Eddie Mace Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Deano Horse storms into the office of Jaysin Sensation. Sensation looks up with a smile at Deano. Deano can see that none other than Pride Champion Eddie Mace and Seth Irving are sitting off to the side with a smug grin on his face. Deano's fast walking turns into a slow, cautious pace. Sensation: Ahhh, Deano, so great of you to join us. Listen, I know it was short notice, but I'm truly glad you were able to make it. This is very important. Now, any moment now we should- Weird music starts to play and the door to Sensation's office swings open and none other than the man, the myth, the legend, Braddock struts in like he owns the place. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0RNz6PECoc]YouTube - Sup?[/ame] Braddock: ........Sup? Sensation, Deano, Seth, and Mace squint their eyes and exchange weirded out looks. Irving: What the hell? Deano: Did that come from your speakers? Sensation: No I don't have a P.A. system in my office...Well Braddock, since you asked, I will now turn you over to your potential opponent for Chill Faktor, Eddie Mace. Mace will explain the details to you in the hallway. Mace leaves Sensation's office and Braddock follows. Deano stays and stares at Sensation. Seth looks over at Sensation. Irving:Wait...should I go too? Sensation: Life does not start and stop at your convenience, your miserable piece of shit. Irving: Mace, what's up with Jay? Seth follows Mace out the door. Deano: But, but...you saw the fans' decision. You saw the poll! I won. I am getting the title shot. The Sexcellence himself! You heard it as well as I did! Sensation: Indeed. But you see, Aries and Smythe double teamed Mace in their triple threat and finally put him away, which I'm sure you saw...anyways Mace and Seth were ready to murder The Bloodline. Deano: So? Sensation: So I can't have that happening. The law doesn't like it. And my wallet doesn't enjoy losing wrestlers either. So I made Mace a little offer to amuse him and take his mind off of earlier this week. I had to appease my client... Deano: We- Sensation: -Mr. Horse...please...save it. You lose. Good day sir! Deano walks out in the hallway to meet Mace, Irving and Braddock. Mace: So nice of you to join us...listen up. Cause I ain't explaining it twice. Remember the results of the poll? Forget that. Deano, you aren't going to be my opponent...necessarily...my opponent will be the winner of this...contest... Deano and Braddock listen in a silence filled with anticipation. Mace: The person to face me will be whomever can get more pussy between now and the the pay per view. Mace looks back and forth between both men and grins, waiting for either one to react. Deano and Braddock exchange glances and look back at Mace. The silence is broken by the noise of a cute, young cleaning lady opening the door of the broom closet. Braddock looks at Deano, then walks off towards the young woman. Braddock: Sup? Wanna play some spin the bottle? The young woman turns and looks into Braddocks eyes. She grabs his wrist and they both disappear into the broom closet. Mace looks back at Deano with a huge shit-eating grin on his face. Mace:Braddock...you lady killer...well whaddaya waitin for stud? You're a strapping young lad...hop to it cheif. Oh...and bonus points if you f*ck Seth's mom. She counts as two. Irving: Dude! What the hell?! Mace: You know what...pretty much all female members of the Irving family...daily doubles... Deano glares at Mace before leaving down the opposite end of the hallway. Irving shoves Mace and he hits the wall Mace: *laughing* Relax...it's not like they're actually going to... Irving: I hate you. SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/827/macesig2eq4.jpg lano15: liddel got KO'd!!! lano 15: thats what i am gonna do to you in UFC mastamatt1: i'm gonna drop you so hard you're gonna think you're Nick Cage the actor mastamatt1: & the name of our fight will be gone in 60 seconds
Josiah Cross Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 That is just epic. THE DEAN http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i41/bombsquad07/barb.jpg
Eddie Mace Posted December 13, 2008 Author Posted December 13, 2008 I hope Braddock fucks your mom SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/827/macesig2eq4.jpg lano15: liddel got KO'd!!! lano 15: thats what i am gonna do to you in UFC mastamatt1: i'm gonna drop you so hard you're gonna think you're Nick Cage the actor mastamatt1: & the name of our fight will be gone in 60 seconds
Eddie Mace Posted December 13, 2008 Author Posted December 13, 2008 No. I know Braddock's fucked your mom by now actually. Twice. SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/827/macesig2eq4.jpg lano15: liddel got KO'd!!! lano 15: thats what i am gonna do to you in UFC mastamatt1: i'm gonna drop you so hard you're gonna think you're Nick Cage the actor mastamatt1: & the name of our fight will be gone in 60 seconds
Adrian Bold Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Omfg! Epic promo !! http://i.imgur.com/zP10f.gif
Eddie Mace Posted December 13, 2008 Author Posted December 13, 2008 A thank you in order for Cross with some editing. appreciated SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/827/macesig2eq4.jpg lano15: liddel got KO'd!!! lano 15: thats what i am gonna do to you in UFC mastamatt1: i'm gonna drop you so hard you're gonna think you're Nick Cage the actor mastamatt1: & the name of our fight will be gone in 60 seconds
Michael Morrison Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Just to clarify... Banging Seth's mom is a two-fer, but is that two points for each hole or just the initial bang?
Justin Rockstar Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Braddock is a whore that you don't wanna fuck without a condom.
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