Drago Cesar

We're taken to a dimly lit room where the only source of light seems to come from the television. There's a couch on the opposite side of it, with a man sitting on it. The man has a five o' clock shadow, and hair that almost extends to his shoulders. A closer look at him reveals that it is none other than the resident animal hunter, Drago Cesar. His phone goes off to the sound of "Tarzan Boy". He groans, then answers the phone. Drago Cesar: What do you want, Johnny? A slight pause. Drago Cesar: Listen man, I don't know. I don't really have interest, last time I work so hard, and it never pay off because of injury. I can't do it, no. Another slight pause. Drago Cesar: Ok, we can meet later today. Drago ends the call. With a sigh, he stands up and heads to the restroom. He washes his face a few times, then looks at himself in the mirror. He stares at himself, almost disgustedly. ???: "This rookie is looking to make quite an impact....." "....you can't even speak English!" "....OH MY GOD HE DID IT, SOMEHOW HE FOUND A WAY...." Drago closes his eyes, clenches his right fist as if he's about to punch the mirror........but then he stops himself, taking a deep breath. LATER....... The scene takes place at a local cafe where Drago sits at a table across from his old friend Johnny Law. Drago looks down at the table while Johnny, looking concerned, tries to hold a conversation with him. Johnny Law: I don't know why you're so resistant to this. Do you know where you were when you last left off there? Your ass injury healed months ago, why aren't you back out there kicking asses? Johnny stares at Drago for a few seconds, and then resumes. Johnny Law: You've been in this company for less than a year, and you've made more impact than a lot of other guys, I just don't get i- Drago Cesar: Because I just don't have willpower to do it anymore. Sitting on ass for months.....it kills you inside. Kills you knowing that you can be in so much better position than where you are. I came here for American dream, and what do I get for troubles? Nothing. Johnny Law: You were CHAMPION. Drago shrugs him off, not caring in the slightest. Johnny Law: You set a precedent for the people that you represent! You don't even know this, but back in your country, people were going nuts for you whenever you won! Drago's eyes light up ever so slightly. Johnny Law: Not to mention all those kids who look up to you, man! They looked at you and saw someone with guts, determination, a heart of gold! You worked your ASS off and you made those shows the best they could be! If there is ANYONE that that place needs right now, it's YOU! Drago raises his head, locking eyes with Johnny. Johnny Law: I know you better than anyone else. You still have that, that fire deep within you. It doesn't let you rest, not for a moment, because you KNOW that you can be better than this! Drago, you have to realize that the hunt.......it never ended. Drago's face tenses up. Drago Cesar: .......Make the call. Johnny is taken by surprise. Johnny Law: Wait, so does that mean you're coming back??? Drago quickly stands up, much to the surprise of the other people at the cafe. Drago Cesar: It is time for the hunt to recommence, Johnny! We've miss out on so much! Who knows how many new specimen can be out there? Who knows how the old organisms like the KD and the Booby Manatee have improve? With you at my side, and the fans cheering me on........ Drago extends his arms upward. Drago Cesar: I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!! Drago high fives Johnny as the camera feed fades to black.

http://www.ocwfed.com/forum/showthread.php?16022-The-Season-10-OCW-Handbook&p=112910&viewfull=1#post112910 There you go.

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Raze, what the fack happen bubba. We did the match, you record, you never submit. Worse than the Virgil.

Don't forget we had that improvised match on Riot where some said we put on a hell of a good match.

Don't stop BOlieving, Raze. http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/35585482/Screen_Shot_2014-07-14_at_7.50.21_AM.0_standard_730.0.png I had to.

First, bubba.

