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Jacob Trance the GOAT of Turmoil vs Nate Ortiz the GOAT of OCW. This is some real groundbreaking shit right here and I for one am super hyped for the inevitable match. Both men, have never met in the ring before and we are FINALLY going to get to see these two BEHEMOTHS clash in the squared circle at Consequence. Short, simple, and to the point with the RP both men got what they wanted to say and their messages across. Can't wait to see how that match goes.
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Yet again, Hollywood USA just never ceases to impress or entertain. I fucking love these guys so god damn much. There was so many things that made me lose my shit over "MY BRAND!" oh my good god Cort you fucking wordsmith you. Poor ole Jehst, mans just wants to score some tail and Cort has to go on and disrespect hockey eh. Sad rly, but man what a fun damn read.
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I fucking love Hollywood USA. They by far were the match in the Tag Team Classic I was looking forward to most. Hopefully if LC clean sweeps and there's a losers finals they can pull it off. Those guys write so well, they look the part of a tag team, and they are just so god damn enjoyable to read their work.
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#1 Contender's Match 100% Aisu should've won. Parker, yet again weaseled his way to victory and the match overall was decent.
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Loved the Clark Effect. Doc & Jerome really aren't getting much credit in how fun this feud is. Cool down, or whatever the fuck you wanna call it. I respect that both guys are still trying to put on a GOOD PPV quality feud for a show many are writing off or just aren't interested in. Obviously sure some folks are getting burnt out but mad respect to Doc & Jerome, that read was fun, interesting, and quick!
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Debbie D v Blaine is the type of match I always want to see. I love just seeing two people going right up in eachother's face beating the shit outta one another. That match had so many ups and downs you really didn't even know who was going to win. Really thought Debbie had it but big mama Blaine pulled it out and then just dropped Ashley right on that fucking neck YIKES bud. Really enjoyable match that is another good prime example of two people JUST FUCKING FIGHTING!!!!
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thank you for the continued hard work boss!
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how dare you i literally am more turmoil than anything
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So, usually I am a madman and would review the full show. Buuuuut, I can't do it for Lution simply too long. For those of you who did write RPs I see you, and they were great nonetheless. Now moving onto just a few general things that I noticed from this AMAZANO event. 1st) It was an absolute honor & blast to have worked with Rusty for all these months and to culminate it at the biggest show where people said that was the best match of Night #1 wow thank you. #2) Tre vs H2O man I truthfully expected different, but that pressure and anxiety has to totally hit different when you're in the Main Event of Lution for the World Championship against a dude who has been a PHREAKING KILLAH! #3) The Tag Team Classic, now I have said this time & time again but I won't stop. I deeply appreciate all the opportunities staff have given me this season. I fucking love this place and I can't express how much fun this has been to me and how excited I am looking forward to the future. #4) The Main Event of Night #2 was by far, and I mean this probably the best storyline finish I have ever seen ESPECIALLY in Comp. Huge congratulations to B17 and that great face turn was that extra cherry on top. There is honestly so much I wanna talk about but we all lived it and watched it together so we all know what happens and all that. Every match quite literally did not disappoint whether it was Ant v Sparks or the Monsters Ball. All of these matches had something different and I just really fucked with that a lot. The attires were absolutely gorgeous and we all clearly used that Lution bonus check on Attires (except