Cactus Gauge

I feel like there is a deep conversation that needs to be had here, but isn't. Which leaves me just very confused, lol.

Gotcha. If people aren't digging it i dont have to do it. I am just trying to add content. #initiative

This is great!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmi0zmt3F91qddn2xo1_500.gif Some people like to complain to hear themselves talk. It's the internet. Have at it. I hope that helps you get through your day. Trance, I appreciate the feedback, though I must admit you lost me. I simply asked for permission to do an interview type thing for the show because I do them for other things I am involved in. I had zero inspiration outside of that. Sorry you didn't like my kayfabe joke - can't please even half of the people most of the time. As far as the other comments about my character, I'll take them all in stride. If you don't get it then you don't get it and I just gotta find something else that clicks. Either way it was a great show.

One of my favorite turmoil shows so far. I love the new faces and RP's that are going on. My interview was a blast and I hope Turmoil allows me to make it a segment for every show. Surprise guest next week as I am honored (win or lose) to get a main match shot. The few things that were annoying (mainly just one) has already been said, so need to beat a dead horse. It was a great show with some awesome matches. http://i.imgur.com/WTDnnwE.gif

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Cactus first, of hopefully many, main events in the OCW. http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa394/whatstache/Lets%20Do%20It/letsgoapeshitwhipitellenpage.gif

So simple I feel dumb....thanks....

Can I truly be first if it's not finished? Yes I Can!

http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss17/natedawg212000/cactus%20ring%20photo.jpg Scene opens up in the Gentleman's Club Gym. A place familiar to Cactus. After returning home from the crazy overseas trip - Cactus is ready to hit the gym and begin focusing on what's next in his journey in Turmoil. Cactus had just finish hanging his newly acquired Summercide poster and began hitting the bag. He's just getting warmed up and feeling the lack of cardio for the past week already - breathing heavy and focusing on every punch. Cactus: Great. Cactus punches the bag even harder. Cactus: The one guy who I had been whipping all around the OCW universe, is now my new tag partner. Cactus: Damnit! Cactus continues to punch the bag as fast as he possibly can in his semi-out of shape state. Cactus to himself: 1...2...3... Cactus: 1...2...3... Cactus: 1...2...3... Cactus now has stopped punching the bag and is dancing in place and counting his steps. Cactus: 1...2...3...4...5... - I may be out of shape, but I still have those moves smokin'. Cactus stops dancing and starts punching the bag again. Cactus: Now what? Cactus: Just trust the plan, Cactus. Cactus takes a break from the bag and stares off at the Summercide poster. Cactus: Trust Jack. He'll get this club where you want to go - it's worth it. Cactus now stands catching his breath. Cactus: I've got to keep getting better. I've got to keep pushing. Cactus: If I play by their rules - I'll get my shot. Cactus is now totally lost in the eyes of Sophia on the poster. Cactus wipes his mouth off and puts his hat on backwards. Cactus: Daaaaamnnn..... She's hawt! Cactus: Such big, succulent, beautiful, soft, eye catching... Cactus:...eyes. Cactus: I mean, look at those things. Both of them. Cactus: Stunning. Cactus: How the hell am I suppose to focus with that in here now? Cactus: Now here's the real question that no one's asking... Cactus: Sophia or Madison? As Cactus ponders his new question, his phone rings. It's his Uncle Tee. Cactus: Unc! How's it going old timer? Uncle T: Cactus, did you knows how cheap t'it t'is to make dem's movie films here in Louisiana? Cactus: What are you talking about? Uncle T: Cactus - I's gots an ideer, dis one is a REAL million dollars ideer dis time... Cactus: I am going to need a drink to hear this one. But look, I have a question before your idea. Uncle T: Meh cha', whacha gots? Cactus: You're a religious man, aren't you? Uncle T: Meh, I's don't know abouts dat - why you ask Uncle Tee dat? Cactus: Can I still go to heaven if kick a priest in the balls to save a child from being rapped? Scene fades as Cactus walks off to fix a drink and listen to his Uncle Tee's new million dollar idea, and feed back about his experience with the priest on Turmoil last week.

