Riot Episode 322

[Tiberius Dupree]

This riot was perfectly fine we just got spoiled by last week when Team Reliable II came to town. This was a good show lets discuss it! Cody, get to work!

 

I agree, we were definitely spoiled by Rookie Reliable last wk. We're back to our normal workhorses, and im fine with that. these are the guys i wanna see anyway.

 

I think me and Suda's heel off is gonna cause a rift in the space time continum. Pugh and Spider need see who can be the bigger face to try to tip the scale.

 

what happened with the KD match?

 

Glad my fav rook hollywood didnt forget to get his face on Riot. some good written and video content this week. Parker is a scumbag, that is all!

[Parker]

Your face makes a beautiful ashtray!

[Jacob Trance]

It's waiting to be added. Issues arose.

[Cody Storm]

We really didn't have too many contributors this week, so I'll do the name style review because I think it makes the most sense since several people showed up more than once.

 

Ryu/Spider: I dig the new jacket, I like the choice to make it white, obviously a good decision for a face. I'm sure Stacey very much appreciates your face-turn, you were kind of a dick to her. Your match was fun to watch, but it seemed like kind of a spider-squashing. You definitely benefited from the Valmont save. Good to have you back contributing to the content though, your RP with Hollywood is my favorite I've read thus far of his career.

 

Dimsmore: I find myself amazed that this man who was so cunning and maniacal when fighting Dupree and others in the past can appear so dimwitted (excuse the pun) sometimes, I mean Suda bitched you out in chinese checkers. But you get some kind of pass on that because no one likes that game anyway. You kind of went destroyer mode on Spider in that match, only to be screwed by a has-been. It was a very impressive outing for you though, back to being intimidating in that ring.

 

Matsuda: Another banner week for this asshole. I didn't see the whole replacing the ring crew going down, that was pretty hilarious xD. You all can hate me for it if you want, but it's part of my goal to see as many rookies smacked back down as possible right now, so I had a smile on my face watching you wreck Lazarus. Because that's what you did, he looked out of his league, or at least having an off day or something. And your video later on in the night certainly made you look great, but give me some time to make one and I can have myself a video smacking around the current champions as well, or you could just watch the main event ;).

 

Tiberius Dupree: You just....... God that was disgusting. I know this is all fake, obviously I know that, but your story was still depressing as hell. You are the lowest of the low and I officially hate you more than Matsuda because at least he's like a comic book villain, you're just a piece of shit (in a good heel kind of way, I'm not actually trying to insult you just in case you read it that way first). Your match was, not a match actually xD. Parker beat the shit out of you, hahaha, you deserved it. Good showing though.

 

Tyro Kraven: We got a good match out of you, no written work, but you always do written work so obviously that's no big deal.

 

Sean McGee: You had a much better match than you let on. Said you got your ass kicked, but I think you did pretty well. Looked pretty damn strong catching Kraven in mid air like that.

 

Trance: I don't know where the rest of that work went, but I hope it goes up, I thought the idea sounded cool and I certainly don't want my time to have just been a waste xD.

 

Parker Stevens: You looked great kicking Tibby's ass, and thank you very much for doing that, he's a menace to society, or at least to one particular family. As far as our match goes.... I really like you Parker, I really do so don't take this the wrong way please because I know you're a great guy and you've been a big help to me, but fuck you I was kicking ass. I think I got somewhere near 70% of the offense in that match, and I understand champ stats and shit, but that was ridiculous! It was a good match, and I had fun doing it, but I'm even more disappointed in the result re-watching it because I feel even more now like that match should have been mine. But it wasn't and I'll have to deal with that.

 

Pugh: Pugh's RP was on fire! You can feel that he means what he says and I think it's one of, if not his best, and I only wish I had more to do with it so I could claim some of the glory but it was all him. All I can say is next time you get in my face like that right after I've just been humiliated, I won't avert my gaze, I won't leave the ring, and I will make you regret it... I'd watch yourself Paul Pugh.

 

Everyone's assessment seems right if you ask me, it was a bit of a Riot-lite. But the content that made it onto the show I thought was fantastic. As long as the core group keeps going Riot should be fine. Like Parker said, quality over quantity. Also, thanks to the guest booker for the shot, I apologize for squandering it.

[Pugh]

Just watching back the matches...

 

We need to get some sort of Uniformity going on with the arenas. I get people have downloaded 60 different versions for whatever reason, but why the hell is one of the matches in the "LARGE" arena template. It's a little thing, but it takes away from the whole immersion deal.

[Pugh]

All I can say is next time you get in my face like that right after I've just been humiliated, I won't avert my gaze, I won't leave the ring, and I will make you regret it... I'd watch yourself Paul Pugh.

 

I presume you'll be bringing a response to Riot.

[Matsuda]

Just watching back the matches...

