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Know what hurts my soul? Ragnarok is Apex 2.0. Four guys who should not be in a stable together. Everyone going off, doing their own thing as opposed to working together to get everyone over as a group. Nathan should just bitch slap the lot of you. You're all supposedly based on Norse Gods (which would be cool if you actually dressed and played the part), but you guys whine like little girls. Why isn't it Xander/Tre/Kass vs. three Riot vets? Why didn't someone step in and tell Kass that him coming back to Turmoil so soon was a bad idea? Why is Xander still working with Cobra? Where's that even going? And Tre...I just don't even know. Tre = Valmont - Gets real salty real quick and thinks he's better than he really is. Kass = Trance - Practically invisible Xander = Ryder - As much as I like Xander, he's just off doing his thing Carter = me - There isn't much similarity here. Nathan is very different than I am. He actually has a personality. A little whiny, but a good egg. The only similarity is that he's trying to lead a bunch of guys who don't want to be lead. They all want to do their own thing. That begs the question. Why is Ragnarok even a thing? Where's the group dynamic? Why aren't you guys trying to make yourselves better as a group? This is why rookie stables often times do not work. I think the only exception may have been Lotus, and even that failed because Suda and Pato were way too nice for their own good. If you guys focused less on trying to BE DA BESS, and more on making yourselves a well-oiled machine, then I think most of OCW would come around to you. Instead, you're too focused on being your own man, which isn't what a stable is supposed to be about. The purpose of a stable should be to get everyone over to some degree. I have no problem with any of you guys. In fact, I'd like to see you succeed. Just get your shit together, stop whining about who has what place on the card, stop whining about who cheesed who. Just focus on being a group. Watch some old school PPV's. Watch Rev Inc. Watch Theater of Pain. Why were they so good? Because they were a GROUP focused on getting over the entire collective. You guys might do a few group RP's here and there, but I don't feel that you're actually together. You all have different gimmicks and looks. It's just a mesh of 4 different styles that haven't really changed to make the group better.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU'RE GONNA DIE! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS You think I'm scared??? Nate has a PS4, so I don't need to go to Riot for that. Anyone else? LOL! YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BREV? PUGH WOULDN'T BE CHAMP IF I DIDN'T LEAVE IN 2012. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! pls dont book me against Drago

You think food is the only thing I eat? I'll take a bit out of those linguini arms you bald fuck

You know who should be a top guy? Me. If I cared enough, I would push all of your shit in, but I don't. Why don't I do that? Because I want to give you new guys a chance to shine and you're all doing just that. Now, while I do have a problem with people, especially champions and contenders being coddled and protected, I think it all depends on who's involved. The way I look at it is you can't win all of the time, even if you're next in line for a belt. All Bray winning does is show that he should be higher up on the card and deserves an opportunity later on down the line. As for the World Title scene...honestly, this is a tired subject. I don't believe Kass deserves to be there at all, but it is what it is. Should they get tough singles matches to prove their merit? Absolutely. They're in line for the World Title. They should not only be good with what they write, but with how they play. When I became champion for the first, second and third time; I never had it easy. To be champion for the first time, in Jay's eyes, I had to win the KOOCW for a second time. What did I do? I was so thirsty, I did win it again. I squashed a man known as Trevor McManus in seven minutes, who at the time, was one of the best players in the fed. I did it as a LHW, too. I wasn't coddled or protected. I had to show Jay that I was finally worthy of being put in a World Title match. And you know fucking what? I won that title in the same fucking night. I won 4 matches on one PPV, just to prove myself. And you know who I beat for the title? A fucking monster. A person who is and always has been sketchy when it came to ethics and FPR. A 99 Durability Super Heavyweight with arms that stretched to Portugal. I proved myself by being the best on the sticks. Not protected. Not put into matches people knew I would win. I never have been put into those situations. Not in my matches leading up to my title shot. Not in my matches where I either defended or lost my title. Ask Jay. I am the most inconsistent champion because I choke in title defenses. Jay gave me opportunity after opportunity because I earned it by being one of the best on the sticks. My writing left MUCH to be desired, but I got it fucking done in the ring. I remember my first title defense when I became the first ever Pride Champion. It was against Kip Conrad (who, if you don't know, was an alt of one of the best players in the fed.) His name is Kage. He was a fucking beast, and he destroyed me. I wasn't protected. At all. I was put to the test to see if I deserved my spot, and by losing; I proved that I didn't. I didn't just lose. I got demolished. If you were booking an actual wrestling show, then yes. I should have been protected, but this is fake fake wrestling. This is a video game. As much as the game as changed over the years, it's the same at its core. Being a good writer will only get you so far. You have to win, and you have to win BIG. You can write your way into a title match all you want, but if that's all you're good at, then what's the point in putting you in taht spot? You're going to keep losing if you can't play the game. Know what I mean? Now, I understand most people in charge these days are inclined to make shows look good, and while I do prefer things look good; I can't help but revert back to my, "prove yourself" dynamic. Without the thirst, I feel that protective booking is the way to go in some cases. However, sometimes a good champion and contender need to be put to the test. While its all well and good to say sit back and have fun, it's also good to have a nice competitive scene in place. In other words, shape up, or I will take both titles, and you're NOT going to win them back. You think I'm playing? Try me. I'll channel 2012 Aries and hold you fucks down. You won't break the Mass Ceiling. You'll have to be like Dupree who played DM's all day just to get ready for our title match. Just to beat me. Even then, you guys haven't seen Thirstries. You've seen Hungries, but never Thirstries, and I'll tell ya. Thirstries don't play. I'll get you counted out. I'll put you in a damn Abdominal Stretch if I have to.

