Riot 03/02!

[Chris Mania]

Sweeeeet.

[Pugh]

Britney, Britney, Britney...it's not enough that you have to pocket the GM's testicles in the side of your mouth like walnuts, is it? No, you have to go on rant about how you were this, and how you were that, and how you were robbed, and yadda yadda yadda. Being in a title match with the CHANCE to win the title just isn't enough for you, is it?

 

I'll agree to an extent that OCW died after you lost the title, but what once proud wrestling organization wouldn't? I mean come on! You lost the title to CHRIS F***IN' RYDER! You know, the man that wrestled referees? Yeah, that guy! How can a federation NOT go under with someone like that at the helm?

 

Then the ever unstoppable Mayhem won it. You know, the man who's dick you're afraid to take up that Sarlacc Pit you call an anus. Those of you wondering..yes I did just make a Star Wars reference, what of it?

 

For an entire year, he reigned as OCW World Heavyweight Champion until his match with me. The match where I dethroned a man weighing 200 pounds more than me. The match where OCW was reborn in me. Now, unfortunately, due to unforseen circumstances (I flaked), I left OCW in pursuit of different things, but when I came back I was better than ever.

 

With the help of a good friend, Seth Irvine, I helped make OCW interesting again. Notice I said HELPED. With the likes of Tiberius Dupree, and Matsuda, and Dimsmore, how could you carry a company? With that many talented people? It's damn near impossible. Unfortunately for these three, I said the word talented. Watch your genitalia accordingly as I hear Britney is like a succubus when it comes to talent. Drains all the energy (and semen) right out of your body.

 

You go on about how I "sucked Jay's balls", and all your accomplishments blah blah blah. You go on about how you beat Nate and Guy in ONE night, but we all know that's not your greatest accomplishment, oh no! Your greatest accomplishment is actually finding out which shade of lipstick Jay likes when he needs his "Little Hero" caressed.

 

The poster you keep going on about...the reason I was ON the poster, was because I deserved it. I worked my ass off on screen and behind the scenes. I brought a new flavor of competition to OCW with Patolomai, not you. Now notice I said how I was on the poster. ME, not just my face, ME. Now compare that to how Jay just superimposed your face on to some gay Viking warrior. Ironic much? Because you're a warrior alright, just not the kind that kicks ass and takes names. No, you're like the kind that eats ass, and gets names tattoo'd on the cheek of your ass.

 

Another reason Jay has entrusted me with Greatness (copyright of RD Money), is because I don't retire and return every single fortnight. He trusts me with this position because unlike you, I don't have to decide which GM's genitalia is the flavor of the week. Whether it be trying to eat Alex Robinson's poorly packed suitcase of a vagina. Whether it be Stacy Adams YIPEE KAY AYYYY MOTHERF***ER'ing all over your face, or whether it be you tounging the asshole of Barry White's illegitamate bastard child.

 

I may have stolen the "Best in the World" moniker Britney, but at least I haven't pretended to be something I'm not. Motherf***er of the Year? Really? Anyone with a brain and a pencil could figure out that equation. It's simple you see:

 

M-o-t-h-e-r+M+a+n(f***er) = Manf***er of the Year.

 

For your sake Britney, I hope you brought a fresh pair of panties, because at Road 2 Glory, whether its me or Matsuda walking out with that title, we both agree on one thing. It's going to be the beginning of the end for the "Age of Heart", and with it, we're going to usher in a new era. The Era of Ambition.

 

I have to go be the Best in the World somewhere else for now Britney, so behave okay? Tchau!

 

Best in the world huh? Don't even get me started... Aries, you're not even the best in this thread! While you were busy "making OCW interesting again"... hows that going by the way?.. While you were busy making things interesting again, I was travelling the world... I was performing in Europe, Japan, Canada, Mexico, South America - everywhere... You were busy making cock jokes and getting snapped in two by Mayhem... Aries, until you've wrestled on every continent like I have - until you've wrestled the best, and held your own you can't be the best in the world... it's all in your head son. I though, I'm bigger than the world. I ate the world for breakfast, I am King of the Universe - the best Wrestler in the Milky way!

[Vincent Valmont]

Can I play?

 

I’m sorry, I’m gonna have to come out here and interrupt the OCW amateur dramatic society’s performance of “The transvestite, the juice box and the illegal alien”.

Fact is Leon, you keep coming out here saying “I’m out for myself”, and you keep coming up short son. You’re a spent force, washed up – you can’t hold your own anymore Leon… and that…that is a real shame. Once upon a time, you were a viable champion… now you can’t even beat that ridiculous excuse for a wrestler Jookie Marley.

 

As for you Valmont – you’re constantly going on about how you’re this and you’re that – I have news for you Vincenzo… You’re Stretch Armstrong with a chip on his shoulder. The problem with Stretch Armstrong Valmont is this – Stretch was only good for so long… after a while, Stretch was useless. Valmont – you… you are useless.

Carlos… I don’t even know why you’re out here; you haven’t won a match since George Bush Senior was in the White House…

 

Useless is what my time would be if I played you inside a ring... atleast my chip on my shoulder is about the OCW title.. everyone except like 3 others on the roster active can't even say that. Also Stretch Armstrong? This is the same guy that ran away from our singles match? Am I the same guy that hasn't been pinned or submitted since I returned? Am I the same useless guy that will beat anyone booked against him, and will keep winning until that OCW title is on my shoulders. Useless? I think not... change is coming, everyone keeps saying it, but I AM CHANGE. I changed OCW upside down once, and I'm going to do it again. ;)

[Aries]

Best in the world huh? Don't even get me started... Aries, you're not even the best in this thread! While you were busy "making OCW interesting again"... hows that going by the way?.. While you were busy making things interesting again, I was travelling the world... I was performing in Europe, Japan, Canada, Mexico, South America - everywhere... You were busy making cock jokes and getting snapped in two by Mayhem... Aries, until you've wrestled on every continent like I have - until you've wrestled the best, and held your own you can't be the best in the world... it's all in your head son. I though, I'm bigger than the world. I ate the world for breakfast, I am King of the Universe - the best Wrestler in the Milky way!

