Wrestlution 12

[K.Dangelo]

I loved the ppv! As WWE upsets me daily OcW keeps making me believe in yesterday's wrestling.

Fav 5 for all you sissies!

 

Leon glad you stayed down but you made one hell of a comeback!

Awesome job guys!

[Bloom]

I loved the ppv! As WWE upsets me daily OcW keeps making me believe in yesterday's wrestling.

Fav 5 for all you sissies!

 

Leon glad you stayed down but you made one hell of a comeback!

Awesome job guys!

 

I'll say it again, Top Moments (That I can remember off top becausE SOOOO MUCH HAPPENS)

 

Seth Irving Fks up Everyone

 

Tyson Double Polish Hammering Quartz and Rust

 

2x Stair spot on tobin!

 

Stixx furious combo countered by Valk

 

REAL AMERICAN QUARTZ

 

Jehst and Ricky murdering themselves

 

Everyone losing they mind of Leon's Car.AVI

 

Drago with the Bubba Trigger Hopping into the Ring busting a move and the twitch stream!

 

KD getting himself DQ'd :(

 

Kass Whiffing his Finisher

 

The B Community (you didnt match)

 

Austin walk up cuttering GREAT VALUE Parker.

[Blackbeard]

‘Austin walk up cuttering GREAT VALUE Parker’

 

What does that even mean? :D

[Lotus FloJo]

When Cheryl booted Valk out of the ring, I didn't know you can do that. Gotta check it out.

[B-17]

I don't want to take any discussion from this thread so I'm gonna post this here and close locker room thread.

 

 

Some closing thoughts:

 

-A big thanks to Jay, Nate, Tibby, Marv and all other staffers for all the work they do. I’m very grateful to be in OCW and I would not have that chance without Jay creating something unique. Likewise to all. I’ve found so much enjoyment working with a wide variety of people on rps, matches, etc.

 

-Kass and Austin have been in the top 3 for every OCW Top 15 we have done in the past few months. I’m very impressed.

 

-The best match voting was close throughout and tied until the final vote. Those involved in the Turmoil tag match, Space/Time match, and Valk/Stixx did an outstanding job.

 

-Mugen/Spider ran away with best storyline/moment for Lution. Fun times.

 

-Valk is on such an impressive streak and really stands out to me as ROTY.

 

-Turmoil tag teams got a lot of love here and it should be reminded that Code Terror really brough those paper belts to the spotlight. Good luck to Celtic Dragons and Hollywood Money.

 

-B17 was able to walk away with most votes for best entrance and I’m glad people enjoyed it but Cort’s entrance also got a lot of love as did Spiders.

 

-Best moments seem to revolve around tag match and One Winged Hoot onto ladder.

 

-Rather even split on what people are looking forward to. Just some that were posted with regularity: B17 death/return to penetrate Austin Lee. Kass next challenger. Turmoil tag division. Next lightweight contender. People are curious about Drago's return as well.

[Bloom]

‘Austin walk up cuttering GREAT VALUE Parker’

 

What does that even mean? :D

 

Wrex cut his hair and now fights with an attire that looks like your shit. Great value means he is a discount, boot leg, low calorie , cheap quality copy of you. Like fruitloops vs great value in a bag alone fruity ohs

[Drago Cesar]

Time for a Lution-sized post. I'll mostly write about the matches here, as I'll take approximately two decades to write this if I did all the RPs too.

 

PRIME

Future Investment: Despite not winning, I think Irving was the star of the match here. Showing up with the MiSu hairstyle and proceeding to body all these Young Lions handing out all those Last Ride Powerbombs. Captain Ass Gorilla Press Slamming everyone in sight was really cool too. Although you still look like weird martian bubba. Jackson takes the FI in what was a fun opener.

 

Mistico vs. Archer: There's nothing much I can really say about this one other than....Congrats Mexican Kurt Angle? Have fun!

 

Wagner vs. Quartz vs. Rust: I think if there was ever a match where you see a man's mind to go shit as the match goes on, it would be this one. For most of the match, we see Wagner get teamed on with varying success. This match was hilarious more than anything, seeing Rust and Quartz getting tossed around got a lot of laughs. In the end, Wagner's handler had enough and the finish happened.

 

Sentai Hare vs. Heather Angelo: Probably my MotN on Prime. What started as a one-sided affair slowly got even. That facebuster through the announce table was sick. Then the kick out at 1 OOF. Sentai almost got choked out :O Who's gonna stop this wild rabbit???

 

Mez vs. Tobin: This was a hell of a brawl. How many times does a guy need to get powerbombed onto the steel steps? That's almost as bad as the apron (The hardest part of the ring!!!1111). There is so much carnage here b. That finisher reversal exchange made for a great finish.

