Riot 350!

[K.Dangelo]

Jay Omar was completely insane in the party . You need to remember medication first .It was fun ,no one got mad . 5 star show keep it up !

[Omar Gibbs]

Been working all day as usual, just getting to Riot now.... New template is dope... The "pen work" on the opening RP is ridiculous....

[Cody Storm]

I don't like that analogy because Colt Cabana has a personality.

 

Oh good, I was looking for someone to take my new found daddy issues out on.

[Pugh]

Oh good, I was looking for someone to take my new found daddy issues out on.

 

So your new gimmick is damaged stripper?

[Cody Storm]

For the sake of everyone's eyes and sanity, no.

[Parker]

EVERYONE at somepoint in their OCW life must experience Jay reading rp's outloud over a headset..pretty sure a few of us were in tears multiple times last night as he switched from street to redneck to scottish that turned out irish to what-he-thinks-me-and-pugh-sound-like-mate to BAH GAWD!

 

Review time..kinda...contains spoilers so if you haven't watched..don't read :)

 

This will be all over the place as it's what I remember from watching last night.

 

Nice to have Nate actually 'hosting' the show..instead of pulling a Dwayne and doing 15 minutes work over 3 hours for a paycheck.

 

First off I want to give a shout out to Kent,KD,Pugh,Jay,Mugen,Leon[yuk] , Trance and Sean for the xbox party..was fun as hell and I recommend trying to get in one of these atleast once..changes the whole dynamic of watching a show.

 

Opening rp was fantastic..crazy,paranoid, fantasist Tibby is one of the best characters ever.

 

Bombshells was a decent opener as usual.

 

Raze vs Sid Harrison

 

Hate Harrison...poor man's Hollywood! I still haven't figured out what Raze is yet, style and gimmick wise, that's not a bad thing, it just means you haven't figured out your niche yet, example we have Parker - smash you in the mouth, hardcore, very few & very basic wrestling moves, Dupree -Technical Betterness, you might do the same move as him, but he will do it technically better than you do it..Tobin, suplex machine that is always looking to do better than his last performance, win or lose, Gibbs - Strong Street Style, KD - Powerhouse, Pugh - everything done with the extra bit of flair, Dimsmore - just pure hurt,nothing rushed,slowly picks you apart ,Matsuda- high flying, paced paced japanese crazy style etc.

 

The match itself was really good, Raze's last 3 matches have been enjoyable to watch, and this was real close at the end..the part after the match was HILARIOUS, and original [didn't know Leon had that bone in him] , the table part was maybe overkill, but the THIRST was hilarious.

 

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KD vs Marley -

 

KD as a SHVW..didn't like the idea at first, BUT if you stick with the moves you showed in that match, and that look..and keep it for more than 1 week without merssing around like normal..this COULD work for you..and be the thing you need..I see only good things with Ari at your side.

I thought Jookie was going to steal it at the end..until the JKO was shoved off and BOOM.

 

Gibbs is the only person I know who can make homemade tattoos, hookers and weed dealing look glamorous!

 

Sean vs Trance -

 

The Trance caw looks HORRIFIC---WTF is wrong with your scaling? You made Sean look like Hornswoggle...you actually looked bigger than KD.

You were also a full head taller than Buffness.

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Sean pulled off a move in this match that I didn't even know you could do..slide out of the ring THROUGH your opponents legs..looked cool as hell.

Another decent match

 

 

F.I-

 

This was AWESOME, so much back and forth, Dimsmore went on a rampage, then Tobin started suplexing anything that moved, Gibbs dumped people on ladders...Mugen started strong..then got his ass whipped, then made a slight comeback..thought Gibbs had it at one point but he was robbed!

That briefcase had hardly been touched compared to the tag title match at End Games!

 

Hopefully this contract works out a little better than the last F.I contract he used :p

 

The video after was ok, kind of overdone..but that's a Leon trademark..I've seen that many 'Leon return' videos now that I'm kind of over it, and each one gets me less hyped than the last..as I;m guessing he will be 'injured' and benched again within the next 3 months.

Stealing Gibbs chain was cool..ripping his ear rings out was a bit much if your supposed to be a face [if you still are??]

 

Not 1 week after Leon aiming me links of Parker in 2009 and telling me how much he loved that look...does Cody return looking like my carbon copy from 09 minus the facepaint!

Cerberus must be in trouble if Leon has to steal stuff that's 4 years old! :p

 

Ungrateful Sensation as usual, I send him a nice gift and he doesn't even finish it!

 

Guy accused of a hate crime and blaming Nate..it's like 2007 all over again....that was hilarious.

 

At first I thought Mayhem was returning..and I was waiting for a goat's heart to be sliced out and worn as a hat, whilst wearing the blood as eyeliner..but it turns out it was DARK Ace ANGEL..with his bottle of Jack..pulling a Crow at the end.

Unusual writing style from him, but I liked it...even better when read outloud by Jay is some wierd ass redneck voice.

 

Main Event-

 

Another classic from Pugh & Dupree. Pugh got damaged mad early and Jay was talking so much shit over the headset..only for the horror to slowly creak in and break his voice as Pugh made his comeback...the Siren on Roofus was epic..and the Nate edit was nicely done and flowed perfectly.

BAH GAWD...MRS.PUGH'S BABY BOY! BAH GAWD!

 

The longer Ego holds the belt, the longer Jay will want to stay in jail.

 

Congratulations and keep that nice and warm until I return!

[Jacob Trance]

Trance has always been that big... I'm certain the alpha is taller. Ill scale the neck down in case of double murder homicide

[Tiberius Dupree]

Trance has always been that big... I'm certain the alpha is taller. Ill scale the neck down in case of double murder homicide

 

Were you 6'8" when u won the Ex-Div title the first time?

 

Did he not hit puberty till 30 or something lol

[Jacob Trance]

Were you 6'8" when u won the Ex-Div title the first time?

 

Did he not hit puberty till 30 or something lol

 

HGH and platform boots.

 

Nah he was around 6,1 the first time (back when the height meter didnt work very well) still was somehow smaller in height and breadth than Vega, that Dutchman was jacked!

[Bloom]

Jay Omar was completely insane in the party . You need to remember medication first .It was fun ,no one got mad . 5 star show keep it up !

 

I am a comedy vampire, I use the energy of others in the party. It only makes it worse.

Half Spoken Word, Half Audio book, half bad youtube special.

 

For only 2 hours my jaw was hurting from laughing so hard, PPV quality show, normal show time loved it.

 

Spot goes to McBiceps, tossed Fatgiantscale trance out of the ring, baseball slided between his legs to the outside, then sweeped the leg of the giant ex guy. I fucking lost it,