SOON. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxoex2LITK1qlbrak.gif :)

None. You humble him or he humbles you. End of story. Also, regarding my match: http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd79633b7f12a7268374bf3cb63d4165/tumblr_mhmj3l4vqN1s2x8q5o1_500.gif

Take notes Raze.

i may or may not be drunk viewer discretion is very strongly advised The Iron Drago gonna review some Summercide bubba Of course I have the spoiler if you betch than FACK YOU jabroni FACK the preshow. ok ok ok I still give the review. Austin Lee and the Hollywood can be good heel tag team, should be good match later tonight Valmont is the Randy Orton with the Bork Lazer moves? idk, but I like dat. He beat up the 3 jobbers, he keep his jerb Boobie is the real, not like baby ant dick Pugh. He cut the promo like the legends, beat the fuck outta him later tonight. Queen of OCW Match: Holy shet make her humble old country way, great match Dupree and the Parker the real fucking legends. Dupree with the long hair, no shirt have the sex with the many women tonight, and he also make the women humble later tonight too, good balance bubba Razor Ramon, Justin Raze, The Superstar, happy as always? WHO THE FACK ARE YOU. Michael Hollywood get the massive heat, good heel bubba Blacklist vs. The Austin Lee: 11/10 best match tonight Bloodline promo: Facking jabronis. AC promo: The Air Conditioning Cobra have the massive potential, he like seed you just put water in and grow and grow and grow old country way, one day you will be the respacted champion, I believe in you. Tobin promo: The Mr. Freeze make up for the sick Trance, deliver RP of the night contending with the Boobie. RK promo: SHET THE BIG LUKE BEAR TURN THE FACE, GONNA BE EPIC, I PLAY BIG LUKE BEAR WHISTLE IN HONOR CT promo: I miss the Cut-Throat, he entertain me all the time with the RPs, just shame he no more consistent. But he the champion, the Thumb War champion, but he have to know that the Razor Ramon gonna be the thirsty for that title too bubba AC vs. The Legend Matsuda: Getting close but no cigar AC. But I RESPACT you for fighting the Matsuda when he at the 100%. Honor go a long way. Blacklist RP: .......They are the new tag champs.......Better than those jabronis Abeyance Mugen vs. The Buffness: Mugen vs The Sean McGee very good match bubba, lotta back and forth, very suspense but WHAT THE FUCK MCGEE YOU PIECE OF SHET WORSE THAN THE VIRGIL FACKING JABRONI Trance RP: Trance going in the panic mode, don't shet your pants Mugen RP: He kill the McGee like he said he would, Mugen the good champ bubba, hold that title very close, the McGee gonna fack your ass if you no careful Boobie vs. Pugh: Something different about the Pugh this time. Maybe he lose weight or something? Anyway this fantabuloso match here, so many crazy spots, but also great storytelling here. Can't wait to see what happens the after. Mugen and the Matsuda RP: THE FUCKING BEST RIGHT HERE BUBBA FACK THE FOURTH WALL, HE THE JABRONI TOO Dupree/Nati RP: .....gotta admit my brain fart big time here WHC match: Decent match, but ending is good for the storytelling. Maybe one day the Mr. Freeze get his retribution. I give the Summercide the 2014 8.5 Camel Clutches/10 Somehow I forgot the KD vs. Bloodline match, my mistake, but here. At the beginning the Bloodline get the one over on him, but KD come back and make the Wesley humble, I love dat. Also idk who the fuck kill the Smythe but I have the respact for him too.

"I would love to fight that pirate devil and crocodile Dundee at the same time in a falls count anywhere elimination triple threat .That's just a dream of mine .To punish to sinners at the same time ." http://img.pandawhale.com/post-31074-J-Jonah-Jameson-laughing-gif-S-NWLY.gif

