Aries

Smythe lion! Bob marley reincarnated!

Some babies were dropped on their heads, but you were clearly thrown at a wall you maggoty pole-smoker.

Who needs LOTUS when you got SWAG.

ALSO...am I the only one who see's Carlos Cruz in Latief?

Here's something to discuss. While I was working with Jay and Nate, Jay put in some monster RP work, and helped escalate a feud that probably wouldn't have had any words. He also helped formulate a bunch of ideas with our feud when Nate was impossible to reach. Now my problem is...during this LOTUS angle...it feels like it isn't the same Jay. The work I'm reading, and story line development I'm seeing just isn't what I'm used to seeing Jay produce. Since Suda and Dimsmore are busy as shit, I think Jay should be carrying this story line like he did with me and Nate. I guess I'm just disappointed that the main thing going on in OCW is also probably the worst thing I've seen Jay do. Usually things he touches turn to gold, but this just doesn't feel that way for me. Turning to Parker now...I don't think I'm alone, but should Parker really be assaulting people from behind? Parker's supposed to be a bad ass. You can't be a bad ass when you sneak attack people. You're coming off as Leon at the moment. It's like a transformation. You went from being a complete, foul mouthed asshole, to being a whiny bitch who turns on people at the drop of a hat, and you throw in a sneak attack at the end. I have to say though, if transforming Parker into Leon is what you're going for, then it's definitely working.

Am I the only one disappointed in the lack of build-up between Lotus and Parker? Parker comes back, Truth Sirens everyone, and we barely get any retaliation aside from Johnny fuckin' Curtis. Honestly, I thought the Suda character would be smarter than to travel alone, or get caught by Parker as well. He's out there burning people and performing a live interpretation of the Passion of the Christ, but he's too stupid to know that Parker's out there waiting for his ass? In MY opinion, this should be like a game of Chess. Parker isn't too fucking bright aside from when it comes to hurling crass and crude insults at people, and Truth Sirening people. Suda seems like a tiny Japanese evil genius, so he should be setting Parker up at every turn, having Parker be " " this close to almost getting him every time. I'll be honest...I didn't really like the ending. The high speed car dumping and kidnapping. I mean, it would have worked if maybe it didn't escalate so quickly. Does Parker really need to drive a car off of a dock to get his point across yet? He can't be that angry. I mean...he beat the shit out of almost everyone on the roster. Who would be angry after that? And where is Johnny Curtis coming from? Parker should be working with Lotus, not Johnny Devine. In other news...I loved the Romero, Jookie and H For Henrique angle. It's brilliant, new, and creative. Keep up the good work! Those e-mails had me dying! Pugh...maybe you're opening because you're a one trick pony? I mean...the only thing you seem to do is spit venom. Maybe change that up a bit? Evolve? Give us something new to your character other than ego and "this guy likes to hear himself talk!" I miss Dimsmore, and hope everything's alright with him. Hope he's able to come back and continue to make that title he carries matter even more. I kind of like C.O.D.E, and the way Parker handles things. The blonde guy whose name is escaping me reminds me of Lodi and Steven Richards. Lodi because of the hair, and Richards because of the shirt + and the way he gets treated. I'm expecting him to eat a few Truth Sirens while he's with C.O.D.E. No offense to Steve or Tibby. You guys have been doing alright given the LOTUS thing, but I just can't wait for this feud to finish. I just want to see someone new in the World Title scene to spice things up. The F.I. qualifiers are pretty good. Hopefully it happens this time as opposed to D-Jack ruining everything. Code Storm...I swear if you win again, I will beat the Jewish out of you. I also don't see the big deal with the Latief video. Sure its grotesque for T.V., but that should be the GM's job to censor the video, even if the GM is Jay at the moment.

Ugh, I want to reply to Pugh, but my lack of care is just completely out the window. What are you talking about? Do you even know? Sometimes I think you talk without even thinking. K.D. even makes more sense than you do at times. I left because my match with Nate was bad? WHAT? When you type, I imagine Jim Carey using his belly button to talk. I left because I accomplished everything I wanted to. Great feud with Seth? Check. Great matches with Seth? Check. Win the World Title two more times? Check. Try to accomplish Pato as a bigger star with Leon? Sort of check. Have an awesome match with Leon and Suda? Check. Match with Nate at Lution? Fuckin' check, check, and check. I want to say ranting is the only thing you're good at, but you can't even do that properly! I swear I hate white people. They infuriate me at every corner. Video games, online websites, and real life. AND WHERE IS THIS FEUD WITH JAY COMING FROM?! I DONE ONE VIDEO! ONE!! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP. TROLLING. ME. Fuck white people.

