Super saturday riot!!

[Leon Valentine]

Short but sweet this week but Riot was on point. Some of the videos you guys are doing are ace. I thought Majin and Casey came back for a second until I realised it wasn't them :(

 

Dimsmore is the new Nick Kage, the guy is just killing people. I think right now Tibby, Dimsmore, Omar and Tyro will be the hardest people to beat hands down.

 

Only one thing I thought could have been better was the Mcgee video. It just seemed rushed at the end of the match and was only like 3 secs long. I don’t mean a 2 minute attack; I like how it was done with a chair just mean it seemed a bit rushed. Just something for whoever did that video to work on.

 

The jacket thing reminds me of someone I used to know.

 

Cody Storm I like where you are going right now. Keep it up.

 

Nice win for the Steve, I think he needed that but Patolomai is going to need step his game up for next week!

 

Edit: One thing meant to say. I thought Parker’s video was awesome. I like how it shows Mcgee then me in the corner, writing is well presented. Good job.

 

I used to think Face Paint Parker was the best but kind of like where bald headed Parker is going. He defo reminds you of Austin. My only criticism is I kinda wish you didn’t bring anyone in to help Parker as right now don’t think he needs it and don’t see these new characters lasting. Parker is already a badass he doesn’t anyone else to help him. You should just stick with parker!

[Patolomai]

Nice win for the Steve, I think he needed that but Patolomai is going to need step his game up for next week!

 

The Steve did give me the business... Not gonna argue that... But this is what I'll leave you with...

 

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with terrible resolve." - Isoroku Yamamoto

[The Vega]

Yasif > Sensation Rp killed me, rofl i laughed. Marked for the "Change comes from within " segment from Dupree. Hitchens used to mention that joke frequently,loved it. Very good show and superb win from The Steve.

[Jacob Trance]

Allot of hovering going on , too too much . Finishers before someone is hurt looks stank . Also who is the idiot in truck , who keeps accepting satellite feeds from this fruit booty .

 

Hovering isn't really an issue now, especially if you automatically feed up... I get what you mean though, being totally ontop of someone gets dull, but its a balance between aesthetics and ability.

 

Finisher before someone is hurt... It's actually EASIER to pin someone with an early finisher than a damaged finisher, but yes, sometimes it looks stupid. Sometimes it fits the match perfectly, just depends on its use.

[Cody Storm]

Cody's Comments

 

 

The word unidentified looks stupid. I started pronouncing it uni-dented, and that's just not right at all....

 

Yuck, this is describing blood isn't it? I sure hope it's not mine, after trying to climb a fence earlier it already looks like I cut myself. Orifices, words that make you go, "bleh!" We're in a land where nails talk and I know what a ballast is, a strange land indeed! Parker Stevens doesn't just rise up, that bitch kicks everyone in the balls and then proceeds to laugh about it. I enjoy the Dark Knight Rises reference though, but being his reckoning isn't nearly as impressive as being the recknoning of an entire city, no matter how fictional it may be. Throwing hammers into things is ALWAYS awesome!

 

The Good Life is so much fun to hear live, I think we need to have 3DG come perform next Lution so that I can enjoy it again.

 

Al Poling is going to single handedly keep Dane relevant, I swear to God!

 

Jake's shoes look like they are solid black but then have yellow duct tape on them, it kind of makes me laugh.

 

"Jacob lays another boot to a prone Jacob Trance..." I'm so good I have my enemies attacking themselves for me.... woops.

 

Haha, The Steve used the word dregs as an insult, and we have a wrestler on the roster named Dregs. It's a double whammy! I also now know The Steve's last name, this may be minor to all of you but I'm not one step away from being able to perform the ultra powerful "Full-Name surprise announce call" on The Steve.

 

I fully expect Hannibal D. vs Droogs to be match of the night, possibly of the year. Ok, Mez and Gibbs are terrible friends. Here D. comes out and manages and lends support to them every damn time, but they can't even walk their non-wrestler friend to the ring, what assholes. On a quick side note, music by The Wonder Years and the A-Team theme song do not mix very well. The Droogs had no entrance, and Charles Scaggs refered to them as one person, both frowned upon. The Droog on the ring apron looks like he has icecream on his head. Wait to toss that chair in the ring, really, spectacular aim! The crowd just "Woo'ed" and the game made the chop sound but there was no contact, at least if the game is going to be wrong, it's cohesive about it. How did that midget get his foot up that high? I'm terribly impressed. I'd be super pissed if I was doing the Shane O' Mac combo and got hit from behind, HE JUST PULLED OUT GIBB'S SPECIALTY! Gimmick Infringement! You just fucked up throwing the chair into the ring AGAIN! That's what you get for missing, you put it right into the wrong hands.

 

The words are going TURBO fast Latief!

 

While OCW can't fire you K.D. I think the law still applies. I'm not quite sure though, so you're more than welcome to test it out, maybe you can get away with murder. What a good cover up of forgetfulness.

 

No one has mentioned Stephon Marbury since Parker cyberbullied him into oblivion.