RIOT REVIEW/THOUGHTS. WARNING: SPOILERS BE AHEAD, IF YOU COMPLAIN, FACK YEW Cut-Throat RP: It's nice to see Cut-Throat back in RP action. Sad to see that his grandfather kicked his ass back in the day and he never really managed to get one up on him. And he's drunk. Yay. Raze RP: The Path of The Thirst is a rough one, and Raze has gotta control the overwhelming thirst if he wants to get to the top. Legion vs. ???: I would be a bit hyped up for the surprise return if I still wasn't relatively new to the place. *Shrugs* Anyways, we have a good match here that I felt wasn't as good as the last Bombshell match, but good nonetheless. A.C. RP: A.C.'s being in a bad mood with all these questions. Is he truly back to normal or is there something we don't know??? Luke/AC RP: "Cody side bitches". That one made me laugh. Cody and Friends RP: Some solid stuff here, the best parts? Jonny calling everyone in attendance fat and Cody making a reference to Sid's backstage RP from a while ago, that made me laugh my ass off. Booby/Mugen RP: I am not a "bushwacking loon". Bobby reassuring that no matter happens, C4 is C4. FACK your plan, Mugen. Raze vs. Luke: Damn, Luke is FIERCE starting off. Some solid back and forth action here, I just wish Luke would have at least gotten off a finisher. C'mon Luke! Buffness/Tobin RP: I love that Tobin lets it all out and verbally puts down Sean for coasting. They've squared off before, but what will happen this time in the tiebreaker? Trance RP: What else can I say that I haven't said about Trance before? Cody and Friends II: "Asian Persuasion". That's racist. Booby vs. Nati: That mask is creepy. This one was a lot of fun to watch, with the announce table spot as well as the finisher reversal being some of the highlights. Mugen/KD RP: .....Oh, I see. Very clever. Very, very clever..... Luke RP: The c'mon thing is catching on fairly quickly, even Stacy's saying it. I want to see Rebelution get out of this "road of doom". Frost vs. Buffness: Match of the night. These two guys have great chemistry and can put on an awesome match each and every time. KD RP: I'm glad you sent me a postcard, KD, but the next time we meet, perhaps you might wanna handle yourself one of them first class tickets to the Resurrection. Every dog has his day. Booby/Nati/Slam U RP: Well, damn. The gauntlet has been thrown down and the stage is set for Damnation. Bobby doesn't really seem to be happy about the proposition initially, but things could work out in his favor in the end. The match at Damnation is one I'm definitely hyped up for. Cody and Friends/Jacob's Family RP: Cody's one evil SOB. Attempting to guarantee himself a spot as the guest ref by trapping Trance is a great heel move. Blacklist vs. Sid/Eli: OH SHET JACOB'S NOT DONE JUST YET! I was not expecting to not have a special guest ref. Overall, a decent match with some nice spots. Overall thoughts: Good show, better than the last. Hopefully the next one will be even better.

I realized I kinda facked up with my Riot match. I apologize for the spamming and the finisher thing. I'll get it right next time, I promise. Also Raze, idk what to say about the tieup issue, can't really do much about it.

RIOT THOUGHTS/REVIEW. WARNING THERE ARE #SPOILERS, IF YOU BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT IT, WELL TOO BAD MR. STOOBID Booby/Mugen RP: Some tensions are rising in Mugen's new tag partner and Booby's.......Hopefully this leads to something big down the line. Luke/AC RP: "40'5". I like dat, style. Something's wrong with the Air Conditioning Cobra, they'll probably have to force feed him some hummus. Through a tube. Jessica vs. Lindsay: Another week, another quality Bombshell match, with a nice finish. Cody RP: I like that Cody's airing his frustrations about losing to a "rookie" And despite that Cody seems to be refocused.....He'll just have to remember that.... And he will never forget that. Ever. Cobra vs. Jonny D: I spent too long trying to remember what that opening song is from. Then I remembered. Dan is the man, and I love Street Fighter. ANYWAYS, this was a pretty cool match with Jonny D getting the win through a pretty sweet finish. And Guile's theme. America. Trance RP: Another quality Trance RP. A lot of his dialogue is like poetry. B-E-A-utiful. Mugen/Matsuda RP: I'm loving this reluctant tag team thing. It allows for some funny moments. It definitely feels like a buddy cop movie at times. Luke/AC RP 2: Electric Boogaloo: FINALLY AC snaps out of it, and then Luke drops him on his head. GG. Wonder who that bearded guy is......Hmmm...... Raze Gets Beat Up Video: What a teacher. Making sure his student has some discipline, failure is clearly not an option. Raze getting spanked with the kendo stick, smh. Shameful display. Booby II: The Revenge RP: Booby showing that he's determined to do the match no matter what, AAAWWWEEEEE SHHEEEETTT DAT TEXT. DOES THAT MEAN......??? Slam U vs. ???: This was a great tag match. Unfortunately even Booby's mystery partner couldn't seal the deal, but it doesn't matter. A lot of fast action in this one, and I don't think this is the end of Booby and Spida. KD vs. Cut-Throat: A relatively close match with Cut-Throat scoring the win over the big KD. Can KD regain the fire he once had????? Cody RP II: Cody's one mean guy. I know he doesn't like Trance, but bah Gawd, he's ditching him! Well, at least he has a comfy entertainment center. KD burning trash: Oh the humanity. Somebody's about to face the wrath of The Boondocks. Trance vs The Odd Couple: Gah, Trance almost had this one, it was SOOOO very close. But despite his valiant effort, he succumbed to the numbers game, thanks to a very selfish Cody Storm. 2nd Trance RP: Nice job hyping the PPV. Looking forward to a brutal match. Overall thoughts: An ok show. I feel like this Riot was even more lacking in content, more so than the last one. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, PEOPLE.