 

 

 

 

I'm sorry, who are you? I want to say...Dave.

[Pugh]

I'm sorry, who are you? I want to say...Dave.

 

Hmm, cute. Alas my greased up friend, your ignorant barbs will be the end of you. OCW doesn't need change, it doesn't need Valmont, or Leon, or whoever else is trying to stake a claim on that title. It needs an Ego. More specifically, it needs Kid Ego. It needs Kid Ego to march down to that ring, to stand toe to toe, nose to nose with the champion - and end him. You see there can only be one "best" wrestler Aries... and I'll be damned if i'm going to let people think it's you.

 

When the showdown happens Aries, you better bring your A-Game, because I don't want your second best, I want you to step into that ring, match me stride for stride - I want it to be the best pure wrestling match in the history of OCW... and when it does eventually happen - know this... I will be the one with his hand raised. I don't want your title, I want something much more important... I want to solidify myself as the undisputed Best Wrestler on the Planet... and that means ending your career.

[Bloom]

Everyone makes good points. But the kicker is back in the day, When OCW should have closed (lol) The greatest matches weren't scripted AJ vs Nate when they did that super reversal combination, that was pure talent. Nate was regarded as the best because of his skill in the game period. His skill Transcended into great matches because the level of competition went up and that led to dramatic matches.

 

What im getting is the need to have a pretty match over the need to have a match in the sense of competition. What I actually prefer is a solid competitive match because it actually turns out to be a good match when both people are giving it there all.

 

As far as spots go, I like them, but they are the best when pulled off with skill, as opposed to, (OK Doug stand there I am going to hit my gogoplata into a plancha!) No thats kind of lame, best example from the past I can give is The Steve had some kind of turnbuckle drop kick spot that he would always hit, When I fought him he hit the 1st and 2nd, when he went for the 3rd I was quicker (thank christ) and knocked The Steve out of the Steve.

 

I get both sides, but at the end of the day, I want to see comp, if a finish is scripted or redone for the sake of making it look better (The 20 second Nick Retirement Tapout comes to mind) that's great. But I really, truly don't like doling out goodies all the time for the sake of stories I want my champs to actually be champions, not paper champs, Best example Ryder I gave him a shot, and when real comp showed up he folded quicker than a food stamp in Mez Murdocks pocket.

 

All I can say is stop being faggots!

<3

 

OUR HERO

[Matsuda]

All of you wrong!

 

OCW is not dead as long as the Japanese samurai rock star is in OCW. And when he win world champion there will be new age... AGE OF MATSUDA!

 

So fuck the Pugh he is jobber who get crushed by TWO star spangled breaker! And fuck the Smythe he is like old black ACE ANGEL! And especially fuck the Leon you road MATSUDAs coat tail in LOTUS and you do it again to be into MAIN EVENT again.

 

When MATSUDA came you all became irrelevant. Omae wa mo shindieru... So says the undefeat MATSUDA!

[Chris Mania]

Everyone makes good points. But the kicker is back in the day, When OCW should have closed (lol) The greatest matches weren't scripted AJ vs Nate when they did that super reversal combination, that was pure talent. Nate was regarded as the best because of his skill in the game period. His skill Transcended into great matches because the level of competition went up and that led to dramatic matches.

 

What im getting is the need to have a pretty match over the need to have a match in the sense of competition. What I actually prefer is a solid competitive match because it actually turns out to be a good match when both people are giving it there all.

 

As far as spots go, I like them, but they are the best when pulled off with skill, as opposed to, (OK Doug stand there I am going to hit my gogoplata into a plancha!) No thats kind of lame, best example from the past I can give is The Steve had some kind of turnbuckle drop kick spot that he would always hit, When I fought him he hit the 1st and 2nd, when he went for the 3rd I was quicker (thank christ) and knocked The Steve out of the Steve.

 

I get both sides, but at the end of the day, I want to see comp, if a finish is scripted or redone for the sake of making it look better (The 20 second Nick Retirement Tapout comes to mind) that's great. But I really, truly don't like doling out goodies all the time for the sake of stories I want my champs to actually be champions, not paper champs, Best example Ryder I gave him a shot, and when real comp showed up he folded quicker than a food stamp in Mez Murdocks pocket.

 

All I can say is stop being faggots!

<3

 

OUR HERO

 

How the fuck AJ vs Nate didn't get MOTY is beyond me, everyone kept banging on about it for months... Can't complain too much tho.

[Tiberius Dupree]

Fuck I ran outta markouts lol

[Bloom]

all of you wrong!

 

Ocw is not dead as long as the japanese samurai rock star is in ocw. And when he win world champion there will be new age... Age of matsuda!

 

So fuck the pugh he is jobber who get crushed by two star spangled breaker! And fuck the smythe he is like old black ace angel! And especially fuck the leon you road matsudas coat tail in lotus and you do it again to be into main event again.

 

When matsuda came you all became irrelevant. Omae wa mo shindieru... So says the undefeat matsuda!

 

nani?!!