Aries

I'll let it burn alright. I'll let the crabs I got from that lovely Aunt of yours burn all night long. What was her name again? Aunt Marie? Such a lovely lady. You really should call her every now and again "champ". She worries that this business is getting to ya. What kind of champion doesn't keep in touch with his family. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You keep bringing up the fact that I'm not around. Does it bother you? Does it bother you that I could be gone for months on end, return, and still be more over than you? Slapping the boss? I did one better. I kicked the teeth out of Our Hero's whorish mouth on the grandest stage. I embarrassed him on the show HE created. He was so angry he went and reformed a watered down version of a once impressive team. Face it Dupree. You're nothing more than a placeholder. You're just the paperweight holding the belt in place until I come back and relieve you of your duties. Dragon, huh? That's cute. Do you know who Ares is? I believe the Greeks worship him as the God of War, no? Compared to your meek little dragonling status, I am the God of War. I represent the physical and violent aspects of war. You may have beaten me in the past, but best believe the universe has a way of evening it self out, and if I have to transform myself into the unstoppable warrior I once was, so be it. I kind of feel like having some grilled dragon steak for dinner.

Whooooaaaaaa. Easy tiger. You'd flake too if you had Sensation's tiny Mexican Caimito's trying to barge their way into everything you did. I also did not want to learn about your sexual adventures, Mr. Dupree. Please keep those five gentlemen away from OCW. I implore you. I just can't believe this Chamber is still happening. Does OCW even HAVE 5 guys who are worthy enough for a title match? In fact, does OCW even have 5 guys that are better than me to be chosen for a title shot? The answer...is no. Unless of course, you clone me 4 times, and fill each chamber with Aries. Hell, the other 4 might flake, but at least one of us will rid OCW of it's inactivity. It's funny really. OCW is sort of like a light bulb. Whenever I'm around, and I have that belt...its brightly lit, and everything looks fantastic with that bright light shining over it. When I don't have the belt...that light dims...and not just a little bit either. It's so dim, you can't even see the Afro-American's residing in OCW. Now, if you can't understand the metaphor, I'm not saying that people get excited when I'm champ, and OCW booms...I'm saying that I AM the boom. Look at the track record; I beat Mayhem, and OCW comes ALIVE! You have Leon coming back for the 28th time, the Ambition Era, and even Dane being as douchey as ever. The minute I lose the title...Mayhem is champ again, and OCW slowly dims down. I come back at 'Cide to beat Seth...few months later, I'm in the title match. I win again, and OCW, once again BOOMS with activity, and the greatness it's known for. I lose the belt to Pato, but that doesn't matter. I'm so over, it keeps OCW afloat. Win the belt for a third time, and all hell breaks loose. Parker and Leon have MOTY, I face Nate in a...shitty match, but a match nonetheless. Pugh/Suda, failure of an F.I., tag titles, YOU NAME IT! I leave again for a long, deserved break...and look what happens. You ruin the very foundation of OCW. No one is excited to see you as their champ, Dupree. I'm not saying they're excited for me, but even if they're watching me, waiting for me to lose...they're still watching me cupcake ;). When the new season starts, or even before then, I WILL win back that belt, and then OCW can begin it boom back to the top where it belongs. P.S. These Frosted Flakes are DEEEE-LICIOUS by the way. You should try some. P.S.S. They taste even better with a mustache.

2 years without missing a Riot, 7-8 months as champion, and yet you've only defended that belt against one person? I think it's time that changes, don't you think Tiberius Ducunt? I mustache you a question...are you ready to lose that belt whenever that creep Dimsmore stops standing outside of my window at night?

I don't speak Macbook. Apologies.

What do you use to record, and what do you use to convert?

We need more tag teams :(. Fucking Youtube ruining e-fedding.

Parker's attire = Attire of the Year. CYBER BULLY 2099!!!

I think you misspelled "Honkey"

Hostile...why you hittin' yourself bro? WHY YOU HITTIN' YOURSELF?! No seriously, why are you fighting yourself? Find a real opponent sonny Jim. It's like you're jerking off, and providing for us a mental image you fuck. Please also stick around this time. I get it that you get busy, but come on. Aside from sticking around, stick to one thing. Stop changing from CAW to CAW. Parker on commentary is pure gold, but only because he's a cyber bully. We need a Riot where Scaggs and Poling take a break, and we get Double A and Parker Stevens. I'd have a half chub all show. Tibby and Tyroid...kind of sounds like an 80's cartoon. I would touch on the KD thing, but it's already being discussed heavily, though, I will throw my two cents in to the boiling pot anyway. Even if Dane was an enormous jizz junkie, he at least submitted content that wasn't reused and rehashed from the previous week. Granted he was all about himself, it was always different. Can you at least TRY KD? Can you show us the same damn respect we show you when we all submit shit that you mark for? Scumbag Dimsmore...doesn't show up for a week or two...MVP of Riot by being on almost every page. Kudos to you man. Is it wrong to still be hoping for Tibs to retain? I hope Parker isn't in the Chamber. It would kind of ruin the fact he has F.I...just like it made no sense when I won KOOCW while holding F.I. Jay and his poor booking. Also...Tibby! I know you hear this a lot...I'M COMING FOR YOU NINJA!!!! So please retain :D DAT PIRATE! Hopefully he's back full time soon! I always liked Baxter, but I have to say I am hoping for a gimmick change. Lack of Jookie is disappointing. I think the EX Div can get something back being as how we have a few people who can make it interesting. Jookie, Romero, Hostile, and hopefully Bax. I was thinking of coming back down myself, but I know I would just get whooped. I'll just stay HW...where I'll probably still lose. More later.