 

We need to get some sort of Uniformity going on with the arenas. I get people have downloaded 60 different versions for whatever reason, but why the hell is one of the matches in the "LARGE" arena template. It's a little thing, but it takes away from the whole immersion deal.

 

I didn't even notice that... Quit nit picking nigga!

[Pugh]

I didn't even notice that... Quit nit picking nigga!

 

I will pick nits until the nits are gone.

 

Also, your hair looks ridiculous.

[Matsuda]

We really didn't have too many contributors this week, so I'll do the name style review because I think it makes the most sense since several people showed up more than once.

 

Ryu/Spider: I dig the new jacket, I like the choice to make it white, obviously a good decision for a face. I'm sure Stacey very much appreciates your face-turn, you were kind of a dick to her. Your match was fun to watch, but it seemed like kind of a spider-squashing. You definitely benefited from the Valmont save. Good to have you back contributing to the content though, your RP with Hollywood is my favorite I've read thus far of his career.

 

Dimsmore: I find myself amazed that this man who was so cunning and maniacal when fighting Dupree and others in the past can appear so dimwitted (excuse the pun) sometimes, I mean Suda bitched you out in chinese checkers. But you get some kind of pass on that because no one likes that game anyway. You kind of went destroyer mode on Spider in that match, only to be screwed by a has-been. It was a very impressive outing for you though, back to being intimidating in that ring.

 

Matsuda: Another banner week for this asshole. I didn't see the whole replacing the ring crew going down, that was pretty hilarious xD. You all can hate me for it if you want, but it's part of my goal to see as many rookies smacked back down as possible right now, so I had a smile on my face watching you wreck Lazarus. Because that's what you did, he looked out of his league, or at least having an off day or something. And your video later on in the night certainly made you look great, but give me some time to make one and I can have myself a video smacking around the current champions as well, or you could just watch the main event ;).

 

Tiberius Dupree: You just....... God that was disgusting. I know this is all fake, obviously I know that, but your story was still depressing as hell. You are the lowest of the low and I officially hate you more than Matsuda because at least he's like a comic book villain, you're just a piece of shit (in a good heel kind of way, I'm not actually trying to insult you just in case you read it that way first). Your match was, not a match actually xD. Parker beat the shit out of you, hahaha, you deserved it. Good showing though.

 

Tyro Kraven: We got a good match out of you, no written work, but you always do written work so obviously that's no big deal.

 

Sean McGee: You had a much better match than you let on. Said you got your ass kicked, but I think you did pretty well. Looked pretty damn strong catching Kraven in mid air like that.

 

Trance: I don't know where the rest of that work went, but I hope it goes up, I thought the idea sounded cool and I certainly don't want my time to have just been a waste xD.

 

Parker Stevens: You looked great kicking Tibby's ass, and thank you very much for doing that, he's a menace to society, or at least to one particular family. As far as our match goes.... I really like you Parker, I really do so don't take this the wrong way please because I know you're a great guy and you've been a big help to me, but fuck you I was kicking ass. I think I got somewhere near 70% of the offense in that match, and I understand champ stats and shit, but that was ridiculous! It was a good match, and I had fun doing it, but I'm even more disappointed in the result re-watching it because I feel even more now like that match should have been mine. But it wasn't and I'll have to deal with that.

 

Pugh: Pugh's RP was on fire! You can feel that he means what he says and I think it's one of, if not his best, and I only wish I had more to do with it so I could claim some of the glory but it was all him. All I can say is next time you get in my face like that right after I've just been humiliated, I won't avert my gaze, I won't leave the ring, and I will make you regret it... I'd watch yourself Paul Pugh.

 

Everyone's assessment seems right if you ask me, it was a bit of a Riot-lite. But the content that made it onto the show I thought was fantastic. As long as the core group keeps going Riot should be fine. Like Parker said, quality over quantity. Also, thanks to the guest booker for the shot, I apologize for squandering it.

 

Dimsmore dimwitted? I think you might make him out that way in your head because he's serving the strong silent role in our tag team but think about it this way... Dims won a game he had only just learned against MATSUDA who has been playing the game all his life! MATSUDAs no slouch in the intelligence department, he's just a sore loser. The Two Best Anger Friends are a really intellectual tag team given their history.

 

I think it's important to beat rookies the way we got beat whenever possible and give them something to work to. We definitely baby our new guys to keep them around but we shouldn't be raising a bitch made batch. There's a difference between riot and ambition, and no rookie should even touch the Ex Champion. That's the way I see it anyways. Harsh or not.

 

And ill challenge you to find the footage of you beatin me, Code, I don't remember the event!

[Cody Storm]

Not of me beating you necessarily, just beating you up. I got some good shots on you in our one on one sir.

 

And no, the description you put where he won but didn't realize it. Kind of dimwitted there xD.