Riot 354

[Bloom]

Chemical weapons? OCW intervenes after Dupree sprays Roofus with Febreze, that shits a chemical, also acceptable are pledge and windex or WD40

[Jacob Trance]

Good RP from Raze, it's nice to see him having a clear cut personality. Kind of GPS I passed up on the idea of having him in DUF, it certainly would have killed his career before it even begun. Four chances? Damn son, fifth time lucky! Best that bastard.

 

Jewvelution, Jewvelution! Will Cody turn on Leon, or Sean, its a mystery. Jewvelution. But really, Sean is trying to turn Cody against Leon, making some good points whils he's at it. The Son of God, Buffness and the Mother Fucker of the Year 2012 are belt less.

 

Not sure if I just read a porno or not, but I think, at leas I hope, the hardcore Matsumoto wants is the hardcore title.

 

OCW continues to get wackier and wackier, car chases, jail breaks and I'm pretty fucking certain its Pato that's in that crate, thought that from the beginning, time will tell though.

 

Mugen is such a diva, I remember he used to remind me of BxB hulk but now he's a tame haired version of that purple haired guy from Dragon Gate. Either way he doesn't like losing, or wrestling me apparently. Unfortunately I got stopped at customs so cannot accept a forfeit, DRAW.

 

Dupree is a dick, that's all I need to say. Go Frost go!

 

And thank god Harrison took the hardcore title back, the million dollar belt was always going to be OG's property.

 

Someone's making a proposition to Pugh, he doesn't want it.

 

 

KD will get us all, one day.

 

Dupree is still a dick and hopefully goes I jail for tazering Rufus. Can see him vs Frost with Rufus' freedom on the line.

 

I like where Jookie and Harrison are going but I don't see what Aries has to do with the hardcore title, other than that he trained Sid.

 

Stop it Suda, you Limey bastard.

 

Former champion awaits, could be anyone. I'd like to see the GOAT vs the BEST.

[Cody Storm]

The belt came down in one tug..... oh do you mean the way it's supposed to happen? xD. It's on, or at least typically, a hook, anyone that isn't a fumbling moron should be able to get it down first try. It just so happens that, that's not how it happens in THQ and you all should feel a little screwed for it, but as far as THQ screw jobs, you're talking to their #1 target, so NO PITY FOR YOU! Poling's a dickhead.

 

Is Espado's name "The Blade" now or was that a mishap? Kind of like Suicide becoming Manik? I've never heard of Hiro Masayoshi before. Damn, I knew Ace was going dark but the man looks..... well he looks like a tatted up version of Seratonin Kazarian. But I like it. Around the midway point everyone just starts botching and killing themselves, sounds like a lightweight match xD. Everyone should be offended by how long it took Hiro to get off of the mat to end this match, extremely offended. It was a good match though, and very short for a triple threat so that was a pleasant surprise.

 

Matsumoto scares me. I'm not even totally sure what he means half the time, but 'it's provactaive!' Not too often you see drunkards, who are violent drunks at least, prefer wine over harder stuff, so that's interesting.

 

No lie, if you can't catch, or at least blockade, a car going 25MPH you should be stripped of your badge. I know pickings were probably slim, but you picked a shitty car, no wonder you're only able to go 25 MPH.

 

I hope this staff members sues the shit out of Mugen.

 

Is Sampson's themesong Learn to Fly?! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! I can't imagine someone with such a scruffy beard running out to the foo fighters, it's pretty glorious. Sampson just got german'ed through a table and just got up like it was nothing. I don't know whether to commend his durability or scold the ring staff for setting up a shitty table. Damn, Tobin stopped and completely shifted all of his momentum into a belly to belly, it looked wonderful. Looked like Sampson was trying hard for a rebound shoulder block or something there, but the timing was just off, sad becuase it would have been pretty cool.

 

I can't believe Tobin helped out Nate at 'Cide. What business do you have there? I HATE, with the largest capital "H" in the world, Tiberius Dupree, but this was Golden era vs Ambition era, and while I'm not a part of either of those, I more closely associate myself with the ambition era, as should Tobin. You should have helped Tibby cripple Nate. Damn, Dupree's list is quite impressive. Ok, quick logical hiccup here. "Doing it for OCW" and "assured happy ending on my part" are not the same thing. You can't argue with Tobin that it's for the good of OCW, and then claim you were assured it'd be a happy ending for you, it's like saying it was a win for everyone when you claimed the OCW title, and trust me, IT WASN'T. That's no way to talk about Ace Angel! Man, I had helped Sean kill Tobin when I had the chance :/.

 

The like one symbolic victory we gleamed from the A-Team this month and Harrison is just giving it back.......? What a POS. Someone needs to take down this society of criminals, it's ridiculous, not to mention dangerous.