And there's one of the problems. Alienating the rest of the roster. You CAN'T do that. You CAN NOT alienate people just because they put in less work than others. That's one of the reasons they barely do work in the first place. You want to keep it to the "7 or 10" that are "keeping this place running", then that's fine, because honestly, the only one out of you who is actually interesting is Dimsmore (and McGee). I think The Steve is the only one who gets a pass because he's been here, and he's done all of this already. Our title scenes are non-existent. Doesn't Dimsmore have 9425784265 jobs, and a fiance or something? If he can make ALL of that work, while putting in quality content each and every week to keep people interested, why can't the rest of you? Instead, you're off doing Unleashed: Ladies Night. I'm going to be honest, who else watches that aside from the people who put it together? I sure as hell don't. Why can't you just put that content on Riot, or instead focus your efforts on one character? I understand you want to have fun, and hey, who doesn't, but shouldn't you be helping the rest of the guys who have nothing to do have some fun? Wrestling in real life is a team effort, so why can't e-wrestling be the same way, and if the other half is slacking, TELL THEM. You're not going to get ANYTHING done if you're just pissing and moaning about the other guy not doing anything. Since Trips is gone, Smythe is AWOL again, and Trance barely does anything at all anymore, I figured I would be OCW's new Negative Nancy. NegaRies sounds about right. @NegaRies #heel

You mean we HAD the Takeover. AIN'T NO STOPPIN' RUSSO NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How bout those Tag Titles?!

I have to agree with KD on this one. When Dane shat over Lotus, everyone rose up in arms. No one man is above three, especially a man the size of Mandark from Dexter's Lab. At this point I see Suda as more of a midcard talent than ME worthy. He went from an awesome title match with me, and Vaginaheart, to burying people at a lower status in the card. NOT GOOD BUSINESS HABIBI.

From BDSM, to murder....to pyromania? What's next?! Are you guys going to publicly hang someone from the roof of a cell? Genocide? How about a good old fashioned tickle fight? I appreciate the effort Jay and Suda, but I'm just not believing someone as tiny as Suda beating up three people. It just doesn't make sense. I'll be patient though. Maybe something fantastic will come of this. So...where's Smythe? Anyone? Also...I miss Parker Steiner :(. No public roasting...no hilarity. Just gloom and doom. Where is my comedy? IC > TR.

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How can you post a picture of Bruce Lee when you look like illegitimate, gay, bastard son of Uncle Jesse who just happens to like BDSM and murder? You're about as intimidating as a fly circling around a piece of dried up dog doody.

We can kill people on shows again? So rape bad. Death good. Gotcha'. Time to return and exterminate the Jews.

I thought Matsuda's return could have been done better. There was something about it that didn't feel up to snuff. I enjoyed it don't get me wrong, but it didn't feel as big as it should have. Dupree and Steve was a good match, but Tibby is a monster. MONSTER. I created a monster by losing the title to this man. I still have a rematch clause though! I'M COMING FOR YOU BRUDDA MAN! I am disappoint that the A-Team wasn't apart of the show. Would have been nice to see some tag team gold on the line. Cody is impressive as always. I think if he stays around this time he'll definitely be on top in a non gay fashion.

Did Uncle Jesse return to OCW? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PcZG_QPLJ9w/TfIOIvzgoQI/AAAAAAAAEQM/ci0gDLFidr8/s1600/0316091735_m_john_stamos_450.jpg

I'll bring the Vaseline! Marbury Bless You!

Lord Nagata? Koshobi Tensei?

Why?! What did i ever do to you?!

The comma placement in your sentence is horrific. Just saying, bro.

Here is how your paragraph ACTUALLY should have read: "Aries, when you're done crying yourself to sleep while watching The Golden Girls on Netflix, come see me. Not only will I teach you how to be entertaining, but I will use small and easy words that even YOU can understand. See below for an example:" Now, here is how you construct a proper letter: "Dear Aries, I will kill you UNTIL you die. I'll rip out your spine, and choke you to death WHILST Lord Shark consumes your soul. Bite me faggot. Sincerely, JCS" Any questions? Now that I am done teaching you how to construct a small paragraph, as well as write a practical letter...let me whimsically retort. Dear Not So Omniscient One, You are a failure to this site and to society. You are the exact reason why George W. Bush hates black people. I would rather watch Golden Girls, than be subjected to some HBO tripe known as Girls. Why do you watch these abominations? Not only did Matsuda make you cry, but I think he may have taken your balls with him. Please stop writing letters, and fight like a man. With little to no love, Aries

I don't care how many "cheques" he signs. Have you seen the RP's he puts together? I've seen Hazard put together more articulate sentences than this clown. Speaking of clowns...fuck Clownshoes.

That's not fair Pugh. How could you NOT include Jay in your English lessons? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Shame on you.

It was a cameraman....