Archer LOL broke boi.) To wrap it up though, amazing job to everybody. Win/Lose/Draw it did not matter. So many star making performances happened across those two nights and EVERYONE involved should be so damn proud of themselves. Now, we set our sights for the remainder of the Summer and we move with the hugest dubs quite literally. Jay, Jake, and other Staff/Members who helped bring Lution to us the way that it was. Fucking phenomenal I am beyond proud to be in OCW and I can't wait for future events to see what this great community pulls out once again. I'm tired now, I think I wanna go home to Mexico and see my familia for a bit.. wait? I gotta fight who? When? Okay never mind no going home yet! LOVE YALL GOOD SHIT! AND REMEMBER!!!! IT'S. FIGHTING. SEASON!!!!!1
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PARCA'S RAGE FUELED FULL SHOW REVIEW PARTY. INTERNATIONAL POWERS OPENING SEGMENT: Hot damn we always know Antonio & Parca drop some hot fire. The pairing of these two is pretty odd but always makes me very curious to see how the newly formed partnership/friendship goes for the two. We see that Parca always has his boys back and same thing for Antonio, we also see Sparky being a big ass troll. Was a super fun segment to be apart and I got a few giggles. FIRST MATCH OF THE NIGHT SON FLOJO VS EVELYN These vid reviews are gonna be short cause obvs. BUT HOLY SHIT SON FLOJO DONE DOG WALKED EVELYN SO HARD I WAS ABOUT TO CALL 911 FOR ASSAULT. GOOO FLOJO I WANT HER AS MY WOMEN'S CHAMP! JACKMO HAS LITERALLY BEEN ON HIS PHONE SINCE MURDERING DANNY I gotta say, at first I'm pretty sure I didn't read all of it quick enough. But this was way more enjoyable that I got to sit down and read it at my own pace. Very funny promo by Jackmo, just hope that poor Asher doesn't pass out due to the stench. Can someone please make him take a shower? WREX & LEE ARE CLEARLY IN BROMANCE DENIAL FUCKING LOVE, me some Wrex & #Austin Lee. Well, #Flufflee I would say, but anyways I dig this I saw everything that was described. And then add on to it that I'm just a mark for Wrex & Lee so you get that extra cherry on top. Good shit boys. MANTIS IS GOING BONKERS ABOUT BEING IN THE FUTURE INVESTMENT MATCH Mantis, the dark horse, the one who is enlightened, peace giver? nature warrior? I digress. But pumped to see Mantis excited about this opportunity about the FI. Hopefully the superhero boy wonder can do some flippy shit and pull off the big one and win it. (love ya mantis) BIG TURKEY SECOND MATCH ASHER VS JACKMO BAYBEEEEE WELL SHIT SON IT HAPPENED AGAIN KINDA. Jackmo sure had some ring rust as Asher had his way with him for about 97% of the match. But in the FI match pins don't mean jack bubba. Gotta climb the ladder and grab the biggest shrimp you could ever think about Jackmo! IM PRETTY SURE NATO WANTS A WORD WITH THOMAS ARCHER Archer is gonna commit a human rights violation at Lution and I want this man arrested. Doc Greene break his back and humble him bubba. But, Archer does always deliver such a great promo. Jamie is always a chad good shit pal. GOD DAMN IT JACKMO SNAP OUT OF IT MAN! Jackmo.. back at it again are we? Except this time; with a twist and boy did he actually snap out of it. He almost name dropped bitch boy who shall not be named cause he's a crock of baby shit asshole face. But Jim sure did give Jackmo a coming to light? life? Moment and Jackmo quite literally snapped out of it. Enjoyable read for sure. 3RD MATCH JETT NO NIPS DRAVEN V 37 YR OLD 19 YR OLD DANNY WATTS This turmoil obviously to those who watched the stream definitely had a squashmoil feel at certain times. But such is life, good win for Danny I'm keeping my eyes on you buster! B2O IS ABOUT TO GO HAM ON GOLDEN COBRA Short read, enjoyable and to the point. I dig B2O nice stuffs boys. 4TH MATCH B2O V GC Now this was a really good match. Did not expect the ending the way it did but man that spear is vicious! H2O better be careful cause it can come from #OuttaNo- wait a sec copyright right? hehe. good stuff. ASHER AND TUCKY BROMANCE IS AMAZING Both Tucker & Asher are good peeps. Glad to see them writing, also glad to see both guys in Lution matches, althought I'm not a fan of yoinking someones cat Tucky you gotta beat Caine just for that it's just natural. Asher does have a huge match coming up and I wish him