First. OH YEAH

I agree with this 100%. I don't see why they shouldn't main event.

RIOT REVIEW/THOUGHTS. WARNING: SPOILERS WILL BE SPOILED, IF YOU READ THIS AND STILL COMPLAIN, WELL TOO DAMN BAD Trance RP: I've enjoyed watching Trance develop over the past few weeks, he's found his comfort zone and it shows with a masterful promo. Cody and Friends vs. The Cafeteria RP: Cody and the Blacklist accentuating their takeover of the company by terrorizing the cafeteria. Jonny D ruining Wheeler's potato salad was a nice moment. Pine vs. Legion: Fuck. Yeah. I loved this one. Hopefully we'll have a more conclusive ending the next time we see this matchup, what a match. Mugen/Suda/Rothschild RP: Ooooohhh man, Suda and Mugen in a reluctant tag team? To expand the amount of Asian viewers? That's what I call best for business. Raze/Crowe RP: I'm liking this transformation by Raze, hopefully that means he'll get a badass, new attire when he returns next week. I'm anxious. Matsuda/Mugen vs. Lucky/King, er, Tigerman: The prematch banter was hilarious. A lot of great spots and fast action, too bad Lucky pretty much took most of the punishment. Poor guy. In Your Crib Part I: Oh dear. Big Luke Bear/Air Conditioning Cobra RP: AC just couldn't handle the tofu. C'mon! Crib Part II: Wow, Trisha beating dat ass. Haven't seen this side of her! Trance vs. Wheeler: Very good, competitive match. Trance's matches are always a sight to see. Wheeler came quite close to getting the win! Blacklist Beatdown on Trance: Cody sending one hell of a message to Trance, I can only wonder where this can go from here. Booby RP: Bobby's one of my favorites, and this one is a keeper. I liked that he tried to take the initiative by pointing out the lack of tag teams and trying to revive the division.......Only to get shut down by Our Hero, and now he needs to find someone that doesn't hate him to be his tag partner against Slam U. Poor Booby. Tobin Frost vs. Jonny D: Wow. Now that's what I call a great match. Reversals all around, finishers being thrown into the mix, the near falls......I like dat. Jonny D with a huge win! Crib Part III: "Illuminati is always watching." That's some creepy stuff right there. Tobin/Lex RP: Ever since Lution, Tobin hasn't really been able to find any momentum, and I like that he makes that the focal point here. Lex is calling him out for losing the eye of the tiger, but despite the streak, he's keeping his integrity. KD/Jookie RP: "420 calorie friendly." I knew it. KD getting angry at what appears to be Jookie ditching him to do cheesy commercials. I need that deluxe Raze pack. Aaaaaand KD gets beat down by the Big Luke Bear. Crib Part IV: I like that through no dialogue, you can get a glimpse at the history of Spider's career simply through the descriptions of the pictures on the wall. Crib Part V: The burden of Memory Lane is placed on Trisha, and she will probably never be the same again..... Crib Part VI: Lord only knows what really happened to Trisha's crew, Spider really showing how he can manipulate unfortunate souls.... Booby II: The Quickening: Well, Bobby might have a tag team partner in Illuminati. Key word being "might". Let's hope for his sake that he doesn't get swerved and wind up being in a handicap match. Overall thoughts: This was a decent show, marred somewhat by lack of content. It makes up for it though, in some excellent matches. Guys like Wheeler and Jonny D proved that they can handle being in the upper card. Well done.