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So after listening to the Desk, I've went back and forth to PM'ing you, but I feel like I should respond here so people know how I feel, for whatever that is worth. First, I appreciate all the work that people put in here. I've PM'ed several of the guys who do tons of work and just thanked them. I also try and RP my ass off, read everything that is posted and participate with or without a match. I get that you are giving your time and that it's all because you just want to help. I run madden leagues, and I get it. I can appreciate that. I am not shitting on you at all about that. But, with that said, I 100% posted the wrong link. I never got a PM about it and it never showed that you replied and left a reply that it was wrong. I think I've proven that I am on this site as much as possible and I would have gladly apologized and fixed it immediately. When Sophia messaged me, I was on the interstate and used my phone. I check the link 3 times and it worked every time. Why did it not work by the time you got to it (and I check it the 4th time after I was told it wasn't working again) I have no freaking clue. All I can do it repost it again and apologize. I also have a RP for after the match that was left out, which suck, but it is what it is. I am sorry my match caused you issues, but it wasn't done because I am trying to be a dick or not do my part around here. It was an honest mistake, which a lot of people don't seem to allow or have patience for around here. For those who do - thanks. Either way, writing two long RP with Jack was a ton of fun. Going watch the show. Heres my RP which didn't get posted: Stacy Clark runs up behind Nightmare who is leaving the arena. Stacy: Excuse me, Nightmare, can you tell us why you hit the beloved Bill Ding with a bat? Nightmare doesn't even look at Stacy, who's now giving this interview with Nightmares back to the camera and Stacy standing by his side. Nightmare: It was time for his nap. He refused to go to sleep. Nightmare now turns to look at Stacy and gets close enough to touch nose to nose. Nightmare: ...and like any bad child, he needed to be disciplined. IT WAS PAST HIS BEDTIME! Nightmare begins to chuckle to himself a small bit and is now staring back at the ground. Nightmare: Lord Hypnos has demanded that sleep overtake Turmoil. The dreams have only just began. Scene ends with Nightmare walking off into the darkness of the parking lot and Stacy looking visibly creeped out.

First - drunk

I've been around for a month or two and I didn't realize that we really wanted rookie off show matches to be presented. Again, I have been busy last week and didn't even realize this was going to be a PPV. I've done off card matches and submitted for normal shows and I love that this place is open to that and allows us that -but I didn't know it was wanted for PPV. Now I know though so I'll be submitting ;) lol Still was an amazing PPV.

I know I am going to get my balls knocked off for this but its not easy for a newbie to submit something that would actually make sense in this PPV. I for one didn't understand that it was going to finish off like a regular PPV and since I didn't really have a story that would make sense, I just waited to see what happened. A regular show - yes - a PPV - a little more difficult to make something actually make sense.

Well - there's at least a lot of feedback. Again, great job, by far my favorite PPV yet.

I am still a big Dennis fanboy, but Jackson really showed to be a great champ. I am looking forward to see him go back after it. Great RP building up to this PPV and just a great show.

Finally got to watch the HC match and my goodness - Crossbones loves that ladder. Someone check the refs hand on that 1-2-3 on the steps. Great match. The first ladder to table was so good.

The pokemon was a bit much...

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I am sure there will be enough feedback about what could have been done better, so I am just going to share what I enjoyed - which was a lot. I am very quickly becoming a huge Verses fan and always enjoy Lord Muegen (sp?). That RP was really great. The Dennis and Parker match was also great. Dennis looked like he was going to jump out to a big lead and finish it and Parker came roaring back. The Dennis and Seb match was an insta classic, I really enjoyed that match. I am a big Dennis fan, that first part of the show was great. Dennis seems to have a lot going on in his head - I didn't like the hints to leaving Turmoil. A Bill Ding sighting was hilarious. Jackson - great work on the interview. I know how much work that is to make happen and I loved it. Those things (for me) are a ton more fun to watch than read. Side note - Dupree your music is great. Dimsmore also has a great entrance. The match was great, two guys quickly beating the crap out of one another, but the draw leaves it hanging to see what happens in the tournament. Tobin and Gibbs really messing each other up backstage. Malu focused in the RP - that should be a great fight when I get to it. SIIIIIICCCCKKKK intro to the Womens title. The Sophia entrance made me literally laugh out loud. That ending was great. I thought Sophia had lost it for a second. Great ending to the second match and then WTF! I didn't see that coming. Just like Jackson, loved the interview from Parker Stevens. I am not sure if it's just me, but I can't get the Hardcore match to load. KoOCW Turmoil - ready for this. Again, Dennis blows it away with the entrances. Madison looking extra voluptuous tonight. Bray - KILLED that entrance. Dennis doing Dennis shit - what a great match between those two. Dennis is riding a wave right now. Pugh is back! Great match between those two that tailed off at the end. The champ took back his rightful belt. Now if I could get him to answer my PM i'd be doing something. Turmoil championship match - this should be great. Digging the digs from Jackson. Minor thing is he came out with the belt that was taken from him, but I am glad he did for this match. A Jackson tapout! wow - congrats to the new champ Malu. Poor Dennis. Time for KoOCW Riot. Man, some serious kickouts. I know both had to be frustrated. That was one hellva battle. Another insta-classic. Contras to Drago. That was one hellva show. Congrats to everyone.

Seb/Ginger RP was great. I also really enjoyed the first match. Bubba's a scary dude.