Aries

This is why women aren't in FPS war games. They'll ninja your fucking mind and then cut your dick off without even flinching. Cold hearted. I honestly don't even know what's going on in this thread. I actually came online to send Seb an apology because I felt super bad and stumbled into this thread. The complaining just doesn't make sense. I don't know what the complaints even are. I don't even know if I'm following along correctly, so instead of getting involved, I'm doing the only thing I truly will always enjoy. Making fun of Leon. Reading his posts are like getting injected with a fatal dose of Asperger's through the eye. I'd rather jerk off Pee Wee Herman in an adult movie theater and have him ejaculate into my iris. Fuck you, Leon. FUCK YOU.

Jesus being whipped and nailed to the cross was funnier than you are.

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Queer

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Finally. Took them long enough.

We about to have a full on race war on Turmoil. Now all we need are Los Boricuas

Son, you always gotta be putting people down. And it's mostly Turmoil people. CAN'T YOU SAY SOMETHIGN NICE FOR ONCE?! And yes, I know Sophia has been putting in mad work. I didn't mean "HOLY SHIT, WHERE DID THIS DIVISION COME FROM. I DIDN'T KNOW IT EXISTED UNTIL NOW". It was more of an exaggeration. I was giving her props for putting it all together and making me enjoy the women's side of e-wrestling.

I was going to make a glass ceiling joke and about how I can't hear you from atop of it, but I'm fat :(

I actually marked when I finally saw an RP by Carlos Cruz. After years of saying, "meh" or "mebbe"; he's finally fucking back. I think I remember reading last week something where Trance said to Dennis, "you remind me of me." LOL! He's playing second fiddle to a GOD DAMN LEGEND? He's going to be Dennis Midcard for 8 years before finally winning the big win until he loses it to Brad Armstrong and never gets a rematch? I guess that also means he'll never beat me, too. Damn son. I feel bad for you, TV Champ. FEELSBADMAN I like Big Ed. I can't wait to see a match or feud between him and Malu. Christ. The Neo Nazi vs. the Wild Samoan. It's weird yet amazing how Turmoil suddenly has a decent woman's division. If I can think of a good character, I'm definitely signing up. Good work, my ninjas. Sid and Austin are most definitely my current favorite undercard guys. Their RP's are strange, but hilarious. I'd say watch Jay hold these two down, but we know how Jay loves his white meat. And how can we forget about Jackson? The man is on fire. He walked out of Lution proving that it was HIS title, and now? He beats MALU! He's got the look, the writing skills and he's good on the sticks.

Stop spamming the reversal button

I think we should implement something like that, too. We don't have many tag teams, so moves an idea for tag finishers at a certain point would only make tag matches that much more fun to watch and play.

Jackson doing everyone proud. Nice to see that we finally found our champ.

It's so easy to be racist against my own kind...

Fucking juggalos.

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Turmoil's number one contender for the World Title, ladies and gentleman. Motherfucker, man up. I had to face MAYHEM three fucking times in a row, and if I didn't flake, I'd have been in a 4 way with his stupid ass. Tank might say stupid shit a lot of the time, but until you have dealt with Mayhem, I don't want to hear that shit.

Is it me, or is that Jerry Lawler sitting in the front row at the end of Nathan's entrance? I guess it makes sense. They both like to touch little girls.

Two resiliency uses per match is a bit ridiculous. Should either be level 1 or level 3.

You're in for one of the best matches you'll have ever.

With the name Kwan Watts, who knew he'd be the most sensible rookie out of the bunch. I'm proud of u <3

Face it. Even if it were just the two that didn't job in a handicap match...Drago still make them humble bubba You need some serious, main event level star power to take that NA belt away

I get what you're saying. I should've written something. WL 10. That's pretty big, but I believe in quality over quantity. Nothing I would have submitted would have been quality. I am quite literally at a point with Aries where I don't know if it's even worth having him around or just making a new character. Anyway, I think the show was great. The matches were good, and the role plays were even better. Suda, as always, gets my entrance of the night. That shit was epic. One thing I was really disappointed about, and I mean REALLY disappointed about was the fact that Sean vs. Steve was shafted so far down the card. After how hard that man worked, to only get onto page 5? That is some bullshit.

I mean...I didn't really deserve to be on it. Not even on the preshow. I haven't done anything really but comedy RP's and matches. I didn't really think it was necessary to just toss in a stupid RP about being fat when you already have people like Majin stealing the show.

That is the dumbest complaint I have ever read in my entire time of competing in efeds, and I was in Xerox. Rule Number 1 of OCW - Leon ALWAYS goes over.