The camera fades in on Drago Cesar driving his jeep while Johnny Law is in the passenger's seat. Johnny Law: Drago, I've known you for a long time. I know you're into this whole hunting deal, but don't you think that this is.....pushing it a little bit? Drago Cesar: Pushing it? What you mean? Johnny Law: What I mean is that you're hunting for something that's.....not really existent. Drago Cesar: I'm no understand. Johnny Law: For God's sakes, Drago, you're hunting for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! They're comic book, movie, cartoon characters! They don't exist in real life! Drago Cesar: Oh ho ho, but that is where you are wrong, Mr. Law. Johnny Law: Really now? So tell me where you think all those guys are going to pop up, huh? Drago is silent as he turns a corner and pulls up to an outdoor comic convention of sorts, filled with cosplayers, tables filled with comic books, etc. Johnny Law: A comic convention? Really? You think th- Drago Cesar: Quiet, Johnny! The expedition begins! Drago takes out a pair of binoculars and scouts the area, noticing many....strange things. He finds a man wearing a Mega Man outfit whose clothes are clearly too small for his body, he sees two people try to sword fight, but one of them gets his eye poked by the other's fake sword and starts crying, and while this does make Drago chuckle, he starts to notice that maybe the Turtles aren't really here. He bangs the steering wheel with his fist. Drago Cesar: Damn it! Maybe we be too late....Wait a second.... Drago pulls out the binoculars once again and finds a group of four men dressed in costume as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, one of them, dressing as Leonardo, looking as if he's skilled somewhat in martial arts, doing cartwheels and high kicks while the others just sort of walk around with him. Drago Cesar: And there they are......This will be a spectacular hunt! The camera fades, and then returns to the view of the folks dressed as the Turtles, still outside and waving at people who are passing by. Guy Dressed As Raphael: Man, these costumes are tight! I wish I could just take a break! Guy Dressed As Michelangelo: Ditto. This job sucks. Guy Dressed As Raphael: Hey, I'm going to go take care of some business real quick, I'll be right back. The man dressed as Raphael quickly dashes out of view and the camera catches up with him as he's in some sort of forest nearby. He stands next to a tree and starts handling his......business. Just as he's about to finish up, Drago's Net suddenly lands on top of him, and try as he might, he fails to get out of the clutches of The Net and passes out. Drago appears into view and smiles. Drago Cesar: One down, three to go...... The camera switches to the view of Michelangelo, who appears a bit distraught. Guy Dressed As Michelangelo: Yo, I'm going to check on Raph. Dude's been gone for a while. The man sprints into the same area where Raph was, only to find nothing. Until he is met with a tranquilizer dart right to the neck. Drago appears again and does a little Drago Shuffle to celebrate his success. Johnny Law: Drago, you're nuts. These guys aren't even the re- Drago Cesar: Please stop ruining my fun! Drago then goes back to the scene where the Turtles previously were. It is night time and both men are about to get ready to go. Guy Dressed As Donatello: What happened to the rest of the guys? Guy Dressed As Leonardo: I don't have a clue! I smell something fishy here......OH SHI- Suddenly, a can of some sort drops, releasing what looks to be some type of gas, and Leon barely flips out of the way while Don quickly succumbs to the sleeping gas. Drago is shocked to see that Leonardo has finally found him out. Guy Dressed As Leonardo: Who the hell are you? Are you the guy that's causing our guys to go missing? Drago Cesar: I am Drago Cesar, resident animal hu- Suddenly Drago is met with a kick to the face that knocks him down. He starts getting angry and quickly hops up to his feet. Leonardo gets into a martial arts stance, doing a jumping backflip, and looking as if he's about to attack, but all of a sudden, he gets hit with a shovel to the back of the head, knocking him unconscious instantly. The camera reveals that it is Johnny Law who performed the deed, dropping the shovel and looking a bit cocky in doing so. Johnny Law: That's what you get when you mess with the motherf***ing LAW! Drago chuckles and starts clapping. Drago Cesar: Thank you, Mr. Law. The camera cuts to the unconscious Turtles in the back of Drago's jeep as Drago and Johnny drive away. Johnny Law: So what are we doing with these guys? Drago Cesar: Bring them back home to their Ninja Turtle moms in the East......After all, they are endangered species! Johnny Law: Drago, I can never really understand you but........It's fun as hell hunting with ya. The jeep drives away in the distance, and the segment ends.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1324335/just-bring-it-o.gif Looking forward to our next encounter!

