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Pepplowski are my heroes. The content they put in is fucking hilarious. Wish we would get more tag stuff from the guys in the tag tourney.

Parker Stevens used "Please Kill Yourself". It was super effective.

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Am I watching a PGA Golf Tour?

40 minutes or not, a recap VIDEO needs V/O's. I would much rather watch a long video. Save the text for people who write reviews in the show threads. Also for a recap, you didn't go too much in depth about anything. This is why V/O's would be better. For the next episode try to get someone like Suda, Nati, or even Ryder. They all have distinct voices that would be good for something like this. Other than that, the rest of the show was great.

Old man racism is HILARIOUS.

That was my fault. Fell asleep last night talking with Suda, so I didn't get a chance to re-record my entrance. The one that Alex used was from two week's ago. Apologies! Also...Riot literally just keeps getting better and better. I don't know what's happening to OCW, but I'm fucking loving it. Jookie, you are becoming the man. Nati is definitely bringing out the best in you, and the feud JUST started. Looking forward to the PPV. Going to be a good one IMO.

Holy shit, that Alex Robinson CAW! I think I would rather lay Vickie Guerrero after she's had three children, and was ridden with gonorrhea.

Leon..just stop. You trying to insult Parker is like hanging a piece of a candy in front of a one armed baby.

A great drunkard once said "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." I bestowe this knowledge unto you Dave, not because I like you, or think you're the future of this company, but because I think everyone in OCW is just a wee bit tired of listening to you speak, and judging by the circles under your eyes I'd say that even you're tired of listening to yourself. You see Juan, it's not about how many shots you can fire, it's about how many shots you can take and keep on going. That's right. I just quoted Rocky Balboa, and changed it slightly. You like that don't ya? I'm a man of many talents Julio. Being the best in the world is just one of them. If you make it to the top of the mountain, I'll be sure to be the first one to send you a bouquet and a tiara, Princess. Just know that when all that glitter is gone, and when the dust settles, you'll wish you'd have stayed at the bottom of the barrel. People on the mountain top aren't very friendly when it comes to preteens with a loud mouth. I'll give one thing to you though kid..you're ego are as big as Smythe's lips, and that's an impressive feat.

I'm sorry, who are you? I want to say...Dave.

Britney, Britney, Britney...it's not enough that you have to pocket the GM's testicles in the side of your mouth like walnuts, is it? No, you have to go on rant about how you were this, and how you were that, and how you were robbed, and yadda yadda yadda. Being in a title match with the CHANCE to win the title just isn't enough for you, is it? I'll agree to an extent that OCW died after you lost the title, but what once proud wrestling organization wouldn't? I mean come on! You lost the title to CHRIS F***IN' RYDER! You know, the man that wrestled referees? Yeah, that guy! How can a federation NOT go under with someone like that at the helm? Then the ever unstoppable Mayhem won it. You know, the man who's dick you're afraid to take up that Sarlacc Pit you call an anus. Those of you wondering..yes I did just make a Star Wars reference, what of it? For an entire year, he reigned as OCW World Heavyweight Champion until his match with me. The match where I dethroned a man weighing 200 pounds more than me. The match where OCW was reborn in me. Now, unfortunately, due to unforseen circumstances (I flaked), I left OCW in pursuit of different things, but when I came back I was better than ever. With the help of a good friend, Seth Irvine, I helped make OCW interesting again. Notice I said HELPED. With the likes of Tiberius Dupree, and Matsuda, and Dimsmore, how could you carry a company? With that many talented people? It's damn near impossible. Unfortunately for these three, I said the word talented. Watch your genitalia accordingly as I hear Britney is like a succubus when it comes to talent. Drains all the energy (and semen) right out of your body. You go on about how I "sucked Jay's balls", and all your accomplishments blah blah blah. You go on about how you beat Nate and Guy in ONE night, but we all know that's not your greatest accomplishment, oh no! Your greatest accomplishment is actually finding out which shade of lipstick Jay likes when he needs his "Little Hero" caressed. The poster you keep going on about...the reason I was ON the poster, was because I deserved it. I worked my ass off on screen and behind the scenes. I brought a new flavor of competition to OCW with Patolomai, not you. Now notice I said how I was on the poster. ME, not just my face, ME. Now compare that to how Jay just superimposed your face on to some gay Viking warrior. Ironic much? Because you're a warrior alright, just not the kind that kicks ass and takes names. No, you're like the kind that eats ass, and gets names tattoo'd on the cheek of your ass. Another reason Jay has entrusted me with Greatness (copyright of RD Money), is because I don't retire and return every single fortnight. He trusts me with this position because unlike you, I don't have to decide which GM's genitalia is the flavor of the week. Whether it be trying to eat Alex Robinson's poorly packed suitcase of a vagina. Whether it be Stacy Adams YIPEE KAY AYYYY MOTHERF***ER'ing all over your face, or whether it be you tounging the asshole of Barry White's illegitamate bastard child. I may have stolen the "Best in the World" moniker Britney, but at least I haven't pretended to be something I'm not. Motherf***er of the Year? Really? Anyone with a brain and a pencil could figure out that equation. It's simple you see: M-o-t-h-e-r+M+a+n(f***er) = Manf***er of the Year. For your sake Britney, I hope you brought a fresh pair of panties, because at Road 2 Glory, whether its me or Matsuda walking out with that title, we both agree on one thing. It's going to be the beginning of the end for the "Age of Heart", and with it, we're going to usher in a new era. The Era of Ambition. I have to go be the Best in the World somewhere else for now Britney, so behave okay? Tchau!

