Aries

Smythe living up to Worst Attire World award. TWO HORRIBLE ATTIRES IN ONE NIGHT!

Just call me "Glass Ceiling". Being shiny and holding bitches down since 2012.

Obscurity you say? I we have that reversed. I think it might be you that drifts into obscurity. After Lution...what do you have? Nothing. Zilch, zip, nada. Pugh has been carrying this feud since day one, and when Lution is over...all that's going to be left of you is a generic, bland, token Japanese wrestler. You USED to be interesting, but then you took slice of reality to the brain. Like your friend Pato..you're one dimensional. What could you possibly do after WL this year? Me? It doesn't matter what I do. I could shit cauliflower, and everyone would love it. OH LORDY LORD, THANK YOU FOR THIS GREAT SHIT COVERED CAULIFLOWER THAT THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME HAS BESTOWED UPON US! LORDY LORDY LORD! You want to be relevant again? Come see me after Lution. After I'm done kicking Jay's dentures down his throat, I'll be sure to make you matter again.

So says the man that tried to be a miniature Muta. It's cool though, because at the end of the day I'm still better than you are. I've wrestled with constipation that was more challenging than you are. Every time I watch a Matsuda match, I'm pretty much EXPECTING the oh so beloved "Pepperton Sleeper" to end the match. Let's face it...you can't win a match without resorting to a submission. It's fine, but realize that is the exact reason you'll never be better than me. You rely on a crutch to get you through, while I rely on skill. I could probably just steal CM Punk's face, and not a single person would care, because at the end of the day I get the job done. That's much more than I can say for you. Your biggest glory was a...a stable. A stable that lasted all of what? One month? Now I've had my fair share of failures, but if I had to choose the biggest fail in OCW history..it has to be Lotus. So much potential wasted on people who don't know how to put themselves over, so they needed "vets" to help them. I may copy what I see from time to time, but at least I do it well. Its funny because last year when Ambition was running..I picked one rook that was going to win the title first, and that was you. Now...I wouldn't even let you lick the mud stains off of Dane's jock strap. You are a colossal failure, and a waste of time. It was nice knowing you "DEVIL". Stay classy

Good one. Did Pugh write that for you?

And yet you're still stuck in a midcard match at Lution with a man who used to wear a kilt. Tell me..why is that? Oh! Right! Because just like most of the people who come into OCW and make great proclamations about how amazing they are....when in reality they're nothing more than a minute man, just like you Suda. Do you know what a minute man is? I'm sure you do. You're Japanese. Women must complain to you all the time. Your limelight has faded, and it's not going to return. The reason Dupree surpassed you is not because I can't beat him, but for the sheer fact he's better than you. He has the intensity that's needed to carry this place. What do you have? A catchphrase and a fur coat? Have fun competing for the Hardcore Title on Asylum, because that's as far as you're going to get.

I don't know. Why don't you tell me how it feels, knowing that after Lution, you're going right back down to David Jackson status. #foreveramidcarder

The only bukkake party I know of is after your sister's pre-show match. I don't think you want to know the gory details, but I hear there's going to be tentacles involved.

What title is that? You guys wrestling for first place in the Special Olympics? You enjoy that while I do what everyone on this site wants to do. I'll be kicking the Jesús Cristo out of Jaysin C. Sensation.

Had to fix that for you. It's easy to make these silly mistakes!

I have to agree with Poling...are there really nice houses like that in Jamaica? And Jookie, whoever designed your house should be burned at the cross. That looks HORRIBLE.

Jeez. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the banana hammock. I thought Hawaiins were supposed to be jolly...and round.

I tried Google Translating that, and I got Turkish > English....

Don't forget: Leon and Matsuda in a triple threat, essentially costing Suda his first title run by kneeing the referee. Matsuda: HAI! HAI! HAI! HAI! Leon: MY VAGINA HURTS, I GOTTA TAP!!! Aries: /trollface NOPE!!!! Matsuda: /okay

Um? The ending to Bedlam vs. Dreg isn't there. I think someone forgot to put it in.

Okay ladies, take it easy. Let's not turn THIS thread into something stupid. Might give Hennig a reason to regrow his hair just so he can tear it out again.

I seriously hope The A-Team win the tag straps. They both pretty much deserve it for being the...well the only team IN OCW that matters. As long as you keep Midgetboots away....all should be...fine........ .................. Midgetboots................................

Fuck you, you watered down version of the real A-TEAM! Also...why is there a naked man on my screen?!!?!?!? Is it Leonheart's birthday today?!

At least he's not singing it on Skype. I pray that day never comes.

Hold on a minute. I did not see this. Please Smythe, why don't you enlighten the current crop of OCW as to what exactly this is copying? I'm intrigued to hear your opinion. I don't want to wait until Lution or until you decide to flake again. I want to hear this now.

And it goes ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNNNN DON'T STOP BELIEVIN

http://troll.me/images/rent-is-too-damn-high/the-amount-of-butthurt-is-too-damn-high.jpg First of all, my attire is not Punk at ALL. Nothing about the attire is Punk. NOTHING. But I think I know what this is about. It's okay Smythe. Just keep staying classy.

Are you mentally inefficient or something? No wait, you've been this way since you joined. Best in the world has been a gimmick in wrestling since GOD knows when, but I guess because two guys in WWE are doing in, it's all of a sudden "copying WWE". I love the way you think Smythe. Stay classy.

How the hell are me and Nate copying anything remotely WWE? I didn't realize John Cena super kicked Vince McMahon.

I was expecting to kick a watered down Carlos Mencia in the face, but instead we got Tranny Bonaducci.