That death metal music is some wild boy shit,,shit makes my ears bleed if i hear it

Halcyon Way is not Death Metal

 

It is called Prog "short for Progressive" Metal

Halcyon Way is not Death Metal

 

It is called Prog "short for Progressive" Metal

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8f2mW1GFSI]YouTube- Chesney Hawkes - The One And Only[/ame]

 

Cover that on your UK Tour. Braddock and Trips will love it

YouTube- Chesney Hawkes - The One And Only

 

Cover that on your UK Tour. Braddock and Trips will love it

*listens to three seconds of YouTube video*

 

UUUUGGGGHHH MY EARS!!1!11!11!

NUMERIC SUMMARY OF ZE DESK:

 

1) He's impatient with customers at his place of employment.

 

2) He's Jewishness shows mostly when choosing coffee.

 

3) He's gone fancy boy with his recording equipment.

 

4) He wants everything he buys in plastic. Including his plastic.

a) He probably uses plastic condoms.

b) He prefers his girlfriends previously wrapped in plastic.

 

5) He's an 'adult', who won't splurge on stupid shit like a controller...but he's purchasing a video game, and stays up late playing WoW. Irony? A little bit.

 

6) You are honest, and yes, you ARE brutally honest. There's a fine line between brutal honesty and cocksucker. You walk that line like a Russian highwire act at a circus.

 

7) He makes quotation marks by himself, and calls 10am 'early morning'. Hilarious.

 

8) Pant related deaths must be prevolent in Jays life.

 

9) Ignorance is the worst form of stupidity.

 

10) 8 N-bombs in 30 seconds, KKK record.

 

11) When you use someone as an example, that's an example of 'isolating' someone.

 

12) Jay says people have to make it so people outside of OCW who read it, understand who is who, and what's happening. People outside of OCW = WWE/TNA writers.

 

13) Jay's got shit to do.

 

14) Realizes that 'stupid shit' like a 'new controller' is now essential. Irony, yet again.

 

15) Playing Street Fighter on a 360 controller is "holy shit, man, fuck."

 

16) Jay has carpul tunnel syndrome at an early age.

 

17) "Would you go out with a 19 or 20 year old?" My answer: "Not long term, or seriously, but I'd fuck the shit out of one." (dated a 20 year old a few months back)

 

18) Shoutout to me, boooooooshhhh!!!! FTW!!! Yeah, I did smoke far too much pot.

 

19) DADDY'S PROUD!!! HEAR THAT OCW!!! FUCK YOUR MOTHERS!!

 

20) 500 lbs - 224 lbs. (around 2 chubby chicks)

 

21) Parker has kids and a wife that makes Jay jealous. It's ok, Jay's getting a Chun Li controller.

 

22) MAYHEM MOMENT!!! (over sleeping)

 

23) Jay gets 5 hours of sleep and complains. Parker stays awake for a week straight, spends 1/2 the time in the gym and the other 1/2 working and bringing his kid to the park. Never loses his smile.

 

24) Spoon lacks motivation and.....um....memory.

 

25) It's not news then pot, it's pot then news. Get it right.

 

26) Jay came back to rape people. JCS - Just Committing Sodomy.

 

27) Parker makes Jay feel that he didn't rape enough people. He can do better.

 

28) Parker, remind Jay that he needs to do the HoF stuff. Squeeze it in, in your 2 minutes of spare time.

 

29) You can't make a bomb out of an fireworks and a clock. Sucks for jackasses trying to blow up Times Square.

 

NOTES: The Steve hated Jay for wanting to become a cop.

If Parker went to become a police man in NYC, they COULD let go of

900 policemen.

 

30) Jay doesn't bring around a bag with him. Probably because people would find his water and video game controllers.

 

31) Jay doesn't fear cocksuckers. Cock choppers maybe a different story.

 

32) Busses don't have central air, houses do.

 

33) Jay's "distinction" consists of 8 gray hairs and a lack of motivation.

 

34) Jay did the "Sweet Chin Music" stomp warmup for 20 minutes in the back of a bus. I'm assuming people thought he was mentally challenged and let him be.

 

35) Jay's ok with people farting in the back of the bus. Even if Jay's in the back of the bus.

 

36) Jay multitasks, and plays 1-2 video games a time. Old age has effected his attention span as well as his memory.

 

37) Follow him on Twitter.

 

That is my numeric summary. Thank you and good night!

Yo Hutch, when are you making your much anticipated return to OCW Radio? I'm awaiting 30-45 minutes of pure entertainment and comedy from the Zen master himself.

Id love to do a weekly show with Vs, man is pure entertainment. alas our scheduaudualsa conflict.

 

NOTES: The Steve hated Jay for wanting to become a cop.

If Parker went to become a police man in NYC, they COULD let go of

900 policemen.

 

 

Justice through setting every criminal on fire?

NOTES: The Steve hated Jay for wanting to become a cop.

If Parker went to become a police man in NYC, they COULD let go of

900 policemen.

Ha... it's funny, cuz it's true.