 

MAIN SHOW

 

Sean vs. Jae: Sean got messed up by Kass, so I guess that means he's BROKEN now. Jay wearing the nut-huggers as he tends to do these days. A short and sweet battoru that features brutality and reverse chokeslams onto barricades. The best part of this for me was seeing Jay finally learn how to land that Shooting Star Press. Learned it from me. ~_- Guess Sean is paying rent again.

Stixx vs. Little Bubba: Great attires here. Valk was def the underdog here, taking a lot of punishment during the first half. Guess the running theme of this Lution is extreme brutality, because these people tried to legit kill each other here, which is good as it matches the intensity of the feud. Valk puts up a valiant effort, but ultimately falls short as the feud is OVAH. For now. And I'm left sed.

 

Oh yeah, and a missed Shooting Star Press. Need to watch how I do it bubba.

 

 

Hollywood Money vs. Code Terror vs. Celtic Dragons: Lots of greens and reds here. Got me confused. The camera angle editing done here is a great touch. Can't imagine how much of a pain in the ass it was to do. This might be the unsafest match in the history of OCW. Tay Terror going off the top rope into Capo and Ricky had me dying. And OF COURSE Ricky has to be the one to go to dark red. Bring amberlamps! Great success on the part of the Celtic Dragons.

 

Cort vs. The Stv: Old School meets Older than Old School. Digging Cort's attire. Pretty sure he broke Steve's neck with that slingshot. This one probably feels the most like a traditional wrestling match than most of the matches on the card. Scoop slams, back drops, armbars, oh my! Well that is until Cort pulls the table out from under the ring. BAH GAWD THE CORT SUMMONS ONTO THE TABLE! Then Cort kills his elbow. Nice. Cort picks up a big win here in a solid contest.

 

Mugen vs. Trash: This is an absolute treat. This has got to win some kind of award because of the amount of creativity on display here. I'm waiting for the Director's Cut to be uploaded, because I'm sure that is even more of a mindfuck. Shout outs to SEAN DA PAUL.

 

KD vs. Kass: KD my dude you got to get a new controller. Need to stop spinning people around like a record. Now this confuses me: Why the fuck would you have a Falls Count Anywhere match.....with Disqualification? Like. Who does that? Anyways. KD might've actually won this one if it weren't for the early DQ. The draw is a bit of a bummer, but it opens things up for a rematch soon.

 

Bobby vs. H20: Oof. Might as well call this one The Passion of The Boob. Was actually looking forward to this one, but it turned out to be a lot more one-sided than I thought. I was rooting for him but Bobby just can't catch a break, can he? Can't wait to see who H20 fites next. He's a great champ.

CCW Title 4-Way: Almost every person in this match wears a mask to the ring. The hell is going on here? B's entrance is amazeballs. The B Community is for EVERYONE. Nice use of multiple perspectives here similar to the tag match, but the video quality leaves a bit to be desired. BRAINBUSTER ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BAH GAWD! That apron piledriver is vicious. Some insane spots. Austin reclaims the throne after a Discount Cutter outta somewhere! Fun match. Poor Wrex. That no good Austin is a real son of a bitch. T_T

 

Goat vs. Parker: This is it. The big one. Nate looking like the Amish grandfather who will slap that damned cell phone out of your hands. It's the devil's work! My favorite version of Parker is Scarface Parker. "Nate Ortiz? That piece a chit? I never like him." Early ref bump proves that Nate not only hates Asian Refs, but Refs in general. That Rampaige and Hustle Millennium were dope, although I wonder when we're ever going to get to see the Express off the top? Getting to see these two legends go at it is always a treat. I was expecting this one to go longer, as I know these guys are typically really good at kicking out. The finish broke my heart, not because of the "who won", but how it got there. Parker walks away with the win and Nate walks out on his own terms.

 

As I've said before, this was an awesome show from start to finish. However, despite how great it was, this show had a lot of sad moments.

 

Dupree's retired.

Nate's on his way to the rocking chair.

So is Parker probably.

B-17 is dead.

So is Boob.

Wrex is wrekt.

Little Bubba has perished.

 

And I don't know what to do with myself.

 

[Wrex]

Wrex cut his hair and now fights with an attire that looks like your shit. Great value means he is a discount, boot leg, low calorie , cheap quality copy of you. Like fruitloops vs great value in a bag alone fruity ohs

 

I hate you.

[Lotus FloJo]

Women stealin' shows.

 

Valk is head rookie now.

[H20_]

Women stealin' shows.

 

Valk is head rookie now.

 

H2O: I’m still Reigning Head Rookie until someone else gets crowned. Maybe I should’ve called Valk instead of Heather

 

Heather: Como, Papi?

 

H2O: Nothing. Speaking jibberish darling.