the best. HEATHER IS WHAT? It took me a minute to get this promo, or I'm dumb and don't.. you figure it out. CAINE & TUCKY GO FACE TO FACE Good video work right here. Always love when peeps to this extra little stuff to add it to the feud. Really dope good work to you fellas. ELLIOT NEEDS THIS SO HE SAYS! This was a good read. Elliot shows some frustration and has to get this W so it seems. I think it is a bit more dramatic to say that but y'know to each their own. Dug how you wrote it think he has a good shot of pulling off the win as well if he stays focused. FUCK ME WREX & B17's MATCH WAS SO GOOD That's all I gotta really say don't I? This match was just so god damn good and the boy pulled it off!!! Let's go Wrex, Mr. Turmoil is back (or so I hope) good shit guys this seriously was such a good match. JUSTIN JEHST AND LEO ARE GONNA GET FREAKING EXTREME BROTHER I've enjoyed all the RPs of this feud and am really happy how it's been executed. Jehst is just a wordsmith and Leo always adds an extra dynamic with the character himself. Then when Leo does his actual voice video promos they are so sick and I just really enjoy this. I am curious to see how their Lution match goes, good stuff boyos! SHEP LOWKEY IS A BIT COCKY AND GETS BAITED Shep is a very interesting character. I wish I was around when the original Shep & Cort dynamic was going down because I bet I'd appreciate this a bit more. Either way, both Shep & Cort know how to write & throw down on the sticks. This'll be an interesting matchup at Lution and I'm pumped for it. MONSTERS THREE WAY BALL GORILLA NOISES I have enjoyed everything about the build for this match. It has been so quick and done so well that at first I was like hmm but now? I am like ooooo sheeeit cause these promos have been some of the top content on the shows lately. Awesome job to everyone. DRAGO PLS NO RETIRE BIG BUBBA NOOOOO I guess the caption is pretty self explanatory? Yea, Drago pls no leave us you are the best forevaaaaah! GOOD GOD THE MAIN EVENT OH MY GOD THE MAIN EVENT WOWOWOW Welp, we all know how I felt about this match don't we?
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out of anger and spite im gonna full review this show cause fuck everything else right now
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how did we feel about all those things? and wow how about them other things too!
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i also just noticed under my name says "Billy Bad Ass" dunno how to feel about it but fuck it we roll
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im in a super shitty mood so im gonna bump this thread
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nWuo came out to help their leader Prince after a rocky matchup against Tully. After all 4 men hit their finishing manuevers on Tully they made their way out of the ring to go and celebrate. All in all the first show, albeit short was super fun to commentate, and take part in. I can't wait for future episodes due production will be better & the run time will be longer. So, for those of you who did watch hopefully you did enjoy. Thank you to Jamie, Adam 1, Adam 2, Jehst, and Nick. This is a big group effort and without everyone doing their parts it wouldn't have gotten done. Also huge shoutout to those who did compete on this show I know most of us besides maybe 1-2 people didn't have much 2k20 experience but surely the next shows will get better and better match quality wise. So good stuff team can't wait for Episode #2!
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Maya Frost is MONEY. If there is plans for a women's title to debut down the road then we definitely need Frost in that picture. Her main event debut against Nicole was sheer domination!
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Bill Wylde looks like he literally is held together by spite, rage, cigarettes, and abuse. But JESUS how does the man that is about 76 years old run like that? Also, Adrian Skye is a super cool CAW. Only thing I'd suggest is to level out the super flippy indy moves so you can control them.
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First match was absolutely wild, haven't seen Prince in such a long time!
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do i dare say id full review? hmm... perhaps..
