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Get well Jackmo..

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Great show by everyone involved, thanks Dennis for standing in while Jack is off snorting coke and eating cereal out of some big woman's ass dimples... Trance just romped through the tournament like a peado at a wiggles concert... Look out Dennis?? Ding showed #Mmmaaaarvelous who built this city. Who'll step up to Big Daddeh Dinger next? Sophia jumped by the Ewes... I really need to start paying attention to Riot a bit more. Again big thanks to Dennis, hearing the chat want a massive stair spot during the FCA match and missing by inches each time was savage. And yes I took a page out of the Sensation book of wrestling :) Main event was sweet, I didn't think it was an elimination match until someone mentioned it. It was a great match I thought Ed had it in the bag as he threw Jackson and Dennis around, but as usual Dennis gets the W by the skin of his teeth. Hopefully next season or even later this season we can have another Turmoil PPV or even have a Turmoil abroad or something like that.

Sorry I couldn't get my match done, real life lifted her skirt and took a mad dump on my chest... made me feel like a Dutchman.

The Boston dangler is Ed's take on the Arabian Binoculars.

Pretty good show, for it being my last(??).... Flash vs Jett. Was good, not sure what Dennis and Jacob are referring to I may have missed it. *EDIT* I see now the slaughter you were handed *EDIT* Jack vs Pepper. Thought Jack had it towards the end but the Wes gets the pin. Wrex vs Shepard. Well Big Ed with the attack, is he setting something up for after he sows his seed in K.D's garden? Seb vs Gentle Jack. Dennis you bastard, thought we were cool then you go and nail gun a pink slip to my head... And Jack well just don't go home my buddy from the IRA(the kid killers) stopped by your place. ;) :D .. Jackmo vs ???. Gentle Jack and Dennis tried to derail Jackmo early in the night but he gets one up over Tobin. Wrex trying his hardest to get into the FI case... maybe the combo is #533(#LEE in old nokia keypad) do they even have a hashtag dial on those briefcases?.. Solid show folks.

No mo'cream soothes the burn.

Slap on a mask and become Whitey Powers

I don't get on my knees for no one, let alone beg. Also I'm pretty sure Jack HAS killed a room full of kids(mind you they were sick kids) so you get that accolade by association..

This sensation reminds me of pooty tang.

G-Jack never change.

What is it about things ending in 6 and related to turmoil that gets everyone worked up?

Next week Riot concession stands will be selling raspberry and chocolate frozen Pugh Popsicles. And do you call him Cadbury cause it takes him a glass and a half of booze to get pissed?

Hahahaha the "I shit in urinals" shirt made me snarf my drink... Took me back to my youth too.

Page two yet?

Can't watch matches until I'm home, but the RP's are pretty solid. Stand outs are the usual suspects. More at page 2.

I'd watch that.

Austin to beat Joe, wrex beats his 2, Jimmy v cactus is hard to pick(probably cactus) and B to beat me. That's my picks for future investment.

Agent 47 is a cleaner

Seb's built like a brick shithouse and Corey is built like a Ford, always breaks down

It's been a good show, shining lights for me so far have been Leon and G-Jack and the unorthodox trio of Drago/Mugen/Sensation strolling through the desert.

Show was good, well what I could watch from work.. Hopefully finish it when I get home.

Wrex strikes me as a digestive hobnob type of guy... That or shortbread.

Um did Parker come out to help the Scottish guys? I must've missed that bit.

If Reagan doesn't have Tim Tam's then it's not a real tea time!