"....he once watched the entire Godfather trilogy in one sitting, and didn't take a single bathroom break!!! THE LEGEND CONTINUES!!!" I died.

Time to play the Drago game.

#SPOILERS STUFF MIGHT BE REVEALED OR SOMETHING DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU THE REVIEW OF THE RIOT 368 BY THE COBROS A-Team/C4 RP: This has all the makings of an action film classic.....And I love it. More of this stuff needs to be done. Anna Mosity RP: Jeez, the show has just started and already somebody gets laid out. This is gonna be a good show. Mosity vs Pine: I'm liking the look of both girls, although Pine's outfit looks like something outta the 90's....? Whatever, it's cool tho. ZOMG DAYTONA USA MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!1111 Beautiful rebound Spear. Mosity with dat botch over the top rope, that was nice. Great finish too, this one could have gone either way. Austin Lee/RK RP: Austin trying to teach RK the way to succeed, but it doesn't work out...Is Austin really trying to help RK, or is there something more sinister in mind??? Only time will tell. Tiberius/A-Team RP: "Mustard King of Betterness", has a nice ring to it. 250 single-dollar bills? I would've taken the deal! However, looks like C4 will not be denied......Nice. Bedlam RP: I have no idea what the hell happened here, but I like it. Power Nation vs RK: I'm liking Power Nation's attire. Sometimes things like that can be simple but still work perfectly. Oh man dat Camel Clutch, Nation almost got humbled! That dive.....Botchamania material. NATION LOST A TIEUP??? Damn, so much for that "Power"....The Nation no selling that finisher, that's the way it ought to be. That lag......Yikes. How in the world was that not a rope break? Cobros smells something very fishy. Good match though. KD RP: KD doing what he does best....Well aside from getting pissed, preaching. Hardcore title match: It's just about a minute into the match and already, someone is put through a table. Great. THE LAG :( Bobbeh getting DDTed onto dat ladder was awesome. That ending was awesome, I almost thought we had a new champ. Brandi Hostyle: No, no, no! I don't like her, she annoys the Cobros, noooooooo Cody Storm/Sunshine RP: Looks like someone got vacated out of their locker room. CS might have to lay down The Hebrew Hammer to get to the bottom of this. Matsuda RP: Matsuda? For all the titles? Goodness gracious, will Minio accept the challenge? This is getting interesting. Dimsmore's 'In Your Crib': Loud music is loud. Marvelous RP: Too many damn #hashtags. Austin hitting on Cherese, could be bad news bears for Cody. Storm vs. Austin: The CS takes care of another local athlete. Poor Austin. Crib Pt. 2: I wish I could have an Iced, Half Caff, Ristretto, Venti, 4-Pump, Sugar Free, Cinnamon, Dolce Soy Skinny Latte. Sounds delicious. 40 stitches won't set the Dims back. Bobby RP: This actually might be the best RP so far. I really liked the intensity of it all. Well that and the line "nuts to that". Classic. Hopefully Bobbeh wins all teh titles. Dupree RP: Dupree thinking out loud, certainly raising some eyebrows. KD vs Tobin Frost: Tobin's entrance reminds me how much I don't care for Imagine Dragons. Nice dive by Tobin, took KD as well as himself out in the process. Tobin failing to try to slam KD through the table gave me a chuckle. Good finish, Tobin almost had it. In your crib pt. 3: That grave for Pugh.....That was great. Amazing. Tobin/Trance RP: Those conflicted feelings by Tobin, looks like Trance got to his head. I like these mind games. Leonheart RP: Leon showing everyone that he's done what was best for business, and yet still everyone hates him. Poor chap. At this rate, he won't last long as the boss...... Tag Title Match: This match was really fun to watch, towards the end when I thought it was over, it really wasn't. The finish was classic. So that was the Cobros reviewing the show, now I'll go back to hiding in the shadows.

Better than that ultraviolet crap I wore.