Aries

How the fuck you gonna make Leon, the cheesiest man in OCW, FPR police? Did we already forget about Seth Morrison?! #Justice4Seth #RockPunch #MJIsBackYall But for real, I think most of the rooks have sketchy FPR, and I think it's because they have no one to really teach them. A lot of them still hover and reverse hover. In fact, in a match with Kass, he done like 4 picks up in a row before the game D/C'd him. After pointing it out privately to him, he improved the quality of the match tenfold. I remember my first PPV match in OCW. It was against Death Row, and Josiah Cross was playing for Ajax at the time who wasn't around. It was the shittiest match I have ever played in OCW. Everyone was thirsty and it just turned into a fuckfest. Point being, a rook will always be thirsty when they first get to OCW. They want to win and they want to impress. No different here. It definitely could have been handled better, because instead of just talking to him behind the scenes, you publicly berated the man. I understand there are a bunch of sadomasochists on Riot that twist there nipples because of the pain of others, but all you have to do is discipline him privately. Think of a booking decision that puts him in a tough place. Don't shame him for everyone else to see. That's fucked up for him and the rest of the rookies. The way Jay tore him apart in the shoutbox was nothing less than an abomination. I mean, I like you Jay, but holy shit. How the fuck you gonna say I have emotional issues when you just went full on Lewis Black in the shoutbox? Anyway, having FPR Police is an obvious must. This match proves it, and I've been feeling that way since Turmoil began. A lot of people still hover and reverse hover. I would say moonwalking is also a big no no, but that's just person preference. As one of the fairest players (Not Rock Punch Leon) in OCW (considering Majin praised me for not rolling in 2008, I have right to this claim), I'll do it. I'm on most of the time anyway, so I'm practically a message or PM away. AND HOW THE FUCK IS PARKER A FACE NOW? OR IS RAGNAROK FACE? WHO THGE FUCK IS THE FACE? I HATE ALL OF YOU FUCKS

8 pages of content 30 pages of FPR break discussion LET'S DO THIS

Yo SHUT THE FUCK UP, BILLY LE BEAU

There's a little bit of a fuzziness about a few title wins, but other than that, I remember most of it. Remembering all of this makes me sit here and think...God I hate people. Especially Kip Conrad. And you know what fucking else? I have never been on a fucking poster! He Who Shall Not Be Named has been on a fucking poster, but not me?! FUCKING REALLY?! I WON KING OF OCW AND ENDED MAYHEM'S YEAR LONG TITLE REIGN IN ONE NIGHT, BUT I CAN'T BE ON A FUCKING POSTER???????

God, I would have to recall how many times I've flaked.

Suicide? CHRIS RYDER! S0 y0u're telling me Ryder fucked up a deal with a wrestling 0rangizati0n? WHAT A FUCKING KN0B!

Typing a pr0m0 with this keyb0ard is literally AIDS, s0 I did 0ne better: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ftmC7b9fvp

I want t0 write a review, but my keyb0ard :(

My gimmick is being a fat fuck. N0t illiterate. That's Sid Harris0n.

ANY0NE wh0 wants t0 make a luchad0re can j0in the divisi0n. Just make sure y0u diversify a little bit. Just send Trance the name if y0ur luchad0re, and he'll b00k y0u. S0rry f0r typing like a 13 year 0ld. "o" key is br0ken. It types qo7 when I press it.

Sid Harrison's FPR breaks are like Bill Cosby's rape victims. They'll all come forward someday. Just give them time.

WHAT THE FUCK, SID? AND THIS GUY IS SUPPO7QSED TO7Q THE O7QNE THAT TESTS RQO77QOKS? O&Qh yeah, my '0" key is bro7qken. Fuck my life.

Look at these Riot guys trying to bring FPR drama to the Positivitymoil thread. That's great.

This is great, just great

#jimmy4champ

Sorry for not submitting anything fam. Going through some tough shit. DAT SETH MORRISON THOUGH! WHAT A FUCKING BEAST

If I were being childish, I would delete your post because FUCK YOUR OPINION Good RP, though! Welcome to OCW, Joe!

Whoa

Aries, the character is Scottish, yes. I, however, am from New Jersey.

You were fat before me you fat cunt

I PAVED THE WAY FOR SCOTTISH WRESTLERS! Me, damn it!

Lol, grinning? This motherfucker is jerking off into a soft tortilla shell, crying tears of joy to lubricate himself while La Bamba plays in the background.

Personally, I feel the face/heel dynamic in professional wrestling is a tired, old formula. I think blurring the lines between competitors, letting the crowd get behind who they think the better competitor is, is so much better. I realize Lucha Underground is mostly rehearsed, and the crowd reactions are pretty fake, but the idea that no man is full-on face or full-on heel is what makes me drawn to it. I mean, unless there's a moment that makes someone irredeemable, of course. I think that's partly why Sean is so over. PARTLY. On top of being a good competitor, the Jurassic Shovel stole his shining moment, putting Parker into an irredeemable situation. To me, there is NO reason to root for this man right now.

http://i.imgur.com/rqUVmfi.jpg?1

In essence, this is the reason that I think a tournament was the worst possible route to take to crown the first champ.