Why are you making things up KD? Jay NEVER said that. Oh you

I would, BUT IT WOULD BE YOU PLAYING AS ALL OF THEM YOU PIECE OF SHIT. WHY DO YOU HATE ME? WHY CAN'T I HAVE MATCHES WITH REAL LEGENDS? WHY CAN'T YOU FOLLOW THE RULES YOU MADE? WHAT ELSE DO I GOTTA DO? I BEAT MAYHEM FOR YOU! MAYHEM! AS A LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT! HE HAD 99 DURABILITY, CHAMP STATS AND THE LONGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD! FUCK IT! I'm getting an Xbox, then I'm dropping my fat sweaty scrote on your face.

Trying to be cool? Do I look like Leon to you? How dare you, you fluffy fuck. HOW YOU GONNA TELL ME TO "GET OFF DEEZ NUTS" WHEN YOU BEEN RIDING THE INNER CIRCLE HARDER THAN A FAT GIRL DRIVING DOWN A BUMPY ROAD? I hope Mugen pushes your shit in. EDIT: YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN MUGEN'S DONE BREAKING BOTH OF YOUR KNEECAPS, I GOT NEXT. I need redemption after you fucked me at Lution in 2012.

Then Jay will insert himself into the storyline, promptly destroying both Lotus and Ragnarok.

Where?!

I thought Knox looked decent, which is surprising, because I hate Knox. I also feel for Majin and Matsuda. Two of my all-time favorite competitors and they only get two weeks of build for a Lution match. Makes me sad. This match and feud could have easily been MOTN and possibly even the main event. Still can, but I feel less attached because of the time frame. I mean...an EX Title main event? My jimmies are being fondled at the thought. The missing Trance poster was fucking HILARIOUS. I fucking hate Parker. Cheeky cunt

And I thought I was the only one. That shit was stupid. It just smells like a Jay idea. Why call it a Perfect Circle match if you ain't gonna follow the rules brev? Why not just make it an elimination gauntlet match? Is Trance booking Riot now, too? Did you guys watch Turmoil and say, "BY GOD, HE'S GOT IT!" And the finale? Why didn't that big ass reveal not close out the show? You think after reading that, that I really give a shit about Pugh? COME ON SON. I feel like y'all are shitting on Sean somehow.

For real, WHY DOES JUDAS HALLOWS LOOK LIKE VANILLA ICE????

This show is about to get 10+ pages of discussion, and I know exactly why.

You're fucking stupid

Jesus Dennis looks like a 12 year old next to Big Ed. When we getting Big Ed vs. Malu? BIG ED VS. KD? Get a fucking PS4, KD. I'd like to see more gimmicks on Turmoil. I'm a mark for silly shit and character development. I'm tired of seeing "I'M DA BESS" RP's. Gimme some "I AM SO BAD, WORST WRASSLER OCW". Stop giving me "IMA PSYCHOPATH, IMA EAT U". Give me "I'M A GENTLEMAN, YAWIGHT. PREPARE FOR FISTICUFFS." Also, we need a new World Title. Compared to the TV Title, that shit makes me sad.

I'm ready for some personality, Bland-17. You're so vanilla, not even whipped cream could save you.

You know what? Smythe might be full of shit most of the time, but I'll be damned if he isn't the most over heel in OCW. The way he just gets under everyone's skin is incredible. #alphaheel

Uhhh... ...did Arnaud black face himself? Well...if there's anyone who could pull off the Clayton Bigsby gimmick...

I never won the TV Title or the Hardcore Title if those count. Also, Iwouldn't even call my win in the PC match impressive. It was ARNAUD, Valmont and Cruz. If McGee wins, and I hope he does, it'll be fucking huge.

I won my Perfect Circle match. I think it was for the International Title.

Storyline would have worked either way, B. Bradley doesn't book you because he doesn't view you as THE guy that you claim yourself to be, that your fans think you are. Which is why he wouldn't give into your outlandish demands until you give him no choice. I mean, this shit writes itself.

I wouldn't worry about it too much. Erryone knows Turmoil booking is poopie. I mean...why isn't it Austin vs. Dennis? Sid vs. Jackson? Sid is on a mean streak. Perfect challenge for our "World Champ". Austin is TV title material with that face. Why we making it Turmoil vs. Riot? Why is B-17 even booked at all? Since when do we give into the demands of terrorists?! Too many questions that won't be answered, next time on Dragon Ball Z!

FYI, if you guys need any intergender stuff done, let me know. I got the PC version of the game the other day for like 25 bucks.