Riot 1-30-2009

[Parker]

OMFG.....who ever put that first song in the Rox Vs Fleminem match...if i EVER hear that garbage again, i'm flying to your house irl, and i'm elbow dropping every member of your family! That shit was horrible,then you follow it with mr hankey! wtf is wrong with you?...jesus..oh, and i hate fleminem....there's only 1 wigger round here, and thats Kang :) small toed bitch.

On another note, Rox got DEALT with..wow...i marked for the slap/ cena taunt..lol

 

VV vs Trance- considering there's a weight class,this was a hell of a good match, Valmont was ahead most of the match, this was slower paced than any of Trance's usual matches and i was suprised at the ending. good match.

 

Seth vs Poe- holy shit is all i'm saying...ass kicking of the year nomination right there. I marked for teh video after also, nice little touch in there at the end.

 

 

smythe vs Kip- another close match between these 2, Smythe hit the most telegraphed spear i have ever seen..lol...it looked brutal as the sig impact gave it more 'uummph'...nice ending also..stolen!

 

 

More later.....

[Evan KnoXxX]

A nice start to Riot this week where we see that jobber of a hardcore champion come out, yeah Val Bomb. He has something he has got to say to us but my dudes Madmen come out. I Just want to say now I will mark the hell out if Mike wins the Hardcore Title. Also guys you don't back of from Val Bomb jeeze. You guys could have pwnd him bad LOL.

 

Next up is Justin ROX, AMG The Justin Rox... Seems that guy Matt is trying to take your spotlight Rox. Wait a minute what spotlight??? You have none, your a failure to rock and make people like spoon look bad. Anyway nice rp Rox you have come along way.

 

Rox vs Wigger

 

First up is Rox, i actually dig that rock look you got going. The theme pretty catchy and definitely goes with your look. The next guy just killed my ears :( It's that guy they call Flem who dances out to the ring. Again your theme goes with you look and i like that. The first song in the match made me put my sound on mute, seriously awful choice lol. Rox whats going on? Flem is handing you your ass... Next song is Mr Hankey??? That song was good when i was 12 but you dont use that stuff in matches. Rox tries to make a little come back but not enough to beat Flem. In the end it's all over when Flem seals the deal with some sort of neck twister... Rox you make me sick... You are a disgrace to rock :(

 

Next up is Irving... The guy that can not buy a win, get it? Well until recent that it. Seth really like what you have going for you atm. Really good to see you rping again so just keep up the good work.

 

Next up is an RP with my girl Stacy, who is getting ready to interview the million dollar spoon. I laughed hard at the bus bit and pete wanting to kill himself. Seriously these rps get better and better every week. SO the bus crashes and its WAP. Who by the way likes to steal kisses. I want to eb the first to say i am really liking Poes work and like what you and spoon have going atm. Really keep it up.

Alex Shelly vs The Roided up Jeff Hardy

 

First up is our EX champ, the Alex Shelly of OCW. Then we have the roided up version of Jeff Hardy. Wow Valmont really does look so differnt this year but i dig it. Now i am watching the match and Valmont doesn't look all that roided up this year :( So far i am really enjoying this match. For a HW vs a LHW really has a nice flow. A back and fourth type flow and i like them matches. Trance made a nice come back and managed to pull of the win. Kudos and the frog splash is actualy growing on me. MOTN that is so far.

 

Next we see Trips on Riot on his birthday. Sucks you have to be there on your birthday Trips, but hey Parks here too >_<

 

As for the next rp all i ahve to say is...

 

Nathan: Point being is on Turmoil I saw what happened. Smythe cost you the match, and I know tonight you're looking for revenge on Nate and on Smythe.

 

Deano: I'm also looking to have sex with a few different women in many different positions

 

I LOLED, keep up the great work guys.

 

More Review as i continue to watch.

[Chris Baxter]

i was laughing my ass off the whole 1st song of Rox's match ... though Mr. Hankey was a WTF .. plus i mark every time for the slap U cant C me in DMs

 

the 2nd match .. trance vs Valmont

 

i like VVs new look .. and you look more badass shaved .. keep it that way

 

surprised who won at the end ... and with usual fashion by them

 

1st video on page 3 .. if that was a Kavi promo ... that was quite interesting and i liked it.. hopefully someone answers his challange

 

WAP vs Seth .. SQUASH .. next page .. THE MONSTER is HERE .. and... HOLY SHIT .. awsome touch

 

smythe vs conrad was another great contest between them..