 

He's not "That Guy" anymore, I'm pretty sure he officially changed his name to "That Murderer" What most people don't know is that Terry has actually taken out a very large, new, life insurance policy just in case things go arry against Marley. His insurance company is still trying to figure out if that's as good as killing yourself so that your family can cash in on your policy.

 

This is Sean's chance to prove to everyone that he can go toe to toe with the champions here in OCW. We all know he can, but does he know he can? Mother Fucker of the Year is such an exhilerating song. This laugh is just so cool! I think it's pretty damn fitting that it goes longer for Dims than it does for anyone else, and it fits so well with his song. Dims starts off powerhousing McGee, McGee's not even small so this is quite impressive. I think Dimsmore's agressiveness throws a lot of wrestlers off guard when they face him the first time. McGee hits an awesome DDT from high elevation, maybe this can be his turn around? WWE '12 showing off its spectacular camera work.... If you wanted to, could you just cactus elbow drop people an infinite amount of times? I guess it's actually probably the best selling of the tree of woe posisition. McGee said fuck this, and got a chair! But that really doesn't look to have slowed Dimsmore down at all. He's calling for the end! he's calling for the end again? Again again? Two weeks in a row, what a douche! But McGee counters out of it and wills his way back into the fight! But his momentum is quickly derailed by another thud inducing spinebuster. That's the end of the fight, but damnit, I know McGee can go better than he did here.

 

Future investment?! Hey, I'm pretty good at those ;).

 

Oh lordy, the Truth Siren is going off! The loading bar on this is pretty large, and it doesn't have a pre video match description, so I'm pretty excited to see what this is. This song makes for a terrific theme for the Parker character, but it is a TERRIBLE song in my opinion. Parker, does it disturb you that we're wearing the same jacket? I knew someone was using it when I started using it, but I forgot who it was since you were away and just assumed it was someone who left. To be fair, mine is yellow. Parker knows his ABC's? Astounding. We have picture in picture in picture, OCW is high-tech! Parker, after everything at End Games, I think he'd be stupid not to attack you. See, Sean and Phenoix know it too. So far this video has been very well done, I'm slightly jealous. I was hoping you came alone.... You brought an entire group of people. Damn, these guys are kicking McGee's ass. McGee has had a TERRIBLE Riot! Kid Vicious? Ok, I can dig it. Please use TFK's song. Wait, so now you're going to tear OCW apart too? Ok.... so let me get this straight. It's LOTUS vs Fire it Up vs OCW. This is some shit, some awful, awful shit. See I was counting on Parker to lead the charge here, to be our Stone Cold Steve Austin (the comparision is way too obvious I know and I apologise but fuck off). This only makes Pugh's efforts more important! How appropriate that the Wonder Years song just said "Someone should burn this place to the ground, I'll see....you Mother fuckers in Hell!"

 

You know, now that I'm thinking about it, wouldn't the network be a little upset with giving Dupree TV free publicity, I mean he could always turn it into an opposing television station. Nah, impossible, no one would pay for that. What a douchey old man. Suda better look out, this old man is fixing to take over as the resident story teller of OC-dub-ya. An intriging answer for Tibby. That old man is working for THE A-TEAM!

 

Sean McGee has had the hardest working night of his life, here he is again! this audio is way ahead of the match for me, so I'm going to mute it so that it doesn't spoil anything. I expect K.D. to show no mercy! He's really going to work on Djesus' back, makes it easier to black rack him I suppose. The dreaded last second turn from signature to finisher before it gets triggered, good looking reversal animation for the rack though (I'm a fan of DDT's if you all aren't aware). K.D. booted that man right out of the ring, and then tried for a super spear against McGee who simply walked back saying FUCK YOU! Djesus with a show of power that I didn't see coming. He needs to stop playing to the ho's though, cause K.D. has turned the situation in his favor every single time Djesus has taken his eye off of the ball. Another great DDT reversal! The game took K.D.'s signature away from him right before he hit it again xD. I'm not really sure if that was supposed to be cut in such a way as to make it look like McGee only attacked K.D. or if McGee just went full jackass on his partner and former partner? Either way, the fact that he has the energy and strength left in him to even hold that chair up after two asskickings is just amazing.

 

Oh... well, this clears everything up xD. shots to the back of the head are a great way to cause concussions, so you should stop that McGee, we could really use Dangelo healthy to help defeat the likes of LOTUS and possible Fire it Up. McGee also has an affinity for attacking his teamates, much like I do. We should totally team up and then turn on each other simultaneously, it'll be great!

 

Oh great, The Jew's here. Get it, cause you're using the law to fight your battle? The fans are still cheering for him in his entrance though. It must be the fantastic theme song, they simply cannot deny it. Yep, cause once it goes off they boo the shit out of him. I don't understand how Tibby could lose with The Steve rooting him on. The Cunt Punt is vastly surperior to the vag jab, obviously the Steve is a little rusty on his genetalia strikes. Pato is a whole lot of tit Steve, I think it clearly outweights your tat.