 

Raze looks better without those tights. While I didn't hate the color scheme, I think that they made him look like he had chicken legs. Hardcastle is so god damn full of himself. This may be the first match in a very long time I can recall seeing that has needed a recorder. I'm actually very impressed with how many people got recorders over the summer, Go OCW! I can't tell if it's the camera angle being so far away from the ring or what, but Raze looks like he's lost some muscle mass. Wait to biff that Raze xD. Good finisher reversal to grab the W. wait..... the video just lagged, how did....... Hardcastle won. WTF just happened?! xD. Oh damn, nice job by Hardcastle.

 

I know you have a hell of an ego, but I don't think everyone is trying to congratulate you on being OCW champ. I'm certainly not. I could be totally wrong, but for whatever reason I'm thinking this mystery man is Spoon. Just a shot in the dark.

 

If Dims is smart he has that FI case in a vault, learn from my mistakes...

 

Roofus is possible the most miserable wretch of all time. Surpassing Frankenstein's monster is hard to do, but he may have just done it. And we all know Tibby only keeps him around because it makes him feel better about himself. What a piece of shit!

 

THQ got another parting shot at Cody Storm before they go bye-bye with 2K14.... This is the ending to the original match:

Two losses in two weeks, thank you THQ, I'll remember you fondly as the memory of you burns away!

 

Jookie feels like he got robbed of a title he won in a four way match by losing it in a four way match............ logic? Jookie you don't work for title shots for shit, you come back after mysteriously walking away and get a title shot because you're one of like 3 explicitly ex/lightweight guys. This RP is just lies. Although you have been more consistent since I've come back, so kudos on that.

 

You said the belt was broken, why aren't you using the actual hardcore title. WHY DID YOU BRING THIS STUPID BELT BACK?! Jookie resorting to low blows? WHY JOOKIE WHY?!

 

God damn, we can't any battle against the A-Team right now can we?

 

Fucking Matsuda xD, I almost don't want to write this because I know you'll be like Suda=ratings, but damn it if you don't. That's a good point, we should have deported him probably. This guard looks like a refurbished Sgt. Slaughter. Were the guards too stupid to realize they were on the same side for a minute there? The warden isn't going to be happy about that (not that it matters too much because I'm sure he's going to lose his job for this prison break, if he hasn't already).......................................... .................................................. ........................ WHAT?! Are you fucking with me?! Why are you getting chairs, Pato needs no chair, Pato has his hands. Top notch return segment guys, glad to have you both back. Wait, Poling brings up a good point..... is Pato OMG now? I really, REALLY hope not.

 

The dark mustache with the faded hair color really throws me off with Pugh, as does his running his fingers through his hair with no hair xD. I mean I guess it still makes some sense, he could be touching it because that fuzzy feeling when hair is that short is pretty fun or because he actually has sweat on his scalp now. I am very much a fan of leon's shirt (and subsequently his tights as it's the same design, but it looks best on the tank top). What the fuck track is this xD? "She's got a boyfriend anyway!" the powerslam reversal into that stylin' elbow drop looked sick, I won't lie. Damn, pretty much back to back first and second finishers for both of these guys; momentum swings fast in this one. Oh look, Leon finally managed to hit the god damn ring dive.... Definitely thought Leon was going to get a rope break right there. Hey look, it's me! What am I doing here? I don't even know.

 

We're all assuming this former champ is Parker right? Should be interesting either which way.

[Aries]

I think Raze should seriously turn this loss into something bigger. The fact that the belt came down in a single tug? Come on! Clearly someone backstage is against him winning any title, let alone the Hardcore strap! Don't worry though, Raze. Some of the greats throughout OCW were choke artists in title matches. Look at The Steve! (Not a knock). You'll get something eventually, man! Keep your head up!

 

Poor Cerberus. It's a damn shame it's come to this. It's a damn shame Leon is going to LKO the both of you, because we all know the end result of anything involving the Heart. LEON GOES OVER!

 

I'll be honest, I have no idea who Hiro Masayoshi is, but I hope he goes away permanently. I strongly dislike vanilla Japs. Ace Angel is and always will be a favorite in every match he's in. How can you contest with such a beautiful man? Look at that long, flowing hair! I can't stand three ways, but this was a fun little match. I kind of marked for the vanilla Japs dropkick to the back of Ace's head. Definitely was NOT expecting the person who win to be victorious, though. Good on you!

 

Matsumoto is dead to me. I refuse to acknowledge any entity that tries to steal my finishing maneuver. When I get back, we're going to have a battle, Mr. Moto.

 

Okay, Jay. You know <3 ------ you in der, but my GOD. Are you kidding me? YOU JUST OSTRACIZED ME FOR SUGGESTIVE RAPE, AND YOU FUCKING HAVE A CAR CHASE? When GTA V comes out, I'm robbing your fucking house, son. COME @ ME.

 

I like Mugen, but...I don't really know if World Title is really his scene just yet. I think he should be going for Trance, in my opinion. I'd like to see him hold onto a belt before he gets another shot at the big one. Nothing against ya man, I just would like to see what you could actually do with a belt before you're rewarded with the World Title.