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El Parca's 200th Post Super Mega Ultra Crazy Wild Jam Packed Turmoil 248 Review Tucker/Caine Pre Match Promo This promo was.. Good. I wasn’t a particular fan of the fact that we stole a cat lol. I mean I guess if that’s what you wanna do to try and make someone be your friend? Partner? Protege? Idk. I am happy to see Tucker doing something and same for Caine. Mega Bucks v Solomain Caine & Joshua Tucker Very very good match to start the show. I love me some tag team wrestling and this delivered to the tag team mark in me. Mega Bucks picking up the win made sense considering Soloman & Tucker aren’t on the same page. Tucker definitely took the brunt of the damage this match and is a learning experience. One thing that I noticed that I wasn’t too fond of is how Doc just went and whacked the shit out of Maxx Edwards head with that chair, not very face like regardless tweener or not. But nonetheless I digress good job to those in the match. International Powers Promo I said I would review everything so I’ll be short on this. I love the world building both Me & Ev have been doing this season. With his feud with Doc, the relationship building with Terra, and the dilemma with Sparks. Then, on the other hand we got Parca, with Aisu, Mark Reese, and now Antonio. I dig the pairing because you got two guys who respect one another, love to fight, and are just having a good time. Valkyrie vs Evelyn Parker Tbh, no shade toward Parker but damn this shit was tough. The FPR break, and then truthfully the onesidedness really was wild. I don’t know if Parker doesn’t really do matches with Evelyn much or what but he should’ve known stepping in the ring with Valk is no small glass of water. Good win for Valk glad to see she’s still here getting big dubs. Shepard Promo Really good promo by Shepard! The jab at Cort & the fan was really funny and made me laugh. I don’t know if it’s because memory doesn’t serve well or if I forgot but I didn’t realize Shep was a face. Or so it seems, but then again so many people switch and flip flop nowadays or don’t adhere to the traditional face/heel roles that it is what it is. Either way very good to the point promo Shep! Millionaire Brigade w/ Kareem & Hollywood, USA Promo Lengthy read that is for sure. But a fun and interesting read as well, although idk who submitted the promo but you can for sure tell someone goofed with the Morrison method! Fugn rookys can’t even turn in a promo correctly.. SAD! Anyways, I’m assuming if memory serves that psychopath, dragon follower, Leo is up to no good and Jehst is sick and damn tired of it! But first.. Hollywood USA gotta throw hands with Millionaire Brigade. All in all this promo is excellent, Jehst & Cort continuously show us that these guys can just write their asses off anyday anytime. Jerome & Johnny are also pretty poggers too good shit boys. H2O & Jim Black Promo Oh boy H2O got the sauce again boys! Someone call his mama and tell the world champ to act like one damnit! We are professionals Harvey we don’t drink while at work man! The promo was fun to read and really to the point which is all you can ask for when reading tbh. Good stuff by Harvey looking forward to the ME and his match with Tre at Lution. Hollywood USA v Millionaire Brigade WOW! WHAT A GOD DAMN MATCH!!! These boys literally threw everything including the kitchen sink at one another. This is the tag team action I live for gentlemen and for that I love you all 10x more! Everyone was on their games tonight especially Millionaire Brigade (SUPER POG that we had two teams with TEAM NAMES GO AT IT!!!!) the tag division although sadly we lost CQC looks like it’ll be fine without em. Very good stuff to both teams and congrats to Millionaire Brigade! Antonio Everrett & Terra Promo Antonio.. That’s my bad dog. This one is on me, maybe I should’ve asked for further information before just telling you to send it. But also, Terra what the fuck man? Where is the communication!! We are ADULTS! We talk to one another and express our feelings not just judge and berate people then try to hit them! Booooo! #HearAntonioOut Valk & Ashley Promo Hell yeaaaaah I am for this energy. Very good promo by these two. Really dig how Ashley is just being a shithead and just does not care about what Valk has to say or anything lmao. The Lution match will definitely be interesting to see who will come out on top but right now I dig what’s going on! Good work to both of them! International Championship Match So I usually don’t comment on my own matches but I really really enjoyed this match with Asher. Tbh, I wouldn’t hate seeing him back in the picture soon. Asher although we didn’t