 

Tyro comes out of the starting gate with hot hands. Damn, Parker laid Tyro out with that rebound spinebuster. Tyro just slapped that big, ugly, bald head of Parkers and it made me laugh. You could actually place three full length commercial breaks imbetween Tyro's ground punches and we'd still not miss a thing. Tyro just threw Parker around by his scalp, how is he not bleeding? Nice axehandle to the back of the head by Parker. Tyro is still not injured, even after taking a Truth Siren, what a beast. I'm legitimately surprised that Parker kicked out at 1 there, let alone that he kicked out at all. I guess McGee and Pheonix took a little more out of Parker than I had realized. A pretty large win for Tyro though.

 

Whatever video comes after this match is not loading for me, so I apologise but it's already 5 AM here and I'm moving on.

 

I assume this video comes from the same person as last weeks. I'm just not going to guess here..... nevermind I don't have to guess here. It's Aries, and he's coming back next week! I'm quite excited!

 

Before I read any further into this, I'm just going to predict that Arnaud wants his title shot. Yeah... well it was a pretty safe bet. How can you deny a man his brunch? That's just heinous! Did he just call us Clydesdales? Cause those are like prized horses and they are awesome, so I thank you for the completement. I do know why you're going to keep coming back every week, it's because I pissed God off :(.

 

LOTUS isn't coming out as a team. No unity, this is a good sign for OCW! HAZAH! Wait, did Illuminati just teleport to the ring? That makes him even more terrifying than usual. OK, what the hell is this song!? We get it, you enjoy oral sex. BREAK HIS ARMS DUPREE! Damn, Dupree did some work on Spider's body before Pugh got in there. Great reversal for Pugh to keep Suda out of the ring. A clothesline for Suda and a package of nuts for Nati, Dupree leaves no one empty handed! Lots of simple tag team moves by Pugh and Dupree, hopefully signs that these two can work well together to fight off LOTUS beyond just this match. This is definitely a much more game Pugh than the one we saw show up to End Games, he's tearing LOTUS apart. The Apron clothesline by Dupree was spot on. Suda just threw Nati into the ring post xD. Damn, I thought Nati and Suda were going for an arial combo here. Wow, lots of quick tags. I think Pugh gets the point to tag Dupree xD. And he gives himself an opening right there with a beautiful springboard moonsault. Nati tries for one of his own but misses terribly and ends up hitting concrete. Dupree's going for the match ender! Suda reverses, Tibby Reverses, IT'S ALL OVER! Notch one up for team OCW!

 

The A-Team bought their own vending machine snacks? That's not fighting back damn it, that's rolling over and giving up to a group of clowns. Gibbs hides razor blades under his tongue? Jesus I hope the referee is checking for that before his matches! As proven earlier in the evening people that disrespect Hannibal D. get hit with chairs, so I'd advise against it, but it's too late for the clowns.

 

Before watching the main event what people need to know is that despite searching for a solid 30 minutes on community creations, I was unable to find the Cam ninja, so I apologize but painting J.R. solid black was the best I could do without making the competitors wait forever.

 

The Steve and Pato are having a massive staredown (courtesy of my forgetting this happened and editing it out....) It's finally broken by postering of all things. Pato begins this match with a massive headbutt. OCW must have super-reinforced ring ropes to hold someone of Pato's size like that. I don't know how The Steve just gets up after a samoan drop like that from someone as large as Pato. Pato's sheer size makes every move done to his opponents look bone shattering. He just Rodchestere'd Pato, that's incredible, cause he not only had to lift him, but he had to somehow double underhook that massive frame. Omar Gibbs swallows razors! That knee to Pato's chin looked rough as hell. Pato manages to kick out of The Steve! Now he's got momentum going in his favor, and against The Steve with a massive swinging toss. The Steve has done far too many drugs, he can't even figure out which way to run to get to Pato's head. Wow, what a way to end the match, with a top rope The Steve! It definitely looks like The Steve is ready for his SECOND title match against Tibby.

[Omar Gibbs]

Cody's Comments

 

 

A-Team bought their own vending machine snacks? That's not fighting back damn it, that's rolling over and giving up to a group of clowns.

 

 

Believe me... There was no exchange of funds.

[K.Dangelo]

No it's cledales little Code , it a south meaning simply meaning d...bass !

[Parker]

Cody's Comments

 

This song makes for a terrific theme for the Parker character, but it is a TERRIBLE song in my opinion.

 

You trippin' BUSTA! Song is bad ass.

 

First sentance of the song describes how I feel EVERY single day...lmao

[Pugh]

The entrances in the tag match were cobbled together. Lotus can teleport and DUPREE was already in the ring. When Suda arrived

[Cody Storm]

Oh, I preferred being compared to a prize winning horse :/.

 

Parker I just hate Five Finger Death Punch since I heard them play acoustically on my radio station, it was terrible! I kind of like some of their singles, but after that I just couldn't like them.

 

And I figured Pugh, I just thought it was kind of funny, so I pointed it out.