MOTHERFUCKER! You're American! This is America! WE DON'T SAY ARSED! WE SAY MANLY WORDS! They can't be fucked! They don't give two shits! THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS! Arsed? YOU FUCKING JOANIE LAURER VAGINA FACED FRUIT CAKE!!!!

You guys lost your shit during promos, and I lost mine during the last two matches. Fucking awesome. The endings were just fucking brilliant. Jookie really is coming in to his own. His promo with Illuminati was fantastic. I'm marking for the EX Division again. So many people who can put on a show.

You know what motherfucker. For making me wait to watch this fantastic show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4MmB_jMfs8&feature=g-upl&context=G231d200AUAAAAAAAAAA

Parker Stevens is my hero. The greatest OCW competitor to never hold a World Title. I blame you Jay, you fucking fat faggot.

If we bring back Ambition I think Smythe should start there. Telling me I need to win to use my gimmick. EAT A DICK SENATOR STUPID CHOCOLATE FACE!

I thought Gibbs and Murdock could make a good tag team. Both playing the role of the stereotypical black man in America. One laid back, enjoys smoking, while the other is just plain angry. It's a great dynamic. I don't know much about Greene or Lee other than Lee was a poor sum bitch, but they LOOK like a team. I will say this though...Greene kind of looks like Arnaud >_>

Well depending on what he is. If he's a heel he could definitely pull off a Mr. Perfect style. Judging from his promos, he seems like a face. I could see his character developing into Billy Gunn (not the gay version..oh who am I kidding, what's the difference?!) once he breaks out of his quiet shell. I agree with that Clockwork Orange statement. Viddy viddy much!

IDK. He could be good as long as Hostile doesn't go the same route he always takes. Lockhart doesn't really look like someone who's going to be quiet for long, so that's a development to look forward to. The only other gripe I have with him is his moveset. The Accordion Rack makes no sense on him. I'd suggest searching for another finisher...maybe take something like The Judgement Slam or even a Diving Fist Drop. What about this BEDLAM guy? It was an interesting end to his match with an interesting RP to boot. He has a decent look. Kind of reminds me of Devil D. Graves from back in the day look wise (if that was his name, can't remember). His movesets not bad either, although we have yet another person using the Future Shock lol.

That has to be the easiest association I've ever seen. A CAW named Omerta...used a song by Lamb of God called...Omerta. BRILLIANT!

LOL you couldn't make a burger look good tubby! This is the reality of the thing: Me = HBK, Dupree = Jericho, Pugh = Ziggler.

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