do enough joint promos has been writing, doing well in matches, and his caw looks damn good. Guy is an overall good time to play against and chat with. Hope folks enjoyed the match and I’m proud to say that I am #AndStill! B17, Wrex, and Rust Cohle Promo I love all three of these characters. This so far is promo of the night for me, this promo was just so good from start to finish. Mwah, fucking so good kudos to B, Wrex, and Rust. I know all 3 guys have spent so much time building up to these moments now and this storyline has by far been THEE storyline of the season if not year. I loved every vid, match, and promo that came from this saga of events. Great stuff guys. Hollywood USA Post Match Promo Oh wow, hurriedly getting out of dodge is Hollywood USA. I wonder what turn of events happened from the time of going to the back to now but nonetheless I’m interested and paying attention. Tre Golden v Ryu Matsumoto What.. a match. This was a rollercoaster of what is going to happen. At first, I really gave it to Tre. He RANNN away with damage over Spider. But I really don’t know what happened, but wow. How Spider turned this match around and wound up winning was speechless. That was some Miracle on Ice shit right there lmao. Also, was this a singles match? Or a handicap match? (Ps. next time maybe have H2O appear and then cut it to a rollup cause that was just weird too but appreciate the effort & attempt) Malu Promo Short and to the point. Also, on a side note I really dig how many legends are coming back and are writing. Although I don’t know much about Mez I am interested to see how he handles himself against the monster Malu. Danny Watts v B17 Danny!!!!!! Oh my god the kid almost did it! That match was so crazy I almost fell out of my chair. I did not expect B17 to almost slip up and lose to the rookie but honestly damn that was a very good fight. Good stuff to B for pulling off the win but let’s go Danny! Can’t wait for him to hopefully get another title shot one day. ;) BIG DADDY QUARTZ IS COMING FOR HIS PRIZE QUUUUAAAARRRTZZZZZ! LESSSS GOOOOOOO! Go get that title back that was stolen from you! Oh man let’s fucking go this promo just got me super hyped and I am HERE FOR IT LETS GOO! Danny & #Austin Lee Promo Oh damn Danny is out here dropping F bombs. Man is a little upset after losing, also #Austin what are you doing? Why attack such a big angry dude after losing inevitably the biggest match of his career so far? Oof. Cort & Jehst at the Cabin This is what I love most about Leo and what I think makes Leo such an interesting character. The program that these guys have been working for awhile has also been one of the best programs we’ve seen this season as well. I love the emotion, and you can see the visualization within this whole promo. Such good writing guys honestly really really enjoyed this. Mez, KD, and Malu Vid Segment Yoooo this was FIRRREEEEEE. I didn’t know what to really expect from this but man this was great! The writing, the cinematics, and everything done was so solid. THIS style of video could really be implemented for a lot of people who wanna include written text without wanting to have it moving. Super good job to whomever did the editing and great job to all involved! Wrex & #Austin Lee bromancing What a turn of events. The fat man finally had the lightbulb go off in his head after Wrex suggested adapting. Now I wonder where these two will go from here, also I wonder how hard Wrex is gonna train him down in Michigan. Quartz v H2O v Shepard Damn really good match the back and forth was nuts. Few wonky parts but that’s to be expected with any multi man match to be honest. Really happy to see Quartz pick up the win here in the main event. H2O was just that second too late and what do you expect from a guy who is off a whole bottle of Grey Goose lmao. Good job to all those guys excellent match Super good show everybody. Top to bottom I enjoyed all of it. I actually don’t feel tired after reading/watching everything again as well. Really happy to see all the progression in everyones storylines and such. Rode to Lution has been a banger and I can’t wait to keep chuggin along. MOTN: Danny Watts v B17 RPOTN: B17, Rust Cohle, and Wrex.
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love seeing people show out especially guys like Asher, and Danny really go to show that Turmoil is starting to gain some traction with new stars so here's hoping after Lution everyone stays so we can see where these guys go from there
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turmoil definitely is bringing the heat week in and week out
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so many good fights on this show