It was just at first glance. When Riot went up, I was watching it, and as soon as the video had started I thought to myself "WTF PARKER?! WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME?!" Then a second or two later I realized it was Trance who was being attacked by Jake. Jake looks nothing like Parker, but seeing as how Trance is my carbon copy, I associated the attacker with a bald guy who hates everyone. After watching it I also remembered...I HAVE LONG HAIR!!! Fuck me, right? I gotta say though...the Chamber should be good. I don't think Dupree will win this one. I'm rooting for ya man, but to beat 5 other assholes? Good fuckin' luck.

I like how Parker was holding the wrong belt at the beginning of the show. Stop living in the past Parker, GOD! It's Attitude Era belt, son! Also, what's this I hear about rematches for a belt that's normally defended weekly? COME ON NA! The only person who can truly say they deserve a rematch is Gibbs, and I don't hear him complaining. Dat man is a true champ. Congratulations though Pugh.

Tiberius Dupree vs. Corporal Cannibus WL....what WL are we on? FAK.

Do you know how hard it is NOT to look like Nate when you have long, luscious, black hair?! I tried every hair combination possible, and every single long hair in the game made me look like Nate...with the suit, though. With my wrestling attire, I'm James Storm if he auditioned for a bukkakke film.

Also, attack of the mothafuckin' clones. McGee and Arnaud, good GOD. I also thought for a brief second that Parker was attacking me backstage, but then I realized it was just Jake beating on Trance. Mothafuckas

Did anyone else mark as hard as me for the match on page 2?

K.D., your brain is like a car pile up on the I-95. Name calling? I said "you're acting like a cunt." I didn't say "YOU'RE A CUNT!" Two different things. I'm really trying to understand your reaction to advice. It wasn't a rant, or a dig at you. I wasn't calling you out either. I was simply offering advice, and help. You try to turn everything into a crusade against you, which stopped being funny the first year you were here. All you had to say was, "Thank you Aries, but no thanks. I don't need you're help, and I'm going to continue to do things my way." You know, like a civil human being. Aren't you religious? Don't they teach you how to be a courteous and decent human being? Have fun. That's what we're all here for. Advice is just that...advice. I'm not forcing you by gun point to do anything. I personally don't give a shit about you. You keep doing what you're doing. Just thought I'd throw in my two cents, even if it was unasked for because I am such a nice guy. Now I believe we have a PPV discussion to get back to. I just want to praise the Lord that Tibby and Steve are finished. Steve...if you come back as Captain Dooby, or whatever the fuck with a mask, to get another title shot, I will just toss a grenade into your window.

Anyone else here enjoy talking to a wall? I can't. This guy. Try to help, and he acts like a cunt.

Real talk here KD...it's not that you don't do anything. You pump out content every week, but the people here are into quality, not quantity, and if you happen to be able to submit both quality AND quantity like many of the past greats, then more power to you. Your main problem is KD being uninteresting. You've been here as long as I have, hell, even LONGER, but you've never really had a stand out character. The ABM phase could have been good, but you didn't really have a stand out moment like most people here do, and you barely feud. You want these people to start talking about you in a better light, just deliver us a solid feud. No more "i'm angry, i'm black, i'm gonna hurt somebody." Give us something we can read, and be like "Wow, I kind of marked for KD a little bit there." If you have to get a new gimmick, get it, but give us a feud that gives us more to KD than talking to backstage interviewers, or threatening people with the BR. Jookie is only more over than you because he HAS improved...a lot, and he's a LHW beating ME'ers and HW's. What more could you ask for? You have to thrive to be different man. We've seen KD constantly talk to these people backstage about nothing. Get something going on. It's time to step up.

Still doesn't change the fact you're going to lose Parker. You're going to get your ass beat by Dupree, because I doubt he'll lose that title any time soon, and then when you lose, Leon is going dry hump you in to retirement.

I think the biggest mystery of all is... wasn't Brandon Hostile returning??

Parker Stevens...first man to lose his F.I. cash-in? I THINK SO!

Honkey Kong vs. Godzilla was pretty epic. The table break looked horrendous, so fuck THQ for that. Surprised at the outcome, however.

What the fuck Suda?! HOLY SHIT PUT DOWN THE ROIDS! MOTHAFUCKA, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO POP THEM LIKE PEZ!

The ending to Steve and Dupree was nice. For some reason I thought him missing that move into the finisher flowed very well. Now I swear if I see another title match between you two I'll have to punch a baby. The F.I. video seemed like a lazy edit, but I can understand considering how big the file must have been. Not very surprised with the ending of the match. I had him pegged to win since F.I. was announced. Now, go capture your first World Title you fucking fruity bitch. No Tag Title match? Did Jake Storm flake again? Keep this up, and you'll have flaked more times than me AND Chris Mania combined....AND YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HERE A MONTH OR TWO! Dimsmore is a monster. The match was great, but I wish Tyro wasn't bashing the buttons to get up after the piledriver. Kind of made the whole thing silly, but I'm glad of the outcome. Pugh...this PPV is the reason you belong in the EX Division. When is the last time you actually won? Stay out of main events, and go back to curtain jerking. About to watch Parker vs. Matsuda now, so I'll post my thoughts then. Couldn't get the facking video to load last night.

Breaking Bad. I'll comment tomorrow, but for now...I need to go find my shit, because I have lost it. LOST MY SHIT!