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Aries

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  1. http://www.ocwfed.com/forum/hof.php
  2. Calm your tits. I did tell Trance.
  3. Trance has my CAW. Ask him.
  4. I demand to be renamed Super Trance.
  5. Guys, I can't help it that my title run was and IS better than yours. I can't help that I main evented Lution. I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I'M JUST SO FUCKING GOOD AT WHAT I DO! I'll take another 11 months off, and still be more over than you, cheese dick Stevens.
  6. I have to agree with Pugh! Even me, The Grand Poobah of Procrastination was able to, with the help of Trance, be on Lution. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, SON!
  7. For shame.....
  8. It's not that it's emo, it's just that a catchy pop rock song doesn't really suit the top heel in OCW, in my opinion, especially a technical/submissionist heel, but who knows, it might catch on for me.
  9. Dupree... Fall Out Boy?! WHAT?! That's like Parker coming out to Barbie Girl man, what the fuck?! You're the Mr. Perfect of OCW, except hilarious. You should be using some bad ass instrumental song! Someone like Cliff Lin, or even Two Steps From Hell. Leave Fall Out Boy for Leon, because after that last match, he'll need some song to retire to again.
  10. In Ryder We Trust.
  11. Dupree; the first man in OCW to receive an 'Aries Approved' Hand Job. Though, if I were you, I would have taken The Facial over a Hand Job any day. Parker; how dare you. "RE-FUCKING-DICULOUS"?! I'll have you know that this mustache is worth more than your entire wardrobe! This mustache has been seen all over these United States, and several foreign countries. I wash it with berries and citrus, you son of a bitch! My mustache gets not one, not two, but over three hundred gently pressed brushes every single night before I go to bed! "RE-FUCKING-DICULOUS"?! The only thing ridiculous is the fact that our champion is a pale skinned, homeless version of Billy Blanks. You want to go one on one with The 'Stache? I'll give you a Mustache Ride you'll never forget! BELIE' DAT, "homeboy".
  12. Too bad you can't English. *Stole*
  13. Can I step up, slap you, and take your title? Someone needs to retire your old ass already. I'm not very reliable. I might flake half way through the slap, but damn it! Someone needs to do it!
  14. I personally think you could easily combine the EX Title and the Hardcore title. There's really no need for both. Basically you just open the EX Title up to all Heavyweights and below, and add in stipulation matches for every single defense while also having it defended weekly. There's an easy problem solved. Both titles have a lot of history, but there is no point in having BOTH of them. The TV Title is completely unnecessary. The Ambition guys don't need a belt at all. The International Title needs to be used a bit more as an elevation title for these guys, so I think lowering the bar to Lower Midcard/Midcard would be the best fit for that secular title. The International Title could also use MORE challengers. It sames to be the same 3 people competing for these belts, and it's honestly getting boring. Bringing in the TV belt just complicates things, and adds yet another belt to a thinned out roster. I personally love having the Tag belts, but the teams need to be more active. As Suda has pointed out; we have a decent amount of teams. The only problem is...NO ONE BOOKS THEM, and they don't work together. Where are my tag matches? OCW World Heavyweight OCW EX Division + Hardcore = Some new name I would suppose. (Please GOD don't choose Hardweight.) OCW Tag Team OCW International These are the only belts you need.
  15. Yeah man! You mean you don't remember? You had an astonishing 16 title defense streak until you finally dropped the belt to Tootie McFruitalberry. You almost made it to Parker's magic number 18!
  16. When did we get Freddie to design our posters? :O
  17. Do we have to PM that shitty version of IRS again? That motherfucker was the laziest. PM ME IF YOU WANNA GET PAID HUEHUEHUE. How about you watch matches, and then pay the people accordingly you fat white fuck!
  18. He was white! I thought he was trustworthy! Apparently not. Fuck white people.
  19. I'll tell you how my xbox is! Stolen! And red ringed! That's how you motherfucker!
  20. If only we had someone who kept an updated signature and finisher thread!
  21. I don't know. I didn't see the screen do it's silly special effects bullshit which is why I was asking if I missed something. If it is, I apologize.
  22. The ending to the main event match was the shits. Destroyed or not...a normal submission move? Unless I missed something, that's a little weak in my opinion. Johnathan Hardcastle...I mustache you to stop stealing my would have been gimmick. YOU CAN'T BE ME MAN! KNOCK IT OFF! You're a complete castachetrophe. I really like Lazarus. It reminds me a little bit of Wesley Adams Poe...I just hope he can stick around unlike Wesley. Nice to see storylines generating on Ambition that aren't alts. These new guys are pretty fantastic. I have to say though...seeing The Stallion/Venom/Parker Stevens reborn was pretty great. Keep it up Tanner! Don't follow Parker's footsteps though. He went from being a bad ass with face paint to Stone Cold Steve Austin with a girly voice.
  23. Can you change though? I mean...I'm kind of sick at looking at your berry picking face.
  24. Put on kneepads you faggot!!!
  25. Mothafucka its the first rp!
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