridor Cameraman: Now which way did they go. Left or Right. Hey you... The Cameraman can be heard heard talking to somebody with a very booming voice Person: THE PERSON WITH THE BAG. YEAH HE WENT INTO THAT ROOM AND THE GUARDS WENT DOWN THAT WAY Cameraman: Woah woah no need to shout I'm only right here The camera shows a concrete floor that suddenly becomes the base of a wooden door. A knock can be heard and a familiar voice comes from inside the Locker room. Carlos: There's no-one here at the moment but could you please leave a message after the beep. Beeeeeeep! Cameraman: Hey Carlos it's the cameraman could you call me ba... *The Realisation of what the cameraman is doing comes across* God dammit Carlos open the door. Carlos: Me hablo no Ingles o Espanyol Cameraman: Arn't you Spanglish? Carlos: No no Mister Carlos Cruz no here. Camerman: Carlos. Why were those Security Guards chasing you. The lock on the door is heard and the doorslowly begins to open and half of Carlos's head can be seen coming from the opening. Carlos: Are they still here? Cameraman: No they ran down the other Corridor. The Door quickly swings open and Carlos pulls the Cameraman inside. The Cameraman lets out a giant gasp and starts to pick the camera up when it is suddenly stopped. Carlos: No. I can't let people know I have these until the show is over and I can pawn them off....except that one. That one I deserved. After a few seconds a container of some sorts can be heard opening and a scrubbing noise can be heard coming from just off camera. Carlos: They've only had them one day and look at them already this one has some pretty messed up message on them Carlos reads the award out aloud Carlos: Randy the Ram Die in the Ring Award. No wonder that faggot got this award. Hopefully it will happen tonight, and look at this one It looks like it's been Rap...oh god is that what I think it..oh Jesus Christ is there nothing he'll rape. You can clean that one. The Camera man can be heard sighing and the Camera suddenly shuts off. To Be Continued.....
  5. I would like to thank my parents and god for this Got Heart award and the funniest member award and......what do you mean that award doesnt exist and i didnt win the other one. Well screw you guys.
  6. http://thespouge.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/u-jelly-1289236915.jpg?w=490 http://thelifewithmly.blogg.se/images/2012/images-6_195125886.jpg
  7. Next Week..imma make him that guy while imma be that guy.
  8. My head it hurts!
  9. I actually agree with you on that. I was destroyed. Dinsmore was Bullseye accurate with his reversals and I was like a lazy mule walking in the Mexican Sun. Only tiny bit of offence I remember having was the Arm Drag Running Reversals.
  10. Is Trips returning and coming out of the closet? I keed I keed.
  11. I beat Leon's faggot ass. Nuff Said
  12. http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-celebrity-pictures-bill-cosby-problems.png Oh we weren't just posting random images.....Awwww oh well. Carlos Cruz #1 World HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE. Discuss!
  13. Yeah for some Reason Sony Vegas added 3 minutes of nothing to the end and I couldn't be bothered to render the video again. and yeah me and Ace talked after the match and told me the exact same thing about being aggressive but I've also been told the same thing since I started back in 07. I know I can do it I just need to get into the habit of being aggressive. Maybe I'll have to imagine everyone is Leonheart.
  14. I ain't no gambling man but imma make this Ace a Joker! wait wut?
  15. Yeah switched over to Firefox and it asked me to download it....unlike Chrome that just sits there saying 'Nope not my problem'
  16. STOP BEING A CHEESY FAGGOT LEON...YOU'RE MAKING PUGH MAD. Now to watch Riot....or not because I don't have the fucking plugin. Someone tell me which one it is so I can fucking download it.! WHATSITGONNABE!
  17. 8 Weeks for those 3 charges....man Courts are easing up on their Jail Sentences.
  18. Zamia staggers is a form of cycad toxicosis, a term for the fatal nervous disease affecting cattle where they browse on the leaves or fruit of cycads. It is characterised by irreversible paralysis of the hind legs because of the degeneration of the spinal cord. It is caused by a toxin, often called cycasin or macrozamin, a β-glycoside (the sugar of which is primeverose) of methylazoxymethanol (MAM), and which is found in all cycad genera. Following ingestion the sugar is removed by bacterial glycosidase in the gut, with the MAM being absorbed. The metabolized toxin produces tumours of the liver, kidney, intestine and brain after a latent period which may be a year or longer. The disease has been known in Australia since the 1860s and was the subject of a Queensland Government investigation during the 1890s.
  19. Somebody call ma momma!
  20. .....why would he want to touch Jacob Trance. He Retired.
  21. Off Topic but.... For the love of God. UMad Is not meant to finish with a question mark as your not asking them if their mad, UMAD is to imply that they ARE mad. So It's UMAD! Only faggots say UMAD? My god you people suck at Internet Memes also UCHEESY!
  22. Leon. You in Der ----> <3 Are you fuck. Good Riddance!
  23. No. In Your case it's 'You're only as fatter as you were in your last match'
  24. I have more chance of winning the world title than this happening.
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