 

Since when did OCW get their own Thor? I'm almost certain you have blonde chest hair, and that kind of really frightens me. It looks like a golden breastplate, and if that's what you were going for, CHris Hemsworth...I dig it! Tobin has always been a favorite. From his attire to his moveset to his roleplaying. He's such a fascinating character, and he doesn't even have to do much to prove it. He's so simple! It's rather awesome. I expected this match to be great, and it duly delivered. Considering the people IN the match, I wouldn't expect any less. My match of the night so far!

 

I was never expecting a Dupree and Tobin feud, and much like Nate and Dupree, I am much looking forward to this one. The two people involved could not be bigger class acts even if they tried. They could both say a single word, and I would be immediately drawn to their work. Careful though, Dupree. Don't want to play hot potato with that torch. It would be ashamed if you prematurely let go before your time. Ejaculation. I made an ejaculation joke.

 

Sid...you need a mouth piece. You need someone to talk for you. Much like Curtis Axel, you need your very own Paul Heyman. You have the match consistency, now you need a bit more mic work.

 

I didn't even know Hardcastle still existed. Raze, what happened? You looked so much better with the shorts. Harcastle seriously reminds me of Rick Martel. It's kinda creepy, because I just watched Summerslam '92 last night, and he was wearing exactly that. That is LITERALLY the weirdest thing ever. Back on point, I'm not a fan of Raze's new attire. Looks like McGee done went and bleached himself. You stood out with the shorts, man. A nice win, but the match could have been shorter.

 

K.D being angry....or happy? I can never tell. I like to think K.D. only has one emotion, even if he says another. He smiles, but with great intensity screams it, as if he's mad. K.D. needs a title. He's been here long enough. Give this man a strap. MAKE UP ONE IF YOU HAVE TO.

 

See what I mean? Dupree is a master of roleplay. I kind of feel sorry for Roofus, though. Poor guy. Maybe we can strap an electronic tracking bracelet to Leon. Every time he feels he wants to quit, ZAP!

 

I still think Cody looks strange. He should really get a barber and a tailor. You were in Cerberus. Why do you look like the junkie outside of my house? More angry black people. OCW is overrun with them. Though I suppose it's better than angry white people. You would get passive aggressiveness and long letters. The music in this match makes my fucking head hurt. The weapon physics in this game make my fucking head hurt. What happened to 2011?! Or 2010....which was it? Whatever, they were better! Though that German Plex onto the steps was nasty. THEN THE FLAP JACK! Damn. My new favorite match. I was standing at half mass this entire match. Did that ending really happen...? LOL. That was nasty. Sick full nelson.

 

Sid Harrison's shirt makes me want to slap him across the face. Why is Spiderman on there?! Also...get a mouth piece. I promise if you get a mouth piece, Sid, you will be the fucking MAN.

 

WHY IS ALEX ROBINSON BACK? IS IT BATTLE OF THE CHICKS WITH DICKS? THESE TWO MAN BEASTS! WHAT IS THIS?

 

Holy shit, Suda is getting beat up by Super Troopers. I love how Pato's shirt is too small. IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS!

 

The main event was nothing less than what you'd expect from Pugh and Leon. Both can put on a good match, and I kind of want Leon to get at least one more run in with the strap before he's gone for "good". I loved when Leon was champ back in the day. He was a damn monster, and had to LET someone beat him to lose the belt. You don't see that anymore.

[Parker]

The most productive thing Aries has done..AND SEEN THROUGH TO THE END..in a few years..I'm impressed..and appreciate the effort and contribution.

 

 

 

How long has Matsuda been away? Wasn't he completely bald only 6 weeks ago? Now he has over shoulder length hair? DAYUM SON.

 

The video had me dying..cracks me up how a Japanese man throws in random english words all the time..and he was being chased down by a police force consisting of Sgt.Slaughter, Uncle Ruckus, Michael Hollywood and Tom Cruise in that film he plays a Nazi...only in OCW I swear.

 

Pato looks like the scariest Marshmallow Man I've ever seen.

 

 

Sorry Pugh..but with that hair and that stupid tache you scream Village People.

[Tiberius Dupree]

Pugh your new look sucks asspickles.

 

You look about 10 years older and 20 years sleazier.

 

How are you supposed to grant wishes looking like a truck driver.

 

YOU ARE NOT RAVISHING RICK RUDE HO!

[Parker]

 

How are you supposed to grant wishes looking like a truck driver.

 

 

 

Just spat coffee EVERYWHERE.

 

Thanks Kent.

[Pugh]

My moustache is Simply Ravishing

[Mr.Sensation]

It's only taken you what, 4 weeks to take the championship from, Pristine face of the company. To creepy kid fucker. Even parker, EVEN PARKER was scumbagtastic, Kent was Betterness with those locks, but not you pugh oh not you.

 

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[Matsuda]

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Our world champion.