 

vid on page 5 was quite good and good use of highlight reel

 

mart vs heart was good.. twords the end i was really rooting for amart to win

[Kavito]

who said kavito couldn't be funny..

[Parker]

who said kavito couldn't be funny..

 

Your confused sir...no one said you can't be funny....we said 'Kavito is a joke' .....there's a difference.:D

[Deano Horse]

Ok Parker that was good.

 

This was a fucking awesome RIOT. Probably the best one I have seen in a long time.

 

Rox vs Phlegm.

 

I like Rox. He has a good gimmick, he has a 'unique' caw. But most importantly Rox is working hard. It's nice to see a true rookie come in and be as determined as JR is. As Poe mentioned he RP's everyweek, every show. While you have to be careful not to spam shows with stuff the passion you are showing is brilliant.

 

Don't be put off by losses either, everyone loses, the W's will come. I was extremely sad to see you lose this one though, but Fleminem looks pretty tough, fucking horrible caw though.

 

Vincent Valmont vs Jacob Trance

 

Is it just me or does VV look nothing like VV. It looks like a massive change to me, but maybe its just the hair. He looks smaller too, but he is facing off against the giant Jacob Trance. I actually like Trance, I don't like the Alex Shelly 'bit of tape on the face' look but I do like him.

 

I loved the desperation at the end of this match both men wanted so desperately to win it was crazy. I was so unsure on who would win until the very last second. Fantastic match one of the best I've seen. No losers in this one.

 

Poe vs Irving

 

Poe has a great looking caw. Sometimes I think its a little too much joker but I think you just about get away with it. Hopefully after this match Poe can turn it around and refind the form he used to have. I hate to see people get their ass kicked but whatever doesn't kill you makes you.... stranger?! Bring back the beard Seth you look about 8 years old now!

 

I am absolutely LOVING this fued between Mayhem and Irving. Its being very well thought out and pieced together brilliantly. The attack was good, not too much which some people can be guilty of doing just enough to put Mayhem over nicely. Why the fuck does Seth even want to piss off the big man, I know I wouldn't.

 

Smythe vs Kip

 

I must admit I thought this was going to be a pain to watch as we had pretty much seen the exact same thing a few days ago. BUT both men, the class acts they are, lace up and get it on in great fashion. The match was pretty even and standard up until the last 5 minutes where it really came alive. To echo what Parker said STOLEN. Great finish to a great match. I liked it.

 

The Man Fucker of The Year vs AMart

 

I must admit I could predict the winner in this match. Amarts good but Leon's turning out to be a pretty powerful champion, I think he's only lost 1 match so far this year and whoever beat him must be one talented, good looking, heart breaking mother fucker. Match turns out great, its pretty close throughout but Leons a beast with those ingrapple reversals. In the end Leon was a little too strong.

 

Then Tiff makes a shocking announcement. 4 way elimmy. Thats gonna be a great match hopefully AMart will be included, I'd like to see him as champ.

 

As I said awesome Riot. Rox let me down, Seth kicked Poe's ass, Nate kicked MY ass, Mayhem kicked Seths ass, Trance and Vinnie had a classic, Leon retained his other title, Kip Conrad stole victory from the jaws of defeat. All in a days work. Great show OCDub.

 

I have 1 grumble about something I saw. In the VV vs Trance match, whenever either man connected with a strong grapple they pretty much ALWAYS did an ingrapple strike. I like how everyone can strike ingrapple now but we don't need to do it all the time.

[Deano Horse]

Oh yeah and the fucking Madmen ROCK. I wanted them to kick VV's ass, and he's my I-Gen brother. I'm looking forward to Fausto getting his face busted in by Park.

[Smith]

I thought Matt Wilson was making a surprise return to OCW to start off Riot...but i was fooled...

[Nathan Gaines]

Don't worry when VV when I use to come out people thought Nate was making an apperance....It was a huge Let down. Hell in carried into real life too.

 

Slut: Oh my god it's Nate Ortiz!!! This is a dream come true

 

Gaines: Nope just me Nathan Gaines

 

Slut: See ya!!

[Mr.Sensation]

I do like vincents new look not sure about his pre match flood plants thou. Didnt like them in 2007 didnt like them in 2008 and sure as shit dont like them in 2009. He is like a hoss version of the Ayatollah in those things.