The Turmoil 8-5-08 Show

[Kang James]

So the Million Dollar Spoon (Haha, nice little ring to it) uses his money and gets the shit he wants, fucker.

 

Trance what were you doing man? You finished him and perfected him but didn't pin him. Dude, you don't realize how much I would have marked if you perfected him. Instead it bit you in the ass :(.

 

A 3way at Summercide for a certain title :eek:

 

Congrats to Valmont, already told him Congrats but he can do some good stuff with that title. It needs it, also looking forward to what this Joker vs Valmont feud will bring us from Summercide since there both Champs.

 

Good match here, didn't really know who to root for so when I get that I always go for the under dog (Sorry Mania). It was actually looking pretty good in Valmonts favor to, he was hanging in there with Mania but Mania payed off the ref (Faggot).

 

I didn't see Valmont calling Joker out on Summercide, I mean no way! Haha, good stuff, hopefully you both have a nice twist to add to this to keep us interested ;).

 

Trips working with a Rook!?! This is not like Tripsle H.

 

Kip gets pissed, Mania says "Bitch I'm your Mentor, now do what I would!"

 

Ryder Regan isn't the GM :(, he announced he wasn't last show. He retired and now we gotta deal with this idiot they call the Million Dollar Spoon :D.

 

Kip is wearing one of the greatest attires, it'd be the greatest if he dropped that coat :(. Anyways I dug him calling out someone to make a name for themselves, the guy has it in his head that he is already on the top of the list and can make a name for anyone that walks to the ring. Anyways we got the Albino Gorilla taking him up on his offer. Good match, was even for a little while there and then Mace just took charge. Solid win for the victor and I think Mace should be up for that Pride title soon, same with Kip.

 

Seth telling Papa Joker that he wants a piece of that ass

 

A 4way for a certain title come Summercide :eek:

 

Smythe's coat sucks (Change it now!!). Dig the news tho, should be good.

 

Trips is the new emo of OCW

 

Haha, someone stole EmoHearts briefcase. I bet the faggot has some Brittney Spears CD's in there, we all know how much Leon loves his Brittney. Didn't you hear? That kid that was screaming about Brittney on youtube, that was him.

 

The beginning of this match was priceless, fucking sweet thought there Leon. The match itself... Ehh. Leon played way to aggressive, I mean there is aggressive and Leon jumped that and said fuck it.

 

Haha, to men fighting over Trips, what is OCW turning into.

 

I marked for the ??? partner of Guy, altho I had an Idea when Guy came out as a Pimp. Was hard to see tho, screen was killer small but T'was a good match.

 

Innovation Generation, I-Gen or Generation Innovation. We to damn good to go by one fucking name.

 

Marked for Deano's entrance, but Nate's hair cut!?! What the hell, you look like a pansy boy, spray some miracle grow on that shit and get your long hair back! Good ass match, Deano did the drag into a ground finisher :(. Still was a good match and I did mark for the ending, Nate will lose that title tho, just to another Singles Champ that doesn't believe he can fly, have on face paint or look like Justin Timberlake.

 

Good Turmoil, enjoyed it. One iffy match that I didn't like but it did dish out well, some good feud build ups that look pretty interesting.

[Eddie Mace]

How can I be albino when I consistently get people asking me if I'm black or Latino?

[Kang James]

How can I be albino when I consistently get people asking me if I'm black or Latino?

 

Same reason Cream Puff can be Cream Puff.

[Chris Ryder]

Ryder Regan isn't the GM :(, he announced he wasn't last show. He retired and now we gotta deal with this idiot they call the Million Dollar Spoon :D.

 

I know, I know, it slipped my mind when I was writing it up, I'm so used to putting Regan as the Turmoil GM that I just forgot.

 

Blame the Gingerydus.

[Chris Mania]

I know, I know, it slipped my mind when I was writing it up, I'm so used to putting Regan as the Turmoil GM that I just forgot.

 

Blame the Gingerydus.

 

Blame nobody, I left that in there on purpose. He said he's ask Regan and that Regan would let him know when he was ready, as far as I see it he wasn't talking about doing it that night but more of in the near future as if Regan is coming back soon so I thought it was a nice touch.

[Parker]

 

 

 

Haha, someone stole EmoHearts briefcase. I bet the faggot has some Brittney Spears CD's in there, we all know how much Leon loves his Brittney. Didn't you hear? That kid that was screaming about Brittney on youtube, that was him.

 

 

 

LMFAO!!!

[Leon Valentine]

Kang we all know it is you that put them CDs into my briefcase. If you had your way are theme would be stronger then yesterday Faggot.

 

Also i think you are mistaking me to yourself in this video... One being this person is clearly an American. After all you do know all her album names.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dohJmVKcgQM&feature=related]YouTube - Chris Crocker - Back up, Britney haters![/ame]

 

On another note when he asked me to use Britney, he screamed at me for saying no :(

[Aries]

Quit complaining Crockerheart, your guyliner will run again. And no we won't leave Britney alone. Its not our fault her "vagina looks like Bill Murray's mouth from Caddyshack."

 

 

 

Credit to that joke goes to Jim Norton. All copyright is reserved.